Call Me, Callgirl Season 2: Callgirl and Friends (Episode 1)

Cast:

Wendy Testaburger as Callgirl

Stan Marsh as Toolshed

Wallaby Beatles as Kangaroo Kid

Kuki Sanban as Rainbow Girl

Featuring:

Freedom Fighters!

Jimmy Valmer as Fastpass

Timmy Burch as Doctor Timothy

Craig Tucker as Super Craig

Tweek Tweak as Wonder Tweek

Token Black as Tupperware

Clyde Donovan as Mosquito

Kyle Broflovski as Human Kite

Eric Cartman as The Coon

Kenny McCormick as Mysterion

Bradley Biggle as Mintberry Crunch

Leopold Butters Stotch as Professor Chaos

Dougie O Connel as General Disarray

Scott Malkinson as Captain Diabetes

Leslie Meyers as Glitchgirl

Special Guests:

Red Blaze as Fire Red

Heidi Turner as Big Tough Heidi

Lola Love as Lola Pop

Nelly Williams as Excavator

(Epsiode Begin!)

Wendy has a hard time about coping without being with her girl friends, but at least she now has her boy friends, with one girl who specializes in every class of school, which means she now tutors Wendy into solving her homework quite easily, who is really an Ad in human form, living in Today's Society!

Wendy is now happy with her new pals, in fact, too happy to be begging the girls for getting her back in, which now held a meeting.

(A/N: Again, I'm not sorry for being rusty with this code!)

"Sparkle! Sparkle!" said Bebe. "Nelly has the floor!"

"If it pleases and Sparkles, I propose that we get into the next list of who's taking over Wendys Spot!" Said Nelly.

"If we're talking about this, we are currently out of popular girls..." Said Bebe. "Wendy was the only one left."

"But now she talks to boys!" Shouted Lizzie. "GROSS!"

"Well..." Bebe starts thinking about it.

"Wait a minute!" Said Annie. "I have a bad feeling about this!"

"What's wrong?" asked Red.

"If Wendy starts being likes by all of boys, we're UNPOPULAR!" Shouted Annie.

The girls muttered to each other.

"Girls!" Bebe realized something. "If the boys are trying to do one thing they'll make her a Black Widow or Wonder Woman of their Superhero gig! That'll make us look bad! Any volunteers want to Trasform into a Superhero, meet me at my house!"

"I'M READY TO BEAT THOSE DORKS!" Shouted Nelly. "COUNT ME IN!"

"I'm ready to bring a friend back!" Shouted Red.

"Let's do this" Lola joined.

"Allow me..." Said a familiar voice. It was none other than Cartman's Ex Girlfriend, who traded her fat for muscle, Heidi Turner. "I want revenge from of them! And I'm going to bring it to them!"

"Oh no! Heidi, please!" Bebe begged her. "I'll just-"

"I said, I will!" Heidi rips apart a thick hard cover book and rips along with the cover in one move!

"Oh dear." Said Bebe.

...

Meanwhile back in Token's House, Stan was watching Wendy cring into her photobook of her and her friends.

Stan looked sorry for her and tried to comfort her.

Kenny and Kyle joined in.

"Are you okay, Wendy?" asked Stan.

"I miss my friends..." Wendy kept sobbing as Stan pets her gently.

"Well, if you want, we can be your new friends." said Kyle.

"(Yeah and we can call ourselves Callgirl and Friends!)" Kenny chuckled.

"HEY! NO GIRLS IN COON AND FRIENDS!" Shouted Cartman who was eating his KFC Bucket full of chicken.

"(QUIT TALKING WHILE YOU'RE EATING, FATSO!)" Shouted Kenny.

Wendy smiled a bit. "Thank you, guys."

Suddenly, there was a notification for everyone from Eva.

The note read, "A request for Coon and Friends to join the battle for keeps for some girl named Wendy!"

"Who can that be from?" Token typed on his computer to reply.

"The popular girls of South Park!" Eva answered back. "They're defeating every boy and tying them up to find the Coon and Friends!"

"Alright! Let's go!" Said Mysterion already dressed from Kenny.

"Wait!" said Wendy. "I'll go too!"

"Oi!" Shouted Wally. "I'll join in to assist you!"

"Can I come too!" asked Kuki.

