Now you know why this is rated T! (light-ish swearing) Enjoy peoples!

It was a day like most; it started with a sunrise and chirping birds. The occasional gnome fighting over Lazy Susan's fresh pie. It was as normal as a supernatural infested town in the middle of Oregon could get.

But unfortunately it all goes down hill for Dipper the moment he wakes up.

Dipper has always been sort of an introvert. He has friends of course but he just likes the creepy woods of Gravity Falls. So as any forest lover would do, Dipper woke up early in the morning to go out into the southwest side of the forest. The southwest goes past Gravity Falls and connects with the neighboring town, Boring Oregon. Because of that connection Dipper often stays away, due to the fear of trespassing.

Journal in hand and a backpack slung on his shoulders, Dipper was ready to head out into the unknown part of the forest. Once he was outside he headed into the forest to start his adventure. Along the way Dipper couldn't help but let his thoughts about more supernatural beings wander. Would Boring have new and uncanny creatures?, If they do, will they be the same? Or, would they be different? With all of these thoughts whirling in Dippers head, he barley even noticed when the birds stopped chirping and the paranormal went silent. No gnome, pixie or even the pterodactyl made a noise hear in the little clear that Dipper stumbled upon. It seamed as the whole universe knew of the chaos the of which the clearing held. There in the middle of the clearing was a stone statue that looked like an old enemy of Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher.

"Huh, That's where you've been," Dipper said walking towards the stone Bill. He stepped into the small glade, setting his journal on the ground in front of the stone figure. Without any thought Dipper subconsciously pulled down some of the vines. He traced his finger over the 'eye' of the statue. He moved his hand over the hand the stone one, and shook it. Suddenly there was a blinding light that caused Dipper to fall backwards from his spot on his heels. He shielded his eyes from the light, until he heard that all to familiar voice of the triangle demon.

"Ah Gravity Falls it is good to be back!~ But, out of all the meatsacks in the world, PineTree here would be the one to free me? What a twist!"

"Oh, shit." Dipper mumbled. "So not a good day." Dipper then got up and looked up at the now floating demon after dusting himself off.

"How are you not stone still?!" He practically yells. "This is so not real."

"Hate to break it to ya, but not really, this is reality" Bill said shrugging his not-shoulders. "I can tell ya this PineTree, You are the stupidest meatsack I've ever had the chance to met. And that's saying something, I knew a lot of stupid humans." he said matter-of-factly.

"Did the Cipher Wheel not do what it's supposed to? Maybe we got the symbols and people wrong." the boy muttered, walking in a circle back and forth. This went on for a couple of minutes the demon got fed up. He snapped his fingers and a piece of duck tape was covering Dipper's mouth.

"Maybe we said the words wro-." He was cut off by a piece of-was that duck tape? "Hhmm!" Hey! he tried saying but couldn't because of the tape.

"What was that? I couldn't hear you!" Bill said putting a hand to one side of his, well you couldn't call it a face really.

"Hhm hhmmm!" Bill knew exactly what he was saying, he could read minds after all! Dipper was now pulling the edges of the tape, trying to take it off.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you, PineTree." The demon warned.
"Hhm-m?" Why not? he said in his mind as well.

"I mean, if you want to rip your lips off, be my guest! Bill laughed.

Now the boy was currently screaming in his head to take off the piece of tape.

BILL! Take this piece of fuc- he couldn't even finish his sentence in his mind. The demon cut him off, again, as snapped his fingers once more before the boy could finish.

"Your no fun PineTree!" Bill whined.

"I'm not here for fun, and I assume neither are you." he gasped at first, catching his breath. Well, it's not like humans didn't have noses. You can breath from those too.

"You're correct!" He snapped his fingers once again, and a chair was poped into existence. "I wanna make a deal."
"I figured that. What do you want, I'm sure I can find out another way to turn you back into stone..."

"You know that barrier around Gravity Falls? Ya, well this dell has one that I cannot get through in this form."
"What do you mean by, 'can't get through in this form'?" the boy asked watching him skeptically

"What I mean is, I made a deal with another demon, where once I 'die' I need to take on a new from to keep being 'alive'" Bill replied waving his hand with his cane around while he spoke.

"Wait demons can make deals with other demons?"

"Well, duh, PineTree. How do you think people turn into demons?" Bill asked rhetorically.

"We-"

"I need to make a deal with you, so no more small talk." Bill said, cutting him off once again.

"My offer will only last until midnight, so you better know what your tiny flesh brain wants." The floating demon said in a mocking tune. His eye the flashed to a clock tower pointing to the 12,

"Why midnight?" Dipper asked confused.

"That's none of your business, Kid." The demon in question replied angrily.

"Well it is if you want me to make the deal with you." he respond with a smirk.

"I- Fine. It just is." bill said giving up. Dipper really didn't need to know about his own deadline.

"I want you know exactly what you want, Cipher."

"Well, it's simple really. Like I said, I want out of this clearing." He seemed to be getting annoyed. Good, Dipper thought.

"What else do you want?"

"I need to get into my vessel, but I can't habit it with my current form. I need to get out of this form."

"How do you do that? Why do you need me?"

"Really, PineTree? Now your just being annoying. Deal or no deal?" he put his hand out as it bursted into flames.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't even know what I get out of it!" Dipper said putting his arms out like a child would do if they didn't get what they wanted. Bill rolled his. "What do ya kid"

"Uhmm." Dipper honestly din't know. If the events from the sock opera were anything to judge by, he had to be clear on what the terms were. He looked around the glade until he spotted his journal. Mable had got him the navy book for his 16th birthday, saying he needed to stop drawing in his textbooks. The book had a hard cover like the old journals, but instead of a hand, it had a silver pine tree in the middle with a 1 on , this may be a stupid idea, but Dipper really need more knowledge of the strange and uncanny beings.

"I want you to share your knowledge of the paranormal with me." he said. Bill just floated there for a second. "That all?" he said hopefully. That should be enough for the kid, he thought.

"I assume you'll need a place to stay?" he said knowingly. "You have to do work at the shack" He said before Bill could intervene. "Also you have to do whatever me, Mable or the Stan's say." And that smirk was back. Bill didn't know what it was about this kid, but he was very interesting. Yes, interesting, just interesting. "That's all." Finally, Bill thought. He may be mortal right now but that kid surely will work him to death.

"Take the deal now?"

"No, I'll think on it. You gave me until midnight remember?"

"Don't forget." Bill would be in serious demon trouble if he did. Bill then floated up little more and practically yelled, "Remember, REALITY'S AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD! BYE!" and then he left in a another bright light. Dipper felt a little woozy once he did and before he fainted he say the world lose color.

Sorry if Bill seems too out of character. But, you'll find out why!~ ;)

It took me a long time to edit this so I wasn't able to write down more chapters of D.T.T.W.T.C., sadly. I promise it will be up before Wednesday! 'Till next time! *Kira has left the pack*

(p.s. I don't know why I say I have left the pack tbh, I just do. Kinda like a symbol to say I've left without saying 'bye'. I really don't like saying 'bye'.)