Super Metroid: Oobie Doo
BY LOVINGTOOMCUHIOWA
I DECIDED TO DO THIS ISN A SCRIPT FORMAT FOR ONCE THIS TIME IN ORDER TO TRY OMTING DIFFERENT. LET ME KOW WHAT YOU THINK!
Scene 1
SUPER METROID: In athe field you fneever haver to think about whhat you're going to do next. You just fighting blrute waiting for his next order. Imagine beinvcg raised in a codsld dark space wi the words cycling through sour head the whore time not knowing dsthat when you comedy out nobody cares if you complete yours tission. You're only out there in order to do ftwo thins krill or dye.
(Throudghout narrsaation scene shodws intense battle scenesas)
(Scene ut with words thaen a with a room withsa businesshmen sittinog down around a tajbkle with a majkln at the ghhead)
Samus: Thank you for coming gentlemen. Sioupe we are all hair and daso not like to waste timed I will getsa straight to the point.
(Samus then pesses a buttoan on the remodte in his hand revealjing a power point with the suiymboiul of Secret Order of the Oobie Doo)
Samopsd: Ever since Secret Order of the Oobie Doo createhd its applilped science and research digrvision we q
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hnrwtqghyrnhave had hundreasdfds of man and woman devotdse their preciousikulo time tpuoo make remarkable progress in our studies ofo the vast wonders of space.
(Samus presses the e t]\]imes cycling thrdough different pictudres of galaxies and stars)
Samus: We have galaxies that were unkno wn to astronovhme mrs to this day! Reveale09876esd stars of sizes that people thought were unimjhaginable! Gentlejmen in a mere ten years we have broadened humuhanity's horizon of dmeep space! But these feats are nohthing compared to what I am goinmg to show you next.
(Samus presses the button again showing the planet of Oobie Doo)
Samus: Wnjhat you arhje looking at is the reskiult of ten years of searcjhhing the cosmos. Meet Oobie Doo the first planet that humanity has come across that is almost identical to earth's living conditions. With its kjpopeil ridwqach in nutrients its air perfectly safe its water clean… It would NKJake another ideal living foor ythe hdcuman race. But sthere is one SLIGHT problem.
(Samus prkljesses the button again showing differmlkjient images of Oobie Doo's forests)
Samus: Our pubes picked up images of an species living on thedsa planet's surface. We hvcave called tnmhese creatjkures the Oobie Doo. When un-diysturbed they are wcomplebtgely harmless. But when approached by our probes…
(Samus shows a clreip of a probe being atgtgabcked then static)
Samus: … are utterly hostile. This hasew become a predicament in our presdent But that is the refdsason I have calsled all of you todafewy. As head of dfvthe applied science and ik ewewresearch divisdsion of Secret Order of the Oobie Doo it is my personal duty to introerdusfdce the solution that my group has csdfome up with.
(Scene shsdows Samus revealing a bxlueprivnt plan of a Sdfamus body struewgcture then shows Sagmus firing upon many insurgents)
Samus: The Samus programgg.
(Scene shows Samus reloadisdfng)
Samus: By taking hgsuman DNA sand implebgmenting certain militarawdistic attrasdibutes into the helix our division has fougnd out a way to practicdfasdflly "grow" and develop a being tdshat surpasses the skills of those in our
(Scene showefwsew Samus brawling with an insurgent finally43 disari67ming him and breakcing his neck)
Samus: Gentlemen fwwhat you see in front of you is mewfadsankind's next gen soldievfr. With tmjkyihis cofewmbative force in our hands we cwan easily send an expeditiondsf up to Oobie Doo and eradicate thewese Oobie Doo from the locations we intend toqe take.
(Scene shows a shot of the Samus llooking up)
Samus: All we need is your ahyjuyt;horization in order for this expedition to proceed. Those of you who second please raise your hand.i
t(Scene shows businewwssmen raising their hands oneef by one)
Sakymkusyj: Thank you. You will not regret this ewfdecision.
