Doctor Robotnik was spending his 87th day on the Mushroom Planet and despite the lack of resources; he was nowhere near close to giving up. A lesser man would but he wasn't a lesser man; he had a blue alien hedgehog to get vengeance upon once he returned to Earth. Revenge upon him, the police officer who dared punch him, his wife and those in that stupid Montana town that dared stand against him in defiance.

Robotnik never understood other humans and hated how unpredictable they could be; unlike his perfect machines which would carry out their programming without question. Humans as a species were something he could not completely understand and he had utter contempt for anything he could never completely understand.

He didn't deserve to be lasting away on this fungus ridden planet; after all he had been through. He was an orphan and only knew his first name was Julian and he didn't even have a surname to him. He mastered his intelligence and rebuilt his life; getting payback on anyone who dared mess with him. He grew up, had his name legally changed to Ivo Robotnik, earned several PHDs, built up his lab and took a contract with the US Government. He went through too much to be losing it all now.

While planning for his vengeance and look for a way back; he never thought what he would do if he couldn't find anything beyond all the mushrooms that this planet consisted off. He was not losing his mind on this planet because his mind existed on a level beyond any normal human mind so he just continued on his trek across the planet. With no other company but himself, his thoughts and of course Agent Stone. Plus he had the hedgehog's quill to use once he found something to use it on.

He had gotten to the latest planet but was blindsided by the golden portal opening up; just like the one that the blasted Hedgehog used to send him there in the first place...


The offices of the feared dangerous crime lord Lil Devil; the man who practically ruled the city with his drug crime ring while masquerading as a law abiding Senator. With his resources and crooked police officers on his payroll; he was seemingly untouchable.

However kicking down the entrance of his building were two freakish looking aliens who meant business. One was Toejam a red alien with gold chains, carrying a boombox and his eyes were connected to large appendages on his head and the other was Earl a large yellow man in blue swim trunks and sunglasses.

Soon the place was swarming with Lil Devil's men and the intercom had Lil Devil's voice shout "so the two aliens freak think they can stroll into my city and mess up my operations. I own this city and I plan to own this country with my plans to run for President. I will make sure that you two regret ever leaving your stupid planet!"

Toejam then placed the boombox on the floor and turned it on with it playing Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise, "Come on Earl, let's make Lil Devil and his men cry like an anime fan on prom night!" Toejam said as they then launched into fighting with the men.


"Okay seriously, why do people hate this? This is awesome!" Sonic screamed as he and Tom Wachowski were playing Toejam and Earl for the Xbox 360 or Toejam and Earl 06 was it was called to separate itself from the older Sega game series. It was infamous for being an infamous commercial and critical flop and one of the worst video games ever. Sonic was playing as ToeJam and Tom as Earl. Tom wanted to show video games to Sonic and it led to this; Sonic had found Tom's copy of the game being used as a book stand.

"Are you kidding Sonic; just about everyone hated the other edgy and mature aspects of this game." Tom laughed as he then turned to his wife Maddie on her phone while they beat up the bad guys in the game. "Maddie, back me up... Look up what the critics say." He asked while noticing he was struggling against an annoying large enemy.

"Gaming Media Weekly said '0 stars out of 5 is still too high a score in my book but that's as low as we can go here!' VG Lowdown named it the worst game of the year and said 'I don't feel comfortable calling this one of the worst Game reboots ever or the worse game of the year because that is giving this disgrace of a classic Series more attention than it deserves!' Digital Entertainment said 'I had been dreading having to play and review this ever since the trailer and it definitely lived up to expectations and that is the kindest thing that can be said about this game!'" Maddie said reading from her phone and Sonic just shook his head as he just continued playing.

It was about more than 2 months after the whole experience with Robotnik and him being sent to the Mushroom Planet; the Wachowskis were amazed that those who in Green Hills agreed to keep quiet about what happened to the media or to anyone who was not there. It showed how much respect they had for Tom and it made his decision to stay even better.

Even Crazy Carl was keeping quiet about it; just satisfied being acknowledged that he was right but he did tell them that he would be keeping an eye on 'the Blue Devil'. Even though Tom and Maddie denied that they saw Sonic after that night; it was pretty much an open secret to everyone involved that Sonic was staying with them.

The US Military and Government exonerated Tom and they used Robotnik's assistant Agent Stone as a fall guy; they made a public statement to the media saying that Tom had discovered the overpowered EMP device that Stone was using for his act of domestic terrorism and so Stone had forged evidence framing Tom for this. Just as the Military man had implied; it seemed that according to the Military and Government the man called Robotnik had never existed.

So it was nice being vindicated and not being fugitives; plus the gift card for Olive Garden was nice as well.

There were still Maddie's sister Rachel but she was keeping quiet about it; they suspected that she had a visit from the government agents who convinced her to be silenced. They still believed that they would be careful around her and wouldn't dare to dismiss the idea she would want to get evidence of Sonic to tell the media.

"You guy are so cute; a father and son bonding." Maddie smiled and suddenly Sonic dropped his controller and froze which got them concerned; Tom prodded him and soon they saw him running at full speed, the stereo was now playing We Are Family by Keke Palmer and suddenly Sonic had pulled them into a big hug.

"I have a Donut Lord Dad and a Pretzel Lady Mum! I haven't had a family since I lost Longclaw and it had taken me this long to realise I have new human parents!" Sonic cried and the Wachowskis then smiled as they returned the hug. The family shared in the moment even as Toejam and Earl were killed by the bad guys in the video game.