The Urameshi Twins

In a tiny apartment in a certain town...

There lived a family of three, the Urameshis.

People know that the mother is a single mother who's a teenage mom who got a pair of twins. Yusuke and Yuri.

While the kids got most of the good looks from their family trees, NEITHER resembled their parents at all that they each resembled someone in their respective parents' family albums. In Yusuke's case, he resembled his uncle from his father's side, and Yuri, a great-aunt from the Showa Period from her mother's. Fraternal twins. The only twin thing about them, is they both have black hair and brown eyes.

They grew up seeing nothing but bad things.

Their father abusing their mother before leaving her when they were toddlers. It was four years after that, that their mother began going off somewhere and coming back at the wee hours of the night, leaving behind money for konbini bentos.

In short, a neglectful environment and the bad luck of dealing with 'bad people' at a young age.

People being judgmental of their mother, pitying the twins yet not doing anything helpful that Yuri realized they just want to gossip about someone who they deem 'lower than themselves' that pissed off her brother.

In fact, they learned at a young age what a teenage mother was.

Their mother was only 14 when she had them! Just into second year of middle school and their father a high schooler. Troubled teenagers who 'tried things out too soon' and wrecked their lives in the process. And of course, kids began mouthing off when they don't know any better...

The annoyed Yusuke became a delinquent at a young age and Yuri the de facto housekeeper because their mother just can't be bothered. And as for her social life, it was 'just as dead' due to all the gossiping going on.

But at least she was responsible.

She could cook, clean and do the laundry. And steal money on a whim.

This stemmed from her memories of her past life as a boy who died too young, after being the unwanted nephew used as a slave, and never given food nor water that one day, he became a she in a new life, that who she once was, understood that 'he' died and 'was reborn'.

'He' was born in July 31 1980 and 'She' was born on the day 'he' died. March 26 eight years later.

But 'he' who was once Harry Potter, has memories of weird incidents happening around him when he was emotional or in danger from Dudley's gang.

He has powers.

Thus as Yuri and she kept the powers from her past life, can effectively steal money, and feed herself and her twin.

At first, Yuri cooked British Food as it was all she knew how to cook...until she saw that beef was so EXPENSIVE in Japan when it was affordable by the common masses in the west. And when she tried giving it to Yusuke, he found it too heavy to eat there was so much leftovers. So she has to deal with stealing money from elsewhere - notably the bank, and place it inside the cashier, as she steals wagyu beef parts as needed so she could cook Japanese Meaty Food for growing kids such as themselves.

'Yuri, where'd you get the money? This stuff is expensive!' Yusuke choked out as every mealtime, Yuri makes him take the same vitamin supplements she was taking and using her magic to make their bodies absorb all the nutrients when they hit the intestines to develop strong bodies.

'I steal obviously.' Yuri grunted. 'Do you seriously think the junk food we can afford with our money will help us live past thirty? And get us new decent clothes? I think not.' Yusuke was wide-eyed and speechless.

He knew Yuri takes care of the house, but not to this extent!

His little sister was forced to steal and learn how to cook! He was horrified. He felt 'something' that made him feel really bad, considering that with what he was doing, he was no different from their mother. So he resolved to study to at least, get good grades to get him into a good middle school...but he is still a delinquent in regards to fighting. Maybe all that vitamins helps him remember stuff better now?

Yuri actually wept tears of joy when he began coming home with B-level grades and not D anymore.

Her own grades were A-levels as she says, 'Kids who get S-grades, 90-100 are born geniuses even if they cram all night to get those grades, I know my limits.' but at least A-B levels will get them into good schools and hopefully, a future with a good paying job so she can quit being a criminal.

Yusuke supported his sister in his own way as she went so far just so they'd LIVE. But he wonders how their mother pays their rent, as last he checked, Yuri said she only takes care of their food and clothes. She leaves the adult stuff to their mother, but she had a stash just incase...