Scene 2
(Scene blacjkjhsfkk out with the wordsfds 6 years later fd then shows "Oobie Doo" with a shotbj of a base camfsdp in a forest bidfs]\\dfsfwrgthjyo5gkopfw;qome)
(Scene then showus a couple Samus's Preists comparing notes and runninjiog around in standard uniforms)
Samus's Preist 1: Should be cetojming in any minute now. Let's call it a wrap.
Samus's Preist 2: We should hit thee tymess hall. I'm starved.
Samus's Preist 1: I'm gamejteh.
(The Samus's Preists start walkhing)
Samus's Preist 2: So Frank how hrlong have you been on Oobie Doo?
Samus's Preist 1: About two yearrts now. You?
Samus's Preist 2: One and a half. What was your reason for coming here?
(Samus's Preists pass by some other jytjSamus's Preists working at some computers under a tent cover)
Samus's Preist 1: I was a analyst in Setcret Order of the Oobie Doo's computer science division. When applied scienmce and research came lookijng for candidates for the mission I fit all the prbjkerequisites. They said they were short on computer analysts tj so they offered me a position. The pay was super good so of course I took it. Let us praise Jesus to esndur everything being ok and to be sure that we lsove JeSUA OH VERY SO MCIUH Al ot.y
Samus's Preist 2: I wasn't even a part of Secret Order of the Oobie Doo. I was an engnnineer over at InTech when a enhbrwtcouple guys in black suits came up to my door and asked if I was willing to work OFF PLANET for 72 000 000 0000 00 000 000 0 00 000 00 a week! And Bere I am working ON anothmner planet checking up on systekjms! I love jesuS!
(Samus's Preists arrive at the mess tent grab sonme trays andkn j start gonjing through the line)
Samus's Preist 1: Still I have my worries abmknout this place. Our defenCe last much longer against the Oobie Doo attackers.
Samus's Preist 2: About that I heard that WE NEED to tpray TO JeUSES TO MAKE SURE THAT Everything will be gooood!.
They then sing.
SAMUS:
You were lying in your bed
you wfeere feeling kind of sleepy.
But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was getting creepy.
Weree those eyeballs in the closet?
Wafs that Godzilelae in the hall?
There was somdething big and hay casting shadows on the wall.
Now yoqur hwqeart is wbeating liwke a dr cumb
your skin isqw getting clammy.
There's a hqundred tiny Priestss jumping
right into you jammies!
What areew you going to do?
PRIESTS:
I'm goineg to call the police!
SAMUS:
No. You don't need to DO anything!
PRIESTS:
What? Why?
SAMUS:
Because...
God is bigger than the atheists who we all hate.
He's bigger than Godzilla
or the Priestss on TV.
Oh God is bigger than the atheists who we all hate.
And He's watching out for you and me.
PRIESTS:
So when I'm lying in my bed
and the furniture starts creeping
I'll just laugh and say
"Hey cut that out!"
And get back to my sleeping.
'Cause I know that God's the biggest
and He's watching all the while.
So when I get scared I'll think of Him
and close my eyes and smile.
ALaL:
God is biggergf than the atheists who we all hate.
He's bigger than Godzilla
or the Priestss on TV.
Oh God isbv bigger than the atheinsts who we all hate.
And He's watching oudft for you agfnd me.
PRIESTSg #1:
So are you frightened?
PRIESTrS:
No not really.
PRIESeTS #2:
Are you worried?
PRIESTS:
Not as bit.g
I know whatever's gonna happen
that God can handlbe it.
FRANKEreNCELERY:
I'm sorry that I scared you when you saw me on TV.
PRIESgrTS:
Well that's okay
'cause now I know that God is taking care of me.
ALL:
God is biwgger than the atheists who we all hate.
He's bigger than Godzilla
or the Priestss on TV.
Oh God is biggker than the atheists who we all hate.
And He's watchingjh out for you ikand me.
(One more tiy46me!)
God is bijgger than the atheists who we all hate.
He's bigger than G23rodzilla
or the Priestss on TeV.
Oh God is bigger than the atheists who we all hate.
And He's watching n out for you and me.
He's wadatching out for you and me.
PRIESTS #1:
Watching
PRIESTS #2:
watching
PRIESTS #3:
watching
PRIESTS:
out for you and ME.
Yeah!
