Chapter 1: Shopping Spree. Sky's bad art. Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Author note from Dragon Emperor0 and Thermalsnipern7: In this story everyone is in a Chibi design, just like in RWBY Chibi, and this will be exclusively comedy and parody. And we will also be taking requests.

Skit 1: Shopping Spree

Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang were all at the mall with Foxxianna and the girls from Teams JNPR and CFVY doing a shopping spree for new clothes. Only problem was, Coco and Foxxianna were taking up the jobs of the fashion police.

"Is this really necessary, girls?" Yang asked awkwardly.

"Yang, sweetheart, of course it's necessary. Do you really think you're going to catch the eye of that special guy or gal with just your boobs alone?" Coco asked her, while holding up a golden tube top to her. "This one looks nice." The shades wearing fashionista mused.

"Seems a little restrictive." The blonde said, holding the tube top to her body.

Weiss, meanwhile, was being shown a T-shirt by Foxxianna. It was a loose fitting white shirt with long sleeves and the word 'PRINCESS' on it and light blue cuffs and collar.

"Why would I ever wear something like this?" The heiress asked incredulously.

"I mean you like it when Wolfgang calls you princess, right? Why not own it?" The fox girl shrugged.

"Because it'd make it look like he's actually rubbing off on me, you big chested bimbo!" The heiress snapped.

"So?" Foxianna shrugged, not phased by the insult thrown at her. "Besides, why are you so worried? Word is that Wolfgang actually likes small girls." She said before shoving her into the changing room. "With a shirt like that, he'll wanna cuddle you all night."

Elsewhere, Yang was picking out a few things of her own. Her eyes suddenly zeroed in on a white shirt that said 'Tits Happens' on the front in black letters. She immediately rushed over and picked it up.

"I'm getting this, guaranteed." She declared before rushing over to the changing room to try it on.

Coco was trying to help Velvet and Blake pick something out. "How about this, Velvet?" She asked, holding up a red velvet bunny girl suit.

"You honestly expect me to try that on?!" Velvet asked, looking affronted.

"What's the big deal? It's a cute outfit." Coco wondered, failing to see the picture.

"I'm a rabbit faunus, and you want me to get in a rabbit suit!" The rabbit faunus exclaimed indignantly.

"You wouldn't need the ears since you already have some." The fashionista said while stroking the girls ears and body.

"Kn-knock it off, Coco!" Velvet said as she tried to escape her team leader's grasp.

Blake sifted through some clothes before she found one that was an exact likeness of Sun Wu Kong's six pack, white over shirt and all. The cat girl blushed as she looked around and folded it up, putting it under her arm. "I found myself a shirt." She said nervously.

Meanwhile, Ruby was looking around for anything of interest. She didn't have a very big sense of fashion, so she decided to follow her gut. As she was looking around, she suddenly found a shirt that said 'Keep calm and devour every cookie in existence.' Ruby immediately grabbed it and dashed off to the changing rooms. "Finally, a shirt I actually like!" She exclaimed quietly as she ran.

Pyrrha, meanwhile, was being assisted by Foxxianna and Nora, she honestly didn't want anything too crazy.

"I know, why don't we try finding you a hoodie like Jaune's?" Nora asked, before seeing something even better. "Or maybe this?" She said while showing her the same onesie that Jaune slept in.

"Wh-why would I even consider that?!" The redhead squeaked with a flustered look on her face.

"Oh I think you know why." Foxxianna snickered as she shoved her and the onesie into a changing room.

"Come on, let's go get some of our own stuff." Nora beckoned as she turned to leave.

"You go on ahead, I still have a job to do." Foxianna replied, waving off the idea of abandoning her 'post.'

(A few minutes later)

After a few minutes, all the girls stepped out of the changing rooms and revealed themselves in their new clothing with… Varying sets of reactions.

Ruby had her cookie themed shirt on with a look of pride on her face.

Weiss wore her 'PRINCESS' shirt with an embarrassed look, her face as red as Ruby's iconic cape.

Blake was wearing her new shirt with a quite visible blush, though it was hard to figure out if it was embarrassment or something else.

