THE FOLLOWING IS A PREVIEW!

Yusaku: *Sigh* Finally, VRAINS is done, Ai is out of my life for good, and I don't have to put up with anybody else's crap anymore. Now's the time I can kick up my feet, relax, and-…

Aoi: *Grabbing Yusaku's arm* Accept Aoi's hand in marriage.

Yusaku: Aoi, I know you've tried to indoctrinate me in your basement dungeon, but there is absolutely no way I am ever going to-…

ONE MARRIAGE CEREMONY LATER!

Yusaku: Ok…so I guess Yusaku X Aoi is cannon now…but at least now I don't have to worry about anything else…right Aoi?

Aoi: Aoi is having a baby.

Yusaku: WHAT!? But we just…we haven't even…NO! There is absolutely no way that-!

Aoi: *Holding up a baby* Aoi has had her baby.

Yusaku: *Stares dumbfounded at the newly delivered bundle of joy*

Baby Yuga: I'm gonna invent rush duels!

Aoi: Mommy Aoi is pleased to hear Baby Yuga's first words.

Yusaku: Aoi, I don't know who you stole that baby from, or how it managed to speak such a coherent, if not moronic, human sentence, but you need to seriously give it back!

Aoi: Mommy Aoi will not allow Daddy Yusaku to shirk from his child support responsibilities!

Yusaku: There is no way I'm related to this kid!

Aoi: Mommy Aoi will disprove Daddy Yusaku's contention by pointing out Baby Yuga's brown hair and advanced intellectual capabilities from Mommy Aoi and Baby Yuga's green eyes from Daddy Yusaku.

Yusaku: And the streaks of blond?

Aoi: Obviously from Playmaker.

Baby Yuga: *Makes a grabbing motion at Yusaku* Daddy Playmaker!

Aoi: Point proven.

Yusaku: *Stares at his canon wife and baby with absolute disbelief* No. No. No. No. No. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Ending A/N: YES! It's coming to fanfiction! Yu-Gi-Oh Nananas AbridgeMENT! What better way to laugh your way through the apocalypse than with another comedy series!

Average reader: But aren't you still working on-

Donjusticia: *Shoves all objections aside* This is NOT just an April Fool's joke (and you all now how trustworthy and non-sarcastic I am). A new Yu-Gi-Oh spinoff is beginning, and with it comes a new opportunity to torment Yusaku…I mean…create more epic comedy from your favorite (read as "only") fanfiction abridger! The new series starts this upcoming April 4th, so gear up for not only rush duels but more rushed and poorly done content from me, the comedy master, Donfreakingjusticia! See you all soon!