We open at Stark's Pond.
There we see Sophie staring at the view of Stark's Pond.
Voice: Beautiful isn't it?
Sophie: Yeah.
The voice belonged to Scott Malkinson, who was standing next to her.
Sophie: I can't believe it's almost been three months since we got together.
Scott: Yeah.
Scott was staring at his girlfriend, smiling.
Sophie noticed this.
Sophie: What are you smiling at?
Scott: You, obviously.
Sophie wrapped her arm around Scott's shoulders.
Sophie: So, are you going to the party?
Scott: I haven't made a decision.
Sophie: Why not?
Scott: Oh, I don't know. There's allot of people there and I'm scared they'll mock me, like they always do.
Sophie: Scott, don't worry about it. I'm gonna be with you every step of the way. I will make sure they won't mock you.
Scott: Thanks Sophie.
Sophie kissed her boyfriend on the cheek.
Sophie: I love you, Scott Malkinson.
Scott blushed at the comment.
Scott: Sophie.
Sophie: Yeah?
Scott: Are you gonna snap out of it?!
Sophie: Huh?
We suddenly cut to Sophie standing by Stark's Pond but with Bebe, standing behind her.
Bebe: Sophie, come on.
Sophie sighed.
Sophie: Ok, Bebe.
Sophie started to follow Bebe.
On the walk home.
Sophie was looking depressed.
Bebe sighed.
Bebe: I know you're still upset about Scott. Maybe it's time you should move on, Sophie.
Sophie: How can I?
Bebe: Did you try the dates I set up?
Sophie: I did and-
We cut to Jimmy and Sophie having a date at Buga Di Faggocini.
Jimmy noticed Sophie looking miserable.
Jimmy: Wanna hear a j-j-joke, Sophie?
Sophie: Sure, I can use one.
Jimmy: W-w-what did the farmer's wife s-say when looking at th-the roosters?
Sophie: I don't know.
Jimmy: Geez, th-those are some nice c-c-c-c-c-co-co.
We cut to Sophie and Clyde, eating at Raisins.
Sophie: How is this a romantic location?
Clyde: I'm not paying for a fancy ass restaurant.
Sophie: We could've gone to a McDonalds. Although, I would be having the-
Sophie notices Clyde staring at the Raisin's girls.
Sophie sighed.
We cut back to Jimmy and Sophie at Buga Di Faggocini.
Jimmy was still trying to get to the punchline mainly because of his stuttering problem.
Jimmy: C-c-c-c-co-co-co.
Sophie started playing on her phone.
We cut to Sophie and Dog Poo on a date of Whistlin Willy's.
They were sitting on chairs that were by a table, across from each other.
Sophie: Dog Poo.
Dog Poo: Yeah?
Sophie: What's that smell?
Dog Poo: My cologne, do you like it?
But really, the smell was causing everyone to choke and bleed from their eyes.
Sophie: Yeah.
We back to Buga Di Faggocini.
Jimmy was still trying to get to the punchline while Sophie was sleeping.
Jimmy: C-c-c-c-c-co-co-co-geez, those are some nice cocks.
Sophie was still sleeping.
Jimmy poked her with one of his crutches.
Sophie: Wha? What? I'm awake, that was a funny joke.
Jimmy smiled.
Jimmy: Much o-o-obliged.
Back to the present.
Sophie: They were nothing like Scott.
Bebe: So wait, you want me to find a boy who has diabetes?
Sophie: You don't get it do you, Bebe? Scott was the nicest boy I ever met. He may have had diabetes and a bit of an anger problem, but that didn't stop him be the cutest, nicest boy I ever met. Those guys, just make me uncomfortable.
Bebe: So, you want me to find a boy who has diabetes, has an anger problen but is actually the cutest and nicest boy you ever met?
Sophie glared at Bebe.
Sophie: Goodbye, Bebe. See you never.
Sophie walked into her house.
Bebe: Yup, see you never.
Bebe started walking home.
Bebe: Wait, what did she mean by that?
Gray residence interior.
Sophie was on her bed staring at the picture frame which had her and Scott cuddling on a park bench.
Sophie: I look ugly.
Scott: No you don't.
We cut to another flashback, but this time, it is Scott and Sophie looking at the picture Sophie was looking at before the current flashback.
Sophie: You're just saying that because you're my boyfriend.
Scott: Sophie, when we started this relationship we made a promise: Do not lie. And I'm not lying, Sophie, you don't look ugly in that picture. I do.
Sophie: No you don't. You're still the cute, handsome boy I'm sitting next to.
Scott and Sophie chuckled and started cuddling each other.
Scott: What will you do with the picture if we aren't together? I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just a little curious.
Sophie: I don't know.
A tear fell on the picture.
We cut to the present, where Sophie was holding the picture close to her chest.
Sophie: I'm coming Scott.
Sophie put the picture down and opened one of her drawers.
Inside that drawer was a can of Monster.
Sophie: High in sugar. A satisfying way to go.
Sophie opened the can and drank the whole can in a few seconds.
Sophie started waiting for her diabetic death to begin.
Sophie: Hmm. It's taking quite a while. I'll just play on my phone until-
Suddenly, Sophie started to feel weak.
Sophie: Ok, it's start-
And just like that, Sophie collapsed.
Now, we begin the opening titles, James Bond style.
The opening song is by Billie Ellish and it's called No Time To Die.
We see a hand grabbing Sophie's as she is pulled into her bed.
Sophie wakes up to see Scott in front of her.
She was about to grab him, but he suddenly turns into smoke.
Sophie starts to sink deeper as she sees smokey silhouettes of Stan, Kenny, Kirk and Khan's face, doing a sinister grin.
She sinks deeper as she sees needles coming out from the clouds.
As she sank deeper, she crashes through a heart, breaking it.
She continues to sink deeper and she lands right next to gravestone, written "Here Lies Scott Malkinson. -2020" (His birth date was covered by dust).
As Sophie continued to stare at the gravestone, the gravestone disappeared.
Sophie starts to float back up and sees the things she saw on her way down.
When she gets to the top, which just so happens to be a bridge, she sees Scott waiting for her.
Sophie walks up to Scott and she and Scott share a romantic kiss with each other.
The opening credits stopped when we hear a heart monitor, beeping.
Starring
Sophie Gray
Stan Marsh
Eric Cartman
Wendy Testaburger
DeForest Kelly
Mark Ruffalo
Tom Cruise
Thomas McElroy
Nellie McElroy
Desmond Llewelyn
With
Pedro Pascal
With
Ryan Reynolds
And
Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan.
After the trippy opening credits, we see Sophie lying on a hospital bed with her mother by her side.
Miss Gray: Why did you do it, Sophie? Why didn't I hear the can opening? Are the walls soundproof? I should've asked the real estate agent if the roles were soundproof.
Suddenly, there was some breathing.
Sophie was starting to wake up.
Miss Gray: Oh my God! Sophie!
Miss Gray starts hugging her daughter.
Sophie: Mom?...Where am I?
Miss Gray: You're at the hospital sweetie.
Sophie: What happened?
Miss Gray: You were in a diabetic coma after drinking a can of monster.
Sophie: I was?
Miss Gray: Yeah.
Sophie: How long?
Miss Gray: Five...days.
Sophie: Five days?
Miss Gray: Yeah. What were you doing drinking that can of Monster?
Sophie didn't reply.
Miss Gray: Sophie Gray, you will tell me what is bothering you! Because I almost lost you-
Sophie than starts to hug her Mom.
Sophie: I'm sorry Mom, I just miss Scott. I miss him so fucking much.
Sophie starts crying.
Miss Gray then starts to hug her daughter.
Miss Gray: Sophie, Sophie Gray, suicide isn't gonna bring Scott back. It won't. I don't want you dead Sophie. You're my little baby girl and I don't know what to do if you die.
Miss Gray continues to hug her daughter.
South Park elementary.
Cartman: And that is why The Last Jedi is worse than the Rise of Skywalker.
Stan: No. The Rise of Skywalker is worse than The Last Jedi. Least that one didn't have a villain who was shoehorned in at the last minute.
Cartman: Least The Rise of Skywalker had Palpatine.
Wendy approached Stan.
Stan: Dude, just because a movie has a character you like, doesn't mean it's good.
Wendy coughed.
Cartman: Yes it does! All the best Star Wars movie had the Emperor.
Stan: So, you like The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.
Cartman: No.
Wendy coughed again.
Stan: But you said all the best Star Wars movie had The Emperor.
Cartman: Uh...Jar Jar sucks.
Stan: Don't bullshit me Cartman, you love Jar Jar.
Wendy coughed again.
Cartman: No I do not and Windy, stop trying to cough on your boyfriend.
