Aelin: Hey Rowan. I made you a cake but if you don't want it I'll have it. Its my favourite.
*Grins*
Rowan: What, sugar?
*Groans*
Aelin you know I don't eat sugar.
Aelin: *Glares at him*
Afraid of getting fat, Buzzard?
Rowan: Yes. Some of us care about our figures. I cant keep up this super buffness if I copy you.
*Grins*
Aelin: *Checks out his muscles*
Ok, more for me then. I won't complain. Just remember that you are missing out on the most amazing chocolate cake EVER.
Rowan: Wait…
Aelin: *Pauses in doorway and looks back expectantly*
Rowan: I guess I can't let you get any more fat than you already are.
Aelin: Youre so generous.
*Smirks*
*Brandishes a dagger she just pulled out from up her sleeve and cuts him some cake*
Rowan: *Laughs*
Always. I'm a gentleman, remember?
Aelin: So kind of you.
Rowan: *Takes a little bite of cake and gags*
Aelin: *Frowns*
What?
*Takes some cake for herself and spits it out dramatically*
Ewwwwww. I thought you bought some eggs more recently than THAT. What did you do to it?
Rowan: *Snorts indignantly*
You made it, Princess.
Aelin: You shouldn't have let the eggs go off, Prince.
*Glares at him*
Rowan: You should have checked them before you put them in!
Aelin: Checked them!? How was I supposed to check them!? I cooked them in their shells and then put them in the mixture. AS YOURE SUPPOSED TO. Its impossible to tell if they're good or not.
Rowan: You WHAT!?
*Chokes*
You aren't meant to cook them in their shells!
Aelin: Yes you are! Lorcan was VERY specific about that bit.
Rowan: You took cooking instructions from LORCAN!?
Aelin: Elide said he made good spaghetti…
Rowan: Well it sounds like he got the recipes mixed up because this is NOT chocolate cake!
Aelin: He said it was…
Rowan: Aelin, you do know cakes are meant to be sweet, right?
I KNOW THIS AND I DON'T EVEN EAT CAKE!
Aelin: Do you think I'm dumb, buzzard!?
*Starts to look dangerous*
Rowan; Well, y-
Aelin: I have an idea.
*Grins evilly*
Rowan: What?
*Looks at her suspiciously*
Aelin: Well, Lorcan's room is just down the hall…
So why don't we pay him a visit? Bring a gift. Say, some cake?
Rowan: *Smirks*
Whatever you say, Fireheart.
Aelin: I'm glad you agree, Buzzard.
**Later, in Lorcan's Room**
Aelin: *Barges into the room*
Elide: Oh, hi Aelin, are you okay?
Aelin: Fine thanks Elide, I just made a cake Lorcan gave me the recipe for. I just loved it so much I though he just HAD to try some.
Rowan: *Smiles sweetly and drops the cake onto Lorcan's bed*
Lorcan: Oh, no, that's fine, you really didn't have to.
Aelin: *Gives him Puppy Dog Eyes*
But we brought it over especially for you.
Lorcan: Umm, sorry, but I don't really eat sugar…
Elide: Lorcan what are you talking about.
*Turns to Aelin and smiles*
That's so kind of you.
*Eats some cake*
*Spits it out and gags*
What in hell is THAT!?
Aelin: Oh, it's the recipe Lorcan gave me. Delicious, right?
Lorcan: You bitch!
Aelin: *Sighs*
After all this time, that's STILL the only insult you can come up with?
Elide: Lorcan, why did you give them this? I know you're really good at cooking! That's not nice! Apologise now.
Lorcan: *Scowls*
Sorry. Can we settle this elsewhere?
*Glances at Elide*
Everyone: *Ignores him*
Rowan: *Coughs*
Elide, did you seriously just say Lorcan was a good cook?
Elide: Yes. He's actually a really good cook. You'd know that if either of you ever bothered to spend any time with him, which you obviously don't.
Aelin: *Falls backwards onto Rowan, laughing hysterically*
Really, Elide?
Elide: *Glares at Aelin*
What's so funny!?
Lorcan: Shut up Aelin, you bitch.
Aelin: Again with the unimaginative insults.
Rowan: Lorcan, outside now, I think we need to spend some quality time together, like Elide said.
*Glares at Lorcan *
**The two males leave the girls in the room and shut the door**
Aelin: *Rushes to door and listens through keyhole*
**From behind the door**
Lorcan: Look, it was a joke, she should have known that, I didn't expect her to actually make it.
Rowan: *Sarcastically*
Of course you didn't.
Lorcan: Its not my fault she was too dumb to work it out!
*Looks at Rowan's angry face at that comment*
*Groans*
What are you going to do to me this time?
Rowan: I think you are going to really enjoy that cake, and we are going to watch, or else I will just release her on you.
**Back inside the room**
Aelin: *Giggles*
Elide: *suspiciously*
What is it?
**Males reenter**
Lorcan: *Groans*
You were listening, weren't you.
Aelin: That sounded exciting.
*Gives them a knowing look and grins*
Elide: WHAT IS IT!?
Lorcan: Don't worry Elide, these two knuckleheads are just being mean.
Aelin: Hmmmm, knuckleheads…
Slight improvement on bitch.
Elide: Lorcan. What are they doing?
And cut the patronising!
Aelin: Lorcan's going to pay a liiiiiittle forfeit.
*Rowan and Aelin smirk*
Lorcan: *Grimaces*
Elide: What, so now it's like Truth or Dare and Lorcan didn't do it?
Aelin: Wait, what?
Lorcan: Umm, not really Elide…
Rowan: *Sighs*
Basically Lorcan's going to eat the cake. All of it. Right now.
Lorcan: Uhhh, yes, that's it.
*Glares at Aelin and Rowan*
Aelin: *Grinning evilly*
Yep, that's right, so go on then. What are you waiting for?
Rowan: *Grins*
Eat up Lorcan.
**Fenrys rushes in, dragging Gavriel with him**
Fenrys: Did someone say Lorcan was paying a forfeit?
*Smiling gleefully*
Gavriel: *Mutters*
Unheard of.
Lorcan: *Puts head in hands and groans*
Really, guys?
Fenrys: YES!
Elide: Come on then, Lorcan.
*Smiles*
Lorcan: Hang on, aren't you meant to be on my side, Elide?
Elide: Mehh… this is too good an opportunity to pass up.
Lorcan: *Pouts at her and eats the cake*
*Gags*
Everyone: *Laughing*