I DON'T OWN THE SIMPSONS
The two of them had met in sophomore year after the dance the night away dance Lisa had just
Broke up with her date Millhouse and to make a long story short he didn't take it well he threw a
Tantrum that belonged more to a three year old not getting a toy than a fifteen-year-old getting
Broken up he started off his class act with yelling that she was a bitch and he was a nice guy and
How dare she do this to him she hadn't even let him sleep with her and she probably was cheating
On him and all the other spoiled brat nice guy clichés that you probably heard a thousand times before
Until his grand finale where he pulled Lisa close to him and said in a low and creepy voice "I'm not gonna
Let you go until I have what is rightfully mine" as he yanked on her shirt to show he meant business
Luckily with a well timed KO punch prom Lisa he was stopped in his tracks as she quickly ran away from
The creep she found a secluded spot by a tree it took her a few minutes of crying before hearing a kindly
Voice "hey are you okay" said Ralph Wiggum shyly. Lisa looked up with tears in her eyes "no I just broke
Up with my jerk of a boyfriend and he…he" at that she started crying again. As Ralph looked at the small
Broken girl beside him all he wanted to do was help her in any way he could "well he sounds like a idiot
If he was that lucky to have a smart girl like you in his life he must of really been dumb to hurt you bad
Enough for you to break up with him" at that Lisa laughed "yah he was" and the two of them started to
Talk Lisa at first to get her mind off of what had happened but gradually wanting to know more about
This kind young man who had helped her and Ralph just to know more about Lisa and to help her feel
Better. Over the years the two of them grew closer and closer until they eventually started dating and
Got married. When asked what they saw in each other they both answered honestly. Lisa loved ralph
For his unflinching kindness and loyalty and support towards her she knew that he would never mistreat
Her either on accident or on purpose and that was all that mattered to her. Ralph on the other hand
Simply replied that Lisa was the smartest person he had ever met and that even though he knew she
Could do better for some reason she stuck by him and was always there and that's all that mattered
To him. After four years of marriage Lisa and Ralph had a child called Eliza who had her fathers stringy
Hair with her mothers sparkling and intelligent eyes. Thanks to advances in medical and scientific
Technology they were sure to make sure that Eliza had no mental disabilities like her father or physical
Disabilities like her aunt Maggie who was mute. When Eliza turned four years old her mother got her
Dream job President of the United States of America. It was a very demanding and stressful job but with
Support from her husband and the inspiration of her daughter to help her out she persevered through
Her issues and became the first female President and led her country through the data stealing from
Apple and Samsung crisis and slowly put forth the tracks to scale back the national debt and even
Created a counsel to help find jobs for immigrant workers and the unemployed. Who could have
Known that a terrible night of heartbreak and despair would have turned out so wonderful.
AUTHOR NOTE I always hated Lisa and milhouse together it just reeked of nice guy incel bullshit
So I gave her Ralph to kind of be her pre flanarization homer a actually nice guy whose loyal and
Loves his family