Chapter 1: Guy Talk

It was midday in Mustafau as a giant robot rampaged through the streets, smash and smacking around any car or building that got in its way

"THAT'S RIGHT, YOU FOOLS: RUN!" The mad scientist piloting it proclaimed. "SOON, YOU WILL ALL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE BRILLIANT AND HANDSOME DR. TENK!"

A young boy tripped and saw that one of the cars sent flying by the robot was heading towards him, closing his eyes in fear. However, the impact never came. The boy looked up and saw a man with spiky red hair, a matching goatee, red eyes, hardened skin, and a dark red costume consisting of two shoulder guards, sleeved arms, combat pants and boots. The sight of this hero brought a sense of hope to the boy as the red-haired man had caught the car and tossed it aside.

"Red Riot!"

"No time for autographs, kid!" The Hardening Hero said. "Get to safety! I'll handle this nutjob!"

The kid did just that, with Red Riot glaring at the villain, cracking his knuckles as he approached his foe. "All this destruction and chaos ain't very manly."

"Well, well, well. If it isn't Red Riot." Dr. Tenk said with a bemused smirk. "I was wondering when a Pro would show up. But I was hoping for someone like Creati, Grape Rush or Phantom Thief. Someone who can match my intelligence."

"Ya calling me stupid?!"

"Most melee-oriented heroes are. Sorry to say, but you won't be able to punch out my creation." The mad scientist said as a cannon emerged from the robot, its sights aimed at Red Riot. "Why don't we test how durable your quirk really is?"

"ST. LOUIS SMASH!"

Faster than anyone could react, a blur of green lightning bounced off the nearby buildings before knocking the cannon off the robot, much to Dr. Tenk's shock. The green blur landed next to Red Riot. The sight of his curly green hair, emerald costume with reinforced arm and leg guards, and red boots brought a renewed sense of hope to the civilians and a sense of dread to Dr. Tenk.

"No worry, everyone. BECAUSE I. AM. HERE!" The Number 1 Pro-Hero, Deku, said with a smile. Red Riot smirked at the sight of his old classmate before turning towards the shaking mad scientist.

"Was that about melee heroes?"

"...shit."

One short fight later, a beaten and battered Dr. Tenk was taken into police custody, his robot now in several pieces. As the police hauled him away, Deku and Red Riot were busy dealing with the grateful populace.

"You were so cool, Deku!"

"Red Riot, sign my head!"

"You guys are so hot!"

Red Riot chuckled at the attention while Deku just rubbed the back of his head, modest as ever. After the craziness had died down, Red Riot offered to treat the Enhancement Hero to a drink, which the greenette was happy to accept. An hour later, the two had ditched their hero costumes, the green-haired man doning a light green jacket with the kanji for 'Coat' written on it and a pair of long cargo pants along with his favorite red shoes while the redhead wore a ripped up black t-shirt, jeans, sneakers, and a pair of sunglasses. The Pro-Heroes were off duty for the night, and now Izuku Midoriya and Ejirou Kirishima were heading towards one of Musafau's bars.

"Man, it's been awhile since we hung out." Kirishima stated as the two walked in.

"Yup. I think last was...Kacchan's bachelor party, right?"

"I still can't believe he got married before any of us." The redhead said as the two took a seat. "Rumour has it that Mineta is apparently going steady with someone."

"Anyone we know?"

"Tsunatori."

"From the old 1-B Class?" Izuku asked with a raised eyebrow. Of all the women their perverted little friend could've ended up with, he never expected he'd end up with the pony-like blonde. "Well, good for him."

"So, what can I get you guys?" A feminine voice said, getting Kirishima's attention. And much to his delight, the bartender was a rather attractive woman with dark yellow hair, a healthy bust, and the big kicker for the pro-hero; she was noticeably built, her large biceps showing from her sleeves.

"Two beers on tap. One for me and one for my friend."

"Coming right up." The bartender said. Kirishima smirked as he thought of the impressive back muscles that were no doubt underneath her shirt. He turned back towards Midoriya...and saw that the greenhead was looking at the bartender, almost like he was entranced.

"Well, looks like I'm not the only guy into built girls." Kirishima said, causing the greenhead to sputter and blush.

"W-What? But…"

"You're a lot of things, Midoriya. Subtle has never been one of them." The redhead joked, causing his friend to grumble. "In all seriousness, I never expected you to be into gals like that."

"...honestly, I never thought that was my thing either, until recently."

"Really now?" Kirishima said with a raised eyebrow as the bartender slid them their drinks. "What changed?"

Izuku sighed before taking a swing of his beer.

"Alright. It started about three months ago…"

To be continued…

Author's Note: A few firsts for this story. It's my first My Hero Academia story and the first story with two harem leads. That's right, this story will chronicle Izuku and Kirishima's encounters with several fit, built, buff and all around muscular heroines.

And since my Muscular Maidens poll is just about done, I've decided to post a new poll on my profile. Each hero gets five heroines that they'll have naughty encounters with. And the first poll is for our favorite cinnamon roll. The five heroines with the most votes get to be part of Deku's harem!

Cast your votes and have a nice day!