"Negative, Rainbow Girl, Kangaroo Kid! Your mission is to train until you can defeat 5 of us!" Doctor Timothy ordered, making Wally and Kuki groan as they head back into training.

Cartman, Wendy, Stan and Kyle transformed into their Super Forms!

General Disarray arrived. "I don't like the feeling of this, so I'll arrive as well with my Amnesia Rays!"

"Okay!" Shouted Coon. "Heroes! Move out!"

...

It was City Hall, where all of the popular girls are making an arena out of snow to cave in the boys, or so they expected.

5 heroes arrived and posed in front of the girls! Disarray quickly jumped into the bushes preparing a sneak attack, but was caught in a rope net!

"GAH! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" Disarray tried moving but the girls had kept him captured.

"Trying to sneak attack us?!" Nelly tapped her shovels together. "You won't get away with this! Give us back our Wendy!"

"Wendy?!" Asked Callgirl. "I don't know who are you talking about!"

"That's-" The Coon was about to spill it but was elbowed by his teammates. "****!"

"Hello, Cartman!" Apeared a tall fourth grade girl with muscles and gymnastics gear, showing her body and muscles.

"H - Heidi?!" asked the Coon.

"Wait a minute..." said Bebe. "If Cartman's here, then so are Stan, Kyle and Kenny, but if Stan's here... WENDY! YOU'RE HERE!"

"I told you, Wendy is not here!" said Callgirl.

"Just give up, Wendy, they know it's us..." Said Human Kite.

"Wendy! Come back to us!" Ordered Nelly. "Join our side so we can defeat the boys!"

"My friends ARE the boys!" said Callgirl. "And they're so nice, they call us Callgirl and Friends!"

"WHO SAID YOU CAN RENAME MY TEAM?!" Shouted Coon.

"Who said you are IN my Team, Eric?!" Callgirl retaliated. This broke the Coon and made him turn around to mutter to himself.

"You know what?! Screw you guys! I'm going home!" Shouted Coon as he was about to leave but was grabbed and slammed into the snow by a girl dressed in Pink and Yellow, close to Callgirl but with short shorts. "Rrrrmmm..."

"Lola?!" Shouted Mysterion.

"Nice to finally meet you, Mysterion!" Lola used a Bounce Bomb to send everyone away but Mysterion. Mysterion can smell candy and mints coming from Lola in her superhero form.

"Oh ****... I'm going to die..." Mysterion sighed.

"Beat him up, Lola Pop!" Shouted Nelly.

"I guess I'll take you on!" Human Kite swuared off with Nelly.

"Get buried by the Excavator!" Shouted Nelly as she brought her shovels.

"You want to be next, Lover Boy?!" Red faced Toolshed. "You don't deserve Wendy! And I, Fire Red, shall be in charge of that!"

"This is not what Kevin wants if he sees this!" Said Toolshed.

"Don't you DARE bring him in!" Shouted Fire Red as she blazed with fire.

"And that leaves Big Tough Heidi to you, Cartman!" said Heidi as she lifts up Cartman, who's dizzy from the grab. "I can tell I'm going to enjoy this fight!"

(Battle Begin!)

"SCATTER!" Coon ordered as he tried running away but was grabbed and got slammed by Heidi.

...

Human Kite took flight and soared through the air, which means Excavator can't reach him.

"Come back here, you dirty chicken!" Excavator taunted.

"Eat this!" Human Kite zapped a laser to Excavator, and keeps shooting!

...

Toolshed tried being gentle to Fire Red as he was about to throw a Screwdriver Kunai, but the screwdriver melted!

"Uh oh!" Toolshed was surprised as Fire Red shot a fire ball to Toolshed! Toolshed was sent flying into an ice wall of the arena!

...

Mysterion and Lola Pop charged into each other and battled!

Mysterion Dread Rushed Lola Pop, imagining her as a Vamp Kid. "Heeyaw!"

"Ow!" Lola Pop fake sobbed in her fake tears trying to reduce Mysterion's power.

"I - I'm sorry..." Mysterion apologized, but was mule kicked by Lola Pop as she sprung back, laughing at him.

"Foolish boys!" Lola Pop giggled and started beating up Mysterion.

...

