"I AM VERY EDGY!1" SAID STEVE AS HE LISTENED TO EDGY MUSIC IN HIS EDGY MINECRAFT HOUSE. HE WAS LISTENING TO NINE INCH NAILS (THE BAND) IN A SONG WITH REZNOR FROM MARIO SINGING. HE HAD MADE THIS MINECRAFT HOUSE OUT OF NETHER BRICK CUZ IT LOOKS EDGY ACCORDING TO HIM.

BUT THEN THE PHONE RANG (HE USES MODS) AND HE PICKED UP THE FONE AND ANSWERED. "HOW DARE U INTERRUPT MY EDGY METAL ANGST RAVE" SAID STEVE ANGRYLY AS HE YELLED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS INTO THE CAMERA. THE RESPONSE FROM THE POHNE MADE STEVE VERY MAD. "CUZ I CAN LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOL!" SAID THE PERSON ON THE OTER LINE. STEVS FACE FILLED WITH INTENSE REDNESS. "LISTEN UP NOOB SCRUB, THE GAHSTS IN THE NETHER CRY NOT CUZ OF LAVA BUT BECAUSE I ROAST THEM SO HARD THEY SCARD FOR LIFE!" REPLIED STEVE TO THE PERSON ON THE FONE AND HUNGED UP THE FONE.

STEVE CRANKED UP THE VOLUME ON HIS PHONE SPEAKER AND WAS PLAYING THE SONG "CRAWLING" BY LINKIN PARK. "THIS SOMNG REALLTY WAKES ME UP INSIDE," SAID STEVE AS HE DANCED EDGILY. BUT DEN HE SAEW THAT THERE WAS A ZOMBIE OUTSIDE. STEVE IS BIASED AGAINST ALL ZOMBIES BECAUSE ONE OF THEM SAID HE WAS FAT. HE WAS MAD AT THE ZOMBI AND HE TOOK OUT HIS DIAMOND SWORD AND STABBED THE ZOMBE WITH HIS DIAMAND SWORD. STEVE LIKES DIAMOND SWORDS BECAUSE TYHEY ARE VERY EDGY JUST LIKE HIS SOUL! "DI ZOMBIE NOOB!" SAID STEVE AS HE KILED THE ZOMBIE WITH HIS SOWRD.

BUT A DAY LATER THE MINECRAFT POLICE DEPARTMENT KNOCKED ON STEVE DOOR. COPPER THE CREPER SAID TO STEVE "YOU ARE GO TO JAIL FOREVER FOR KILL A ZOMBIE."

STEVE WAS HALED TO THE JAIL AND WAS GOING TO BE EXECUTED. THERE WAS NO TRIAL CUZ THE ENDER DRAGON RULES THE MINERCAFT WITH AN IRON FIST. BUT THAT WOULD BE AN INNACURATE DESCRIPTION CUZ DRAGONS DONT HAVE FISTS THEY HAVE CLAWS. "ANY LAST WORDS?" SAID DA JUGDE AS HE BLOCKED BLOCKILY. "OOFH" SAID STEVE AS THE TRAPDOOR OPENED HE WAS DROPPED INTO THE LAVA PIT AND STEVE DIED.

BUT THEN HE DIDN'T. STEVE RESPAWNED AT HIS HOUSE AND WAS BACK BUT HE LOST ALL HIS STUFF. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD. STEVE WOULD RADICALIZE AND BE THE MOST EDGY PERSON IN THE VIDEO GAME WORLD. THE WORLD WOULD FOREVER CHANGE BECAUSE OF STEVES ACTIONS...

TO BE CONTINUED?