Alternate Dimension
Theatre
Thoughts
Singing
Prologue

"Let's see I want a Victorian style of architecture for the theatre, let's leave some open rooms for other activities. The chairs should be modern… what about a sofa? No, a double decker sofa!" The room forms out of a grey mist with only windows showing the true state of this dimension. The humanoid figure stands proudly before floating onto the weird amalgamation of a bunk bed and couch.

"Okay, I need some popcorn and let's turn on something." A shout disturbs the pale figure who sighs and mutters "I finally have a break after two eternities, and something has to disturb me… eh." The white figure jumps of the double decker couch and summons a red shirt and light blue jeans. No shoes, they are for the weak! Pale blue eyes, snow skin and white spiky hair covered with frost.

Chomping on the popcorn the figure waits as the doors in front of him open and a group of colourful people fall through. The frown on his face turns into a small grin, thank me that it wasn't her.

"Get of me you dolts!" Weiss shouted in indignation as she is squashed beneath them.

A blonde is somewhere in the middle replies "No need to be so chilly Weiss."

"A quick reply "I will skewer you… you cow!" Yang's violet eyes turn red.
"Ruby gets off quickly knowing how sensitive Yang is about her weight, jumping off she helps the others get out of the pile of limbs. Ren is the first to get his bearings as he asks the question "Where are we?"

The figure answers "Well you're in my house." surprising everyone and preventing a brawl between Weiss and Yang.

The humanoid waves and continues speaking "Hello, team RWBY and JNPR my name is Sto Lat Mrozu but you can call me Sto." Giving them a bow forgetting that he was holding a bucket of popcorn that tips over and spills onto the floor, "Nooo it was PANCKAKE FLAVOURED!"

Frost is sent flying and after passing through three walls a final crash is heard. Both teams turn to stare at Nora scooping the popcorn into the bucket as she simply says with a steely look but a singalong voice "Five second rule." Ren and Pyrrha shake their heads at her antics before noticing someone missing.

"Pyrrha asks "Where's Jaune he was right behind us?" quite clearly worried about her beloved leader.

Out of the ruined walls Frost emerges with circles in his eyes much to Yang's and Ruby's amusement as they hold back a grin. Frost steadies himself on the wall before shaking his head and answering "Well you see for some reason a dimensional implosion happened when my pocket dimension came close to your world and that somehow caused a portal to form sucking you all in. Jaune Arc was must have been unlucky enough to be send somewhere else, I'll send another me to go look for him but that might take some time so please go sit down."

Blake as always, the most paranoid asks "Why should we do that, instead of just going to look for Jaune?"

Weiss chips in and asks "Why should we even listen to you? For all we know you kidnapped us."

Frost replies to this with as much grace as someone who was knocked through three bloody walls can "First of all fuck you Ice Queen, Second here is money for Ruby's swear jar, Third you can leave whenever you want just be prepared to face non-linear time, Fourth Jaune might be in another dimension and to my knowledge you don't have such capabilities, Fifthly I thought you might like to watch a movie for fun and Sixth I am The Hundred Year Frost, I Am The Destroyer Of Universes if I wanted you to be dead you would be." He looks down on his hand noticing two extra fingers before shaking it and it returns to having four normal fingers and one thumb.

Nora suddenly pops up next to him sending him screaming in fear "She-Devil get away from me! I'm not joining your wrestling tournament!"

Nora cackles "You're not getting away from me Sto!" raising Magnhilda she chases after him through the whole movie theatre.

Leaving everyone standing there either surprised, grinning at them or the sudden appearance of a swear jar with money or in Weiss case furious. Pyrrha gives Ren a look before asking, "Did Nora ever meet Frost before and was he in some tournament with her?"

Ren answers with a quirked brow "Not to my knowledge…" A loud crash alerts everyone to seeing the so-called destroyer of worlds in a compromising position. Nora is holding a barrel of syrup over a Frost who has his legs and hands in a knot, with him screaming "Not the syrup anything but the syrup!"

Ren shakes his head before calmly telling "Nora don't bully Frost, or I won't make you anymore pancakes." Stopping Nora in her tracks who puts away the barrel to god knows were before skipping over to Ren. While simultaneously pointing at Frost and then gesturing at him that she is watching him. Frost whimpers in the corner before slowly pulling is limbs out of the knot stretching them like some cartoon character.

Weiss after seeing Frost in pain smiles smugly but doesn't do anything. The sisters are laughing their asses of with Pyrrha and Blake giggling. As frost is dusting himself, he starts talking, "Ok, let me explain why you can't leave my house. You see time here isn't linear."

Weiss answers in annoyance "Off course it is.

"No, you are assuming that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."

Weiss butts in "That's ridiculous, how would it work?"

Sto replies before going back to explaining "It just works the author is too lazy to actually write about the complexities of time travel so he stole it from the Doctor, anyway outside of these walls time isn't stable if you stepped out you would be dead, new-born, middle aged and old at the same time. There would be no way for you to process information or stimuli's the only thing you can do is wait as I go looking for Jaune in an endless stream of time. You can help by using the screen for surfing dimensions so you could locate Jaune."

Silence ensues as they look at me in silence causing Sto to sweat bullets as he points to the abomination of furniture and a bunch of random food. Ruby shrugs "Alright this can be a team bonding exercise as we wait for Jaune."

Weiss turns to Ruby expecting an answer "Well… he clearly is something weird with lots of powers so its not… like we can stop him. Well… maybe Nora could." They all turn to Nora chomping on the popcorn, before looking at Sto who is mumbling something about getting rid of his need to piss.

Yang adds "Plus its not like we know where Jaune is so we might as well enjoy our stay."

Pyrrha nods "Maybe I can see Jaune and me in another world!" Weiss shakes her head knowing she wouldn't be able to dissuade Pyrrha.

Weiss looks at Ren and Blake for support who just shrug. Weiss just sighs and sits down in one of the chairs mumbling ungrateful teammates. Yang and Ruby high five as they rush to the furniture abomination with Nora following behind. The rest just smile and sit down.

Sto turn away smiling, at least I can have some fun know, mental note get rid of the need to piss. A second clone appears before him in a yellow shirt before nodding and disappearing.

Sorry this was my fault I got to excited.