Stan turns to face his girlfriend.
Stan: Oh, sorry Wendy. Me and Cartman were having an important conversation.
Wendy: I see. Stan, I don't know what to do with Sophie.
Stan: Why are you asking me what to do with Sophie?
Wendy: Because you were there when she watched Scott die and your suggestion for me to ask her to join the basketball team didn't go well.
Stan: Why?
Wendy: She didn't do anything throughout the game. She looked sad and depressed.
Stan: Jesus.
Wendy: She also wished that Scott didn't die. She wished that there was a way to bring his soul back into his body. I may have not known Scott that much, but hearing Sophie weep for him makes me think he sounds like a nice guy.
Wendy frowns.
Stan places his hand on her shoulder.
Cartman: Uh, Windy.
Wendy: Don't use one of your stupid riffs fat ass.
Cartman: It wasn't a riff, bitch! Jesus Christ!
Wendy: Than what was it? Some stupid scheme to make Sophie fall in love with you.
Cartman: No, I already tried that.
Flashback.
Sophie opens her locker and finds an empty heart shaped box of heart shaped chocolates.
Sophie: Ok, these are high in sugar!
Now.
Cartman: I didn't know they were high in sugar. Luckily I stupidly ate them all.
Stan: What is it you're suggesting, Cartman?
Cartman: Stan, remember when I had some kid's soul stuck in my body?
Stan: Yeah.
Cartman: And Chef's parents exorcised the soul out of my body.
Stan: Oh yeah. But, I thought they only performed exorcisms.
Cartman: It's worth a shot Stan. Because if I have to deal with the sniffles of Sophie Gray for the rest of skewl, I was gonna put a bullet through my skull.
Later, Scotland, McElroy residence.
Cartman knocked on the door of the house.
Sophie: Why are we here Cartman?
Cartman: Trust me, I think these people will help bring Scott back.
Sophie: You're actually doing this? For you, that is really sweet.
Cartman: I kind of miss Scott as well. Mainly because I don't have anyone to make fun of for having a lisp or diabetes.
Sophie glares at Cartman.
Sophie: Ok, you ruined the moment.
Thomas (Chef's Dad) answers the door.
Thomas: Why, it's little Eric Cartman.
Nellie (Off-Screen): Who is it Thomas?
Thomas: It's Eric Cartman.
Nellie (Off-Screen): The fat boy?
Cartman glares at Chef's parents.
Thomas: Yes, the fat boy. What brings you out all the way to Scotland?
Cartman: Mr McElroy, do you and your wife dabble in resurrections?
Thomas: We have. But only one time. We dabbled with resurrection to bring Nelson Mandela back to life back in the early 80's. Now they decided to give it such a dumbass name because of it. Mandela Effect. Why ask such a question?
Cartman: This diabetic girl right here, lost her boyfriend, who has a lisp and diabetes, when he Wrath of Khaned himself.
Thomas: Oh dear. Where is the boy now?
Stan: He's over here.
Thomas sees Stan and Wendy carrying Scott's corpse.
The corpse had sunglasses on his eyes and Stan and Wendy were holding him like he was drunk.
Thomas: How did you managed to get him?
Flashback.
We cut to Cartman, Sophie, Stan and Wendy, at Scott's gravestone, holding shovels.
Cartman was digging the gravesite.
Sophie: Isn't this illegal?
Cartman: Trust me Sophie, I got away with making a 9th grader eat his own parents.
Sophie did a nervous chuckle.
Stan: He actually did make a 9th grader eat his own parents.
Sophie than pulled a nervously shocked face.
Later, Cartman residence.
Scott's corpse was in the shower.
Cartman: Ok, one of us is gonna have to clean Scott's corpse to make him look not dead. Not it!
Wendy: Not it!
Sophie: Not it!
Stan: Not it!
Stan realised that he was the last one to say it.
Stan: Dammit!
Later.
Cartman: Ok, somebody is drying the corpse. Not it!
Wendy: Not it!
Sophie: Not it!
Stan: Not it!
Stan realised he was the last one to say it, again.
Stan: Aww!
Later.
Cartman: Ok, one of us now has to put Scott's clothes on. Not it!
Wendy: Not it!
Sophie: Not it!
Stan: Not it!
Stan realised he was the last one to say it, again.
Stan: Nope!
Stan pushed Cartman in his room.
Stan slammed the door in Cartman's face.
Cartman started knocking on the door.
Cartman: Stan! Open up you asshole!
Stan locked the door.
Wendy and Sophie were staring at Stan.
Stan: What? That was the last time I saw a corpse's penis.
Later at the airport.
Stan and Wendy were carrying Scott, to make it look like he was alive.
Stan: Dammit, why am I so terrible at this?
The glasses fell off Scott's face.
Wendy and Stan started to panic.
They quickly put the sunglasses back on Scott's face.
Later on the plane.
Stan and Wendy, were sitting next to the corpse.
Air Stewardess: Would you three like anything?
Stan: Yeah, me and the lady will just have two cans of Diet Coke.
Wendy smiled at the comment.
Air Stewardess: And what about him?
Stan: He won't be having anything, he's dead tired.
Now.
Thomas: Well, come in.
Cartman and Sophie entered the house while Stan and Wendy, struggled since they were carrying Scott's corpse.
Inside the house.
Thomas: Do you have the book, Nellie?
Nellie: I have the book, Thomas.
Stan: So, do we do?
Thomas: Well, we draw a white circle around Scott's body. Nellie, get the sugar.
Nellie: I used all the sugar for the cupcakes.
Thomas: When were you making cupcakes, Woman?
Nellie: I started making cupcakes when the kiddies shown up.
Thomas: Do we still have flour?!
Nellie: Yes, we still have flour.
Thomas: Get the flour.
Nellie goes back into the kitchen to get the flour.
Sophie: So, how does this ritual work?
Thomas: We draw a circle around Scott's body and then everyone in the room will have to hold hands with each other. Than, we say the corpse's name, first name and last name. Than after we say his name, I will start the chanting that will bring this poor young boy back to life.
Nellie returns.
Nellie: I got the flour Thomas.
Nellie hands the flour to Thomas.
Thomas: Stand back.
Nellie, moves the couch and the table out of the way.
Everyone stood back as Thomas started to pour the flour around Scott.
Scott's body was in a big circle made out of flour.
Thomas: Let's begin the ritual.
Nellie: Hold on, I need the ritual suit.
Nellie starts to walk to retrieve the ritual suit.
Thomas: You don't need the ritual suit, Nellie!
Nellie: I'm getting the ritual suit.
Thomas: You won't be getting the ritual suit.
Nellie walked upstairs to get her ritual suit.
Wendy: Is the ritual suit important?
Thomas: No, Nellie feels the need to wear the ritual suit every time we perform a ritual.
Later.
Nellie returns, wearing her ritual suit.
Thomas: About damn time, woman.
Nellie: Yeah, it's about damn time.
Thomas held Nellie's and Cartman's hand.
While Nellie used her other hand to hold Wendy's.
Wendy used her other hand to hold Stan's.
Stan used his other hand to hold Sophie's.
Sophie used her other hand to hold Cartman's.
Thomas: Are we all ready?
Everyone: Yeah.
Thomas: Ok, I shall start. Close your eyes and-
Suddenly, Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up by Barry White is heard.
Thomas: Where is Barry White coming from?
Nellie: Oh, that's my ringtone, sorry.
Nellie answers her phone.
Nellie: Hello? No! No! You serious?
Thomas: Nellie, we don't take calls during rituals! I don't have all day!
Sophie: Come on Nellie, hurry up!
Cartman: Yeah, because I feel like I'm gonna-gonna-gonna-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cartman's sneeze caused the circle to be blown away.
Thomas: Aww, that's not good at all! Right, I'm gonna set things up again and Nellie should be done with her call in half an hour.
French Narrator: Two and a half hours, later.
Nellie: Ok, let's begin.
Thomas: About damn time, woman!
Everyone holds hands again and close their eyes.
Thomas: Take it in turns to say his name.
Cartman: Scott Malkinson.
Sophie: Scott Malkinson.
Stan: Scott Malkinson.
Wendy: Scott Malkinson.
Nellie: Scott Malkinson.
Thomas: Scott Malkinson. May your soul be transferred to this body right here. May your soul come out from the afterlife, return to us! Hallakan! Norgan! Mortalsed! Yombimjombo!
Lightning struck outside the house.
Nellie: That's strange, there was no forecast of thunder.
The ground started to shake.
Sophie: What's happening?
Thomas: It's all part of the ritual, don't panic.
A few minutes later, the ground stopped shaking.
Everyone let go of each other.
Sophie: Is he alive?
