AzureKing: Hello all. I hope this fic will be good enough. The lack of writing inspiration was slowly getting back to me. Well no other thing but answer some stuff.

Yes Naruto was once engage and no I will not add the other girls from the MC harem into Naruto's so please stop asking me.

CHAPTER START~!

Naruto sighed as he entered his home, he finally finished another order. Usually, he liked being paid to make these, but the orders were of...unique that he had a bit of trouble dealing with. He saw the two minotaur girls also entering the kitchen as he arrived. He smiled as they wore hand made sweaters from the flea market they went to, at least his hormones would be kept down from seeing too much skin. "How are you doing girls?"

Cara lifted his hand to greet Naruto as her other hand was rubbing her eyes from the sleepiness.

"Morning!" Chizu greeted loudly smiling at Naruto's usual shirtless form when he did his work. "See you got into your work."

"Mmh…" Cara groaned, rubbing her ears from how loud her friend was, so early in the morning. Can't she sleep in for once?

"Come on we-"

DING-DONG~!

"What the hell is she going to pick up her orders?" Naruto complained as he tried to relax when hearing that loud sound. "You girls decide what you want to eat, I'll get it…"

As he left the girls smiled at each other, "So...you like him too?" Chizu said with a soft smile as Cara blushed faintly on her chocolate colored skin, and nodded meekly at her friend's words. "Hehe, well I'm glad we both think that way. We should do something special for him."

Cara looked at her best friend in confusion as to what she meant by that.

BANG~!

"NOOOO~!"

They turned their heads to hear Naruto exaggerated scream, feeling fear for their friend and crushed they rushed forward to help. Although the second they reached the hallway to see the front door was open… but on the floor was a blonde girl kissing Naruto's face repeatedly as he tried to dodge them.

"I missed you, I missed you, I missed you so much!" The girl giggled happily.

"Get off of me!" Naruto wailed out.

"Oh c'mon, I wanna keep kissing you! That's how much I love you!"

"NaRUTO...:"

Never before Naruto felt so much dread in his life as he looked up to see the two girls who were practically towering over him. They didn't look happy and their glares were so piercing that Naruto for one reason or another shrank down to some form of chibi.

"Um… girls?" Naruto squeaked in fear.

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"So she's your cousin?" Chizu said with an embarrassed blushed, clapping her hands into a prayer gesture. "Sorry~! We didn't mean to fly off the handle?" She bowed to the boy she likes...as his 'cousin' was snuggling up to Naruto who was covered in bruises and bandages. "And get off him~!"

"Wheee~!" The girl said as soon as the minotaur girl let go the young blonde woman flipped her body over to lock her hands underneath the more physically fit woman...to slam her down while straddling her. "Yay~! Again~! AGAIN~!"

…

What just happened?

Was all the light skin minotaur girl had to think about when she was looking at the smiling girl just… sitting on her tone stomach with her fox tail…

Tail?

"Geez Selk," Naruto said, slowly recovering from his pain as he smiled at the girl who rushed to his side attempting to kiss him, only for a single finger on her forehead to stop her from proceeding any further. "Warn a guy if you're visiting."

"But I can't help it~! I missed you~!" She said she was still trying to lean in but to no avail."

"Yeah, yeah, I know. But that doesn't mean you had to tackle hugging me like that. I swear I don't know how in the world your old man Kaden handles you," Naruto shook his head.

"Kitsune?" Cara's voice whispered as the two related members stopped their own thing to look at the dark skin woman.

"Right, everyone time for a more formal introduction. This is my cousin, Selkie Uzumaki-Nanasaki." Naruto said as the young girl smiled while throwing up a double peace sign at the girls. "Her old man's nine-tails like my ma. Ma's youngest brother who knocked up a cute girl at an early age," He said, gesturing a single lock of unusually colored hair on Selkie's. "Out of the whole generation, we're the only two Kitsune's to be the same age!"

"Huh? Generation?" The two girls said as the two fox children smiled widely at that.

"Our village is one of the original places to form a multi-ethic area for all monsters." Selkie started as her smile grew larger. "Although most of the Kitsune's are the biggest race there. So to keep things from overpopulating most Kitsune's need to have a few children or even one depending how many are still in the village. Our other uncles and aunts, all 72 of them, already had used the amount of children this current decade. Making me and Naruto-kun the last kids to be born until five more years. Generation 99th."