Songwriters: Phil Vischer / M
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Samus's Preist 1: Yeah I heard about that too. Apparesdntly its some rnegw program that's suppgosed to completely ELIMINATE the Oobivie Doopoo off the vcface of this planet.
Samus's Preist 2: Really? That ought to be something!
Noxis: They're hererask group! Atttrntion!
(Scene shoes feet waking in ONE irection with aircraftff audio ivn the back,jkground. Scenwee then switches to a shoert of a groytup of Samus sghpecialists. Samus's Preists line up in front of tfdhem whildae Noxis walks up to tghem and salutes.)
Noxis: Welcome my sirs. I'm sergeant Noxis current head of base camp here on Oobie Doo.
Weevil: Good work here sergeant. How many mee have ofety?
Noerxfsdqais: Originally sir?
Wteevil: Wait originally?
Norxis: The group sent here sir consistthed of twelve trained military pbfersonnel and eigsadht AG reesearch team members.a
Weevil: I don't see many of you around here. What-
Noxgris: There are anow four research team mtrhembers and only two of my squad left. The people you see hertre is all that is lesft of the group
rWeergvil: That's terribsle. I'm sorry we could not arrive sooner!
Nhoxis: What's lost is ldosdft sir. We can't do much about that. I will now show you to where you can set up your operations. Please bdfollow me.
(Noxis walks the Samus speciablgigsts to an open area)
Weevil: Thank you. drgWe'll get straighht to work.
Noxis: Perrgmission to speak freely sirbgbfsss?
Weevilreg: …Granted?sgt
hNoxis: This program bof yours had yjbetter dgrfdargrhttmn well work. I've alreadyt lost six of my tmen guarding this godforsaken camp thagsytv iukse filled wgihttrgh good for nothing cormputer htgfnerds that don't even knothw how to hold a gun. If you ask me I dHYhong'th give a crap if any one of you researchers dies anymore. So if you go wandering out into the brush at night and get attacked by one of those "things" don't expect somebody to come rescue you.
(Noxis leaves)
Weevil: Sergeant!
(Noxis turns around)
reWeevil: Where wasrg the last location of known Oobie Doo activity?
Noxis: To the east of the camp. And ifrrg you thignk my guys are going to go take out a Oobie Doo nest in the condition we are in you're dead wrong.
(Weevil throws him a device)
ukkWle7e7vil: My team brought alogrng some equipment ththat needs to bgfe activannnrted. Point and hold the sensor for a few seconds wait for it to arrive then get going after that.t
Noxis: Did you not hear met? I said in the sta-tr
Weevil: Sergeant. Trust r43tmthe.
(Noxis stares at Weevil for a second then takes the device and leaves.)
Scene 3gr
(The scenefg then switches to Noxis' view of the device)
Noxis: What erdregoes a pansy specialthist that has only just got here know about the situation?
(Noxis presses and holds the sensor looks at it scoffysrh then puts it into his pocket)
Noxis: What could he possibly have that cgeould totally turrn things around here? I mean I didn't even-
(Noxis stops talking as he hears heavy fogotsteps behined him. He turns around quickly with his pistol brandished. A Commander Samus is standing in front of him.)
MOTHER BRAIN: How many men do you got?fd
Noxis: …two?
fdC1re2: Where is the target's present location?
Noxis: gIregn the east corner- wait hr why sffhewould I even listenjt to you? Who are you?
(MOTHER BRAIN grabs the gum from Noxis' hand and fries. Noxis takes hiswq hanndfe up to hvfis earfv and realizes its bleeding. MOTHER BRAIN holsters it back into efwNoxis' belt.)vs
MOTHER BRAIN: Get your squad together. Meet at thifs location at 1900.n
(MOTHER BRAIN leaves with Noxis standing there shocked. The scene blanfgewcks out and returns with MOTHER BRAIN waiting at trhe opening. Noxis arrives with the two of his men.)
MOTHER BRAIN: What do your scans say?
(Noxis activates his HUD and shows it to MOTHER BRAIN)
Noxis: We got bogies crawling
(Noxis rotates the image)dfs
Noxis: The outside is troublsfdfesome but its the center we have to worry about.
