Hey, nexxttt uppp issssss... What do you think of ice cream, requested by Ivystorm! So random, I couldn't resist it. Lmao don't judge, I got the idea at 3 AM XD

What do you think of ice cream?

Jason starts. "It's nice to have it on hot days or after training, you know. I love ice cream."

Leo sniggers. "Might wanna watch out Piper, I think your boyfriend is cheating on you with Ice Cream." Piper and Jason gave him the death glare.

"HOW DARE YOU JASON!?" Percy screams, ignoring Leo. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!"

"Um..." Piper shuffles closer to Jason, latching protectively onto his arm. "I like ice cream too. Where's the problem?"

Percy goes mad. "HOW COULD YOU, TRAITORS!?" He yells at the top of his voice. "AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!"

"What...?" Hazel looks on with wide eyes, Reyna and Thalia are giggling, though they keep their distance, knowing that a son of Poseidon in an ugly mood is a highly dangerous creature, though fascinating to study.

Frank nods. "What." He agrees eloquently, in his state of tongue-tiedness, while Leo leans against his shoulder, shaking his head sadly.

"I always knew he would snap someday."

"I'd like to know what you mean?" Piper tells Percy.

He sinks onto the ground. "I - I - how could you - traitors -" he sobs incoherently.

"What's happening mate?" Jason asks, laying a hand on his friend's shoulder. Percy jerks him away.

"Don't touch me!"

Everyone looks so confused... Except for Annabeth. As often, she seems to know something that the others don't. She's smirking lightly, a bit guiltily, but still smirking.

Jason and Hazel sit down on either side of Percy until he calms down.

Careful not to touch him this time, the son of Jupiter softly asks Percy what his problem with ice cream is.

"DO NOT SPEAK OF THE I-WORD!" Percy shoots up, covering his eyes with his hands.

Hazel sighs, looking at Jason, thinking very deeply, You stupid, insensitive boy.

"What is your problem with the I-word thing then?" She asks gently.

"I-it's EVIL!" Percy bursts out.

"Why?" Piper comes in and softly prompts, Annabeth still smirking in the background, and Thalia and Reyna watching carefully from a safe distance, commenting amongst themselves.

"IT'S GOT FISH IN IT!" Percy decides once again to speak in caps locks because he thinks it emphasises his point, which it would if said point wasn't so ridiculous.

"Um... Excuse me?" Everyone in the world turns to stare at Percy and gasps.

Annabeth starts to full-on laugh at that point, turning all the demigods' attention to her. It gradually subsides... Only for Annabeth to take a glance at her boyfriend's utterly confused face and to start all over again, clutching at her sides with tears of laughter running down her cheeks.

Leo dramatically points an accusing finger to the guilty - somehow - daughter of Athena. "You!" he shouts. "I don't know what you've done but what kind of sorcery have you practiced on Percy?" After another look at his friend, he adds despondently, "I think he's broken."

Reyna yells from the side, "Guys!" she calls, "have you tried turning him off and on again?" Before collapsing in fits of laughter next to Thalia.

The laughter from Annabeth is becoming completely hysterical, and her best friend Piper is vaguely worried that she will choke.

Percy stops sniffling for a second, to look up at his girlfriend. "You - you were the one who told me."

Annabeth abruptly stops as everyone present turns to stare. "You are the culprit." Frank lowers his head like in a film. "How could you corrupt Percy's mind?"

"It was a joke," she justifies, "And I never thought he'd believe me!" She starts giggling again.

"Oh no," Hazel warns, "Someone had better make her stop laughing before she goes hysterical again."

Percy can't believe it. All these years - seven of them! - he'd thought ice cream was made with fish. He'd believed he was a monster for liking it before, and that his mouth watering on hot days when he passed by ice-cream stands was unnatural for a son of the sea or any human being.

Once the Seven are sure Annabeth isn't in danger of death by laughter anymore, they turn to Percy. "Are you okay bro?" Jason asks, concerned.

"Was that a shock to you?" Piper comes in.

"Is it safe to come near him now?" Reyna asks cautiously.

"I'm sorry Seaweed Brain." Annabeth apologises.

"Do you want a blanket?" Hazel suggests.

"Hot chocolate?" Frank adds.

"Your daily dose of Leo-ness? You can't cancel your subscription." Leo finishes.

Percy reflects on the situation, coming to the conclusion that it is completely dumb. He thought that ice cream had fish in it, and here are all his fellow heroes fawning over him. He'd been really stupid to believe that, though. Incredibly stupid, it's unbelievable. Ridiculous, in fact. So ridiculous that...

A smile cracks over his face, growing wider and wider as his friends wonder if he's having a sort of fit. Leo just observes him as he starts laughing hysterically. "Definitely broken." Leo alias ToolBeltMan states, reaching into his tool belt - sorry - Tool Belt. "I believe that one of the brain circuits has exploded somewhere."

Annabeth can't resist it and joins her Seaweed Brain on the ground where she indulges in peals of laughter, quickly followed by Piper, Jason, Frank, and Hazel. With a shrug and a, I knew there was something broken look on his face, Leo joins them.

They are soon all rolling on the floor laughing. They look like they've gone crazy, which they actually probably have.

Thalia and Reyna? They're not joining. They're doing something different. Filming.

"Dis gon be good," Reyna smirks as she shares the video on all social media.

"High five gal," Thalia grins, doing the same.

Yes, I have this headcanon where Reyna and Thalia are best friends.

QueenReyna - Thalia, say the disclaimer

Thalia - wait I just need to finish uploading this video of them laughing their a**es off on, well, everywhere, and I'll do it

QueenReyna - can I watch it?

Thalia - *shows vid of entire exchange*

QueenReyna: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHA!

Thalia - ikr

QueenReyna - lmao Jason'll be hella p*ssed at you for that

Thalia - let the little brother come at the big bad sis

QueenReyna - *deems it safer not to mention that Jason can fly and she has a fear of heights, I'll let you connect the dots* Okkkkkk... Disclaimer?

Thalia - sure thing, question belongs to Ivystormrandomness, characters belong to Rick, plot belongs to QueenReyna tho

QueenRena - well see ya bye

Thalia - wait. Is it just me or are you not called QueenThalia?

QueenReyna - *runs away before Thalia gets someone without dyslexia*

I also have a headcanon where Thalia swears a lot.

Anyway, hope you liked it, I can't believe that some people actually find my Stupid Seven - ooh, new nickname - entertaining, and even funny! I've never tried a funny story before, serious stuff mostly.

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~QueenReyna (REVIEW I love them!)