A/N Hello again. With my College and work schedule it's going to be very difficult for me to get some free time, but I will be updating my "Life with Lincoln" Story sometime in the future, But in the meantime I've decided to start a new story. "Ronnie Anne: Woman Scorned" The title says it all. Like with the "Life with Lincoln" story this too takes place in the future. Except everyone is now grown up and have families of their own. Ronnie Anne after moving to Great Lakes City and starting her new life there simply thought that her relationship with Lincoln was just a silly childhood crush. After growing up and see Lincoln get married and start his own family and seeing she is still single after thirty three years she places it in her own word Lincoln is the right man for her and devises a scheme to get him back, Of course at this time most of Lincoln's sisters are all in relationships of their own.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything from The Loud House or The Casagrande's. All Character's and Content are owned by Nickelodeon.
Lina Loud is owned by Javi Suzumiya.
Chapter 1. The way things are.
Thanksgiving, a time for Food, Family, and Fellowship. A time of year were family's members who grew up and moved out return together to catch up on life, events and share memories of the Past. For some this is a cheerful and happy occasion. For others it only brings back memories of only pain and suffering.
In Great Lakes City Michigan down town at a store front called "Casagrande's" a thirty three year old Latino woman named Ronnie Anne Santiago was standing outside. At first she was excited about returning home to visit her familia. Her Mother Maria, Her Uncle Carlos Casagrande, Her Aunt Frida, Her cousins, Carlota, Carlos Jr. Carl, and Carleitos. Her brother Bobby Santiago, Bobby's wife Lori and their children Bobby Jr. and Rita Maria Santiago.
It was after thinking about her brother's family that she stopped and stood still in her tracks. She's thirty three years old and is still single. How can this have happened, how could she have not seen all these years. Just standing outside the door of her family's business Ronnie Anne froze like a statue. In a few short moment she darted away from the store running as fast as she can. By this time Carlos Casagrande Sr. Ronnie Anne's Uncle opened the door there was no sign of her anywhere.
"Hello, anyone there?" he asked
"Carlos, get inside. The familia will be arriving soon!" Frida his wife said.
"Alright deer. I just thought I heard something outside." Carlos said
"Heard what?" Frida asked
"Nothing, must have been some random kids running down the street." Carlos said as he went back inside closing the door of the shop.
"Hey mom, and dad I just got a call from Bobby and Lori they should be hear within the hour." Carlota, Carlos and Frida's eldest daughter said.
While the rest of the Casagrande family was getting ready for the big gathering. On the road to Great Lakes City. A Forty year old couple with their seventeen year old son and their eleven year old daughter was heading to the Casagrande's store front. Ronnie Anne's brother Bobby and his wife Lori, with their son Bobby Santiago Jr. and daughter Rita Maria Santiago. Lori was both a World Champion Competitive Golfer, and the C.E.O. of a huge big business corporation. Bobby was mostly a stay at home dad but he did work some odd jobs as a way to get out of the house.
"You know it's been a while since I've last shown you my side of the familias." Bobby said.
"Last year's fourth of July gathering Booboo bear." Lori replied to her husband.
"Will Aunt Ronni Anne be there?" Rita Maria Bobby and Lori's daughter asked.
"She should be. She was at last year's fourth of July after all." Bobby answered her daughter.
"I wonder how's she is doing?" Lori asked
"Well I know my sis, if anything she should be over the brake up by now." Bobby said.
"It's been decades. I'll be surprised if she didn't move on and found another man by now." Lori answer.
As the Santiago family of four was going over event of last year and thinking about family members on both sides. On the road in a snazzy red corvette convertible a newly wedded couple who just got married earlier on in the year was driving to the same functions. It was Carl Casagrande with his newly wedded wife Lola, a beauty pageant contender who came in first place at Miss Michigan pageants, and Miss U.S.A. pageants, and was second runner up for Miss America. As the couple were coming close to Carl's childhood home a lot was running through their minds.
"So, Carl do you think you Cousin Ronnie Anne will be there?" Lola asked
"She should be, she was with us at last year's Fourth of July gathering." Carl said
"I wonder how she is doing after the break up." Lola asked
"It was decades ago, she should be well over it by now." Carl said
As the two vehicles were driving to the same location at Casagrande's Shop. Back at the shop the Casagrande's Carlos, Frida, Carlota, and Carlos Jr. were all almost ready for huge family gathering. Then a thought came to Carlos's mind.