Cartman: Give him the kiss of life, to see.
Wendy: Don't let him encourage you Sophie, he'll just post it all over the internet and say "You're kissing a corpse."
Cartman started laughing.
Cartman: No.
Thomas started to check Scott's pulse.
Stan: Did it work?
Thomas: He's still dead.
Sophie gasped.
Sophie: But I thought the ritual was supposed to bring him back.
Thomas: It was. Or was it?
Thomas starts to read from the book.
Sophie: What did we do wrong?
Wendy: Maybe because fat ass sneezed the first circle away.
Cartman: Why is it my fault?! It's not my fault my nostrils get itchy!
Thomas: Oh, this is where we went wrong.
Stan: What?
Thomas: It was supposed to be squared.
Nellie: I knew it was supposed be squared.
Thomas: Well, why didn't you tell me, woman?!
Nellie: You're smart, I thought you would've figured it out.
Thomas: I'm old, goddammit!
Wendy: What was the ritual for than?
Thomas starts to flip through the pages.
Thomas: The ritual is for the soul of a deceased person to end up in another person's body in an alternative reality called...Imaginationland.
Stan: Imaginationland?
Cartman: Oh yeah. That's where I imagined Khal sucking my balls.
Stan cringed.
Stan: Don't remind me, at all.
Wendy: Wait a minute, is Cartman gay?
The comment made Cartman furious.
Cartman: No, I'm not gay you fucking climate change preacher!!!!
Sophie: Is there a ritual that will help us get there?
Thomas: No, I'm afraid not.
Sophie started to tear up.
Sophie: Oh, my poor Scott is stuck in an alternative reality, stuck in some fictional character's body.
Wendy started to hug Sophie.
Wendy: There, there, it's ok.
Stan: Mr McElroy.
Thomas: Yes?
Stan: I know how to get there.
Thomas: How?
Stan: I've been twice before. I've memorised how to get there.
Wendy: How, Stan? I've never even been there even though I encountered imaginary characters before.
Stan: Ok.
Stan started to sing the imagination song.
Stan: Imagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination.
Whilst everyone was waiting, Cartman started sniggering.
While Wendy was watching on in embarrassment.
Sophie: Your boyfriend?
Wendy: My boyfriend.
Stan: Imagination. Imagination. Imagination. Imagination.
Thomas: Goddamnit! Are we going there or not?!
Stan: We are here.
Thomas: Huh?
Everyone realised that they were in Imaginationland.
Thomas, Wendy, Sophie and Nellie, were staring at this place in awe.
Thomas: What the hell?!
Nellie: Oh Lord, I finally made it to Heaven!
The imaginary characters suddenly, came out of their houses to greet them.
Deadpool: Stan, Wendy, Sophie. Welcome back.
Wendy: I've never been before actually. Oh my God, this place is beautiful.
Sophie: I've only been in space, but I didn't expect this place to be this grand.
Sophie than noticed Baby Yoda.
Sophie screamed at the top of her lungs.
Sophie: Oh my God! Baby Yoda! Stan, it's Baby Yoda!
Stan: Yup.
Sophie: Can I pet him?
Deadpool: Go easy on him.
Sophie approached Baby Yoda and started to stroke him.
Sophie: Oh my God! It's so adorable in person!
Thomas: Holy Christ! I must be in a coma!
Nellie: No you're not.
Thomas: You don't know that, Nellie!
Sophie was still stroking Baby Yoda.
Sophie: One of the earliest memory's I've had with Scott was when we were watching The Mandalorian together. Oh shit, Scott! Deadpool, where is Scott?
Deadpool: In a grave in your universe I suppose.
Deadpool noticed Scott's body.
Deadpool: Ok, who's been grave digging?
Stan: Deadpool, we were trying to resurrect Scott, but something happened. We were doing the wrong ritual and his soul was sent into the Imaginationland universe.
Deadpool: Jesus, haven't you learnt anything from Pet Semetary? Say it, Fred Gwynne.
Jud Crandall: Sometimes, dead is better.
Thomas: Trust me, we did this before and it didn't cause some crazy, wacko killer zombie.
Deadpool: Alright, have any of you been possessed by a ten year old diabetic boy?
Everyone: No.
Deadpool: Looks like no one here has. Maybe he's over the Villain Wall.
Stan: Or maybe not.
Sophie: What do you mean?
Stan: Scott died similarly to Spock in Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan.
Sophie: But he was bought back in Star Trek 3: The Search For Spock.
Stan: Spock's soul ended up in Bone's body.
Sophie: So, if Scott isn't in any of these guy's bodies. Than he must be in-
Stan and Sophie: Bones'.
Wendy was glaring at them.
Stan noticed this.
Wendy: Should I leave you two alone?
Deadpool: There is nothing between them. We're not doing a rehash of the last story's subplot.
Cartman: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go.
Cartman started pressing his fingers on his head and started concentrate.
Sophie: What are you doing?
Cartman: I'm trying to use the power of my mind to teleport us there.
Cartman continued.
Deadpool: Wait a minute, why aren't you imagining?
Cartman: I am.
Deadpool: But why isn't it working?
Suddenly, a floating ball showed up.
The floating ball projected a holographic face.
The face was Khan (Benedict Cumberbatch).
Khan: Hello, Imaginationland.
Thomas: Sherlock Holmes!
Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch): No, I'm right here.
Khan: No, it is I, Khan.
Deadpool: Nope. You're not getting a Khan yell unless it's Ricardo Montelbán.
Khan: I am contacting you to say that the power of imagination for Imaginationland has been shut down by me.
Everyone gasped.
Wendy: No imagination?
Khan: Yes, I just said that. The power of imagination shall not be used when we start our attack soon and to not make things easy for the imaginators.
Sophie: Wait, if we had the power to imagine, why didn't you say we had the power to do that, Stan?
Stan: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...plot holes are for comment sections only.
Khan: I shall see you soon. I hope you'll be prepared when I get there.
Deadpool: Oh, we will be!
Khan: Oh, you won't be.
Khan's head disappears.
Lumpy Space Princess: Oh my Glob! We aren't prepared!
Optimus Prime: Autobots...let's transform and get the fuck out.
Optimus was the only one who did so.
Stan: Oh shit! Deadpool, where is Bones?
Deadpool: Bones is at the laboratory. I would take you there, but the council needs me.
Cartman: Than who will take us, asshole?!
Deadpool: Nightcrawler!
Nightcrawler comes out of nowhere, startling Thomas.
Nellie: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Blue Devil! Here's Tree-Fiddy!
Nightcrawler: I don't wish for the Tree-Fiddy. Hold on to me and I shall teleport you there.
Stan, Cartman, Sophie, Wendy, Thomas and Nellie, hold on to Nightcrawler.
Thomas was carrying Scott's body while holding on to Nightcrawler.
Nightcrawler: Hold on tight.
They disappear.
Moments later, they end up inside the laboratory.
Stan threw up.
Cartman laughed at the sight.
Stan: I should just walk, shouldn't I?
Cartman: No, because than I wouldn't be able to see that again.
Nightcrawler: Bones is through that door and to the right.
Nellie: Thank you Blue Devil.
Nightcrawler rolled his eyes and vanished.
They walk through the door and saw that the science room was filled with fictional geniuses like Tony Stark, Ratchet (From Transformers), Mr Fantastic, The Invisible Woman and Q (Desmond Llewelyn).
Stan: This place is amazing.
Cartman approached a subway sandwich that was placed on a desk.
Cartma was about to grab it until Q stopped him.
Q: Don't touch that! It will make your mouth explode if you eat it or is this my lunch? Which I don't want you eating either.
Cartman: Well sorry Jared, maybe if you'd place a sign on the sandwich that says explosives. Maybe I wouldn't have tried to eat it!
Q: Again, I don't know if this is an explosive or my lunch.
Cartman: Still, you could've placed a sign you stupid Brit.
Suddenly, Q sprayed Cartman in the eyes with pepper spray.
Cartman: Ow! Pepper spray, are you trying to make me blind?
Q: No, this bottle is a knock out spray cleverly disguised as pepper spray.
Cartman: Yeah right. I don't feel sleep-
Suddenly, Cartman collapsed.
Q smiled.
Wendy: Excuse me.
Q: Oh, hello there.
Stan: Hi, we would like to thank for doing that to fat ass and we're only here to see Bones, no need to worry.
The group started to walk towards Bones' lab, but Q quickly blocks them.
Q: No, I'm afraid he's unavailable. He's got himself the bug. A very bad one I think.
Thomas: What do you mean?
Q: Well, he was vomiting, than he had a fever and then he just stood in place, motionless.
Sophie: Well, we think we know what it is.
