Title: Uncle Universe
Characters
Steven Universe
Garnet
Amethyst
Pearl
Connie
Peridot
Lapis
Squaridot
Sadie
Alexandrite
Stevonnie
Uncle Grandpa
Pizza Steve #2
Mr. Gus
Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
Steven and the gems are preparing for Uncle Grandpa's return
"I can't believe he's coming back." Pearl said.
"Pear don't be rude." Garnet says.
"Yeah." Amethyst says.
"I think it's nice that Uncle Grandpa is coming back." Steven said.
"So they attacked an innocent man then forgave him when you activated your powers?" Connie asked.
"Yes that's right." Steven said.
"Huh didn't know they can be evil." Peridot said.
Uncle Grandpa, Mr. Gus, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, and Pizza Steve #2 warps in
"We're here." Uncle Grandpa said.
"Welcome back. Hey I thought Amethyst ate you." Steven says.
"In our universe we have a lot of duplicates of ourselves." Mr. Gus said.
"You're not going to eat me are you?" Pizza Steve #2 asked.
"No I learned my lesson." Amethyst said.
Lapis warps in
"Steven." Lapis says.
"Lapis. What's wrong?" Steven asked.
"We got trouble at The Big Doughnut. A gem that looks like Peridot is trying to wreck the place." Lapis said.
"It's a Squaidot." Garnet says.
"Squaridots are evil." Pearl says.
"Is that the man they tried to kill?" Lapis asked.
"Yes." Uncle Grandpa says.
"Enough talk. Let's kick some gem ass." Peridot said.
They warp to the Big Doughnut by Lion
"Let's give the gem a bad morning." Uncle Grandpa says.
"Steven you guys are here." Sadie said.
"We got this Sadie." Steven says.
"Gems form Alexandrite." Garnet says.
"Steven let's fuse." Connie said.
They form Alexandrite and Stevonnie
"That girl's not a gem. How can she fuse?" Pizza Steve #2 asked.
"Steven's half human. So he can fuse with gems and humans." Mr. Gus said.
"Gee thanks for the info." Pizza Steve #2 said.
"Don't make me feed you to Amethyst." Mr. Gus said.
Alexandrite roars
"Take this Squaridot." Stevonnie says.
"So what's it like in your universe?" Lapis asked.
"Weird." Pizza Steve #2 says.
"Shouldn't you help them?" Mr. Gus said.
"Nah Peridot is helping them." Lapis said.
"Take this you clod!" Peridot yelled.
"You're outnumbered." Alexandrite said.
"You can't defeat me." Squaridot said.
"You wanna bet?" Peridot says.
Belly Bag hand me my hammer." Uncle Grandpa said.
"You got it Uncle Grandpa." Belly Bag says.
Stevonnie is riding Lion and Uncle Grandpa is riding Giant Realistic Flying Tiger as they points their weapons to the Squaridot
"Oh no." Squaridot says being poofed.
Alexandrite unfuses
"Good work team." Pearl said.
"Stevonnie bubble the gem." Garnet said.
"On it ma'am." Stevonnie says as they bubble the Squaridot.
"Good job you guys." Lapis said.
"You guys were amazing." Mr. Gus said.
"Thanks." Garnet said.
"So what's it like being a fusion?" Pizza Steve #2 asked.
"Amazing. Whenever there is trouble we form Stevonnie and we defeat the gem. Sometimes Steven fuses with Amethyst and they form Smoky Quartz." Stevonnie (Connie) said.
"Thanks for saving the Big Doughnut you guys." Sadie said.
"It was no problem." Uncle Grandpa says.
Stevonnie unfuses
"That was amazing." Connie said.
"Yeah. We bubbled a gem together." Steven said.
"Alright well we're going back to our universe now." Uncle Grandpa says.
"Bye Uncle Grandpa." Steven said.
"Bye Steven and the others. Remember to have a good morning." Uncle Grandpa said.
"Goodbye." Belly Bag says.
"See ya." Pizza Steve #2 said.
"Bye." Mr. Gus said.
They get on Giant Realistic Flying Tiger and they fly away
"He's still weird." Pearl said.
"Pearl." Amethyst said.
"Eh she has a point." Garnet says.
"Steven since you guys saved the Big Doughnut, you can have some doughnuts for free." Sadie said.
"Thanks but you know Amethyst is the only gem who really eats." Steven says.
"I know." Sadie said.
"Alright free doughnuts." Amethyst said.
"Thanks Sadie." Connie says.
"No problem." Sadie said.
"See you next time Uncle Grandpa." Steven said looking up to the sky.
Note: Since Amethyst ate Pizza Steve back in 'Say Uncle', I thought I'd add Pizza Steve #2 since there are apparently more than one of them in their universe. Even though 'Say Uncle' is non-canon.