Chapter 1: Dimension of Machine Humans.
Rick was sitting in the garage, having a really nice drinking party for his own.
"Oh my god, these shits are so good, I fucked the party up already" said Rick as he sits on his chair.
The next day.
"RICK/DAD" shouted Jerry and Beth in anger.
"U-um Rick" said Morty.
"Woah looks like he went a bit overdrive" said Summer as she snaps a picture.
As what their all seeing is a mountain of alcohols on top of it is Rick slumbering really deeply.
"This is so holy shit Rick went too far from drinking alcohol at this rate I don't even think that I could bare him in my house, do something honey" said Jerry.
"Don't worry Jerry I have an idea" said Beth as she climbs on top of the mountain of alcohol.
"Ahem…DAD WAKE UP" shouted Beth as she shakes and slaps her father.
"GAH…huh Beth is something wrong? WOAH HOLY SHIT A MOUNTAIN OF ALCOHOL HOW SHITTY AMAZING WHO COULD'VE DRINK THIS BAD IT WOUL CROWN THEM AS THE KING OF DRUNK" shouted Rick in excitement.
"DAD YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO MADE THE MOUNTAIN OF ALCOHOLS, LAST NIGHT Y-y…YOU DRUNK TOO MUCH AND WENT OVERDRIVE" shouted Beth.
"Calm down Beth it's not my fault, you should've just come in and check on me during midnight I mean like it's not like I also wanted to drink allot" said Rick.
"Seriously Rick you still want to defend yourself by starting an argument not gonna happen" said Jerry.
"Rick, I don't think you should be drinking too much you can have disease such as cancer" said Morty.
"MORTY CANCER IS REALLY EASY TO BE CURE…this whole live world is so shitty dumb they couldn't figure it out how to cure it, while I cure millions of undiscovered diseases" said Rick.
"Come on Rick at least you must contain your wild self" said Morty.
"Morty is right, Rick listen here closely, I don't care what is going to happen to me or you but if this mountain of alcohol appears in my garage one last time, you'll be send to the nursey house or even worst I'll kick you out of my house" said Jerry.
"WHAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU CAN'T JUST KICK A FAMILY MEMBER OUT OF THE HOUSE IT'S ILLEGAL" shouted Rick.
"No, it's not dad and Jerry here has a point here if this mountain of drunk flask appears in our home I'll have to kick you out" said Beth.
"Tch, fine anyways I heard that there's a family vacation today right, let's get going *burp* sorry *burp*" said Rick.
"Hahahahaha, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky you should've not caused such mess in my house that way you could've come with us…no Rick there's not way your coming with us this is a vacation that I want to be peaceful with no Ricks, especially with catastrophes" said Jerry as he looks at Rick.
"WHAT YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT TO ME, JERRY THAT'S GONE TOO FAR" shouted Rick.
"Dad come on it's only 5 days" said Beth.
"5 DAYS, YOU EXPECTED ME TO SPEND MY TIME ALONE IN 5 DAYS, FUCK YOU ALL" shouted Rick.
"U-um Rick maybe you should stay home, I just wanted a time without Rick actions" said Morty.
"GEEZ MORTY EVEN YOU…SHIT, FUCKING, MOTHERFUCKER, HELL, ASSHOLE FUCKER ALL OF YOU GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…Guh fine I'll stay but if you're shitty vacation gets disrupted and needs my help I won't be helping you" said Rick.
"Fine" said Jerry as they all left the house.
"Tch I could take care of these mess by myself" Rick pulls out an anti-matter gun and he shoots the mountain of alcohol as it starts to be eaten away.
"*Sigh* if I can't have a vacation with all of you I'll just have to have a vacation on my own" Rick pulls out the portal gun as he opens a portal and walks thru it.
The end.
To be continue.