Namaskar, everyone. Yes, the next chapter of All This for a Jacket is what I should be writing, but thanks to chapter 8 of Heroes, Magicians and Luthors, the latest fic by the King of Fanfiction, the wonderful, stupendous and nothing but amazing, and the best thing this site and us could ever have all been blessed with, Aragorn II Elessar, and as our great master friend has now reached the big two zero number in life, a very very happy birthday to you, your Royal Highness, and I hope you enjoy this present from me to you so much, this idea just hasn't left my head. So I hope you all enjoy this and get a great laugh out of it. This is meant to be fun, plain and simple.

I do not own Legends of Tomorrow, Guardians of the Galaxy, or either one's characters or the other three MCU individuals who feature in this

Earth 1, 507 AD

King Arthur, his wife and Camelot's queen Guinevere, their magician advisor Merlin, or rather, the fraudster known as Stargirl, or Courtney to her old colleague Vixen and their friends from the future, the Legends, stood together in the throne room, discussing matters with their council, when in front of them, a portal, its whole rim sparkling with yellow flame, opened, and at once the tune of the Guardians of the Galaxy song Come and get Your Love began to play.

Now, out from the portal emerged, one at a time and spreading out as they did so: Peter Quill aka Starlord, holding an old fashioned radio in his right hand; Gamora; Groot; Drax, with Rocket the Racoon on his shoulder; Mantis; a very mischievous expressioned Loki aka the adoptive brother of Thor, and of course the God of Mischief; and lastly, Scott Lang aka Ant-Man, holding young daughter Cassie in his arms, the young sweetie's own arms around his neck. The Guardians and Loki were all dressed in their traditional movie outfits, while Scott and Cassie worn ordinary civilian clothes. All the adults and Groot were strutting, dancing and swaying to the song as the lyrics began rolling.

"Hail (hail) What's the matter with your head, yeah. Hail (hail) What's the matter with your mind, And your sign an-a, oh-oh-oh," the MCU individuals, young Cassie included, barring Groot of course who just continued dancing, bellowed out as they split up into two lines, Peter, Gamora, Groot, Drax and Rocket going to the right, Loki leading Mantis, Scott and Cassie off to the left, all of them not faltering in their rocking and dancing as Peter and Loki met, bringing the two lines together in a ring around the shocked Camelot rulers, Stargirl and the council members.

"Hail (hail), Nothin' the matter with your head, Baby, find it, come on and find it. Hail," As the dancing continued, everyone still singing, Peter looked to Loki and nodded, the Asgardian nodding back, his smirking smile growing even more, and he raised his right hand and pointed his finger at Stargirl. A very loud sound was heard from her direction, which was obviously... a gas exchange, and resulted in different reactions: raucous laughter from the Guardians, Loki and Scott and Cassie; all heads from the Camelot members turning towards Stargirl, and she gasping and covering her mouth, face blushing with sheer embarrassment.

"With it, baby, 'Cause you're fine, And you're mine, and you look so divine." Loki now pointed towards Arthur, and another sound was heard from him this time, and again the Camelot members and Stargirl looked to him, Arthur looking just as mighty embarrassed, while the MCU individuals' laughter sky rocketed, Rocket being the loudest of them, all struggling to keep on dancing, none of them singing, so great were their hysterics.

"Come and get your love." As the first chorus began, Loki pointed to Guinevere, and a sound now emitted from her, embarrassment on her face now as yet again, the Camelot members, Arthur and Stargirl turned to her, the next three repeats of the chorus being almost drowned out by the roaring levels of laughter from the Guardians, Loki and Scott and Cassie, who by now couldn't dance any further due to leaning forwards or backwards in total hysterics, "Come and get your love. Come and get your love. Come and get your love."

As the chorus ended, and Loki spread his arms out, the other council members now emitted sounds as the still laughing MCU individuals ran back towards the portal and disappeared through it, the portal itself closing as soon the last of them, that being Peter, had done so. As soon as it had done so, Arthur screamed, "The council is dismissed." Another sound from someone. "NOW," he yelled further.

The Waverider, mid season 3, night

The Legends, except Sara, who had left the team after their season 2 adventures and returned to Star City to be with Oliver, leaving Ray in charge, were asleep in their different quarters on the ship, when all of them were awoken by a thunderous sound of music and singing.

"Hail (hail) What's the matter with you feel right." As the Legends sleepily peered out of their quarters to see what all the racket was about, they were shocked to full awakeness by the sight of the Guardians, Loki, Scott and young Cassie emerging from the portal, Peter once again leading the line, Gamora second with Scott and Cassie in third, radio in hand, all of them still strutting and dancing and singing, minus of course Groot, at the tops of their voices to the second stage of Come and get Your Love.

""Don't you feel right baby, Hail, oh yeah." As the singing dancers continued their act through the Waverider's corridors, Loki raised his left hand, index finger pointed at the first of the Legends, Mick, and a gas exchange sound was heard.

"Get it from the main vine, all right." As Mick gave a look of sheer embarrassment, the hysterics returning again to the Guardians, Loki and Scott and Cassie, Loki raised his hand, finger pointing to the next two Legends, Nate and Amaya, both of them having slept together in the same room. "I said-a find it, find it, Go on and love it if you like it, yeah." Two more loud gas exchanges sounded out, the corridors ringing with the uncontrollable raucous of laughter from the MCU individuals at the embarrassment on the three Legends' faces, as they danced, pranced and rocked past Ray, Loki's left hand, finger out, coming up. "Hail (hail) It's your business if you want some, take some, Get it together baby." The fourth gas exchange of the night sounded out, tears falling down the faces of the Guardians, Loki, Scott and Cassie thanks to their laughter at Ray's embarrassed look, Zari, being the exceptional one spared from it all, as she hadn't been there at the starting point of all this, watching all this in total utter disbelief, as they exited the corridor onto the bridge, the portal appearing again right in front of the leader, Peter.

