I DON'T OWN THE SIMPSONS

The two of them had met in sophomore year after the dance the night away dance Lisa had just

Broke up with her date Millhouse and to make a long story short he didn't take it well he threw a

Tantrum that belonged more to a three year old not getting a toy than a fifteen-year-old getting

Broken up he started off his class act with yelling that she was a bitch and he was a nice guy and

How dare she do this to him she hadn't even let him sleep with her and she probably was cheating

On him and all the other spoiled brat nice guy clichés that you probably heard a thousand times before

Until his grand finale where he pulled Lisa close to him and said in a low and creepy voice "I'm not gonna

Let you go until I have what is rightfully mine" as he yanked on her shirt to show he meant business

Luckily with a well timed KO punch prom Lisa he was stopped in his tracks as she quickly ran away from

The creep she found a secluded spot by a tree it took her a few minutes of crying before hearing a kindly

Voice "hey are you okay" said Ralph Wiggum shyly. Lisa looked up with tears in her eyes "no I just broke

Up with my jerk of a boyfriend and he…he" at that she started crying again. As Ralph looked at the small

Broken girl beside him all he wanted to do was help her in any way he could "well he sounds like a idiot

If he was that lucky to have a smart girl like you in his life he must of really been dumb to hurt you bad

Enough for you to break up with him" at that Lisa laughed "yah he was" and the two of them started to

Talk Lisa at first to get her mind off of what had happened but gradually wanting to know more about

This kind young man who had helped her and Ralph just to know more about Lisa and to help her feel

Better. Over the years the two of them grew closer and closer until they eventually started dating and

Got married. When asked what they saw in each other they both answered honestly. Lisa loved ralph

For his unflinching kindness and loyalty and support towards her she knew that he would never mistreat

Her either on accident or on purpose and that was all that mattered to her. Ralph on the other hand

Simply replied that Lisa was the smartest person he had ever met and that even though he knew she

Could do better for some reason she stuck by him and was always there and that's all that mattered

To him. After four years of marriage Lisa and Ralph had a child called Eliza who had her fathers stringy

Hair with her mothers sparkling and intelligent eyes. Thanks to advances in medical and scientific

Technology they were sure to make sure that Eliza had no mental disabilities like her father or physical

Disabilities like her aunt Maggie who was mute. When Eliza turned four years old her mother got her

Dream job President of the United States of America. It was a very demanding and stressful job but with

Support from her husband and the inspiration of her daughter to help her out she persevered through

Her issues and became the first female President and led her country through the data stealing from

Apple and Samsung crisis and slowly put forth the tracks to scale back the national debt and even

Created a counsel to help find jobs for immigrant workers and the unemployed. Who could have

Known that a terrible night of heartbreak and despair would have turned out so wonderful.

AUTHOR NOTE I always hated Lisa and milhouse together it just reeked of nice guy incel bullshit

So I gave her Ralph to kind of be her pre flanarization homer a actually nice guy whose loyal and

Loves his family