"Seventy-two?!" Chizu cried out in shock. These kitsune must be very fertile to have that many generations!

"Ha, I remember nearly all our cousins spoiling me for looking like our founder~" Selkie said before her smile was lost for a moment, "And well, Naruto had to work hard to get his spoils…"

"Why? What happened?" Chizu asked.

"It's nothing…" Naruto said in a low tone as the girls felt slight fear on how cold his eyes looked, until they became warm again. "What are you here for?"

"...Oh right~!" Selkie said before loosening her kimono to take out a small letter, "This is your mommy, Kushina-obaa-chan~"

"Really? Ma never writes like this." Naruto said looking at the letter and smiled, "Oh it looks like you get to take my place as the North Gatekeeper post."

"REALLY!?" The young girl said going behind Naruto's shoulder and blushed cutely, "THANK YOU~! MWAH~! THANK YOU~! MWAH~!" She gratefully said/kissed her cousin as she was esatic for the news.

"North Gatekeeper?" Chizu parroted, with the other minotaur girl looking confused.

"It's an old job I used to do." Naruto shrugged but pushed off his cousin, with enough strength to send her out the wall! "Being an old village means people think we have secret powers. Both other monsters and the government, we just keep our famous family members corpses underneath the Elder Tower. That's where my ancestor Tamamo runs the place."

"Tamamo… as in Tamamo-no-Mae?" Cara said with a shiver, the THIRD dangerous monster in Japan folklore?

"Huh?" Naruto and Selkie (who returned from outside) tilted their heads to the side, Naruto to right while Selkie went left. Before tilting to the other side, "Tamamo-no-Mae?"

"You don't know Tamamo-no Mae, the third dangerous monster in Japan next to Shuuten Douji and Sutoku Tenno!?"

"Everyone at the village calls Tama-obaa-obaa-obaa-obaa-obaa…" "What she means to say," Naruto started as Selkie kept on saying Obaa with a finger standing out to make sure she got the number right this time. "That the super old hag, doesn't like talking about that story." Naruto said before pointing to his ears and Selkie's tail. "When that first started to be passed around Japan, lots of hunters wanted to skin us for the death of their emperor."

"That's Tamamo alright…" Cara and Chizu both deadpanned at the same time.

"Oba...obaa...obaa…"

"Shuten has the second largest village in the boonies compared to us, and I think Sutoku is dead…" Naruto cupped his chin at the thought, "Either way, it's pretty good to live…" His head turned to Selkie with a horrified look as realization came into his eyes. "So you don't… need a human… escort… to…"

"Obaa-chan~! 232 Obaa's~!" Selkie waved her two standing fingers. "See?"

"Selkie… did you get permission from Tamamo to visit me? Like a pass from the village?" Naruto shakily asked as the girl stiffen before her hands quickly cup around her body.

"Uhhhhh~ about that~" Selkie poked her fingers, chuckling weakly.

"…" The two monster girls living with Naruto looked at each other… she didn't… did she?

"You mean to tell me… that you never told her… at all?" Naruto felt his eye twitching badly. "You… snuck out of the village?"

…

"…uh-huh."

"Cara, please get the phone. Tamamo is going to have to pick Selkie up in a crate...Again."

"AGAIN!?" Chizu said while Cara left to get the phone, "And you're doing what he says!?"

"NOOOOOOOO! No, no, no, no, no! Please don't put me in the crate again!" Selkie whined as she held onto his leg for dear life.

"If it's between me getting my ass hitched or you sending via crate...again...for the seventh time in a row. Then its you buddy." Naruto patted her head kindly.

"Yadaaaaaaa! I don't want to leave~!" Selkie complained. "It's nothing but boring in the village! No one wants to play with me! Not even Daddy!"

"So I'm supposed to entertain you for the rest of my life?"

"YES!"

"Uh-huh, not happening…" Naruto deadpanned.

"Then marry me~ then we can play all day like we were kids~!" She cried now her whole body was clamping on his leg.

"What part of 'not happening' did you not understand!?"

"I dunna wanna goow~!" She cried out… to the point she couldn't really speak normally.

"There's a thing I have. It's called responsibilities. I'm trying to earn my honest keep and I don't have time to play right now."

"Baa Narudooo~!" Selkie whined again, as tears fell from her eyes and her nose was so runny with snot.