Q: You think. Oh, thinking isn't good enough, young lady, knowing is better.
Stan: Listen, we believe that our friend's soul is inside Bone's body.
Q: Oh, that is a stupider excuse than any excuse I hear from 007.
Wendy: Have you even seen The Search For Spock?
Q: What does a film have to do with this?
Sophie: My boyfriend, Scott, died.
Q: Oh, yes. What a brave little boy. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Sophie: It's fine. He died similarly to Spock in The Wrath of Khan and we are led to believe that the soul of Scott Malkinson, resides in Dr. Bones McCoy.
Q: And how did that happen?
Thomas: I tried performing a resurecction, but I somehow moved the soul from our demension into your's. Now, we're trying to find the one who Scott is possessing so, we can transfer his soul back into his body.
Q: Well, that explains the body. You can try, I'll let you through.
Stan: Will the fat ass be ok?
Q stares at Cartman's unconscious body.
Q: He should be up in twelve hours. I've been trying to perfect it for three months and still, nothing.
Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Thomas and Nellie enter the lab.
They see Bones sitting on a operating table, motionless.
Stan: Mr. Bones?
Stan started to approach him.
Voice: Don't! He could be contagious!
Professor Hulk comes out from a room.
Nellie: Oh my Lord, it's the Jolly Green Giant.
Professor Hulk: No, the Jolly Green Giant is bigger than I am. I'm the Hulk.
Nellie: No you're not, the Hulk is supposed to means and pissed.
Professor Hulk: Well, I was. Now, I put the brains and the brawn together and I got...best of both worlds. Why are you carrying a corpse in my lab?
Sophie: Dr Banner, we believe that my boyfriend, Scott Malkinson is-
Professor Hulk: I'm sorry, Scott Malkinson? That's the corpse of Scott Malkinson?
Stan: Yeah, that's the corpse.
Professor Hulk: Why the hell are you carrying it in here?
Sophie: Because we believe that Scott is inside Bones.
Professor Hulk: Why?
Thomas: Because I was trying to perform a ritual but I got it wrong.
Nellie: He got it wrong.
Thomas: I was performing the wrong ritual. I performed the ritual that sent the soul of Scott Malkinson to somebody from Imaginationland. But these two Star Wars fans, say that Scott's soul is inside that doctor's body.
Suddenly, Cartman burst into the room.
Cartman: It's Star Trek, dumbass!
Wendy: How are you awake? Q said the effects wear off in twelve hours.
Cartman: Well, I guess his calculations were wrong. Is Scott inside Bone's body?
Professor Hulk: I personally think Bones just has a fever. But I am about to check.
Hulk approaches Bones.
Professor Hulk: Bones. Bones. Bones. Are you ok?
Bones acknowledged the Hulk.
Bones: Yes I am. I just had a bit of a fever, that's all.
Professor Hulk: See? A fever.
Bones: Why is that man carrying the corpse of a little boy?
Thomas: Is Scott Malkinson inside your body?
Bones: Scott Malkinson? No, he isn't inside my body.
Stan: Well, you don't know that.
Bones: I am, I'm a doctor, not a gullible fool.
Professor Hulk: Now, is there anything I can get you?
Bones: Do you have any insulin?
Professor Hulk: Uh...yeah. Why do you need insulin?
Bones: Ignore I said that, get me a glass of water.
Stan: Why did he ask for insulin?
Wendy: I think Scott is trying to fight for control.
Bones: Hey, do any of you have any insulin?
Sophie: Yeah, sure.
Sophie hands Bones a bottle of her insulin.
Bones: Unless this is water, I'm not drinking it.
Sophie: But you just asked for it.
Bones: No I didn't!
Sophie: Come on Scott, fight! Fight him!
Bones: Dammit, my name is Bones, not Scott. He wears a red shirt.
Cartman: This'll make Scott come out.
Bones: What do you mean this'll make Scott come out? Does anyone have any insulin?
Cartman (Starts mimicking Scott Malkinson): "Does anyone have any insulin?" I'm Scott Malkinson, I have a lisp and diabetes.
Thomas and Nellie laughed.
Sophie: Cartman, stop it.
Nellie: Do it again.
Cartman: You want an encore?
Nellie: Yeah.
Cartman: Ok. (Starts mimicking Scott Malkinson) I hate you guys for mocking me. I'm Scott Malkinson, I have a lisp and diabetes.
Thomas and Nellie laughed.
Bones: Mocking somebody for having diabetes isn't nice, you know?
Cartman (Mimicking Scott Malkinson): "Mocking sombody for having diabetes isn't nice, you know?" I'm Scott Malkinson, I have a lisp and diabetes.
Sophie: Stop it! Don't make me kick your ass!
Bones started to stare at Cartman with anger.
Cartman (Mimicking Sophie Gray): "Stop it! Don't make me kick your ass!" I'm Sophie Gray, I'm ginger and I have diabetes.
Cartman laughed.
Bones continued to get angry.
While Thomas and Nellie continued to laugh their heads off.
While Stan and Wendy just stood there, doing nothing.
Wendy: Should we be doing something?
Stan: No, I think Cartman's on to something.
Cartman (Mimicking Sophie Gray): I'm Sophie Gray, I have diabetes.
Suddenly, Bones jumped off the operating table and grabbed Cartman.
Bones: Stop mocking my girlfriend you fat fuck!
Sophie: Scott?
Bones: Yes, it's me, Scott.
Bones shook his head.
Bones: What just happened?
Cartman: Let go of me!
Scott/Bones let go of Cartman.
Scott (In Bones' body): Nope!
Scott/Bones picked up Cartman.
Scott (In Bones' body): I'm not done with him.
Bones: Who are you? What are you doing in my body?
Scott (In Bones' body): My name is Scott Malkinson. I'm 10 years old.
Bones: Oh no, first Spock now some 10 year old boy. What's next? A demon from Hell?
Scott/Bones let's go of Cartman.
Scott/Bones bent down to his knees to face Sophie.
Sophie: Scott?
Scott (In Bones' body): Hello, Sophie.
Sophie started to smile.
Sophie: It's really you.
Scott (In Bones' body): What's happened to my voice? Where's my lisp? Why do I feel like I don't need insulin?
Suddenly, Sophie started to hug Scott/Bones.
Scott/Bones hugged back.
Stan: Is anyone else freaked out by the fact Bones is hugging a 10 year old girl?
Cartman: No, it'll be freakier if they kissed.
Bones stopped hugging Sophie and glared at Cartman.
Bones: Dammit, Fatso, I'm a doctor, not a pervert.
Professor Hulk entered the room.
Professor Hulk: Sorry I was long. The line was longer than expected.
Bones: Banner, I need your help.
Professor Hulk: What is it?
Bones: There's a boy inside me.
Professor Hulk: Eww.
Bones: Not like that! I meant there's a boy's soul, inside me.
Professor Hulk: Oh. How did he get in there?
Scott (In Bones' body): Yeah, how did I get in here?
Thomas: There was a mixup when we were trying to resurrect you. We accidentally sent your soul to a character in Imaginationland.
Scott (In Bones' body): What?! Well, where's my body?!
Thomas: It right here.
But it wasn't anymore.
Nellie: Where did it go?
Bones: You bought a dead body in my lab?
Cartman: Yeah.
Bones: Dammit I'm a doctor, not Victor Frankenstein.
Sophie: It was right here, how did you lose it?
Thomas: I have no idea. Nellie, do you know who took the body?
Nellie: No I don't know who took the body.
Stan: Look, a note.
Stan picks up the note.
Scott (In Bones' body): What does it say?
Stan: It says "You're too late, you'll never find the body now. Signed, Swiper."
Professor Hulk: That sneaky fox!
Scott (In Bones' body): My body is gone.
Scott/Bones dropped to the floor.
Scott (In Bones' body): I'm gonna be stuck in a an old man's body forever.
Scott/Bones started to cry.
Bones: I'm 42.
Scott (In Bones' body): Still.
Sophie sat next to a teary eyed Scott/Bones.
Sophie: Scott, everything's gonna be ok.
Scott (In Bones' body): It's not, Sophie. I don't wanna be stuck in a middle aged man's body.
Bones: I'm 42!
Sophie: Right now, you need to not worry. We'll get your body back in one piece.
Professor Hulk: What do you mean "we'll?"
Sophie: As in me, Stan, Cartman, Wendy and Bones.
Bones: What?!
Professor Hulk: Ok, if you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, you shouldn't.
Sophie: Why?
Professor Hulk: You plan to go over the wall. A wall that has land belonging to the most villainous villains whoever existed. I mean you have Darth Vader, Thanos, President Garrison and Godzilla! You can't go there.