"Do you think Ronni Anne would be here?" He asked
"She should, she came to our Fourth of July gathering last year." Frida said
"You don't think she is still sore about the breakup?" Carlos asked.
"What Breakup?" Carlota asked
"Well I don't know very much about it. All I do know was that it happened back when she was only eleven years old. Before moving here she said she had a crush on a young boy her age. That's all I know." Carlos said.
"Sounded like it was just a silly childhood crush. I mean you'd have to be burrito loco in order not to get over that. She's thirty three now, not eleven." Carlota told her father.
At that moment one couple and one family walked through the door of the Casagrande's. They were welcomed warmly by the entire family. As everyone got together everyone greeted each other.
"Fancy running into you here?" Lola said to Lori. In addition to being married to two cousins. Bobby and Carl, Lori and Lola were sisters. Lori was about eleven years older than Lola.
"So do you think Ronnie Anna will be here?" Carl asked.
"She should she was with up at last year's fourth of July gathering." Frida said.
"Sis is still not sore about the break up is she?" Bobby asked
"One things for sure, if she is still sore over a breakup that happened decades ago I would personally let him know about it at our other family gathering." Lori said.
The Evelin year old boy at the time whom Ronnie Anne broke up with was ironically the brother of Lori and Lola. Even though everyone in the Casagrande/ Santiago family thought it was only a cute childhood crush at the time. They still brought up the subject of Ronnie Anne's brake up behind her back. As they wondered and waited for her.
Ronnie Anne fled to a park where she was crying hysterically. The truth was even though she was only eleven years old at the time. Even though she too thought to herself that it was nothing but a silly childhood crush. The truth was she never got over it. She still though about the young White haired boy whom she love to prank and hang out with from her childhood. She began to think to herself. 'How could all of this have happen. How could she have let this slip away from her?' She cried on the bench in the park wondering and sobbing.
Meanwhile about a three hour drive from Great Lakes City, In the town of Royal Woos. A thirty three year old white haired man was driving with his family to 1216 Franklin Ave. his childhood home. He was wearing an orange turtle neck sweater, brown corduroys, and loafers. Next to him sat his thirty seven year old wife who had short blond hair with green highlight in front. She wore a white turtle neck sweater, blue jeans, and hiking boots. In the back sat their eleven year old daughter who wore an orange t-shirt, a denim jacket, denim skirt, had long white hair with a single green stripe going down the front and wore a black beaning on her head.
The man was Ronnie Anne's so called silly childhood crush Lincoln Loud, with his wife Sam, and their daughter Lina. There was also a Thanksgiving gathering going on at the Loud House. As Lincoln his wife and kid parked their car in the driveway and got out to join the family at the gathering. Standing right in front of the door were two women with stern angry looks on their faces, one was forty with had long blond hair, wearing a white dress shirt, a purple sweater vest, and a lavender skirt with lavender socks. The other woman was the same age as Sam, thirty seven with short brown hair, wearing a pink dress shirt, a purple sweater vest, a Lavender skirt with lavender socks. Both women had serious stern expressions on their faces. Lincoln and Sam already knew who the women were, but Lina was scared. The woman with short brown hair walked up to Sam, the expressions on the two women's faces changed from stern and serious to kind and friendly. The two then threw their arms around each other hugging and laughing.
The Woman with short brown hair was Luna Loud. One of Lincoln's sister. The woman with long blond hair was Carol Pingrey Loud Luna's wife. Even though she was married to Lincoln for twelve year now Sam was bisexual and she was more than Lincoln's wife. She was also Luna's ex-girlfriend.
"Great to see you again." Sam said with a smile.
"Great to have you back." Luna said
"So, I guess we're safe to come in?" Lincoln asked
"Come here bro." Luna said as she reached up to give her brother a kiss and a hug. Despite being four years older than him. By this time Lincoln toward a good five inches over his big sister.
As Lincoln Sam and their daughter Lina were just about to enter the house Luna wounded the two. "Just a little warning to you guys. Aunt Lu-aggie are in their now."
"Aunt Lu-aggie?" Lina asked.
"Luan and Maggie, Your other aunts. You'll know whom we're talking about as soon as you see her." Lincoln explained to his daughter.
As the five entered Luan was making jokes about making awkward moments in a women's public restroom. "So then they asked me in rage. "Why The Hell Are You Going Number Two In The Sink?" I told them, "Because All the Toilets Are Clogged up with Tampons!" I've literally purchased five months' worth of tampons just to clog up every toilet in the women's public restroom." The comedian joked as her wife covers her eye's in embarrassment.