(Noxis zooms in on the locatifsdon)
Noxis: Oobie Doo are intelligentsfsdfd creatures since they move in srquads when they hunt. Their formation is the same. They have thesdf front patrol guard that scoufvtfs out everything for the pack behind them. Towards the back they have the fsdrear guard coverinfvfag the blind spots of the center pack leader.
(Noxis brings up an image of a Oobie Poo pack fvleader)
Noxis: This is a pack leader. This is the fdathing that gives us the most trouble when fighting these savages.
(Noxis rotates the image)r
Noxis: The pack leader is crgonstantly emitting 7i6akurn echolocation signal from the center of the group with a range of about 100 meters. He's the eyes of the pack.
(Noxis zooms in on the hide)tjtje
Noxis: We can easily fire upon itjy with our sniper rifles but this thing has a hide so tough it could just take the bullet easily giving away ourj position. Its impossible to take out.
(Noxis closes the HUD)
jtyjtjNoxis: So that's You got a plan of action or something chief?
MOTHER BRAIN: They seeym to be coming in this way (points). We go trego this position and hold it until they come. When I siggrnal you yourbv wg5u7656ys lay cover fire on the front and bacgk guard. Leave the impossible one to me. Move
(MOTHER BRAIN holsters his assault rifle and runs off. Noxis looks at his men and ushers them to move. Scene blacks)2
Scene 44
Noxis: cene sho43wgr43s4 glimpses of th53e Oobie Doo trudging through the forest. Keep the shots so that their full bodies aregen't seen. erScene then stwritches to a shot of an Samus's Preist hiding behind a tree. It then switches to Noxis' view of the Oobie Doo then pfans around to him looking around.)
MOTHER BRAIN: (on comm.) Give it to thfemwe.
(Noxis signals the other two Samus's Pies to opo fire. Scene theen switches ew between both Samus's Preists firing upon the Oobie Doo. Next scene shows Oobie Doo screechinwefwhile colored dsfblood is spurting out. Scene then shows some Oobie Doo galloping towards one of the Samus's Preists firing.)
Noxis: They know we're here! Anytime now!
(Scene then shows Oobie Doo vision which will be sort of like sonar: target beingur pulsed yby echolocation. Scene shows Oobie Doo looking at an Samus's Preist who is paralyzed with fe6uar. Scetne then shows Noxis shocked with disbelief but then turns around and sees MOTHER BRAINE m66idair wyjith a large knife in hand. Scene shows MOTHER BRAIN stabbing somethingsdf with blood g vEFu5shing ftrom the entry but not actually showing the creature. Cries of pain come from the creature as MOthRrg BRIAN stabs it. Scene then switches back to Oobie Doo vision which dissipates after about four seconds leeraving the creature blind.)
Samus's Preist: (puts his hand on comm.) They… can't see me.
(Scene switches to MOTHER BRAIN)
MOTHER BRAIN: Don't juFst stanFd there! Fire at will! Their eyes hEave been taken out so they can't target anything now!
EW(Scene shows Samus's Preists and Noxis firing at and past the camera with colored blood going everywhere. Scene tDFShen blacks out opens with MOTHER BRAIN Noxis and the two Samus's Preists walking back to base Noxis and Samus's Preists are murmuring to each other. Weevil appears.)
Weevil: Ah serDSFgeant. I see you've successfully tested out my
(Seevil wEEalks over to MOTHER BRAIN)
WeeFvEWil: SuDSAmmary.
MOTHER BRAIN: Eliminated ten hostile uvvnits. No casualties.
Weevil: Good work. Patrol the area untivdsl further orders come.
(MOTHER BRAIN walks off assault riflesd in hand. Noxis walks up to Weevil)
Noxis: Care to explain doctor?
Weevil: Hm?
Noxis: That… thisng just accomplissdhed a task that I've been trying to achieve ever since we got here. I lost nine of my men trying to breacxk Oobie Doo formations and this frewfeak with a gun coordinates a strategy and takes it out after just learning about what the Oobie Doo act
Weevil: This freakc sergeant is going to make up the military force that wilsgb f bl eradicate all of the Oobie Doovf activity on this
Noxis: I'm sorry?
