Kei-Kei Yuki: So this idea came to me after seeing clips of the genjutsu episodes of how things would play out if Naruto got to be raised by his parents and there was no Uchiha massacre. Also, warning, I genderbend Deidara~!

At first, I was going to keep Deidara male, but not only has the idea of a Fem!Deidara been playing through my head, but other than Naru, I also ship Deidara with Itachi. So since mpreg does not exist in this world,... I think you may know why I made Deidara female, but honestly, he looks the same as canon only with female parts! XD

(Ninja-World!AU)1: Just an Ordinary Day

Standing outside the Uchiha residence was a small chibi, between the ages of five and six with a head full of raven hair, bangs framing those fair pouting cheeks of his. Standing beside the pouting chibi who was impatiently tapping his foot on the ground, Itachi smiled fondly at his little brother. Noticing when those sulking onyx eyes lit up when they spotted a whirlwind of orange and blonde running in their direction.

"SASU!" shouted the voice of Sasuke's best friend, Namikaze Naruko. Once in close range, the blonde little spitfire wasted no time and flung herself towards his brother, glomping the smaller boy in a hug that sent both of them tumbling to the ground.

Sasuke was not happy about the pain inflicted on his butt, nor the heavy body currently lying on top of him, though his pink flushed cheeks said otherwise. "D-Dobe, get off of me!" A frown marred his cute face, lightly glaring at the girl rubbing her cheeks against his.

"Oi, don't call me dobe, you teme!" yelled Naruko, stepping away from her friend to shoot him a glare in return, resting her hands on her hips. Today, the energetic and feisty daughter of the Fourth Hokage was wearing an orange short romper over a white T-shirt, blue sandals on her feet. Just like her father, Naruko inherited his sunny yellowish blonde hair, which she wore in pigtails. Watching the two glare and call each other insulting nicknames, Itachi knew this was how the two greeted each other.

Watching how in the next second Sasuke once again called Naruko an insulting name before reaching out and held her small sun-kissed tan hand. Now Sasuke wasn't one who boldly showed affection, something that went for most Uchihas, but this rule was broken whenever a certain Namikaze was around. The young Uchiha practically glued himself to the blonde's side, and to the surprise of his older brother, he was kind of selfish when it came to sharing the girl's attention.

Anytime someone would invade their time together, a frown would appear on Sasuke's face, eyes unable to hide his feelings of displeasure whenever someone stole Naruko's attention. When Shisui witnessed Sasuke's greed when it came towards Naruko, the boy laughed his ass off and teased Sasuke by hogging more of Naruko's attention.

The young blonde was already fond of the older Uchiha, a member of her Anbu protection detail, quoting how 'cool' she found him. So it was easy for him to monopolize the blonde, pissing off a certain raven-haired Uchiha during the process. Itachi knew how Shisui could sometimes take his teasing a little too far and how Sasuke could get when angry. It came to no surprise that right, when Naruko's back was turned Sasuke, kneed Shisui in the groin and once brought down to his knees, threw sand in his eyes.

At least Shisui learned his lesson that day, but this was when Itachi started growing worried. Following behind the two chibis, it was Itachi's duty to watch over them as he escorted them to the park. Once there, Naruko dragged Sasuke off to play ninja. Finding a spot nearby, Itachi rested his back against a nice large oak tree that offered the perfect shade, keeping an eye on his little brother and the Hokage's daughter as they ran around, giggling and teasing each other.

Itachi truly valued peaceful moments like this as the life of a shinobi was not easy. Feeling the wind gently caressing the silk strands of his raven locks, Itachi was just about to sit down and take a seat on the ground, but the wind changed. No longer was it gentle, but a harsh gush swept up the area. Sensing an odd premonition, Itachi looked up towards the sky and saw a large clay bird.

From the creature, a figure jumped down and landed right before Itachi. The young prodigy genius was familiar with the blonde-haired Iwagakure kunoichi who seemed to have it out for him ever since he defeated her during the chunin exams, which was a few years ago, seeing how Itachi was currently a member of the Anbu.

"Oi, shitty, Uchiha, fight me, un!" Foul language, a smirk placed on her lips, yep it was Deidara, who Shisui secretly nicknamed 'his fangirl stalker.' Though Itachi didn't think the word fangirl fit her. Deidara loathed his presence, always seeking him out just so she could fight him.

Itachi had to give the girl credit, not many people would fly all the way to Konohagakure, invade the Uchiha compound, knock down his front door, and yell at his face to fight him. Deidara caused a lot of commotion that day, not that she minded, even when the Tsuchikage was scolding her, having rushed all the way from Iwagakure to Konohagakure because his star pupil ran away just to challenge the Uchiha.

Seeing that she was unable to get a rise out of the stoic emotionless Uchiha, Deidara was about ready to rain down more curses, when a small figure attached itself to her waist like a kola. "DeiDei-oneechan!" happily shouted Naruko. If there was one person who was always happy whenever the explosive-art-obsessed kunoichi popped up then it was Naruko.

Itachi wasn't there to witness it, but from what he heard from Shisu, it was an instant bond between two pranksters with a strong rivalry towards Uchihas. Since then the young Naruko would always attach herself to the older blonde who she began seeing as a second sister figure, the first being her babysitter, Umino Iruka.

"Yay! Since Dei-oneechan is here, she can play ninja with us, Sasu!" While Naruko seemed happy at the aspect of Deidara joining in on their fun, the opposite could be said for the glaring Uchiha Sasuke.

"Wait a sec-Hold on, Naru!" Deidara tried to escape her fate, but Naruko was not letting go of her hand.

"Dei-neechan, you can be the villain and Sasu and I will be the heroes!"

"Naru, playing ninja is for-Wait a sec, un! I'm the villain?!" Deidara appeared upset, only for a thoughtful look to cross her face the next second. "Hmm, playing the villain sounds not so bad. Okay, I'll be the villain. So be in awe of my wonderful art, un!" Cue Deidara chasing the two miniature chibis around the field using her non-explosive clay art.

Two hours later, the group of four could be spotted at a local sweet shop, Itachi snacking on dangos, Deidara and Naruko a slice of strawberry cake, and Sasuke sat on the side refusing to eat any of the sugary sweets. Yet nothing could stop him from glaring at his brother's blonde stalker, everytime she fed his dobe a bite of the cake they were currently sharing together.

Just as Deidara was about to feed Naruko another bite of cake, a fierce dust of wind entered the shop and seized the older blonde by the scruff of her cloak, nearly choking her. Deidara instantly paled and looked guiltily away at the scary look Kurotsuchi was shooting her way.

"Deidara-nee, how many times must I tell you to not run off to fight Uchiha Itachi every time we're sent to Konohagakure for diplomatic purposes, must I remind you! Now come on, you promised to help me with my training!" angrily shouted the dark-haired Iwagakure kunoichi.

Kurotsuchi dragged Deidara from out of her seat, but not before shooting a polite greeting to the Yondaime daughter. "Dammit it, Kuro, let me at least fight the Uchiha bastard first, un!" Deidara retaliated, not that Kurotsuchi cared.

"No, you do not know how much trouble you cause every time you run off just to challenge the Uchiha to another senseless fight!" All the way out the door, three pairs of eyes trailed after the arguing girls. Returning his attention back to his delicious dangos, Itachi opened his mouth ready for another chewy bite only to pause when he saw Sasuke had taken over Deidara's job of feeding Naruko.

Mentally asking himself, 'Why does he seem so smug? He's just feeding her cake?' If Shisui was here, he would without a doubt shake his head at his innocent cousin who, when it came to matters of the heart, was utterly clueless.

End of Chapter 1