Back to Human Kite, he was about to finish off the last of Nelly's energy with a final blast, but Nelly had enough as she dug out a snowball and hit Human Kite's Sail, making him fall and crash into the roof of the hall, rolling down into the ground!

Nelly came up and steps on his chest!

"Any last words?!" Excavator smirked at him.

...

Each girl was winning and were beating the Coon and friends. Soon, more girls came by to take a turn beating up the Coon and Friends as the girls dragged Dougie away.

Suddenly, the girls were lifted into the air as the rest of the heroes appeared.

Doctor Timothy arrived using psychokinesis!

"Need a hand?!" Wonder Tweek arrived with Fastpass, Tupperware, Mosquito and Rainbow Girl.

"I'll hold off the other girls!" Glitchgirl levitated as her eyes glowed blue as she begins to defeat each girl by shocking them with her ad powers! Kangaroo Kid, Super Craig, and Captain Diabetes help aid Glitchgirl by recovering her energy with items!

Professor Chaos then defeats the girls who dragged Dougie away.

"You came for me!" Dougie jumped for joy out of the net. "Hurry! We don't have time to waste!"

Then Mintberry Crunch helped heal the fallen boys with Fresh Mint!

"I can tell this is not about me!" Callgirl frowned. "This is about the boys having me! And honestly, I don't care! This is for harming everyone of my friends!"

Callgirl played on her phone while Doctor Timothy gently put down the girl heroes! The girl heroes got a call... They answered, holding their phones to their ears.

"PHONE DESTROYER!" The virus exploded the phones, knocking them out!

The boys cheered as the heroes freed the prisoners from their snares!

"Wendy, I..." Bebe looked sorry.

"It's not your fault." Said Callgirl. "Just don't force me to lose my friends."

"This is why we are branded Callgirl and Friends!" Cartman bragged, which made Callgirl giggle and smile. "You think you can take away what you threw away! It's like trying to find a gold coin when the garbage truck picked up the trash when you threw it away!... HAHAH! I BEAT YOU TO IT MYSTERION!... Mysterion?"

Nelly choked Mysterion as his face turned purple. "What?"

"Oh my god, she killed Kenny!" Shouted Toolshed.

"You Bastard!" Human Kite frowned and pointed at Nelly.

"GUYS! I'M OVER HERE!" Shouted Mysterion as he was riding on a Zamboni, clearing the evidence of a gender fight.

Disarray and Professor Chaos arrived to the site.

"Alright! Here it comes! Amnesia Ray!" Disarray's fists glowed and zapped the girls and boys as they teleport home.

"You didn't have to do that, General Disarray..." Callgirl looked a bit sorry for the minds erased.

"All they will remember is how precious you are for them." General Disarray explained his process. "They'll remember how much it hurts using you, which equals the Forces of TNT in their phone explosion."

"NERD!" shouted the Coon.

After the clean up, everyone got back to their normal business for the rest of their day.

...

The next morning, Stan and Wendy were crossing the hallways together, holding hands.

Suddenly, the girls appeared in front of them.

"Wendy, we're sorry if we called you unpopular..." Said Bebe. "Me and the girl want to make it up to you, so can you please lead us?"

"Not right now." Said Wendy. "I'm having a date."

The girls squealed in joy as the couple left.

"Well, that was probably the bravest thing you ever did, Wendy." Said Stan as he grinned.

"Don't worry, Stan." said Wendy as she kissed Stan. "As long as they missed me, I'm happy."

The couple then makes it to the playground where they begin to play.

(The End)

(Season 2 Outro: Callgirl and Toolshed by South Park Cheer and Johnny)

(Cheer): C A LL GIRL! Beat the Bad Guys and save the world!

T O OL SHED! Make the Bad Guys cry home to bed!

(Johnny/Rap):

Going down to South Park gonna have myself a time,

you gonna talk trash to me, you speechless clown, looking like one of them scared mimes,

When I come to South Park, gonna best believe to leave these woes behind,

but when I vent, I take my two arms and your neck and leave them in a bind! Yuh!

(Cheer): C A LL GIRL! Beat the Bad Guys and save the world!

T O OL SHED! Make the Bad Guys cry home to bed!

Going down to South Park gonna have myself a time!

(Johnny): And if you messing with me or my people, come meet these friends of mine! *A Hero punch the screen*