"Come and get your love," they bellowed, beginning the second chorus as one by one, they entered the portal, "Come and get your love. Come and get your love. Come and get your love." As Mantis, the last in the line, disappeared through, the portal once again closing and vanishing as if by magic.

As soon as it had done so, a man appeared out of the shadows, dressed in a Harley Davidson leather jacket and trousers, and brown steel toed boots, a cord necklace around his neck, the crucifix cross jewel it held resting on his chest due to the length of the cord, a very amused expression on his face. He turned to Gideon's console.

"You know this really pisses me off," he said, looking briefly around, "You time ships have got such nice clean filtered fresh air and, just takes a few misbehaving time travelling misfits to stink it all up a bit."

Gideon's holographic head appeared. "You have a good point, Mr Rourke," she said.

The man, Mickey Rourke, nodded and chuckled, bringing out a cigarette from his trouser pocket and lighting it. "You know if I had a nickel for every time some piece of shit threatened me in whatever way, I'd be a rich man," Mickey added, laughing as a second flame sparkling rimmed portal opened in front of him and he walked casually through, the portal vanishing after he had done so.

Star City, night

Sara and Oliver were making love to each other in Oliver's bed when the flame rimmed portal opened and out came once again, in single file, Peter leading, he and the Guardians, Scott and Cassie, and Loki, still keeping up their rocking and prancing. As a shocked Oliver and Sara sat up in bed, sheets drawn up around their naked bodies, both staring in shock at the MCU individuals who stopped before them, still dancing, arms and legs continuously moving like they had been in Camelot and on the Waverider, Loki raised his right hand, finger pointing at Sara.

"Come and get your love, Come and get your love, Come and get your love, now." As the third round of Come and get Your Love began, a gas exchange sound was heard and Sara gasped, giving away immediately that it was her, as Oliver turned to her in shock and laughter overcame the MCU individuals yet again. "Come and get your love, Come and get your love, Come and get your love, now." As the second line ended, Loki pointed at Sara again, and she emitted a second gas exchange, louder than the first, her whole face flushed red with embarrassment, Oliver wrinkling his face in disgust, the Guardians, Scott and Cassie, and Loki once again losing their voices due to so much laughing. "Come and get your love, Come and get your love, Come and get your love, now." A third finger point from Loki, and this time a truly explosive gas exchange sounded from Sara, her hands coming up over her face. "Come and get your love, Come and get your love, Come and get your love, now." As the fourth line ended, the MCU individuals bent double either forwards or backwards in uncontrollable hysterics, the sound drowning out the lyrics and music, Oliver scrambled out of bed, pulled his trousers and t-shirt on and yanking the door open ran out of the bedroom.

"Ollie," Sara shouted after him.

"Come and get your love. Come and get your love. Come and get your love. Come and get your love."

"And it looks like we're done, Cap," Rocket said to Peter, he and everyone else still racked with hysterics.

"Indeed so," Peter agreed, as the portal opened up again on his right, and after switching off the radio, together he lead the group at a run through it, the portal closing as soon as the last of them, Drax this time, had done so, leaving behind a mighty than can be described as mighty embarrassed Sara.

Earth 199-999

The group emerged into the New York Sanctum on 177A Bleecker Street, where its guardian, Doctor Stephen Strange, Master of the Mystic Arts, and protector of the Time Stone, awaited them, with Mickey Rourke, just arrived from the Waverider and still smoking his cigarette, at his side

"Is it done?" Strange asked them, unable to hide his own amusement.

"Oh you should've seen all their faces, Mr Magic Sherlock," Loki remarked.

"We had a great time, didn't we, pumpkin?" Scott said to Cassie.

The girl nodded. "Yes, daddy," she agreed very happily.

"That'll show 'em all what happens when you make a despicable atrocity of a shoddy shambles to the name of Camelot and the Arthurian Legends misfits," Rocket said.

"Well like I said, all it takes is a bunch of misbehaving time travelling kiddies and everything gets seriously messed up," Mickey remarked, "So who better to sort it out with a little stink-up than another group of kids, as naughty in nature, yes, but definitely not when it comes to messing with time?"

"Yes, sir," several voices all chorused as one, Groot remarking his own agreement with his usual "I am Groot" as once again, everyone else, Doctor Strange and Mickey now included, erupted with laughter, and this time all the members of the group who had caused all the mischief in the first place were unable to prevent themselves losing their balance and falling to the floor on their fronts or backs, the New York sanctum almost shaking from their hysterics.

And there we are, and I hope you all, especially our birthday man, the King of Fanfiction, enjoyed it and got a great kick and laugh out of it. I couldn't resist adding in Mickey Rourke himself briefly at the last moment for a couple of cameo appearances, we have a section of his film Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man to thank for it.

So once again, happy 20th birthday, Aragorn my best Fanfiction buddy bro in the whole world right now, and I hope you have a really wonderful day today, don't let the bastardly coronavirus stop you from having that, and I hope I did a great job with your present here, after all, you and chapter 8 of Heroes, Magicians and Luthors is to thank for it all, LOL