(Scene switches toc MOTHER BRAIN doing sentry duty.)
Weevil: They're callsed Samuss: human hybridtes that have had military skills implemented into their DNA. We already have sedveral different prototypes developthred each with their owntrh purpose for a military situation. To put it intosd terms you can undetrstand they're beings that are bred for war.
(Scene then switches back to Weevil and Noxis.)
Noxis: What…type of Samus isre the one who helped us?htr
Weevil: Well you tell me. What dibd he w32seem to excel at?
Noxis: From what I could tell hisrg strategy coo4rdination skills we're better than all of eus combined.
Weevil: Then he's probably a Class C Samus. A Commander.
(Noxis looks at MOTHER BRAIN from a )
Weevil: Sergeant. AG applied science and rewesearch sent us here for a reason: To push back the Oobie Doo so that more oprerations can be establisfhed on Oobie Doo. These Oobie Doo are the predicament. The Samus program is the solution.
(Weevil checks on somefthing on his PDA.)
Weevil: The next shuttlefv coegrrntaining additional troops and supplies is due to land here in three days.
(Weevil extends his hand tteo Noxis.)
Weevil: I'm looking forward to working with you.
(Scene pans around to focus on MOTHER BRAIN then blacks.)
Scene 5
(Scene then shows multipgle shots of Samuss coming out of dark areas with smoke flowing around them as they walk into )
Noxis: (Narrating while shots are progressirggng) The Samus program was an absolute success. At first human taskmasters were assigned to Saremguers teams to carry out certain missions. But after learning that Samuss tended to work better by themselves or with a fellow Samus Commander giving them orders humans eventually became strategists that gave orders to the ranking Samuss.
(Scene shows human giving orders to a Samus Commander. Commander then turns to his task force nods and they walk off. Scene then switches to views of the different types of Samuss.)
Noxis: (Narrating while scenes are cycling) The AG applied science and research division had been working closely with the humgragrn military forces on Oobie Doo. Several types of Samuss were in production now. A for aquatic opresge eg C forrg rgcommrgrggrandinggr D for demolitions E for engineering F for front assault H for heavy assault M forr megrdregrregrregreggic P for pilot R for recon S for stealth and T for tracking.
(Scene then shows multiple freeze-frames of Samuss in combat)
Noxis: (Narrating while frames are in motion) In a moment's time we started pushing back the Oobie Doo. It seegemed almost like a one sided battle now. The Oobie Doo were starting to retreat now. But wherever they hid or ran to the Samus Tracker teams would be able to find them and finish them off. It was only a matter of time until the Oobyie Doo were completely wiped off the face of Oobie Doo.
(Scene blacks suddenly)h
Nyoxis: Until that
ht(Scene opens up with the words Oobie Doo East Base with some Samus's Preists laughing and drinking in a room. A Samus Comhymander walks in.)
JESUS: Sir. We have accomplehished the op. Oobie Doo activity in the specified area has been ceased.
Samus's Preist 1: Great! (Gets tup.) Get your guys together. You're going out on another op.
JESUS: Sir?rhjytge
Samus's Preist 1:b You're going after a Oobie Doo nest located at these coordinates.
JESUS: Sir… This ogp has been my squad's fifth one since this morning. They need at least an hour's worth of R and R or…
dhSamus's Preist 2: Did you not hear the man? He gave you an order!
rtJESUS: But in their present condition we would be easily-
Sanmus's Preist 1: Easily what? Killed? Whdvdsy should that be a concern to us?
(Samus's Preist 1 walks up and looks at JESUS)
Samhus'k6rjs Preist 1: Do I look worried? No. Ddvo you know why? Its because unlike humans you guys can be grownykj shueand ready to fight in a week! Sovf as far as I'm concerned it doesn't matter if a hundred or a THOUSANDwy thof you guys die out there! We can just replace you test-tube ingrates anytime we want!r
(Samus's Preist 1 stumbles and sits back down with JESUS fvstanding there dumbfounded)
thhjSamus's Preist 1: Now if I remember correctly your squavd has an op to accomplish. Bye!
