Heidi was just lying on the bed and rolling around so she could find a comfortable position to nap in, absolutely miserable and completely uncomfortable. Her nine month pregnant belly made almost every move exhausting and painful.
"How much longer until I give birth? This is agony!" Heidi complained to herself.
The poor INTERPOL cop had to go on maternity leave when her boss found out that she was pregnant. Heidi missed busting criminals from head to toe, going undercover and out of all the things she missed, she missed chasing down her favourite criminal/thief, Elita.
"Ugh... Cartman..." Heidi groaned.
She was mad at Cartman for getting her pregnant and threatened to break up with him but she had second thoughts on breaking up with him. In addition, Cartman promised Heidi that they'd just have one kid and no more. When she decided not to break up with him, she planned on getting an abortion but every time she tried to get an abortion, she had second thoughts and decided not to do so.
"What is it babe?" Cartman asked as he entered the bedroom.
"Can you please get me a glass of water? I'm too tired to get it myself." Heidi requested.
"Sure thing babe." Cartman chimed.
When her boyfriend left the room, Heidi continued lying in a comfortable position until she left a pain in her stomach.
"Ow, hey, stop!" Heidi snapped when she felt what seemed to be the baby kick.
"Can you see mommy's trying to get some rest?" she asked.
As Heidi rubbed her stomach, the pains got even more severe. This was when she realized that the baby wasn't kicking.
"C-C-Cartman, you have to t-t-take me to the hospital!" Heidi screamed when a contraction hit her.
Cartman panicked upon hearing this, he picked up his girlfriend and drove her to the hospital where she could deliver their child. Upon arrival, Cartman placed Heidi in a wheelchair and took her into the hospital where the nurses wheeled her into the delivery room.
Heidi laid in the hospital bed, desperately trying to push her kid out while she held onto her boyfriend's hand.
A couple of hours had passed and Heidi still hadn't finished giving birth.
"Okay Mrs. Cartman, just another push or two." the doctor informed.
"Watch it! It's not Mrs. Cartman, it's Ms. Turner!" Heidi furiously snapped.
"Sorry Ms. Turner, just another push or two and your baby will be out." the doctor apologized.
"Come on Heidi, you can do this!" Cartman reassured.
Heidi squeezed his hand as tight as she could when she gave out a very big push.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Heidi screamed as sweat rolled down her face. "It feels like every bone in my body is being broken or something!"
Shortly after she gave that push, the sound of a crying baby filled the room.
"Congratulations Mr. Cartman and Ms. Turner, it's a boy. Just give me a minute to examine him." the doctor informed.
"Finally." Heidi sighed as she fell back into the hospital bed.
Just then, the doctor came back and handed a blue bundle over to Heidi.
"Wait, doctor." Heidi said.
"Yes, Ms. Turner?" the doctor replied.
"When can I be discharged from the hospital and return to work?" Heidi asked.
"About two days." the doctor replied.
"Just two days before I can wrangle that no good Cream-tip." Heidi thought.
"Babe?" Cartman asked. "Are you okay?"
"Yes, I'm fine. Just thinking about our son." Heidi lied.
The two then looked at their newborn son.
"Aww, he looks like a mixture between both of us." Cartman beamed.
He was right since their newborn son had light brown hair like both of his parents and he had brown eyes like his father.
"What should we name him?" Heidi asked.
"Can we please name him Cooper?" Cartman begged. "I've always wanted to name our kid Cooper ever since I found out we were having a boy."
"Cooper? I guess that'll work since I don't know what to name him." Heidi reluctantly agreed.
A few days later, Elita was sneaking through the streets of New York City after she had just robbed another criminal. As she snuck through the streets, a familiar brown haired cop spotted her. She pointed her electric pistol at the thief, poised to fire it at her.
"Freeze red fox!" the cop commanded.
"Ah, Inspector Turner. Long time no see!" Elita greeted. "So, how's your new baby?"
Heidi lowered electric pistol and came closer towards Elita.
"He's so stinking cute but it was a living nightmare to carry him around for nine months." she replied.
With no warning, Elita reached out and gave Heidi a big hug.
"Thanks for returning, I missed you so much!" Elita muttered. "Stealing just isn't the same without you."
"I'm glad to see you again, you're my favourite criminal- I mean, thief." Heidi replied.
When they finished their hug, Heidi pointed her electric pistol at Elita.
"Now, you're under arrest." she said, pulling out some handcuffs.
"Look over there, an internationally wanted criminal is behind you!" Elita lied, pointing towards the right.
"Huh?" Heidi gasped, turning her head to where her frenemy was pointing towards.
It was a trick, Elita had fled when Heidi turned her head.
"Grrrrr." the cop growled.
She tried to chase after her but when she yanked her arm, Heidi realized that Elita had handcuffed her over to a pole.
"Ha, you fell for it!" Elita taunted from a distance.
"I'll fine you, McCloud." Heidi warned in a sassy tone.
Elita didn't regret leaving her favourite cop handcuffed to a pole since she figured out that Heidi could free herself without a hitch.
A/N: I'm fully aware that travelling the world right now isn't a good idea because of the COVID-19/Coronavirus pandemic but I guess I can't really help to not write this.
Anyways, this chapter will conclude this story. I'm thinking about writing another story that revolves around the rest of the fourth grade class. Unlike this story, that story will be a bunch of one-shots on how they moved into South Park and a snippet of their shenanigans (and maybe a brief peek of their respective backstories) but then again, maybe not.