Thomas: That sounds dangerous. Good thing me and Nellie are gonna be staying here.
Nellie: Yeah, me and Thomas are gonna be staying here.
Stan: So? I've survived the rainforest, Mickey Mouse, Chinese gangs, Mel Gibson, Barbara Streisand, the first Imaginationland war, being exiled for a day, drug lords and so many.
Wendy: Are you sure you're not trying to get yourself killed?
Professor Hulk: I mean, you can try and go there. But you're gonna need disguises.
Q enters the lab.
Q: I don't mean to intrude, but you might also need gadgets.
Professor Hulk: Yes. Obviously gadgets.
Q: Splendid. Go ahead and meet Q at his workbench.
Everyone stared at each other in confusion.
Stan: But, you're Q.
Q: I am.
Suddenly, another Q showed up.
Nellie: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Shapeshifter!!!
The other Q did an annoyed sigh.
Other Q: You had to, didn't you?
Q: You just ruined the surprise.
Everyone stared at each other in confusion.
Sophie: What surprise?
Q started to tear his face off.
Scott (In Bones' body): Aww, sick!
Q tore his face off to reveal it was actually Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible.
Stan: Oh no.
Sophie: What? It's only Ethan Hunt.
Stan: I know, but...
Sophie: But what?
Wendy: Stan and Tom Cruise have a bit of a history together.
Ethan: If you might need some disguises, than you come to me. And you do need disguises, so, I'll be on it.
Ethan walks away.
Q: Bloody show off. Anyway, (Points to Stan, Wendy, Sophie and Cartman) you four, I have some gadgets for your little suicide mission. Come, follow me.
Q exits the room.
Wendy: Is he usually like this?
Professor Hulk: He can be a bit of a joker, but I can never tell.
Later.
At the workbench.
Stan, Wendy, Sophie and Cartman, had followed Q to the workbench.
Q: Here we are. Now, I had prepared some gadgets for this moment.
Q picks up a pen.
Cartman: What is that supposed to do? Is it a tool to make me draw?
Q: No.
Q hands the pen to Sophie.
Sophie starts inspecting the pen.
Q: This pen is no ordinary pen. When you push the button that makes the tip come out; instead of the tip it will spit-
Sophie pushes the button and some liquid substance shot out and hit Ratchet, who was passing by, in the arm.
Suddenly, Ratchet's arm started to burn and then it fell off.
Ratchet: Sophie, I needed that!
Sophie: Sorry.
Q stares at Sophie with displeasure.
Q: Perhaps I should do the demonstrations?
Sophie puts the pen in her pocket.
Q picks up a grappling hook, with two ends.
Q: This grappling hook is just a grappling hook. I would've given it something interesting to go with, but it just didn't sit well once I was drawing it up on the blueprint.
Q hands the grappling hook to Stan.
Q: I would show a demonstration, but I'm not Ethan Hunt. That and I'm too old to do those sort of dangerous shenanigans.
Q picks up a watch.
Q: This may look like an ordinary watch, but this watch can hack into any system.
Wendy: No offence Q, but I am hacker.
Q: Really?
Wendy: Yeah, I can use my phone to hack into any system when necessary.
Q: Well, this was pointless. I'll give it to one of the 007s.
James Bond (Sean Connery) approaches Q.
James Bond: I'll have the watch Q.
The Roger Moore James Bond approaches Q and Bond.
Roger Moore James Bond: You've had your turn, let me have a go.
The Pierce Brosnan James Bond approaches Q and the Bonds.
Pierce Brosnan James Bond: No, let me have it. You're too old for this.
The Daniel Craig James Bond approaches Q and the Bonds.
Daniel Craig James Bond: No, you always do cool stuff because you think you're young.
The Timothy Dalton James Bond approaches Q and the other Bonds.
Timothy Dalton James Bond: No, let me have a go. None of you notice me anyway.
Than the George Lazenby Bond approaches them.
George Lazenby James Bond: Can I have a turn? Just give me another chance.
Than all the James Bonds start bickering.
Q: Right! Fetch!
Q throws the watch away and all the James Bonds start chasing it.
Q: And you (Points to Cartman) have these.
Q hands Cartman a box of pills.
Cartman: Diet pills? Oh, I get it. These aren't diet pills, they're actually pills that are poisonous, disguised as diet pills.
Q: No. They're actually diet pills. I mean for god sake, lose some weight.
Cartman: I'm not fat!
Q: Now, that you have your equipment. I suggest you go and get your masks from Mr Hunt.
They start to walk away.
Cartman: I can't believe that British asshole thinks I'm fat!
Everyone, except for Cartman, did an annoyed sigh.
They walk into the mask room to meet with Ethan Hunt.
When they enter the room they notice Bones/Scott in the room with Ethan.
Stan: Scott, Bones, what are you doing in here?
Scott (In Bone's body): I'm coming with you guys.
Bones: No, I will not let you take me over the villain wall.
Scott (In Bones' body): I'm coming with them so I can carry my body, so they won't damage my body.
Sophie: You think I'm gonna wreck your body?
Scott (In Bones' body): Kind of. I seriously can't trust you two carrying my body. Especially Cartman.
Cartman: What? Why would I wanna damage Scott's body?
Ethan Hunt: Ok, I got your masks and suits ready. Bones and Scott, since you two are sharing the same body you will be disguising yourself as a Gorn.
Bones/Scott put on the costume and mask.
The costume looked...shit.
Cartman: You look shit!
Cartman started laughing.
Cartman: Nobody's gonna fall for that!
Stan: Well you can't blame the original series for being shot on a low budget.
Ethan: And they will fall for that since that is what the Gorn actually look like when you see them, once you get over the wall. Stan, you'll be disguising yourself as Chucky.
Ethan hands Stan the costume, voice changer and mask.
Ethan: Stick that on your neck and put the costume on.
Stan did what Ethan told him.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): How do I look and sound?
Cartman: Like a doll who lost it's creepiness when it talks.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): You fucking stupid fat piece of shit!!!!
Cartman screamed.
Stan laughed.
Ethan: That's some great acting.
Wendy: And I'm gonna be Chucky's girlfriend?
Ethan shows Wendy the Tiffany costume.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): I think so baby.
Wendy: Stan, just don't.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Sorry.
Ethan hands Wendy the costume, mask, fake boobs and voice changer.
Wendy puts on the disguise.
Ethan: How does it feel?
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice): I'm not sure if the boobs are necessary.
Ethan: They are, since Tiffany has boobs and you haven't grown any, since you're 10.
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice): Why, you-
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Wendy, don't. You look fine.
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice): Aww, thanks, Stan.
Ethan: Cartman, you will be disguised as Nick Nack.
Cartman: Who?
Ethan: The sidekick from The Man With The Golden Gun.
Cartman: Aww!!!! Why can't I be Chucky?
Ethan: Because you match the physique.
Ethan hands Cartman the mask, suit and voice changer.
Cartman dresses up in the disguise.
Ethan: And for you Sophie a...
Sophie was smiling with anticipation.
Ethan: Jawa.
Sophie frowned with disappointment.
Sophie: Oh, a Jawa.
Ethan: I couldn't find any over villain your size.
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice): But that's a Jawa, she'll stick out like a sore thumb.
Ethan: She won't, because Jawas are scavengers. They can enter any wall without being shot or kidnapped. Just don't let them steal anything you have in your pockets.
Sophie puts on the Jawa costume and frowns in disappointment.
Bones: Relax, I'm a Gorn. You have it better because, I can't see a thing in this costume.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Can you see through the mouth?
Bones: No, because the mouth is shut tight.
Bones/Scott try to open the mouth.
Scott (In Bones' body): If I was in my body, I would've used diabetic rage to open it.
Bones: I'm sorry, diabetic rage?
Stan (With Chucky's voice): But, what happens if the guys we are disgusing ourselves as notice us?
Cartman (With Nick Nack's voice): They won't notice us, don't worry.
Ethan: That's right, they won't. Chucky, Tiffany and Nick Nack are locked up in Shawshank. They won't get out for a while.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Ok, let's go.
Ethan: Wait, you're gonna need somebody who knows their way around the villain wall.
Cartman (With Nick Nack's voice): Now you tell us! Stupid Scientologist.
Ethan: Hey! Scientology is important! Lucky for you, I called in a guy who can help out. He's an Anti-Hero and they are the only ones who can cross both of the borders.
Sophie: Who is it?
Ethan: Behind you.
They turned around to see who the person was.
When Sophie turned around to see the person, she gasped.
It was Din Djarin AKA The Mandalorian.
Sophie: Oh my God! It's the Mandalorian!
Sophie started to shake Bones/Scott.
Sophie: Scott, it's The Mandalorian!