"Ugh~! I just cleaned my clothes! Get off!~" Naruto said, raising his leg with his cousin from the ground…

"Ahh~ Idea~!" Selkie said leaping off the leg at the last moment when Naruto slam his foot-

CRACK~!

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"FUCK-DATTABAYOOOOOOOOO~!"

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AN HOUR LATER

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"Good thing… Kitsune's can heal… fast." Cara said, holding a hurt Naruto on her back as they made they're way to his car. "Can… you drive?"

"Kinda, it's one of those cars that handicap people use. In case I cut off my hand when working on a demonic sword or whatever." Naruto grumbled to himself. Selkie is in so~ much trouble now!

"Mmmh~!"

The two looked to see Chizu smiling awkwardly as she held a bound and gagged Selkie… oh by the way the bound is a spider style bondage rope technique all Kitsune children must master.

Orders by Tamamo.

"Shut up, we're sending you back to Super-Great-Times 232- G-Ma by plane. Hopefully Smith won't take it out of my paycheck for this favor." Naruto said as Cara gently placed him into his driver's seat. "Thanks." He smiled kindly as the woman pointed to the other seat. "Yeah, you can take that seat."

"Mmh? Mmmhhmmhm?"

"No, we're not sending by crate for the last goddamn time!" Naruto said, starting up the car, "We're dropping off my newest stuff for Ms. Smith's friends. Apparently Sasuke works there now."

"Sauce~!?" Was only Selkie's muffled response as Chizu placed her into the back of the SUV vehicle.

"Yes… 'Sauce' is there." Naruto chuckled darkly, enjoying the fact Selkie can't do anything. Also missing the three girls shivering at his evil mood.

"MmmH Sauce! Anyone but Sasuke~!" Selkie cried out, eating her ballgag to speak once more, who was struggling to herself from her bondage ropes.

"You brought this upon yourself, Selkie." Naruto shook his head. "So just accept your fate."

"Cara?"

"Mmh?" The dark skin woman lean back to see Chizu smiling big, "We got ourselves a fun husband~"

SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH~!

"OW!"

Naruto stops the car, ignoring Selkie crashing out the front window, "What?" He said to see the girls shrugging off their conversation.

After driving… then returning back to get Selkie who was still on the side of the road, Naruto and the girls made it to the city. While they were in the more rural area of the land, Naruto did learn that Smith worked in the city that his clients often live in. Thus she made a deal with him, and that was-

"Yo Smith!" Naruto said dragging Selkie in by her hair, ignoring her whining on letting her go and staying with him. "I got the shit you need and I got alien with me… by that I mean an immigrant not a real alien!"

The four enter the Inter-Species HQ building to startle the other monsters, "Relax I ain't a bounty hunter in this fic, that's To Love me." Naruto waved them off as some just looked oddly from his words. "Don't worry about it."

"Oh Naruto," Smith said as she approached him. "I take it you're-" She then noticed the kitsune that Naruto was dragging. "So this is the one?"

"HELP! I WANNA MARRY MY COUSIN…~!"

"She can stay~!" The shades wearer said with a thumbs up, only for Naruto to take out a white coat and placed it over his shoulders.

"AH~" Selkie's eyes sparkled at the sight, "North Naruto is returning~?"

Naruto soon got up in Smith's face, with a candy cigarette in his mouth, "Oi, you wanna piss me off bitch~?"

Foooo~

Cara and Chizu, were both descendents of battle/war Minataor, so they had a sixth sense unknowingly to danger. It was clear how everyone was holding their breath and how the air got frigid cold when that last word left Naruto's mouth.

She leaned in to the young man, whispering to others it might've been seductive… but it was a scary moment on how her shades showed her dead eyes to the young man. "I dare you to say that again…"

"You heard me. Are you trying to piss me off, bitch?"

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Selkie was holding Naruto close to her as they cowered in fear as Smith calmed down. The whole area was trashed about as the mayhem finally settled. "Y-You know scary people Na-chan~" she said without a bit of amusement as she and Naruto witnessed hell inside that woman… "You sure she's not a Demoness or something?"

"Nope… 100% complete human…" Naruto muttered, "Smith I swear to Lord Inari… I will never say that again…"

Smith smiled so hard it was rigidly angelic, "Good boy." Soon things seem to return to normal as Naruto lost his fear, "So you got the goods?"