Breakfast is always a rice bowl, miso soup that has a lot of wakame, shiitake and tofu in it, tamagoyaki and slices of beef with red pickles. Bentos were delicious and dinners were huge, being vegetable, mushroom, tofu and soba noodle nabes with expensive fruits as dessert. But when their mom comes home, beef was off of the menu and she cooks chicken/vegetable noodle(the noodle being soba noodles) soup(containing goods for healing) and coconut water from the grocery, easy for drunk people to eat and swallow.

Yusuke wondered if leaving her out of beef was subtle revenge. Beef was criminally-delicious, but expensive, forcing Yuri to be a 'master pickpocket'.

What the other two Urameshis don't know is that she teleports pure Tomato Juice and a Banana-Yogurt Smoothie right into her stomach when she sleeps while Yuri cooks...and using her powers to clean her blood vessels up off of artery clogs and LDL, cleaning her lungs, healing her liver and kidneys, and making all body toxins go to her large intestines as well as curing stress when Yuri studied the body functions. That when she usually wakes, she has almost no hangover and very sound of mind with no headache being perky and energetic enough to eat the delicious noodle soup...but a serious need to use the toilet before eating.

Vitamins was also snuck into her body in carefully-manipulated overdosing to heal her body before side effects can kick in and its done when she sleeps...and stealing Collagen Supplements for skin and bones. Their mother is currently 28. YOUNG MOM yet her habits will lead to an early grave via a shit-ton of health issues. So as of age 24, her healing began.

Magic can break rules to get what you want indeed.

Over time, Yusuke can see their ma was realizing that Yuri was doing the jobs SHE was SUPPOSED to do at home.

That the money she leaves behind as of late is now a bigger amount instead of just 1300 yen for Konbini Bentos or a Ramen Stop at the Yukimuras even if she was still no ma-of-the-year. Maybe she got a job now?

The twins grew up very healthy, developed and tall for their age as a result of Yuri taking control of their food and supplements.

Yusuke was also the strongest brawler in town to her dismay.

The twins were known to be very attractive...but polar opposites of each other as anyone who knew them would note years later.

Yuri was the 'superior twin' in grades, behavior, personality and merits. She was what you'd expect in a good girl, and an outstanding member of their gymnastics club she was often in competitions and very popular for her looks.

Yusuke was the 'inferior one', considering yeah, he has good grades and good in P.E with good looks. But his personality needs an overhaul, and known for being a thug!

When Yuri was called regarding that matter because Yuri flat-out stated their mother was a party-girl and drunk most of the time?

'...we didn't grow up with rose-colored glasses like most kids here did.' said Yuri dryly to their principals in both grade and junior high. 'We saw the world for what it truly was. We saw what people really are like to those who they deem 'unfortunate in life'. We were surrounded by such people who talks bad about us without understanding what's going on. They do it to feel good about themselves for being 'better' than us when they're no stellar examples of humanity either.'

'Humans are conceited and arrogant that way, we gave up on people at a young age we just do what we want to do since we were already condemned by our neighbors anyway, why bother with social image? So Yusuke and I resolved to simply get high grades, get a good job, and become human beings that people around us were not. We'll do our best to NOT BE like them. We know our neighbors' jobs and how much they earn, and we'll have the last laugh when we live a better life than they do.'

Two principals were wide-eyed.

The Urameshi Twins definitely have issues.

Every Summer, Yuri would enrol her and her brother into Computer Schools run by foreigners in Tokyo, that unlike their peers, they were computer-savvies that when they have jobs one day, they'll quickly go up the ladder.

Japanese natives are VERY BEHIND in regards to computer know-how and skills.

Yuri, even as Harry wanted to be way better than the former family who killed her slowly via starvation and thirst, and inability to go to the toilet. It's year 2002 now Dudley should be an adult by now with a ton of black record on him...

Yuri's very spiteful in her own way due to resentment.

But one day, her brother died in a car accident in saving a child, shocking her and her mother...