Scott (In Bones' body): Where?
Bones: A Mandalorian?
The Mandalorian approached Ethan.
The Mandalorian: So, these are my clients?
Ethan: Yup.
The Mandalorian: Why can't you go in?
Ethan: Because you know the place better than I do.
The Mandalorian: That fact is correct, but why not someone else who knows?
Ethan: Because you're the only one I know.
The Mandalorian: Ok, how much will I get payed?
Ethan: Four hundred credits and a gadget from Q.
Q: What?
The Mandalorian: Deal.
Sophie was still gobsmacked.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): I know what he looks like, but damn do I still wanna know what's underneath that helmet.
The Mandalorian: Are you ready?
Everyone except Sophie: Yeah.
Sophie was still in utter shock.
The Mandalorian: Is she ok?
Scott (In Bones' body): She's a real fan of your show.
The Mandalorian sighed.
The Mandalorian: Great, a fangirl. Plus my first encounter with one.
At the wall.
The group were at the wall.
Bones: Are we there?
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Yeah.
Bones: Ok, am I directly staring at the wall.
Cartman (With Nick Nack's voice): Yeah, you are.
But really, Bones/Scott were staring at the rocks.
The Mandalorian: Bones, Sophie and Scott, hold on to me.
Sophie holds onto The Mandalorian's leg while Scott/Bones were struggling to find where The Mandalorian was.
Scott (In Bones' body): Where are you?
Sophie: Scott, honey, over here.
Bones/Scott follow the voice.
Cartman puts his foot out and trips Scott/Bones over.
Cartman laughed.
Bones: Dammit, I'm a doctor not a joke.
The Mandalorian pulled Scott/Bones up to their feet.
The Mandalorian: Just hold on to me.
The Mandalorian used his grappling hook to get over the wall.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Hold on to me, sweet cheeks.
Wendy holds on to Stan.
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice): Please don't call me any of these names, Stan.
Cartman than held on to Wendy.
Stan used the grapple hook to grapple on to the wall.
All three of them started to walk up the wall, Batman (1966) style.
Once they got over the wall, they met up with The Mandalorian and the others.
The Mandalorian: Was it hard getting over?
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Not really.
The Mandalorian: Thought it might've been, considering the big one.
Cartman (With Nick Nack's voice): Hey, I'm not fat! You stupid foundling!
The Mandalorian points his blaster at Cartman.
The Mandalorian: Don't you dare call me that.
Cartman (With Nick Nack's voice): What? A stupid foundling?
The Mandalorian started to shoot right next to Cartman's feet, causing Cartman to do a bit of a funny dance.
Wendy, Stan, Scott/Bones and Sophie, were laughing.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Ok, that's enough.
The Mandalorian: Yeah, I guess you're right.
The Mandalorian put his blasters back in his holsters.
The Mandalorian: Alright, now I need you to stay with me. This is a dangerous place.
Bones: Where do we start?
The Mandalorian: Swiper's most popular spot is his foxhole. That's where we will find him. Follow me.
The group start to follow him instead of Scott/Bones mainly because they couldn't see a thing.
Scott/Bones walk into a wall causing them to fall.
Cartman burst into laughter.
Scott (In Bones' body): Little help.
The Mandalorian sighed and picked them up.
The Mandalorian: Just hold on to me.
Scott/Bones held The Mandalorian by his shoulders and they started walking.
Later.
The group are walking around the villain area and so far, there were no villains, apart for some Joker goons and Stormtroopers.
They make it to Swiper's hideout.
The Mandalorian: This is it, let me do the talking.
Scott/Bones let go of The Mandalorian.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Why can't I? I'm Chucky after all.
The Mandalorian: It's better if I do it.
The Mandalorian walks to the foxhole.
The Mandalorian: Hey, Swiper, it's me! Mando!
Swiper exited his hideout to greet The Mandalorian.
Swiper: What can I do for you Mandalorian?
The Mandalorian: I wanna know where you've taken the body of a dead little boy.
Swiper: You're too late, you'll never find the body.
The Mandalorian: What do you mean we're too late?
Swiper: I don't know, I usually say that after I steal things.
Scott/Bones started to clench their fists.
Bones: Scott, don't.
The Mandalorian: You better tell us Swiper, or there will be a blaster going through your face
The Mandalorian pressed his blaster on Swiper's cheek.
Swiper gulped.
Swiper: Ok, I took it to Khan's palace. Khan wanted the body to create a monster. He's planning to put it in the Lazarus pit so he can turn it into a diabetic rage monster.
Sophie: Like the Hulk?
Swiper: Exactly like the Hulk.
Suddenly, Scott/Bones tackled Cartman.
Cartman (With Nick Nack's voice): Hey! Get off of me!
Scott (In Bones' body): Did we get him?
The Mandalorian: Why do they want a diabetic rage monster?
Swiper: So they can use him to bust down the wall.
The Mandalorian stared at Swiper while pressing his blaster against his cheek.
Swiper: Are you gonna let me go?
The Mandalorian let go of Swiper.
The Mandalorian started to walk away.
Swiper: But, you're gonna be too late Mando, he'll complete it. Because you aren't gonna stop it, because you'll be dead.
Swiper points a blaster at The Mandalorian.
There was a blaster sound and Swiper was smiling.
But he didn't realise his chest was smoking.
That was because he was the one who got shot.
Swiper collapsed.
Everyone was staring at The Mandalorian holding his recently shot blaster in his hand.
The Mandalorian: Poor fox.
Cartman (With Nick Nack's voice): I guess he was the one who was late.
Over enthusiastic narrator: Later, at the Legion of-Whoops, wrong evil base. Later, at Khan's palace. There we go.
The group make it to the palace.
Scott/Bones were still holding on to The Mandalorian.
The Mandalorian was scanning the door.
The Mandalorian: It's sealed shut. But the door can be melted.
Sophie: I have a pen that spits acid.
The Mandalorian: That's convenient.
The Mandalorian backs away to stand with the group.
Sophie approaches the door and squirts some acid at it, causing it to melt.
Scott (In Bones' body): Goddamnit, I love her.
Bones: Please don't say that. It's creepy when it comes out of my mouth.
They run through the entrance where they were stopped by another door.
Sophie squirts some acid against the door, but it doesn't melt.
Sophie: Mando?
The Mandalorian starts scanning the door.
The Mandalorian: It's a metal that's immune to acid. But it can be hacked.
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice): Got it.
Wendy pulls her phone out of her pocket and starts hacking.
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice): And...
The door opened.
Wendy: All done.
They ran down the hallway until they were stopped by another door.
The Mandalorian starts scanning.
The Mandalorian: It cannot be melted or hacked, but there's a lever just up there. Stan, you think-
Stan used the grappling hook to get on the platform which had the lever.
Stan pulled the lever which unlocked the door.
Stan descended back down.
They make it to another door.
The Mandalorian: No lever, immune to acid and no device to hack it. It's fart activated.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Great, how are we gonna get through the door? I'm all out of juice.
Wendy (With Tiffany's voice) Do queefs count?
Sophie: No, I think they directly mean fart.
Scott (In Bones' body): And besides, queefs are disgusting.
The girls glared at Bones/Scott.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): Wait, Cartman has diet pills.
The Mandalorian: So?
Stan (With Chucky's voice): They are known to cause flatulence.
The Mandalorian: Cartman, have two diet pills.
Cartman: What?
The Mandalorian: The diet pills, eat two. Then fart into that fart hole over there.
Cartman: I threw them away.
The Mandalorian: What?!
Everyone started glaring at Cartman.
Cartman: I threw them away because they were diet pills.
Scott (In Bones' body): That was our only chance to get through you dumbass!!!!
Cartman: But, I have a lot of juice in me.
Cartman walks up to the fart hole, pulls down his pants, puts his ass in the ass shaped hole and farts.
Cartman regroups with the others as they watched the door slowly open.
The door opens to reveal a group of villains standing in front of them.
Jack Torrance: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee's Chucky!!!!!! Or, fake Chucky.
Stan (With Chucky's voice): What the fuck?!
Suddenly, Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Cartman and Scott/Bones were knocked out by being electrocuted.
The person who knocked them out, turned out to be The Mandalorian.
The Mandalorian: All too easy.
Later.
Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Cartman and Scott/Bones woke up in a cell, not wearing their disguises.
Stan: Is everyone ok?
Bones: I think so. Scott?
Scott (In Bones' body): I'm fine.
Cartman: Oh, fuck! Another cell! Goddamnit! Why does this always happen to me?!
Sophie: I can't believe The Mandalorian betrayed us.
The Mandalorian: I did, for my plan.
The Mandalorian came out from the shadows and stood by the cell.