Luan had light brown hair which was down to her shoulders, warring a fancy buttoned white dress shirt with yellow slacks, and a huge comical fake daisy on her shirt. Her wife Maggie was in her usual dark colors of purple, grey, or black. Even though Luan was more into embarrassing her with stories involving toilet humor she was the only woman who ever made Maggie laugh. As soon as Lincoln his wife his daughter, his sister, and his sister in law made their made their presence known Luan turned her attention to them.
"Hey, you must be my niece, niece to meet you." Luan greeted Lincoln's daughter.
"Are you always this….." Lina thought of a word not to offend her "Funny?" even though she really wanted to use the word 'annoying'.
"Not all the times. Sometimes she's excruciating." Maggie said
"And sometimes she's borderline psychotic." Lincoln said with an uneasy smile.
"Of course your father was known to overact at times." Luan said with a smile.
"I still have nightmares about April Fool's Day." Lincoln explained as he began to sweet.
Just then Luan noticed Luna and Sam talking together.
"Nice to see two ex's getting along. If Benny was here I'd open my own Strip Club. "Ha, Ha, Ha," get it." Luan joked about Luna and Sam's history together.
Luna and Sam's facial expressions didn't change much. Even though the joke like most of her other jokes some time used around the family was in bad taste.
"Speaking of ex's how's your ex Benny doing these days?" Luna asked
"Last I've heard that he and his wife Haiku are both in London doing Shakespeare. Last year they were Romeo and Juliet in 'Romeo and Juliet.' Now their Hamlet and Ophelia in 'Hamlet'. I once auditioned for the stage performance back at middle school just to get close to Benny one time." Luan explained reminiscing on her childhood.
At that point a tall dark figure with a pale sunken face, black hair and was wearing a black three piece tie suite appeared out of nowhere. "Charming" he said in a low monotone voice with a British accent.
"AAAAAGGGG!" Lincoln, his daughter and the five women all screamed in unison.
"Who Are You?" Lincoln asked.
"My name is Nigel Pots son of the famous actor Reginal Pots. He played Edwin in the reboot of the "Vampires of Melancholia!" series." He explained.
At that moment Lynn Loud Sr., Lincoln, Luna's, and Luan's father walked into the living room were all seven people were talking. He was now up in age his hair was now grey and even had a few liver spots on his forehead.
"Hey dad." Lincoln called out.
"Hey son." His father called out.
"Grandpa!" Lina cheered with excitement
"How my Granddaughter doing?" Lynn asked as he knelt down to give Lina a hug.
"Heartwarming" Nigel said in a low monotone vice with a British accent.
"Oh I say are you from England." Lynn asked.
"Oh Course!, I'm engaged to your daughter." Nigel said.
"Smashing I spent a whole college semester in the old U.K." Lynn said with his British accent.
"Father." a low monotone voice of a woman said.
"AAAAGGGG!" Lynn sr. Lincoln his daughter and the five women all screamed in unison.
At that moment a thirty year old woman appeared dressed in a black leotard, with black boots, had long black hair, black shades on her face, and a black buray on her head. Everyone knew who she was. It was Lucy, another one of Luna's, Luan's, and Lincoln's sisters.
"Stop embarrassing me in front of my fiancé." She said to her father.
"Hey Lucy." Lincoln said with a smile.
"Lincoln, I see you brought your daughter." Lucy said
"You must be my Aunt Lucy, My dad told me so much about you." Lina said
"Sigh'…. you have the same pure-hearted sweat innocents your father had when he was your age. I still remember those days when we were only children and I would sneak around as quietly as I could and as soon as I made my presents known he would scream in the most adorable manner." Lucy explained.
"Yah Lucy I remembered!, It was just as embarrassing as it was scary! Most of the time I was in my underwear." Lincoln said
At that moment Lucy, Luna, and Luan all burst out into laughter.
"You use to walk around the house in your underwear all the time Bro. You didn't care if any of us seen you remember?" Luna explained
"Yah, you've done more streaking as a kid that a nude college at a drunken fun run." Luan explained
"You do know of course by this time next year you'll all be part of my extended family?" Nigel explained.
"Please try not to embarrass us with your stories of childhood." Lucy said.
"That and scaring people is just plain boring." Nigel said
Shortly after words a huge burley athletic man entered the house. He stood seven foot seven, had a full beard. He wore a jogging suit with a sweat band around his head, an Olympic gold medal around his neck, and spoke with a heavy Russian accent. "Greeting" he said.
Everyone in the room looked up at him. Then Lynn sr. asked. "Who are you?"
