Starz- Awwww... you all came back!

Ryou- Why??? *sobs*

Bakura- Come now hikari, it's not that bad....

Ryou- QUIET YOU!!!

Starz- Geeze ...destroy someone's home once and they get a bit pissed....

Bakura- Really! So what is up for today's round of destruction?

Starz- Sorry Ryou, but today is the computer.

Ryou- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Starz- More specifically Bakura is gonna learn to IM! FUN STUFF!

Ryou- ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bakura- Take a breath hikari....

""- talking

//-Hikari to Yami

/-Yami to Hikari

~time

*actions*

^scene change^

@flash back@

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A Day In the Life Of Bakura

Chapter 6- *click click click*

Bakura stared at the unblinking face of his hikari's face, that was eerily lite by a glowing square.

"Ryou?" Bakura said trying to communicate. "Ryou?..... My Ra... It's sucked his brain out... Wait! If he dies I DIE!!!" He realized before he sprinted across the room and dived on him.

"WHAT IN THE HELL!! Bakura!!! What are you doing!?!?!" Ryou yelled.

"It was sucking your brain out!! I saw it! I SAVED you!!!" Bakura explained.

"It was NOT sucking my brain out." Ryou said pushing him off and picking his chair up. "I was chatting with some people online."

"..." Bakura stood there just giving Ryou a blank look. "In plain English please?"

Ryou thought about how to say it for a second before deciding. "I was typing out what I wanted to say at Yugi over the computer while he did the same at his house."

"Ok..... What's typing?" Bakura asked generally confused.

"Here look." Ryou said holding up the keyboard. "See each key has a letter on it. When you hit it, it shows up on the screen. See." He said as he demonstrated.

"Wow.... I wanna try." Bakura said looking like a kid who's Christmas came early.

"Ok. But I'm gonna sit right here...." Ryou said as he pulled up a chair.

Bakura grinned happily as he jabbed at the keyboard and watched the symbols appear in the box that Ryou said was Yugi's.

xTombRobberx- helo stupd faroh.

DarkMagician1- Ryou? You ok?

xTombRobberx- dnt tmpt me faroh

DarkMagician1- Ummmmmm.... r...ight this isn't Ryou is it?

xTombRobberx- gud job stupd

DarkMagician1- Then who is it?

xTombRobberx- bakura

DarkMagician1- hnewaoinhiwhngtowihntgewioaph

Bakura squinted at the screen. "What dose that say hikari?" Ryou leaned over and glanced at the screen.

"It doesn't say anything. I looks like someone dropped the keyboard...." All of the sudden the window blinked. "He's back."

DarkMagician1- you asshole bakura!!!

"Are you sure that's Yugi?" Bakura asked with a smirk across his lips.

"I'd most likely say Yami noticed who he was talking too. See the typing's different."

"Whatever..." Bakura said before typing a response.

xTombRobberx- thre is the faro himself

DarkMagician1- what do you want with my hikari?

xTombRobberx- wht? Cnt I talc to hm?

DarkMagician1- NO ITS NOT! your up to something....

xTombRobberx- I swr I wsnt....

DarkMagician1- LYING TOMB ROBBER!!!

xTombRobberx- BASTARD PHARAOH!!!

Ryou who had zoned out for a few moments looked over at Bakura as he became more and more pissed. He began using his index finger to jab at the keyboard with increasing violence. He looked up at the dialog bog at the ever lengthing list of insults.

ASSHOLE!

JACKASS!

LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT TALK TO DEFORMED PEOPLE!

The list went on and on.... Ryou was starting to fear his yami. He was glaring at the screen with that 'look' he get's so times. Ryou had never been able to describe it and probably never would but it didn't make it any less menacing.

"Bakura... maybe you should....ummm....go do something and let me talk to Yugi again..." he said timidly. And Bakura did what he did best. He ignored him.

He was working himself into a fury over a IM conversation. All the sudden something Yami said made Bakura fly into a rage and he brought his hand crashing down through the keyboard and the front to the desk it was resting on. Ryou gaped as Bakura continued to type on the broken board cussing under his breath that it didn't work. Ryou decoded to wasn't to safe in there so he slowly got up and walked out of the room. He settled unto the couch and sat there watching T.V.... until the unsettling sound of something exploding caused him to go into mourning...again. While Bakura continued to type on the broken keyboard.



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Starz- Well? You likes?

Ryou- Not the computer.... *sob*

Bakura- *pounding on a broken keyboard*

Starz- *sigh* R&R PLEEZE!!!