Wendy: When I get out of the cell, I'm gonna rip your fucking armour off and tear your heart out!
The Mandalorian: You can't. I mean, you can tear off my armour, but you can't tear my heart.
Stan: Why are you doing this Mando?
The Mandalorian: It's all part of my plan. Scott coming here, the interrogation of Swiper, Ethan hiring me and the disguise.
Everyone stared at each other in confusion.
The Mandalorian: Oh, how rude, I forgot the big-
The Mandalorian took off his helmet and what the group saw shocked them.
The Mandalorian turned out to be Khan (Benedict Cumberbatch).
Khan: Reveal.
Bones: Khan and not the good one.
Stan: I actually liked him.
Sophie: I also liked him.
Cartman: You son of a bitch! You ruined the greatest villain of all time!
Khan smiled at the comment.
Khan: How flattering.
Scott (In Bones' body): What are you doing Khan?
Khan: My plan is to burst through the villain wall of Imaginationland, but our plan involves Scott, his body and his diabetic rage.
Sophie: No!
Khan: Allow me to tell you what I plan to do to him. Once I put his lifeless body in the Lazarus pit, his soul will be transferred, from point A to point B, but to be more specific, Scott's soul will leave Bones' body and be moved into his original body. But, how will I manage to put him in his diabetic rage phase?
Khan pulls a syringe out from his pocket.
Khan: With this. In this syringe is apple juice, high in sugar, enough to set him off. Now that would kill him, yes, but not without a mixture of the Lazarus pit. You see, the Lazarus pit has a very bad side effect, it can make you go insane. So, while Scott is in his insane phase of the Lazarus pit, Nurse Ratched and Dr. Hugo Strange will hold him while I insert the syringe into him and release.
Sophie: You monster! Don't do that to my Scott!!!!
Khan: Ok.
Khan starts to walk away.
Khan: Not!
Everyone glares at Khan.
Bane (From the Harley Quinn animated series): That was unnecessary.
Missy: No offence but you really need to get with the times, Khan.
Khan: Oh come on. Ok, begin the ritual. Soundwave, ritual music.
Soundwave: As you command, Khan.
Soundwave transforms into cassette player and starts to play Masked Ball by Jocelyn Pook AKA the music from the ritual scene in Eyes Wide Shut.
Khan stood at the edge of the Lazarus pit and took off his cloak.
Killer Croc picked up Scott's body.
Khan took a deep breath and extended his arms out, side to side.
Killer Croc dumped Scott's body into the pit.
In the cell, Scott/Bones started to breath quite frantically.
The others could only watch on in horror as a green orb escaped Bones' mouth and flew into the Lazarus pit.
A few moments later, Nurse Ratched and Dr. Hugo Strange picked up Scott's body and to no one's surprise, Scott Malkinson had been resurrected.
Scott was panting, his eyes were bloodshot and he was struggling to get out of his captors' grasps.
Khan approached Scott and injected him with the high in sugar apple juice.
Scott started to feel weak but all of a sudden, his arms started to become all muscly that his sleeves started to rip. Than his whole body started to become all muscly that his shirt ripped revealing muscly physique which did make Sophie drool quite a bit. While he was getting all muscly his size started to extend and soon enough, he was as big and muscly as the Incredible Hulk.
Stan, Wendy, Sophie, Cartman and Bones, watched on in horror as they saw what had happened to Scott.
Khan: See what I did? Now, Scott, go to the wall and tear it down.
Scott only stared at Khan in anger.
Khan: I said, "Go to the wall and tear it down!"
But Scott didn't listen.
Khan: Are you listening to me?!
Scott: Scott, smash!
Suddenly, Scott picked up Khan and teared him in two.
Everyone in the location were shocked.
Scott picked up both Nurse Ratched and Dr. Hugo Strange and smashed their heads against each other, leaving a very bloody mess.
Bane jumped on Scott's back, but Scott grabbed Bane and crushed his head with his fingers.
Scott grabbed Killer Croc and tore his jaw wide open.
Suddenly, Jack attacked Scott with an axe, but on impact, the axe shattered.
Jack: All work, no breaks, made axe a dull tool.
Scott grabbed the wooden part of the axe and lodged it in Jack's head.
Scott noticed Missy and started to charge at her.
Missy: See you in the sequel.
Missy disappeared to be hopefully seen in the sequel.
Everyone in the cell was surprised.
Cartman: Not bad for a diabetic.
Sophie: That's my man. Help us out, Scott.
But Scott didn't listen, he jumped through the cieling to be seen in the se-nah I'm kidding. He jumped through the cieling so he can escape the palace and cause havoc.
Everyone in the cell was shocked.
Cartman: Well, fuck.
Sophie: He'll come back.
Two hours later.
They were still in the cell.
Stan and Wendy were sleeping right next to each other, Bones was looking at the cell, Sophie was resting herself by the cell bars and Cartman was playing the harmonica.
Cartman (Singing): Well, I'm in prison, lord, Imaginationland prison got me down. (Plays harmonica) Said I'm in prison, lord, Imaginationland prison got me down. (Plays harmonica.)
Cartman: And that was Imaginationland Prison Blues by Eric Cartman.
Bones: How about, shut up so I can find a way out?
Cartman plays harmonica.
Cartman (Singing): There ain't no way out, I searched the room there's no way out (Plays harmonica.)
Bones: I'm not gonna die in prison cell.
Cartman: No offence, but one of you is already dead.
Cartman continued to play the harmonica.
Sophie: Stan, Wendy, Cartman, I'm so sorry.
Stan and Wendy woke up.
Wendy: Who's sorry?
Sophie: If I wasn't so suicidal about Scott's death, than you wouldn't have gone on to do this for me. I would be at home, rewatching The Mandalorian; Stan and Wendy would have time to themselves; Bones wouldn't have had Scott controlling his body; and Cartman would still continue being an asshole. It's all my fault we're stuck in here, I am so sorry.
Sophie started crying.
Wendy approached Sophie and started patting her on the back.
Cartman started playing the harmonica.
Cartman (Singing): Yes, lord, it was Sophie's fault. Sophie's fault she's locked us up. (Plays harmonica.)
Wendy glares at Cartman.
Bones: Sophie, it's not your fault this has happened. It's Khan. It's his fault Scott is now a rampaging monster, probably destroying all of Imaginationland. Sophie, when we get out, I promise I will do something to make him normal again. We just need to-
Suddenly, a hand placed a bomb on the jail cell.
Voice: Stand back!
Sophie and Wendy backed away from the bars.
The bomb exploded causing the door to disintegrate.
The group were taken aback by the sudden rescue.
The Mandalorian was now standing in front of them.
The Mandalorian: Did I miss anything?
Sophie: Are you the Mandalorian?
Ethan Hunt walked into view of them and stood next to The Mandalorian.
Ethan: It is. Here I'll-
Ethan was about to remove The Mandalorian's helmet, but The Mandalorian grabbed Ethan's hand, stopping him.
The Mandalorian: Remove my helmet and I will kill you.
Sophie: How did you know we were here?
Professor Hulk walked into view of them.
Professor Hulk: Hey.
Everyone was staring at each other.
Professor Hulk: Oh, I placed a tracking device on Bones' shoelace.
Bones looked at his shoelace and realised that there was a miniature tracking device.
Bones: Can everybody stop putting things on me or inside me without my permission?
The prisoners exited their cells to discuss a plan.
Ethan: I'll catch all of you later, I got a deimagination machine to destroy.
Stan: Good luck.
Ethan ran out of the room.
Professor Hulk: Ok, I'm assuming that Khan made Scott into me?
Sophie: Yeah.
Professor Hulk: Ok, I don't actually have a plan regarding Scott.
The Mandalorian: What?! I always thought you were the smart one.
Professor Hulk: I know, I know. But I don't. Does anyone have a plan?
Cartman: We can kill him.
Everyone glared at Cartman.
Professor Hulk: Ok, no. No. No. No. No. We will not be doing that.
Cartman: What?! He's a diabetic rage monster!
Sophie: Do not call my Scott-
Suddenly, Sophie heard some beeping.
Sophie pulled out her glucose metre and realised her blood sugar was high.
Sophie: Oh shit. Good thing I have insulin.
Sophie pulled a syringe of insulin out from her pocket and injected herself with it.
Professor Hulk: Wait a minute, I think I have an idea.
Meanwhile.
Scott was causing a rampage in the good part of Imaginationland.
He grabbed Strawberry Shortcake and bit her head off.
Then he picked up Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime: Autobots...I knew we should've transformed and got the fuck out.
Scott crushes Optimus' head and throws him away.
Deadpool runs up to Scott.
Deadpool: You want a piece of me?!