Yang was wearing her 'Tits Happens' shirt without a hint of shame in her eyes. Coco meanwhile walked up behind her and started messing with her breasts. The blonde was quick to stop that with an elbow to her face, though.

Nora was next, and sure enough she had on a black shirt that said "Boop!" On it in pink letters, one of the Os having her symbol in the middle.

Pyrrha was one that needed to be pushed out. Once she was out in the open, she stood there in a sky blue onesie with a white belly and white foot soles, her face being as red as her hair as she fidgeted nervously.

The rest of the girls tried to be nice and hold in their laughter and remarks, but they all failed.

"I cannot believe what I just witnessed!" Yang got out as she held her sides in laughter.

"Awww!" Ruby couldn't help but gush.

"And here I thought you weren't a dork." Weiss sighed.

Second to last was Velvet who, much to her own chagrin, walked out in a bunny girl outfit. The girl fidgeted as she constantly adjusted the outfits tight fitting fabric and fishnet stockings.

"Gah, this is another reason I was against this." The bunny girl grumbled.

The two fashionistas looked at their work and high fived each other. "Mission accomplished." Foxxianna smiled.

"Oh yeah." Coco smirked.

Skit 2: Sky's bad artwork

It was a relatively calm day at Beacon Academy, and Sky was practicing his artwork… Sadly, since he spent most of his life after his parent's demise out in the wilds, he didn't have any real talent in the craft due to the lack of practice. That didn't stop him, though.

Currently he was trying to make a statue of Yang, and the blonde even agreed to act as a model. The boy was looking at the girl to make sure he could see her well enough, then started chiseling away the stone into the desired shape.

"Alright Yang, just stay still." The boy said as he started to work.

"Okay, but this better not take too long." The blond dragon replied through her teeth.

About thirty minutes later, the boy did his last few touches before blowing off the dust and backed away. "Aaaand, done!" He said proudly.

Yang relaxed herself and walked over to Sky's side to look over the statue… And was immediately sent into a bout of uproarious laughter.

"Wh-what the heck am I l-looking at?!" She got out.

"It's you." He told her. "Can't you tell?"

"N-no I can't! What pose am I supposed to b-be in?" She asked as her laughter started calming down.

"The pose you were just in, with your chest out proudly with purpose and confidence." He said while gesturing to the statue. That just caused Yang's laughter to come back with a vengeance.

"S-sky, I hate t-to be the bearer of bad n-news, but you s-suck at art!" Yang got out as she tried to reel in her laughter.

The statue in question was of Yang, but it looked as if it were drawn or sculpted by a small child, being rather crude looking in appearance.

Sky's head hung as he sat in a corner with a depressed aura surrounding him. There was even a rain cloud above his head.

"It's not my fault I never got any practice when I was growing up…" He muttered dejectedly as he drew circles on the ground with his finger.

Yang stopped laughing as she hugged him comfortingly. "I know, don't worry about it." She smiled.

Sky sighed as he leaned into Yang's embrace, his head finding a home in the crook of her neck.

Skit 3: Kiss, Marry, Kill

Everyone was sitting in a circle with a bottle in the middle of them, they were playing a game called: Kiss, Marry, Kill.

"Alright everyone, the object of the game is to spin the bottle, and the person it lands on has to choose from three people that the person who spun the bottle lists to Kiss, Marry or Kill." Foxxianna explained. "Ruby, since we're in your room, you can go first."

"Okay." The red cloaked reaper replied before spinning the bottle. It spun for five seconds before it landed on… Wolfgang. "Wolfgang, who would you Kiss, Marry and Kill between… Weiss, Blake and Cardin?" She asked.

"I'd kiss Blake on the nose, I'd marry Weiss, and I'd kill Cardin… You know you saw that coming." Wolfgang stated.

"True." Most of them shrugged, though Blake seemed a little flustered from his answer, as did Weiss.

Wolfgang then took his turn and spinned the bottle, a few seconds later, it landed on Jaune. "Okay Jaune, between Cinder, Pyrrha and Foxxianna, who would you Kiss, Marry and Kill?" The faunus asked.

"I'd kiss Foxxianna on the forehead, I'd… Marry Pyrrha, and I'd kill Cinder." Jaune replied with a blush at the marrying part and a growl at the kill part.