"Stop making it sound like I'm a sex worker, but yeah." Naruto looked to see the two minataur girls holding four large silver suitcases nearly as tall as them. "Should we do the last bit of check up before handing them over? Then send Selkie home?"

"I told you I don't wanna~!" Selkie whined. "I wanna marry you~!"

"It's not happening!" Naruto said tugging on the rope to drag the kitsune girl… and making the others wonder why Smith was allowing a human to abuse this- "She's my cousin."

Nevermind then~!

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The four and Smith enter the floor for her new squad, Monsters New Law, a task force dedicated to handling monsters when they bend the Monster Law and normal Law enforcement can't do anything to them. Naruto saw the four members he had previously met prior as he needed to see how physical fit they could handle his weapons.

The first was a very tall woman at a height of 7 feet 5 inches with tan skin and long flowing hair. She has fangs, pointed ears and very large breasts with her 3 sizes being B160(P)-W72-H119. One of her most noticeable physical features is a single large red horn in her forehead, which connects directly to her skull.

Another was a small, petite young girl with her height at 4 feet 2 inches with her 3 sizes being B64(A)-W48-H71. Her skin is dark, she has very long light-colored hair and black sclera. However, this is not her real form. Naruto knows her kind very well to guess what is real and not.

The third was a girl with one eye instead of two. She has short, shoulder-length bob-cut purple hair and wears her standard M.O.N. uniform. She has a height of 4 feet 11 inches with her 3 sizes being B73(A)-W54-H75.

The last was their leader, who seems to be an ordinary human but, on closer examination, her skin is stitched together and is various shades. Her body appears to be a patchwork of parts sewn together. In addition, the iris of each eye are of different colors, her left eye being green and her right eye being yellow and her teeth are all sharp and pointed. Her hair is dual colored, red in the front and black in the back. She also has big breasts and is slender and curvaceous. She has a height of 5 feet 3 inches with her 3 sizes being B85(E)-W58-H87.

"Yo Naru~ Thinkfast~" The Zombie redhead woman charged at the young man only for him to jump and grab her head between his legs, shifting his weight to RIP off her head! "Aw dammit! I lost again!"

"GAHHHH~!" The two women living with Naruto screamed out as the head just chuckled from being decapitated!

"Cool~!" Selkie said, crawling to see the head more closely.

"Zombina, you really need to stop doing that…" Naruto sighed, holding up her head. "I might pop your head like a zit by instinct one of these days."

"Wow, didn't see that coming~" The dark skin girl said with obvious amounts of sarcasm in it, "Glad to see you don't mind being a ragdoll for him to play with Zombina."

"Oh shut it Dopple, the kid was fun to mess with when I popped out my boob!" She would have said more if not for Naruto quickly sewing her mouth shut, "MMMH~!"

"Yeah, Naru's stitch work is kinda hard to open up…" Selkie announced to the dead woman as she rolled on her back. "So she's a Zombie judging from her stench."

"Zombie?" Chizu asked as the kitsune girl nodded.

"Undead's have been easy to be noticed by most animal Monster types, heightened sense of smell ya'know?" She said as she looked at the dark skin girl, "And judging on the lack of care and nakedness, she's a Doppelganger."

"Yeah, Zombina the Zombie and Dopple the Doppelganger… man those names are weak…" Naruto declared with an odd look, he noticed sometimes monsters had names weirdly tied to their monster names.

Either that, or they were just lazy with naming them.

"Ohh, we miss you fluffy~!" The largest girl of the room said squeezing Naruto dangerously close to death! Ignoring the angry looks of his two housemates and pouting looks from the other Kitsune.

"Stop… can't breathe… choking~!" Naruto wheezed as his face was turning blue and tapping out rather hard. Soon the moments became rage as his fox traits appeared… but that was the wrong move!

"FLUFFY~!"

"GAH MY SPLEEEEEN~!" Naruto cried in agony.

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AN HOUR LATER

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"Gahhhhhh…" Naruto was lying on the couch as he felt his soul barely hanging on as it was desperately clinging onto his mouth. Thankfully most of the girls, save for Smith and Selkie who were busy patting Naruto to comfort him, held back the large tan woman who cried softly.

"Fluffy~" She weakly reached out for her sweet warm cuddle buddy.

"You ok?" Selkie said softly, taking out a small wooden box, "I got some of my mother's healing salves." She was about to put some on before Naruto shook his head.

