If you're reading this it means... If you're reading this it means, I dropped my journal, you captured me and are going through my stuff, or the most likely... I'm completely and utterly dead. It's not like I don't have hope or anything it's just that...well, it's a real possibility.

Ok so here are the rules!

RULE #1: Do your cardio

- I may have gotten it from Zombieland but ya gotta agree it's a legit rule...eh who cares nobody's reading this

RULE #2: Attire; Wear leather and denim as much as possible. You ever tried biting through either of those? Also lets just not do any of that denim on denim crap...seriously, it's stupid and looks terrible, this is the fricken zombie apocalypse but that doesn't mean you can dress poorly.

RULE #3:Hygiene! Do you want the flesh-eaters to smell you from a mile away with that stanky janky breath of yours? Carry a tube of toothpaste and a toothbrush or even those weird little portable tooth brushy sticks, ya know the ones that are toothbrushes and toothpicks, and come in a little packet. Ration that minty fresh stuff and brush once a day, be thorough. Bathe whenever possible but always be alert.

RULE 4: Interview anyone who wants to join your posse. It's extremely important because you don't want a spy!

RULE 5: Use vehicles whenever you can! They will come in handy for obvious reasons but also to use as scrap metal when they die or you can't get any more gas. Gas can expire or lose fuel ability in as few as 6 months

RULE #6: Find a map of the building you've decided to call home, the city/town/rural area, state/province, and finally country. Map out as many routes as you can in case something goes down and memorize them.

RULE #7:Guns are LOUD! Use them as little as possible so that you can save bullets and keep yourself from attracting the flesh-eaters. The same can be said for power tools.

RULE #8: Never let your guard down. Seriously, it won't go well...