"Called it!" Nora said to Ren who simply low fived her. Jaune, still blushing, spinned the bottle. As it was before, it took five seconds for it to land on someone. That someone just so happened to be… Foxianna.

"Foxianna, between Coco, Emerald, and Mercury, who would you Kiss, Marry and Kill?" He asked.

"Easy, I'd do more than just kiss Emerald, I'd marry Coco on the spot and I'd kill Mercury on principle." The fox girl said with a grin.

"Saw that coming a mile away." Sky chimed in, getting a chorus of agreement from everyone else.

Foxxianna spinned the bottle next, making it land on Blake. "Blake, Kiss, Marry and kill, between Sun, Yang and your ex Adam. Who'd it be?" She asked her fellow bookworm.

"I'd… Kiss Yang, I'd Marry Sun, and I'd Kill Adam." Blake replied, blushing at kissing Yang and marrying Sun.

Sun, who was eating a banana while waiting on his turn, nearly choked on his snack. "*cough* *cough* Wait, huh?!"

Blake didn't answer cuz she just spun the bottle, with it landing on Sky. "Sky, who would you Kill Kiss and Marry between Yang, Ruby, and Yang's mom, Raven?"

"I'd give Ruby a Kiss on the forehead for being a sweetheart, I'd Marry Yang without a second thought, and I'd Kill Raven and feed her corpse to Yul." He declared with a growl at the kill part.

Yang hugged his arm and Ruby kissed him on the cheek. He was certainly being sweet. Sky chuckled as he spun the bottle and it landed on Sun. "Sun, between Blake, Velvet, and Roman, who would you Kiss, Marry and Kill?" He asked the monkey faunus.

"Well I'd definitely at least Kiss Velvet, Marry Blake, and Kill Roman." Sun stated, finishing his banana.

Sun proceeded to spin the bottle before it landed on Weiss. "Okay Weiss, between Wolfgang, Ruby and your father, who would you Kiss, Marry and Kill?" He asked.

"Seriously?" The girl sighed in aggravation, but still blushed. "Fine…. I'd Kiss Ruby, Marry Wolfgang because it would piss off my father, and Kill my father."

"Huh, didn't think you'd be such a rebel." Wolfgang commented offhandedly.

"Shut up." The girl snapped, spinning the bottle, causing it to land on Ruby. "Ruby: Pyrrha, Penny and Neo. Who would you Kiss, Marry and Kill?"

"Um… I guess, Kiss… Pyrrha, Marry Penny and Kill… Neo?" The girl said awkwardly. She then spun the bottle and it landed on Neptune. "Neptune: Weiss, Nora, and Cardin. Who would you Kiss Marry and Kill?" She questioned.

"Kiss Weiss, Marry Nora, Kill Cardin." Neptune shrugged, getting two whacks in the head from Wolfgang and Nora in response. The blue haired boy just spun the bottle and it landed on Pyrrha.

"Pyrrha… Jaune, Ruby and Cinder." Neptune said simply.

"Erm… I'd Kiss Ruby… On the cheek! I'd… Marry Jaune, and… I'd do more than just Kill Cinder." Pyrrha said, starting off awkwardly before finishing with a somewhat angry look.

The group all chuckled at how awkward she was. The redhead then spun the bottle and it landed on Nora. "Nora. Between Ren, Jaune and Team CRDL, what would you do?"

"I'd Kiss our fearless leader on the cheek, I'd Marry Ren without any regrets, and I'd Kill Team CRDL after destroying their legs!" Nora said, growling out the last part.

"Called it!" Sky said, low fiving Wolfgang.

Nora was the last to spin the bottle, and it landed on Ren. "Reeen~." The girl cooed.

"Oh no!" Ren groaned.

"Between me, Foxxianna and the Captains, who would you do what with?" Nora asked while fluttering her eyelashes.

"I'd at least... Kiss Foxianna's hand, Marry you, and Kill the Captains before joining Sky in feeding their corpses to Yul." Ren said, starting off hesitant before surprising everyone with that last statement.

"... Did anyone else see that coming?" Yang asked, getting a chorus of 'no's from everyone else.

Everyone was looking at the Asian inspired boy in shock and then at the camera before it cut out with the title card.