Scott picks up Deadpool and tears him in two.
Deadpool: No, you wanted me in two.
While the rampage was going on, Ron Burgendy was reporting live.
Ron Burgendy: Yes, it's a shit storm here in Imaginationland, as there's a giant diabetic white boy destroying the place. As you can see I am standing about 12 meters away from the danger which some might say is very dangerous. But what this giant doesn't know is that I am the danger.
Scott started to approach Ron Burgendy.
Ron Burgendy: And now it appears he is approaching me quite aggressively so I should probably get out of the way, but I don't want to because this would make a great shot to end my career on. Stay classy Imaginationland, I'm-
Suddenly, Thomas and Nellie stopped Scott.
Thomas: Scott, don't you dare attack Will Ferrell!
Ron Burgendy: Excuse me?
Nellie: Yeah, he's our national treasure.
Ron Burgendy: Well, I am a treasure, but I wouldn't say "National."
Thomas: Scott, you need to stop this, right now!
Scott growls at Thomas.
Thomas: Here's tree fiddy.
Nellie: Yes, there's the tree fiddy.
Ron Burgendy: It appears that the crazy voodoo couple are bribing it with tree fiddy. I wonder if that'll help get the Loch Ness Monster off my front lawn.
Scott just growls at the deal.
Scott was about to hit Thomas and Nellie, but Sophie stops Scott.
Sophie: Scott! Please, don't do this!
Scott stood still.
Sophie: You don't need to do this, Scott! Please, just calm down and listen to me!
Ron Burgendy: Um, Scottzilla isn't gonna be listening!
Sophie: Shut up and don't do audio commentary.
Ron Burgendy: Ok, I won't. (Looks at cameraman) But keep filming.
Sophie: Scott, stop for me, please, I've missed you so much! I haven't been the same since you briefly died!
While Sophie was talking to Scott, The Mandalorian, Stan, Wendy, Bones, Cartman and Professor Hulk all sneak up with tranquillisers.
The Mandalorian: One shot, don't forget.
Bones: What if it doesn't work?
Professor Hulk: It will.
Professor Hulk tries to pull the trigger, but the gun breaks.
Professor Hulk: Oh, right. I should-
The Mandalorian: Probably wait.
Professor Hulk: Yeah.
Professor Hulk moves away from the group.
Bones: Aim...aim...
Sophie: And Bebe kept trying to-
Cartman: Fire!!!!!!
Cartman shoots off all the tranquillisers on Scott, but they don't work as they just kept bouncing off of him.
Scott turned around to acknowledge the group.
Stan, Wendy, The Mandalorian and Bones, hid their guns behind their backs and point at Cartman.
Cartman started running as Scott started to chase him.
Bones: I don't think these darts work.
The Mandalorian: They do work, he just didn't hit him in his weak spot.
Stan: I'm sorry, what?
Bones: Of course, he could have a weak spot. Mando is right.
The Mandalorian: Yes I am. I'm gonna scan for a weak spot.
The Mandalorian tries to scan Scott, but Scott keeps moving.
Wendy: Anything?
The Mandalorian: He needs to hold still!
Bones: How are we supposed to get him to stop?
Scott was still chasing Cartman.
Cartman: Don't kill me, Scott! I promise I'll let you bully me for being fat even though I'm big boned!!!
Suddenly, Sophie stood in front of Scott and that stopped.
Sophie: Scott, please stop. This isn't you.
The Scott monster growled at Sophie's words.
Meanwhile The Mandalorian was scanning Scott.
The Mandalorian: Ok, I have a weak point.
Bones: Where?
The Mandalorian: It's at the back of the neck.
The Mandalorian uses his sniper to aim at the back of Scott's neck.
Meanwhile.
Sophie was still trying to get Scott to stop.
Sophie: Scott, I need you to stop, let us help you get out of this monstrous form.
Sophie started to tear up.
Sophie: Please Scott, stop it please.
Stan: What the hell is Sophie doing?
Wendy: I think she's thinking her words will stop the Scott monster.
Bones: So the power of love?
Wendy: Pretty much.
The Mandalorian: That only works in bad kids movies.
Back with Sophie.
Sophie: Scott, after you died I was put into a dark place. I was depressed, I didn't talk to my friends often, I cried all night just to get me to sleep and there were days where I actually tried to kill myself just to be with you; one time did almost succeed. Scott, I want you to turn back to normal so we can resume our relationship and I promise I will do my best to make sure you don't die.
The Scott monster stared at Sophie like it was gonna crush her, but instead the Scott monster started to slowly shrink into Scott Malkinson.
While that was happening, The Mandalorian finally fired the shot, but due to Scott shrinking quite rapidly, he instead hit Ethan Hunt: Who was flying on a hand glider, looking like he was intending to land on the ground.
The tranq hit Ethan in the head which caused him to crash.
Stan, Wendy, Bones and The Mandalorian, were taken aback at what just happened.
The Mandalorian: He could be o-
Suddenly, Ethan just exploded randomly.
The Mandalorian: Or not.
Back with Sophie.
Scott had finally returned back to his regular self.
He was a bit dizzy and had his hand on his head to control the dizziness.
Scott: What...the hell?
Scott noticed Sophie.
Sophie was shocked and a little worried.
Sophie: Scott?
Scott: Well I'm not inside the body of a middle aged man.
Bones: I'm 43!!!!!!!
Sophie walked up to Scott and placed her hand against his face.
Scott: Sophie, why are my clothes ripped?
Sophie: Shut up!
Sophie then pressed her lips against Scott's.
The kiss did surprise Scott quite a bit, but he did eventually return the kiss.
While the two were kissing, Scott wrapped his arms around Sophie's head; feeling her hair with his hands.
They broke the kiss, but Sophie wasn't done yet, so she started to kiss him once again.
Wendy, Bones and Stan were smiling at the sight.
While Ron Burgendy was crying.
Ron Burgendy: It's so beautiful!!!!!!
Ron Burgendy continued to ball his eyes out like a baby.
The Mandalorian: So, the power of love does work?
Professor Hulk approaches the group.
Professor Hulk: No, Sophie imagined Scott to be back to normal. While at the same time, Ethan destroyed the Deimagination machine.
Wendy: I still think it was the power of love.
Stan: Wendy, as your boyfriend, I think that sounds stupid.
Wendy does a backhand slap on Stan's arm.
Stan: Ow!
Cartman: Maybe Hulk was right, maybe it was Sophie's imagination that brought Scott back. Which means I get to do this.
Cartman pressed his fingers on his head and imagined himself wearing a crown a cloak.
Cartman: There's me.
Then, another Sophie came out of nowhere.
Cartman: And there's Sophie.
Sophie than bent down to her knees and started to suck.
Stan, Wendy, Professor Hulk and Bones, were traumatised. While The Mandalorian stood motionless.
Bones: That's disgusting!
Cartman: Hey Sophie, are you seeing this?!
But Sophie was too busy kissing her recently revived boyfriend.
Cartman: Hello!!!!! Are you two paying attention?!
But, Sophie and Scott weren't.
Cartman: Come on you fucks! Why aren't you looking at me?!
Scott and Sophie still wouldn't.
Cartman: Scott, I am making your girlfriend suck my balls! She is sucking my balls!!!!!
We then cut to Sophie waking up in bed.
Sophie saw that she was back in her bedroom.
Sophie: Goddamnit.
Sophie started to feel sad because she thinks that everything that had happened was all a dream.
Author: Or are my fans theorising that she's in a coma because of her suicide attempt? Please don't theorise.
There was a knock on the door.
Sophie: Come in, Mom.
The door opened to actually reveal Scott.
Scott: Hey, Sophie.
Sophie: Scott!
Sophie jumped out of her bed, ran to Scott and gave him a massive hug.
Scott: What's gotten into you?
Sophie: Oh, Scott. I've just had the most horrible dream. I dreamt that you, me, Stan and Kenny, went to a place called Imaginationland to defeat Khan with Captain Kirk and then you died to save us. As the dream continued, I dreamt that me, Stan, Wendy and Cartman, went into Imaginationland after a failed ritual. There we found you inside the body of Bones McCoy, but then the body was taken by Swiper The Fox. Then we went into the villain side of Imaginationland to save your body along with The Mandalorian. But The Mandalorian turned out to be Khan in disguise. Then he moved your soul into your body and turned you into a giant rage monster. I stopped you with the power of love and turned you back to normal. After a makeout session between you and me; and ignoring Cartman imaging me sucking his balls; we had our memories erased by the Men In Black and came back home.
Scott was shocked.
Scott: That's funny, I had the same dream.
Sophie was shocked at what Scott said.
Was this all a dream? Or was it all real?