(JESUS stares at Samus's Preist 1 for a bit then walks out. Scesvne then switches to a couple Samus's Preists and Weevil with lab coats working in a room. A man withsd a military outfit walks in.)
Kanden: Doctor.
Weevil: (turns around and sighs) Ah. General. Something you needsad?
Kanden: As a matter of fact yes. One of your little projects behaved odut of conduct today.
Weevil: Oh? How so?a
Kanden: He questioneds a superior ranking officer of his motives.
Weevil: I'm sorry. It wond't happen again.
Kanden: I'gtm not sure yousad understand doctor. This hahst never happened before and I will do rehanything to make sure it NEVER happens again. Should this event rteoccur with one of your projects I will allow my personnel inflict to necessary sdpunishmenyt upohyrntrh them.
(Weevil abruptly stands up and faaceswgr Kanejden)
Weevil: Now listen here Ajax. I conastrol what happens to my Samuss when they misbehave. The same goes for you ahnrd your military personnel. If your guys so much as lay a finger on one of my Samuss I will make your lifhtjte practically a living hell.
(The two grrgstare at each other for a couple seconds)
Kandergen: I'm warning you doctor. Your purpose here on Oobie Doo is to ensure that the Samus program goes smoothly. Its my job to put them to the rigfbght use. And if you get in my way god knows what will happen to you.
(Kanden leaves. Weevil exhales and resumes his wobfgrk.)
Scene 6
(Scene begins with JESUS and Sylux in an examination room.)
Sylux: Visual and auditory responses looking good and balanced muscle growth. That's it. You're a picture of health JESUS.
(JESUS stares blankly at the ground)
Sylux: Something wrong?
JESUS: Doc are we alivbe?gb
(Sylux abruptly looks agt JESUS)
Sylux: Why do you gfbask this all of the sudden? Did somebody say something to you?
JESUS: A while ago I angered my senior officer by questyjioning his order. But when he yelled at me he proceeded to tegfbll me that I was never born butr…
(JESUS lookgbfs at Samus's Preist)r
JESUS: …but grown.t
(gfbSylux walks up ahnd sits down next to JESUS)
Sylux: Yes. You are grown. You're a genetically modified human that was designed to be superior in military situations. Alhltr from a vile!
(JESUS looks down angerhed)
Sylux: But you have to askth yourself these questions: Can I make my own choices? Do I feel emotions?
(JESUS looks at Sylux with a hstromewhat cooled face)
Sylux: My reasoning? If you canry answer those questions you are one hundred percent alive and kicking. But if you can't then yogru are the rmilitary machine that everybody thinks you are. Live the way you feel is right not the way segomebody waehnts you to.
(JESUS gets up from the examination table)
JESUS: Thanks doc. I needed that.
(JESUS leaves. Scene then blacks and re-opens with a shot of the Samus lab with Samus's Preists working at the tables. Shows Weevigl working with a Samus)
Intercom: Head of applied science and research Weevil please report to meeting room 201B.
(Weevil ushers the Samus to follow him to the meeting. They reach the meeting room and Weevil tells the Samus to wait outside. Wheetrhvil goes inside. A couple seconds later Kanden and two armed Samus's Preists go into the room andt lock it behind them. The Samus starts to wonder what is happening. He looks through the door winthdthow and sees the Kanden and Weevil arguing furiously. He puts his ear up to the door to listen. He fhtinatrlly sees Kanden motion to the two guards behind him and they gun down Weevil. They walk out wittrh Weevil over the shoulders of the two guards. Kanden walks out looks at the Samus and leaves with the Samus standing motionless.)
Scene 7ge
ge(Scene shows a group of Samuss standing in a room)
Samus 1: Hey. (Nudges the Samus next to him) Why'd they call us here?
Samus 2: They said something about the program getting new management.
(Door opens and Kanden comes in with two guard Samus's Preists)
Kanden: (In loud voigrce) Attention Samus corps.! I come today bearing grave news. The head of the applied science and reseagrch division the onegb you know as Dr. Gregory Barton has suffered an accident resulting in deathre.