"Nah, save it… and get her away from me! She's evil~" Naruto declared dramatically pointing at the woman. "Everytime I come Tio breaks my back… and not in the fun way Ma told me to do!"

"But you're so fluffy~!" Tio complained.

"You're a death to me… you hear me? Deaaaaath~!" Naruto cried out. Tio could've sworn she heard a mirror crack and shatter in her mind as she looked absolutely pale.

"…Wow, I never saw her look so sad. Kudos~" Dopple said with thumbs up, as she slowly backed off as a Hanya mask appeared behind Naruto.

"Ooh… Naruto can do super granny Tamamo's Hanya mask… scary…" Selkie stated, with a gulp.

"Hanya… mask?" Chizu tilted her head in confusion.

"Oh right dummies can't see it…" The kitsune girl said before Naruto took out the suitcase. "Whacha made for them Naru?"

Naruto didn't say anything as he slowly built a sniper rifle, "Here," He gently passed to the only member not to say anything, a Monoeye. "Manako, Smith asked me to make this one lighter than the others." He said pointing to the long stock it has, "This can be taken off for less weight but the trade off is-"

Cara helped the tied up Kitsune female up, "Is he that talkative about his weapons?"

The golden haired girl nodded, "Oh yeah, Naru has been in love with his work since he was doing it. It's why a lot of females in our village wanted to marry him."

"Do I need to ask how many?" Chizu questioned the female kitsune.

"Oh, pretty much the entire young female population." She snickered, "But really it was that bad, even worse when he became one of the Gate Guardians. It was like 'Oh hey he's famous and strong, let's get him to give me his babies.' basically…" Selkie said with a slightly sour mood, she may joke about it but she hated how most of the people who talk behind Naruto's back for being so different now want him when he shows them they were wrong.

"Rough…" Cara muttered.

"Oh, it almost went that way when one of the girls ambushed him."

"WHAT!?"

Naruto looked back as Manaka took a breath when he finally stopped explaining his weapon to her, "Ya mind? Trying to explain here."

"Uh… yeah, sorry…" Selkie pouted.

"Thank you." Naruto said, before looking back to the cyclops girl. "Now where were we? Oh yes, that…" He said, before he continued his explanation.

"Ok, now we need to get to Tio… unless you want me to take the payment out of your fees for each hour that you need to explain." Smith chuckled as Naruto sighed, taking out a riot shield, "Ooh looks nice." Indeed it was, as it looked like the typical Riot shields that SWAT teams use in america.

"This one's for you, Tio. And don't hug me for it!" He warned before throwing said shield at the tall girl.

"I don't need it, I'm very strong- Eep!" She ducked when Naruto shifted the shield to its bottom side as it shot out a small red dart. "Whoa!" Tio then watched as Naruto flew towards her with his shield, raising her hands to stop it but slowly being pushed back. "Geh…" She grunted in slight exertion. Soon he stopped and backed up as he pointed to the red dart in the wall.

"See that over there?"

"W-What about it?" Tio asked warily, trying to regain her breath when finally working a sweat.

"It's a magnet." Naruto chuckled, pointing to the top of the shield, "This one pushed away the shield and with the one that attracts it will make you unable to stop short of a war type monster."

"Alright!" The zombie girl said standing up and taking it before it fell on her pinning her to the floor. "Ack help!"

Before Naruto could react a black blur came from his side and lifted the shield of Zombina, "Heh, kinda light for us eh Nartuo?"

Selkie paled comically as she hid between the two minatouar women, "S-Sasuke?"

"Raven?" Cara asked as she saw him with pitch black wins.

Chizu shook her head, "But it's not his arms as wings, so a hybrid?" She asked, noting that some Liminal Bird types were able to have arms either due to being half Liminal or some kinda genetic flaw allowing them to have arms instead of wings as them.

The dark haired teen shook his head, "No, well I'm a Tengu, we all have a full set of limbs and our wings." He looked at Naruto and smiled as he gave him a high five, "Good to see you."

"Yeah how's the new sword?" Naruto said as Sasuke smiled taking out a black katana...that was reversed?

"Been slicing up fruit for Sakura-san cafe, so it's good on sharpness but to use it properly in battle…" He started walking past Naruto...before swiftly swinging the sharp side to Naruto's neck. The blonde only brought up his shoulder as a loud 'clang' came from it. "Hoo? You brought armor?"

