"Alright, Mei," Izuku walked beside his, uhh, was she technically his familiar? That didn't really feel right, maybe she was just, uhh, fuck it she was just Mei. Mei, the busty, weird, half succubus that didn't have any concept of personal space. "Since you're going to be traveling with me for uhh, whatever reason you have."

"Oh! I wanna find out who made Sho and Ko and then ask them how they did it so I can make some really awesome babies! Just think about all the powerful new items I could make with that kind of knowledge." Mei managed to squirm and partially grope herself while walking along the trail. A feat possible because of her large wings.

Right. He should have known. "Okay, well, I'm fine with that, but in future battles I would appreciate it if you could help me. Uhh, what is it that you can do?"

"Hmm," Mei tapped on one of her exposed horns and twirled about as they walked towards the nearest town, both Sho and Ko were currently inside their swords. Maybe they needed to rest or something? Couldn't Mei do the same thing since they were bound? Though, he doubted Mei came with an instruction manual. "Well, I'm not that strong in a fight, but I am immune to fire. I think. I'm mostly a crafter and, oh!"

Mei snapped her finger a long gnarled black staff grew out of thin air and hovered in front of Mei for a few steps before she took it in hand. The staff held its place and Mei jumped up, wrapping one leg around it and spun about, her agile form nearly touching the traveled path beneath their feet. She spun around it and stomped onto the ground, grabbing the staff and spinning it casually around herself.

Was she trying to seduce him?

"Enhancement" Mei a pink flame erupted from Mei's eyes and she pointed her staff at him.

The hundred or so pounds of catterbear meat Izuku was hauling around instantly felt a little lighter, and his hand hurt a little less as well, not to mention he felt like he could run and jump all day. Actually, he felt like he could chase down a harelk and then beat it to death with his raging hard-on. Wait. Hard-on?

"Mei?"

"Yes?"

"Why did your spell give me an erection?" He wasn't even horny. He glanced at Mei's chest as it seemed to bounce for no reason. Okay, he wasn't that horny.

"Well, I am half succubus, so-" She wiggled her hips, her hands behind her as she walked, keeping her chest out.

"Ahh, right. Can you do other stuff like that?" Izuku asked and then held up a hand. "You don't have to demonstrate them."

"Awww, but that's half the fun." Mei gave what could only be described as the sexiest, cutest pout to ever exist. Dammit. Why did he have to get paired with a succubus that was largely oblivious to her own massive sex appeal. Really, she was such a pervert for weapons he was surprised she hadn't tried to grope Sho and Ko.

A flurry of snow appeared beside him and Sho appeared mid stride and joined them seamlessly. "Master, I would prefer it if you did not give that woman any unusual ideas. Her head appears to already be full of them."

"Can I touch you?" Mei leaned forward and looked across Izuku towards Sho, a devious smile on her face that only old town drunk's could muster. "I just want to rub my face all over your body and find out all I can about what makes you, you."

"Please don't." Sho looked only mildly uncomfortable.

"Wait," Izuku looked at the white haired manifestation of the sword he found in the woods like three days ago. "Can you read my mind?"

"Not really, but you can send me your thoughts when I'm not in this physical body." Sho gave him a small smile. "We probably should have mentioned that sooner but it felt less important. You may wish to learn how exactly it works."

"Oh! You can practice with our mental link!" Mei bounced and spun up in front of him, floating backwards as they continued to the town. "We should have one since we made a pact. Or maybe not, I wasn't really paying attention when they told me what a succubus can do. I might not even have one because I'm only half. Ooh, what if I can only get half your thoughts? Like all the dirty ones! Quick, think about something dirty."

When Mei talked like that her breasts really did bounce a lot.

"Ooh! I think I'm getting something!" Mei placed a hand on her head and bounced on her feet, her long black whip like tail flickered slightly. "Oh! You're thinking about a new weapon aren't you? One made out of some unknown metal and-"

"Boobs." Sho said firmly, folding her arms under her own chest and straightening her back. Was she trying to compete with Mei? "He was thinking about boobs."

"What?" Izuku asked trying not to glance at either girls now. "What makes you say that."

A flame grew beside him and a pouting Ko appeared right in front of him and poked him in the cheek. "You." another poke. "Were." And another one. "Staring."