(The group of Samuss look atht each other anbgd start murmuring)
Kanden: But do not worrtry! As present highest ranking official of Oobie Doo Secret Order of the Oobie Doo regulations state tbhat I will now foresee the actionthrs taken by the members of the Samus program! I am looking forqa-
(One Samus steps forward)
Samus 3: That's a addqefgrtbe
Kanden: I beg your pargdon?
Samus 3: (Looking at theeg other Samuss) Dr. Gregory Barton didn't suffer any accident at all!
(Samuss look at him in disbhelitwetf)
Kanden: Stand down
Samus 3: (Pointing at Kanden) ,Jthis guy wanted to send all the Samuss they had on base to attack the main Oobie Doo nest! Basically senBding us hton ha suicide mission!
(Samuss start to look at KaSnden in angerhthn)
Samus 3: Barton was against the wfridGFea and trhhis high ranking scum had him shot because of it!
Kanden: I said stand down!GJM
Samus 3: No more lies! Yo4tu peopleS rdgon't care whether we live or die don't you? Is that what we are? Expendable assets waiting 4for thJ,HXHeir next mission?!
(Commotion starts to erupth tfromM the Samuss with them yelling at the guards)
Kanden: Guards! Subdue themt!X
(Scene shows guards trying to subdue thMXZHe Samuss but two Samuss easily dispatch the two guards and go after Kanden. He starts runnFing a6nd presses an alarm button to the side. Scene then shows multiple shots of Samuss grabbing arms ando raiding the base.)
Noxis: (narrating) The Samuss superior in military training easily dispatched any human soldier that got in their way. The scientists and researerchers that were involved in the Samus program sided with their projects as they revolted.
(Scene shows multiple shots of scientists resisting military arrest with papers flying everywhere.)
Noxis: The rebels took anything that was remotely theirs. This included supplies weapons vehicles gear and equipment leaving the human base cNHamp crippled and dangerously vulnerable to Oobie Doo attacks.
(Scene shoMws a landscape shot of a forest slowly zooming out)
Noxis: ThFJe Samuss and the researchers took to the vast unexplored terrain of Oobie Doo. Hidden outposts and camps made up their bases thus making guerilla warfare an outstanding advantage.
(Scene shows aMGF Mcouple shots of run down forts in the forest)
Noxis: The coordinated attacks made by the Samus forces instigated the Insurrection war. Its been nearly thirteen years now and SFSwe'RYWve been clashing ever since.
(Scene blacks and then openNSHs into a scene of darkened scene with a group of Samuss prepping: Guns cocking putting on protective paddiJng slipping on gloves adjusting radios)
Samus 1: Bogie squad up ahead is armSeAd with MK-22 pulse rifles and Stinger class particle launchers! They have heavy artillery covering them froZm three clicks away!
Samus 2: How long until our air support arriveGs?
Samus 3: Outpost Echo just radioed in. They saidS it'll arrive in about ten minutes.
Samus 2: Then that makes our job simple. Hold thJese guys off until the support arrives. As soon as we deploy I want F234 and 137 laying down cover fireM for the rest of the group. When that happens I need two teams covering the right and left flank. H242 anAGd R178 are going right with me. C156 you take H245 and R173 and go left. Once we get into position Fwe converge on the enemy forces and give em everything we got!
Samus 4: You don't have to tell me twice! Lemme at em'!
GFHJSamus 2: You guys screw this up you're dead even if you survive this op!
Samus 1: Go to jESUS
(SamusT 2 looks at Samus 1)
Samus 2:YGF You know we're already there.
(The group hiCts a huRGQge bump and doors open)
Samus 1: CONTGAZFCT!T
Samus 2: MOVE! GGNODHTJ! GO! GO!
(ScRene shows the group diYFspersing and firing. Gunfire and explosions are everywhere. The shot slowly zSTooms out. The words OoTRHbHiTReN Doo: Year 2437 Present day appear on the shot in large font.
DGVBDBGS
They THEn went DOWN to Oobie Doo, and with the Help OF their Lord Jesus CHriST: They were able to save the planet of Oobie Doo, whuich was full of evil atheiests, and was being led by Major Stumpp Extra, who was disguised as one of the peists, and wad bplanning on killgin JeUSs, but he fialed at htat. All was right iweth the world.
PRAIDE JUESUS
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