Naruto moved back almost as smoothly as a duck on water, taking off his shirt to expose his upper body, shocking that his left shoulder was now black. "Not really, but I can do some simple adamtine skin hardening seals~"

"Oooh~!" Zombina smiled with a slight nosebleed, "Two hunky boys duking it out?! Score~ It was so worth it to get the guy to join the team~"

"I gotta admit the blonde has abs that can have meat grind on them." Dopple said with an easygoing smile as Selkie gulped.

"W-We might need to run. Fights between Sasuke and Naruto tend to get-"

BOOOOOOOM~!

"EXPLOSIVE!" She screamed being flung to the wall with everyone else as Naruto kicked Sasuke so hard that it made a sonic boom that caused the shockwave to happen!

"WHOA!" Zombina cried as her body was sent flying...apart! "Dammit I just got them sow from the last mission!"

"You okay?" Tio asked Smith in a rare serious tone which the Coordinator nodded and looked at the two simply smiling as they attacked each other with strikes that would easily be classified as intent to kill. "You." She looked at Selkie who 'eeped' at being called out. "How bad do you think this goes?"

"They're smiling...so they might destroy the room and us if we're not-GAH!" She shouted as another shockwave hit them as Sasuke flew at Naruto with speed to make the sword coming to contact on his hardened skin redo the same process as before.

"Ahhh~! MY LEGS!" Zombina cried watching being flung to the air.

"Stay…" Cara said to Dopple and Manoko who nodded as they were being shielded by the strong tan woman who merely merely struggled against the force.

Naruto slightly moved to the right to barely miss Sasuke's thrust, sending his left fist to his face. When he flinched, Naruto moved quickly, moving behind as he moved his hands back to grab his neck. "Ocean Kitsune Style! Water Guillotine!" Naruto said as the women could see the artistic background of a waterfall slicing down a sheet of metal!

"Gak…" The Tengu smiled as his wings expanded and flapped to flip him over while swinging down his blade at Naruto's face. "Bye!"

"..." The young merely lean back as it barely nick his face, as he did it the young man in turn flip back himself like his friend had done, using the tip of his toe to send the katana into the ceiling. "I can do this all day…" Naruto chuckled getting into the boxer's stance. Sasuke smiled as his right arm came forward while his left went behind his back. He rushed Naruto jumping first and spinning to send a kick to him, Naruto caught it flung Sasuke to the wall near Smith and Tio who gasped as the young man spread his wings the second he almost made contact with the wall.

Black feathers flew gently across the room as he tucked them, jumping with great speed at Naruto grabbing him by his neck when the blonde failed to intercept him with a punch. Dragging the blonde to the floor roughly as the speed slows down enough to allow Sasuke to get a nice footing to throw the hybrid Kitsune into the ceiling...into the katana. Thankfully only hitting Naruto with the hilt hard as he fell to the floor clutching it. "Give?" He asked as the young man nodded, soon as he saw that he gave his hand. "Nice-"

However the second he saw Naruto smile, he knew…

That he lost.

The young man drags him down to the floor, flipping the Tengu teen into his back as he grabs hold of Sasuke's neck with his right while the other hand keeps his legs together while his legs bend his back! The lack of airflow, unable to move free, and slowly bend his back to a point where it was starting to become a serious-

WHAM~!

Smith blinked as Selkei came from behind to hit Naruto causing him to loosen his grip for her to push Sasuke away. "Enough! That could've killed him!" She spat out in a harsh tone as the two teens muttered their apologies.

"Didn't mean to do that/Sorry for making him do that." They poured as the two chuckled as Selkei went back to her usual bubbly smile snuggling next to her cousin. "Perrrfect~"

"You know, saying that is almost treason back home." Naruto deadpan trying to push the girl who went back his defenses and held on to his chest. "Tamamo still has problems with her Cat Self…"

"Ohh that's right…" She said as the dark haired teen chuckled.

"Man, I love that cat's cooking, which is weird because its usual raven's in the food...so would that be like...cannibalism?"

"Depends, are you a crow?" Naruto chuckled as Sasuke flipped him off, "Love you too man~" He shaked his head as the others watching felt odd from such an intense scene but Smith smirked.

"So...we have a problem." She said looking at the rooms walls and ceilings were slightly undone and/or ripped from the shockwaves. "Even with your stuff...I might have to charge you."

