Aelin: Hey Rowan. I made you a cake but if you don't want it I'll have it. Its my favourite.

*Grins*

Rowan: What, sugar?

*Groans*

Aelin you know I don't eat sugar.

Aelin: *Glares at him*

Afraid of getting fat, Buzzard?

Rowan: Yes. Some of us care about our figures. I cant keep up this super buffness if I copy you.

*Grins*

Aelin: *Checks out his muscles*

Ok, more for me then. I won't complain. Just remember that you are missing out on the most amazing chocolate cake EVER.

Rowan: Wait…

Aelin: *Pauses in doorway and looks back expectantly*

Rowan: I guess I can't let you get any more fat than you already are.

Aelin: Youre so generous.

*Smirks*

*Brandishes a dagger she just pulled out from up her sleeve and cuts him some cake*

Rowan: *Laughs*

Always. I'm a gentleman, remember?

Aelin: So kind of you.

Rowan: *Takes a little bite of cake and gags*

Aelin: *Frowns*

What?

*Takes some cake for herself and spits it out dramatically*

Ewwwwww. I thought you bought some eggs more recently than THAT. What did you do to it?

Rowan: *Snorts indignantly*

You made it, Princess.

Aelin: You shouldn't have let the eggs go off, Prince.

*Glares at him*

Rowan: You should have checked them before you put them in!

Aelin: Checked them!? How was I supposed to check them!? I cooked them in their shells and then put them in the mixture. AS YOURE SUPPOSED TO. Its impossible to tell if they're good or not.

Rowan: You WHAT!?

*Chokes*

You aren't meant to cook them in their shells!

Aelin: Yes you are! Lorcan was VERY specific about that bit.

Rowan: You took cooking instructions from LORCAN!?

Aelin: Elide said he made good spaghetti…

Rowan: Well it sounds like he got the recipes mixed up because this is NOT chocolate cake!

Aelin: He said it was…

Rowan: Aelin, you do know cakes are meant to be sweet, right?

I KNOW THIS AND I DON'T EVEN EAT CAKE!

Aelin: Do you think I'm dumb, buzzard!?

*Starts to look dangerous*

Rowan; Well, y-

Aelin: I have an idea.

*Grins evilly*

Rowan: What?

*Looks at her suspiciously*

Aelin: Well, Lorcan's room is just down the hall…

So why don't we pay him a visit? Bring a gift. Say, some cake?

Rowan: *Smirks*

Whatever you say, Fireheart.

Aelin: I'm glad you agree, Buzzard.

**Later, in Lorcan's Room**

Aelin: *Barges into the room*

Elide: Oh, hi Aelin, are you okay?

Aelin: Fine thanks Elide, I just made a cake Lorcan gave me the recipe for. I just loved it so much I though he just HAD to try some.

Rowan: *Smiles sweetly and drops the cake onto Lorcan's bed*

Lorcan: Oh, no, that's fine, you really didn't have to.

Aelin: *Gives him Puppy Dog Eyes*

But we brought it over especially for you.

Lorcan: Umm, sorry, but I don't really eat sugar…

Elide: Lorcan what are you talking about.

*Turns to Aelin and smiles*

That's so kind of you.

*Eats some cake*

*Spits it out and gags*

What in hell is THAT!?

Aelin: Oh, it's the recipe Lorcan gave me. Delicious, right?

Lorcan: You bitch!

Aelin: *Sighs*

After all this time, that's STILL the only insult you can come up with?

Elide: Lorcan, why did you give them this? I know you're really good at cooking! That's not nice! Apologise now.

Lorcan: *Scowls*

Sorry. Can we settle this elsewhere?

*Glances at Elide*

Everyone: *Ignores him*

Rowan: *Coughs*
Elide, did you seriously just say Lorcan was a good cook?

Elide: Yes. He's actually a really good cook. You'd know that if either of you ever bothered to spend any time with him, which you obviously don't.

Aelin: *Falls backwards onto Rowan, laughing hysterically*

Really, Elide?

Elide: *Glares at Aelin*

What's so funny!?

Lorcan: Shut up Aelin, you bitch.

Aelin: Again with the unimaginative insults.

Rowan: Lorcan, outside now, I think we need to spend some quality time together, like Elide said.

*Glares at Lorcan *

**The two males leave the girls in the room and shut the door**

Aelin: *Rushes to door and listens through keyhole*

**From behind the door**

Lorcan: Look, it was a joke, she should have known that, I didn't expect her to actually make it.

Rowan: *Sarcastically*

Of course you didn't.

Lorcan: Its not my fault she was too dumb to work it out!

*Looks at Rowan's angry face at that comment*

*Groans*
What are you going to do to me this time?

Rowan: I think you are going to really enjoy that cake, and we are going to watch, or else I will just release her on you.

**Back inside the room**

Aelin: *Giggles*

Elide: *suspiciously*

What is it?

**Males reenter**

Lorcan: *Groans*

You were listening, weren't you.

Aelin: That sounded exciting.

*Gives them a knowing look and grins*

Elide: WHAT IS IT!?

Lorcan: Don't worry Elide, these two knuckleheads are just being mean.

Aelin: Hmmmm, knuckleheads…

Slight improvement on bitch.

Elide: Lorcan. What are they doing?

And cut the patronising!

Aelin: Lorcan's going to pay a liiiiiittle forfeit.

*Rowan and Aelin smirk*

Lorcan: *Grimaces*

Elide: What, so now it's like Truth or Dare and Lorcan didn't do it?

Aelin: Wait, what?

Lorcan: Umm, not really Elide…

Rowan: *Sighs*

Basically Lorcan's going to eat the cake. All of it. Right now.

Lorcan: Uhhh, yes, that's it.

*Glares at Aelin and Rowan*

Aelin: *Grinning evilly*

Yep, that's right, so go on then. What are you waiting for?

Rowan: *Grins*

Eat up Lorcan.

**Fenrys rushes in, dragging Gavriel with him**

Fenrys: Did someone say Lorcan was paying a forfeit?

*Smiling gleefully*

Gavriel: *Mutters*

Unheard of.

Lorcan: *Puts head in hands and groans*

Really, guys?

Fenrys: YES!

Elide: Come on then, Lorcan.

*Smiles*

Lorcan: Hang on, aren't you meant to be on my side, Elide?

Elide: Mehh… this is too good an opportunity to pass up.

Lorcan: *Pouts at her and eats the cake*

*Gags*

Everyone: *Laughing*