The bearded Russian man answered. "I am Alexi Agrapock Russian Gold Medal Champion Siberian Olympics."
He then put his arm up and flexed his muscle, at that moment a short Four foot ten very athletic woman jumped up and did a hand stand on his bicep. She then spun around his curled bicep four or five times, flew off and did a triple summersault in midair than she finally landed on the ground in with a very graceful and elegant pose. She too was wearing a jogging suit with a sweat band around her head and, an Olympic gold medal around her neck. Everyone knew who she was but she still introduced herself.
"Lynn Loud Jr. American Gold Medal Champion Siberian Olympics." She said.
Lincoln was always intimidated by his athletic sister. She was always running her only brother into the ground. Even more now with her Russian fiancé.
Alexi walked up to Lincoln and asked. "You must be my future brother-in-law Stinkoff!"
"No honey it's pronounced Stinkcoln." Lynn explained.
"IT'S LINCOLN!" The thirty three year old white haired man shouted as his face turned red.
"Lynn tells me you are into foreign culture." Alexi said
"What do you mean by that? Lynn?" Lincoln asked his athletic sister.
"I told him how much you enjoy Dutch Ovens." Lynn said with a smile.
"No, I Do Not Enjoy Dutch Ovens!" Lincoln stated in rage.
Lina, Lincoln's daughter than came up to her Aunt Lynn.
"Hey Aunt Lynn why do you always bring my father down." She asked
Lynn took a knee down to her niece and asked. "Do you have any brothers or sisters of your own?"
"No." Lina said.
"When you have younger sisters and brothers of your own then you'll understand." Lynn said as she padded her niece on the head with a smile.
At that moment Lynn sr. the father came in and said. "Dinners almost ready."
"Great I'm hungry. Come on Stinkoff." Alexi said
"It's Stinkcoln." Lynn said
"Lincoln!" Lincoln growled threw his teeth.
Just as the family was going to sit down to eat suddenly a group of robotic androids came in threw the window and started buzzing around. At first the family was scared and in a panic just than a woman's voice said. "Greetings Family." a holographic projection of a young woman in a lab coat with glasses and short brown hair appeared.
"Aunt Lisa is that you?" Lina asked
"Yes it is. I am calling from the Mars Colony I was assigned to oversee as part of NASA's new human interstellar colonization program." She said.
"You know Lisa you're not the only Loud visiting us from afar." Lynn sr. said as he got out his laptop computer. He turned on his laptop and turned it to everyone. The image of a thirty nine year old woman appeared it standing in a park with the Arch of Triumph and a French Flag in the background. "Greetings from France, "Bonjornomi France" That's French for Greetings from France." She said.
"Aunt Leni is that you?" Lina asked.
"Totes, I'm showing off my new fashion line in "Grand Pari" or Paris France." She said with a smile.
While Leni was an expert fashionista her knowledge with the French culture was very little. The rest of the Loud family hoped that during her stay in France she would not accidently offend anyone.
"How's my little baby brother Linky doing?" Leni asked in the sweetest and most adorable way.
Everyone in the room even Lisa's hologram all turned their attention with wide open eyes and huge beaming smiles on their faces to Lincoln, Even Lina his own daughter couldn't help but giggle about it. Lincoln was embarrassed countless times by his sisters before. This time it was on an international scale. The white haired man's face was red as he turned away from his from the rest of the family. Never before in front of so many people was Lincoln so embarrassed. Well there was that one time when he and Clyde went to Girl Jorden's pool party without swim suites so the two just jumped in their underwear and there were a lot of people at that party.
Of course Ronnie Anne was known to embarrass Lincoln countless times in public to. There are social media pages which still had picks of his pants being pulled down to this day. While the thought of Ronnie Anna did not enter Lincolns head for a while. Meanwhile in a park in Great Lakes City about a three hour drive from the Loud's family gathering, and a thirty minute walk from the Casagrande's gathering. The same Santiago woman whom use to torment Lincoln so much sat alone in a park away from her family, away from her friends. Her mind went rushing back to that time back so many years ago. Back when it all started, and for her when it all came crashing down.
A/N the next few chapters are going to focus on the backstory on how everything got to where it is now. This will take place during season two after the events of "No Such Luck" and "Brawl In The Family." and at and around the time of "The Loudest Mission." This back story will explain why Lincoln and Ronnie Anne broke up, How Luna and Sam broke up. How Lincoln and Sam got together. and yes this is a Caroluna fanfic so the story will also tell how Carol and Luna got together.