"Gah…" Naruto paled as certain green haired kitsune back home, would be holding her abacus then turning slowly at the fact he made her lose money….precious money. "Awwww…."

Smith back off shock to see the young man gripping his head as he comically tear up, "Uhh,"

"It's our money keeper." "Treasurer" "Treasurer." Selkie fixed her words as Sasuke lended his voice, "She is usually laidback for a kitsune but when the budget gets slashed...she gets really, reall~y scary!" Selkie cried hugging herself. "And I thought her sisters were scary! She is the worst!"

"Ahhh," Naruto whined out as Smith scratched her cheek.

'Okay, now I feel bad about that...I will not take his money.' The suit wearing woman smiled softly, "Alright, no money. But I need you to take another girl in...as compensation for this. Sasuke you're doing the paperwork for the damages."

"YES!" Naruto hugged her, ignoring the woman who was punching his back when she started to feel something crack!

"Okay, okay! Let me goo!" She whined as her team just laughed at her predicament. "Help me you jerks~ GAK~! SOMETHING IS CRACKING GAH~"

"Aw, such a great scene…" Selkie said slowly inching away hoping to head back to her cousin's house before-

"Now for you…" Selkie lost her color, including her clothes, when she felt a slender hand...turning she saw the ghostly face of Smith.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!"

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"Cruel…" Cara whispered when she said how Naruto just left his cousin behind like that. As soon as Smith alerted them their new arrival was coming, Naruto allowed her to take Selkie as he went to take the girls back home. Thus the three were rushing back to their home to get some food for the new person.

"Oh right, I'm the cruel one." Naruto chuckled as he rolled his eyes, "Look she has a job to do back home. And knowing her, she'll do a great job. Hell with her, she would be able to keep the enemies from her area away, no one wants to be her new toy." The young man's sweat drops as he remembers the many kids fleeing in terror from her very dangerous rough play.

"So you really were happier today." Chizu mutters from the back with a smile. "Your friend and cousin made you cooler than usual."

Naruto raises an eyebrow before nodding, "Yeah...Sasuke and I go way back when we were kids in the same sector in the village, and Selkie despite her oddities was and is my closest friend." He started as the young kitsune hybrid made a turn as he fondly remembered those days. "Sasuke was real prick but chilled out thanks to Tamamo-obachan."

"You miss home?" Cara said softly, wondering he was homesick.

The young man shrugged as he slowed down the car when he arrived at the street market, "Alright girls get the stuff and I'll get some the necessary stuff if she needs dry heat or whatever." He said as the girls nodded, "Thank this."

They grab a small wallet as he smiled, "They can take cards, Smith gave me one that already has my money on it. So get what we want and more, I got a second fridge for a reason." He said as the girls smiled at that kind gesture. "Now...where to get some dry ice…"

"Excuse me ma'am…"

Naruto turned his head to see a woman rudely taking an apple from a kind old lady and ate it without paying. "..." He sighed when he knew the woman didn't seem to have any intention of paying. Watching the woman slowly and seductively biting the apple as the juices cascaded down her lips and chin. "Mmmh, refreshing…"

The young man saw her looks. She has smooth silver hair and red horns, she wears a black and red vest, matching the color of her scales, she has a black thigh-high socks with boots matching her scales, she has a long red tail and red wings. She also has a voluptuous body.

She merely looked at Naruto, pointing to him, "You…" she sauntered toward him, hips swaying back and forth to make the males around gaze hungrily at her. "You pass with your looks, you are now my servant!"

Ring~ring~

Naruto grabs his phone as he no doubts it was for him at this odd moment, "Smith?"

"So hey~" The voice of the agent started out with a gentle and nervous tone. "So the girl we had apparently didn't want to wait, can you-"

"Lemme ask you something; she was some kind of dragon, very beautiful and just called me her servant." His face became more stone like as there was a hang up tone.

He left his village to avoid a beautiful woman...now they keep following him home...full cycle like Tamamo crazy love reasons.

The woman cupped his chin, "Come on, you may speak to your lady Horo. Thank me for choosing you."

...Yeah he was screwed over by his fate. He was pretty sure that Neji guy was coming from the right place when fate screws with you.

"Come on, tell your mistress that you're thankful~!"

Yup~ bends you over with a iron rod..l

CHAPTER END

AK: Selkie will not be in the harem...maybe, if people really like how I portrayed her. And the third member of the household is now here. Hope you like it, please review for more frequent updates.