"This one should be funny. In this, juanes a comedian." Orb explained as the screen came to life.

"Is he a funny one?" Blake asked cautiously, remembering Yangs attempts at Humor. Orb shrugged.

"I find him amusing." Orb responded.

The scene came open to jaune in a suit, pouring himself a glass of champaign at a desk. A clipping of a news anchor popped up, a Neptune saying "Deep dish pizza is quite good."

Jaunes face fell as he shattered the flute glass in his hand. The laugh crowd showed up. A disgusted face passed over Jaune as he looked down, about to say something.

"Ok. i was going to be nice."

Yang's eyes brightened at this. "Ohh, he is going to lay into them!" she stage whispered excitedly.

"But now you've gone to far." he uttered, moving the glass shards off the desk he sat at. "So let me explain something to you."

"Deep dish pizza is not only better than New York Pizza. It's not Pizza. It's a fucking cassorole." he delivered, being incredibly serious, as though someone had insulted him personally.

Most of the crowd was smiling by now, already prepared for the jokes to roll.

"I'm surprised you haven't thought to complete you deep dish Pizza with a can of onion rings on top of it." The deep dish pizza photo was topped with a photoshopped pile of canned onion rings for emphasis.

Some of the softer and more humorous audience members laughed at this.

"It is a corn bread biscuit that you have MELTED CHEESE ON, AND Then, in defiance of god, man, and all things holy, poured UNCOOKED MARINARA SAUCE ATOP the cheese, Atop!" Jaune practically yelled, his voice cracking at the word "Atop"

Yang and Ruby smirked as Sun gave out a small laugh. Roman smiled, sitting back to enjoy the show.

"The Cheese, Ontop! The Sauce, naked, cold, on display like some kind of sauce Who~oore." jaune accented the "Whore" to sound like some strange mix between hooker and whore, so it sounded like "Who-er"

"You know the expression there's no such thing as bad pizza or bad sex?"

At this point, yang and tai were laughing openly as weiss and winter looked flabbergasted at the language used.

"He's really laying into them." Sun laughed, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Yeah, well your pizza is like having sex with a cold corspe made of sand paper, LET ME TELL YOU SOMTHING ABOUT YOUR NOT PIZZA!"

"THIS IS TOMATO SOUP IN A BREAD BOWL!" Jaune snapped, his face turning a bit red.

"THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS AN ABOVE GROUND MARINARA SWIMMING POOL FOR RATS!"

"OHHHHH!" Mercury yelled at the burn, reeling backwards. Emerald just scoffed.

"Let me tell you something, I wanna know," he was interrupted by the continuous laughing of the audience. "I wanna know that when I get drunk and pass out on my Pizza, that I'm not going to drown in it!" jaune countered to no one, pointing with fury.

That got a round of laughs from the group

"Let me tell you something! I look at this! I looked as this!" jaune proceeded to make faces and various sounds of disgust at the picture of the deep dish Pizza as the crowd laughed. "I look at this deep dish Pizza, and i don't know whether to eat it or toss a coin in and make a wish."

At this point, most all the audience was in hysterics.

"And if I did make a wish, it would be for some real fucking pizza." Jaune praied, hands clasped together.

"Now, now," he said, softening and looking apologetic. "I understand that it's very cold in Chicago, and you, oh, i don't know, cut it open and huddle inside it like a Taun Taun to keep warm."

Jaune told the next joke that went over the head of many of the audience members. "I'll explain later if you want me to." Orb said between laughs.

"I mean, seriously though. Your pizza's made in an iron skillet. Who uses and iron skillet to make a Pizza? You use an iron skillet to fend off people who serve you pizza made in a fucking iron skillet."

At this point, several of the audience members could not breath. Namely Tai and Yang and Roman they were laughing so hard.

"Breath Yang, Breath!" Blake cried out to her partner, who was not breathing she was laughing so hard.

"Heres how i know i'm right. You call it Chicago style Pizza, Deep dish Pizza. You know what we call this?" jaune asked, pulling out a slice of pizza. "Pizza." he said, aggressively taking a bite out of it. The scene ended with that.

It took the audience a couple minutes to recover. "Oh my god, that was hilarious, I can't breath."

Orb nodded. "But you should really see some of Jaune 'Stewart' Arc's non comedic speeches." Orb nodded to the archives. "They are really good. Really touching."