Edgar and Clementine Turner stood by their door ready to leave.

Edgar: Thanks for babysitting Timmy for us Vicky, he loves making new friends. Don't ya Timmy?

Timmy opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Vicky.

Vicky: No problem, Mr. Turner! I just love Timmy. We're gonna be best pals.

Vicky scooped up Timmy, crushing him.

Edgar and Clementine left the house and drove away. As soon as they left, Vicky dropped Timmy. Her smile was replaced by a frown.

Vicky: One: Stay out of my way. Two: Go to bed early and Three: Do the dishes.

Timmy: Mom told YOU to do it!

Vicky: Oh yeah, well you wouldn't want her to see this!

Vicky reached in her pocket and showed a Family Guy video game.

Timmy: That's not mine. She wouldn't believe you!

Vicky: It works just fine in my house, just ask my sister.

Timmy: Damn! I'll do it.

An hour later Timmy came back to find Vicky munching on pizzas while watching the TV.

Vicky: Good, now go to bed!

Timmy: Screw you!

Timmy: walked up to bed and picked up his magic nine ball.

Timmy: Oh Magic 9 ball, when will they get back from the movies.

On the tiny screen, the words "JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR: DIRECTORS CUT" appeared.

Timmy: What the hell? That movie is so long.

Timmy threw the ball in frustration. After hitting a wall, the ball started to shake until it blew up into a glowing egg that transformed into a swarm of glowing butterflies.

Timmy: What the hell?!

The butterflies flew around the room until they all faded away. Timmy stared at the spot that occupied the ball and in its place were some figures. The first one was a red woman with a square shaped afro and a visor covering her eyes. The second one was a pale white woman that reminded Timmy of a bird for some reason. The third one was a short purple woman. The fourth one was a small boy with curly hair. The fifth one was a small woman with tiny wings and a crown. And finally, the last one was a green haired man that was similar to the small woman with wings.

Strange figures: Hey Timmy.

The green haired winged man spoke first.

I'm Cosmo.

And then the winged woman.

And I'm Wanda.

Cosmo and Wanda: And we're your fairy godparents!

The pale woman cleared her throat to get thier attention.

Wanda: Oh, right. And these are Garnet (Red woman) Amethyst (Purple woman) Pearl (Pale woman) and Steven. (Small boy)

Garnet: We are the Crystal Gems.

Amethyst: We're with the fairies.

Steven: So what do you think?

Timmy: I think I'm calling the cops.

A floating purple book with "DA RULES" in big yellow letters appeared in front of Wanda.

Wanda: You can't do that, or else we'll have to go away forever, It's in Da Rules.

Wanda glanced up only to see the door already opened.

Cosmo: He left when you said "go away forever."

Timmy knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door with both of his arms as if he was in a hurry.

Timmy: Vicky! Some weirdos appeared out of my magic nine ball! And they somehow know my name and-!

Before he finished, he poofed away. Vicky opened the door, shrugged and closed it.

Back at his room, Timmy looked around.

Timmy: What the-?

Amethyst: Tell anyone about our existence again, we'll kill ya!

Timmy gulped.

Pearl: Amethyst, you're scaring him.

Amethyst: Hahaha! Just messing with ya Mike.

Timmy: It's Timmy. Why are you here?

Amethyst: Oh yeah, why are YOU here?

Pearl: Shut up Amethyst!

Cosmo: We're here to help you.

Wanda: We grant wishes.

Garnet: just those two.

Just then, Vicky came in.

Vicky: What's going on here?!

Cosmo and Wanda had poofed in a fishbowl and took the form of goldfish while Garnet picked up the other Gems and leaped to the ceiling.

Timmy: I was talking to my...

Timmy glanced up and noticed Amethyst cracking her knuckles while Pearl rolled her eyes.

Timmy: Goldfish.

Vicky: Whatever!

Vicky left and slammed the door.

The Gems jumped from the ceiling while Cosmo and Wanda returned to their normal forms.

Amethyst: And I thought Kyle's mom was a bitch.

Timmy: You two grant wishes huh?

Cosmo: Yes.

Wanda: We love clients with Imagination.

Timmy: Then I wish for one thing, gelatin.

Meanwhile in the bathtub, Vicky was soaking in hot water when she felt something. She looked down and jumped up in fear. She was stuck in a blob of gelatin. But before she could do anything else, whipped cream squirted at her through the faucet and a giant cherry fell on her.

Timmy and the others peeked from the Bathroom door.

Timmy: Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?

Cosmo: May I, pookie?

Wanda: You may, stallion.

Cosmo raised his wand and turned Vicky into a snake. Timmy screamed and ran away.

Garnet: He said "shake."

Cosmo: Oops.

The snake slithered after Timmy with the Fairies and Gems running after him.

Wanda: Timmy, wish for something!

Amethyst: Screw that, Let's kick her ass! By the way, do snakes have asses?

Timmy: I wish she was a fly!

Vicky turned into a fly and stopped dead in her tracks. A flyswatter appeared in Timmy's hand.

Timmy: Thank you!

Vicky flew off into the kitchen when two polar bears jumped out from the fridge and roared at her. Vicky had turned back to normal and got crushed by a giant Wanda in diapers.

Wanda: Wah.

Cosmo and Steven appeared before her. Steven: Quick, You have to say the secret word!

Vicky: HEEEEEEELP!

Cosmo: Sorry, it's pie.

Cosmo threw a pie at her.

Vicky quickly freed herself from Wanda and ran into the belly of a whale. She noticed her surroundings and ran off until she ended up in space.

Vicky: What the f-?

Then she found herself in a cannon where Wanda shot her out. She ended up tied to some train tracks where Timmy appeared.

Timmy: Well Vicky, any last words?

Cosmo as a train drove right up to her with Wanda in the caboose and the Gems at the roof.

Vicky: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Vicky opened her eyes and found herself in the living room where Timmy, Edgar and Clementine stood in front of her.

Vicky: What the-?

Vicky glanced at the Gems.

Vicky: Who-?

Edgar: This is my sister Garnet and her daughters Pearl and Amethyst, and her son Steven.

Timmy: You can alter my parents memories?

Amethyst: Cosmo and Wanda did "Cuz."

Timmy: Can Vicky stay here all the time.

Clementine: Of course dear.

At the fishbowl Cosmo and Wanda watched from afar.

Cosmo: We might be here a while.

Amethyst: Maybe fifteen years.

The Fairly Odd Parents is owned by Butch Hartman and Steven Universe is owned by Rebecca Sugar.