"Indeed." Sho confirmed.

"Staring? At what?" Mei asked. "Me?"

Izuku wasn't sure if the glares that Sho and Ko gave Mei would either freeze her or burn her. Wait, she was immune to fire, so the advantage was Sho's.

But more importantly he needed to distract all three girls from the fact that he totally ranked their breasts based on size. Which was just about the only category Mei won in. Well, that and widest hips. But she was also at the top of the 'don't stick your dick in crazy list.'

"Oh, hey, we're about to head into town, so uhh, we need to find a healer for my hand, and find a place to sell this meat."

If Mei had an innuendo for that she didn't speak up.

Sho however did. "Oh, you're talking about the caterbear meat. And here I was worried about your profession."

XXXX

One small thing Izuku forgot to realize was that since he had a demonic pact, he couldn't go to a church for healing. Hell, most of the devout and religious classes would just avoid him now because of it. Even if he wasn't an official warlock, Mei had still apparently tainted him as such. Could be worse, he could have ended up bound to a ghost and end up as a Necromancer, those guys were just slightly worse off.

Which was why after over an hour of searching someone finally told Ko that there was a healer at the tavern. And any healer at a tavern would more than likely be fine with healing someone bound to a demon.

Izuku had those hopes dashed when he walked into the tavern and saw numerous broken tables, groaning men, and at least a dozen teeth that were now homeless. And there was even a purple haired gnome hanging from the ceiling fan. It almost looked like they had all just gotten their asses kicked not five minutes ago.

And Izuku felt like he knew the culprit the moment he saw her. A tough looking woman wearing priest robes with long orange hair was currently taking a long drink from a mug, her knuckles were bloodied but she largely looked fine, around her neck sat the pendant of a goddess of life.

"Are you a healer?"

The woman stopped drinking and glared at him, her green eyes turning into hardened points that just screamed 'fuck off'. She slammed her mug down and tongued at her gums before shrugging and leaning back. "Sure, why not? I'm a healer, the fuck you want?"

"I was hoping you could heal my hand?" Izuku presented his hand still wrapped in cloth. "I can-"

"Go to the church." The girl waved her hand and rolled her eyes.

"I can't." Izuku pointed towards Mei. "She's a half succubus and bound to me so they won't heal me."

The woman's face softened as she looked Mei up and down. "What's the other half?"

"Forge spirit!" Mei bounced up and slammed her hands onto the table. "What kind of weapons do you have? Any magical ones? Ooh, or any made out of a rare material?"

"The only weapons I have are these." The healer held up her two fists and winked at Mei. "Mostly because I can't actually use any weapons because of my stupid class and no matter how much beer I drink my stupid godess won't forsake me even though I would absolutely love to beat the shit out of people."

Izuku looked around, "It looks like you can already do that without a weapon."

"Heh, you got that right," The woman gestured towards the seat at her table. "Alright then, I'll heal your hand, but, I'm not doing it for free. The name's Itsuka by the way."

"I'm Izuku." He sat down next to her and started to undo the make-shift bandages. "And what did you have in mind?"

"We're going to go on a quest. During this quest, if you're an idiot I'm not going to heal you. Also, during battle, I'm not going to heal you, and during battle I'm-"

"Going to be beating the shit out of everything with your bare hands?"

Itsuka smiled complacently at him like he was a child that just said something clever for the first time. "That's right, you're going to be my back-up, now do you have any other members besides your sex toy?"

"Sex?" Mei sounded almost curious what that was. "Why would I do that?"

Itsuka, for the first time in the five minutes he met her, looked stunned. "Huh?"

"Oh, well there's also -" Izuku was about to begin but a flurry of snow and a burst of flame stopped him. Sho placed a gold hand on his shoulder while Ko crossed her arms and glared at Itsuka. "Uhh, these are my sword and uhh, axe? Sho is the one with white hair and the redhead is Ko."

"Alright, so." Itsuka shook away her stunned expression and then sighed. "Alright, so you don't actually have a party of adventurers, instead it's just you, one of the cutest and most naive succubi I've seen, and to top it all off you your weapons turn into incredibly beautiful women?"

"Uhh, yeah."

"How the fuck are you so lucky?"

He really wouldn't call it luck.