Story basic summary: The following is a spinoff
of my story Vampyr, and it will showcase the rules that apply to all students and faculty, as well as any guests or allies that come to visit at the Xavier Institute. Please realize that breaking a rule will result in harsh punishments.
Author Note: Okay, so I saw a story like this done by Amelia notes as well as several others in various other fandoms. And I really liked them. So I decided to write one myself as a spin off of my story Vampyr, featuring my OCs and the OC of Iceagemutant, Chelsea Marks from Dragon X. Also, this takes place as the story goes on JSYK. Anyway…
Singing and dancing outside during a downpour is not a very productive rainy day activity
Gavin: Wow, you go for a little jont out in the courtyard while listening to its raining men during a thunderstorm once and you never hear the end of it…
Kitty: I don't even do stuff like that.
Rogue: Just when I had an idea…
Chelsea: You kids are fucking weird…
Vandalism will result in punishment, guaranteed.
Bobby: It wasn't my fault!
Devin: then how come Gavin was never reprimanded for yelling, (please excuse my French) quote: 'fuck the police' and proceeded to turn every painting in the halls sideways on his way downstairs?
Gavin: heh heh heh….
Chelsea: God, walking down the hallway is going to give me such a headache now…
Kurt: Ugh, now I'm going to have vertigo…
Taunting people in a language they do not understand will get you in trouble.
Ray: So basically every time Devin says something then?
Devin: I speak perfect English, Gaijin, don't even start
Chelsea: WTF is a Gaijin?
Logan: Trust me Chels, you don't wanna know
Rule: Driving someone's car without them knowing is forbidden
Gavin: That means you Bobby!
Bobby: Jeez, you freeze the exhaust off a guy's car one time…
Devin: That's why mine has an alarm on it.
Gavin: Since when did you get a car?
Using your powers on something 'just to see what will happen' is forbidden.
Rogue: Sorry 'bout that, Devin.
Devin: you laid me out for SIX DAYS!
Gavin: you're lucky, Chelsea thought it was funny to just set me on fire to see how my healing factor compares to her and Logan's!
Chelsea: in my defense, it was Logan's Idea
Logan: no, it was the ice cube's Idea
Bobby: don't throw me under the bus!
No pigging out on our food supply.
Gavin: not naming names, Roberto
Roberto: I keep telling you amigo, it's Rahne, not me
Chelsea: I swear if I find out another one of you raided my stash of booze!
Movies for Movie Nights are limited to G, PG or a PG-13 that has been previously viewed by a faculty member. If all audience members are over sixteen, R rated movies will be considered. No exceptions.
Gavin: So I take it no Texas chainsaw massacre?
Devin: Nope.
Gavin: How is this even fair?
Chelsea: Do you even need an answer to that?
Rogue: I agree with Gavin, wanna watch the Ring
Devin: if I have to watch a Studio Gibbly film one more time...!
Rahne: Oh quit being such a wanker!
Rule: No slumber parties
Gavin: Meh, I'm not into those.
Scott: you sure? You seemed awfully happy when Rogue had to stay in your room while Kitty was sick.
Gavin/Rogue: SHUT UP SCOTT!
Chelsea: Wait, does this include hookups?
Ororo/Jean: Especially then!
Logan: I told you ya shoulda gone to a hotel
Bobby/Ray/Sam/Jubilee/Rahne/Roberto: EWWWW
Jamie: am I missing something here?
We have several T.V.s in this house. Stop fighting over the one in the rec room.
Gavin: Gurren Lagan!
Scott: God Eater!
Devin/Bobby: NCIS
Scott/Gavin: SHUT UP!
Bobby: What about Fresh prince of bel-air?
Gavin: Never watched it.
Evan: Finally someone with some sense
Chelsea: personally I'd rather watch Seinfeld or Full house.
Everyone: really?
Chelsea: adrenaline rushes can only get you so far...
No stealing the gaming systems to use in your rooms unless they were brought with you.
Evan: Stay away from my PlayStation!
Pietro: who'd want that hunk of junk anyway?