Hello my future cute followers! I've been reading some Naruto and Percy crossover fanfictions and I was thoroughly disappointed in the fact that their hasn't been a female Naruto having a demi-god child.

Well here I am. I shall fix such a mistake.

ANywho, tell me if it's shit or not and if I should just get rid of this story and continue the other one.

Words: 1,923

Date: January 8th, 2020

Poseidon could say without a doubt that Natsumi Namikaze was without a doubt the most annoying, loud, obnoxious lady he had ever met.

He was absolutely smitten.

She was independent, carefree, fun, beautiful, and most definitely amazing in the sheets. She had the most beautiful shade of crimson hair to match her fiery personality and eyes so blue that it was as if he was staring into his domain. Not to mention the cute whisker marks she had on each cheek. She had the body of a goddess, and he would know the bodies of goddess' considering his ex-wife is a goddess, with curves in all the right places.

The word that best describes her is unpredictable. He will forever remember the reaction she gave when he admitted to being the Greek God of the Sea, "No way! I had sex with a merman?!"

He was kind of peeved for being referred to as a merman, but he let it slide just that one time.

He could honestly say quite easily that she is the most amazing woman he had ever met in his entire life. A life that spanned across millenniums. She gave him the greatest gift he could ask for. She gave him his son, Percy.

He would find a way to be with her, ancient rules be damned!

For the past eight years, Aphrodite has been slightly peeved. Scratch that, she was annoyed. How could anyone resist her. She was the most beautiful goddess, more so than Athena and Hera, yet the one god she has been eyeing hasn't even so much as blinked in her direction.

Ares has quite honestly been boring her for the last century or two. She wants something new and exciting. Someone like one of the Big Three. Zeus was a no go because Hera was queen bitch and Hades kind of creeped her out. This left the one and only God of the Sea. It was a well-known fact by all the Olympians other than Zeus and Hades that Poseidon was the strongest. She wanted to feel dominated by someone with such power. Yet everything she tried seemed to go right over his head and she knew wanted to know why. She couldn't even sense the tiniest bit of lust that every Olympian has for her, including the females. What could she say? She's perfect. 'Well Poseidon doesn't seem to think so.'

Love was her domain yet she couldn't, for the life of her, find out why he doesn't even seem to notice her.

One way or another, she will get what she wants.

Zeus didn't know what to think.

Ever since around a century ago, when Amphitrite left Poseidon, he had been depressed. The seas were getting storms and boats started sinking more often. That was up until eight years ago. Now, Poseidon has a noticeable bounce in his step. It… bothered him seeing his elder brother so cheerful. He kind of liked gloomy Poseidon because he could gloat about how he had a better wife, but now, it didn't seem to bother him. That kind of scared Zeus. He doesn't like how friendly Poseidon has become with everyone. It was suspicious. If he could, Zeus would bet that he's up to something. Probably trying to take his spot as the king and damnit he couldn't let that happen!

Zeus will find out the reason behind this friendly Poseidon no matter what.

Natsumi was tapping her foot impatiently. She had always hated the stares people gave her. Back in Konoha, it would be the hateful glares that were aimed at her. Here, it was the lustful eyes of the men around her, even the married ones. With their wives beside them! It bothered her to no end, but the wait was worth it each day after that bell rings where the light of her life would come running towards her with the brightest smile on his face.

She hears the bell ring and perks up excitedly. Out come all the kids excited to see their parents and head on home. One child in particular catches her eye. He has disheveled black hair with bluish-green eyes and lightly tanned skin. He's wearing a black t-shirt with blue pants. He meets her eyes and they both brighten up immediately.

"Mom!"

The joy it brings her when she sees his eyes light up at the sight of her. She picks him up everyday, yet everyday it's the same reaction. This was Percy Namikaze, her 7-year-old son.

"Hello, my little prince," she smiles brightly as she hugs her son, "How was your day?"

"It was great! Ms. Tia brought cookies! It's not as good as your ramen though. Say, can we have ramen now? And the candy store and buy orange candy?"

It was safe to say that Percy has inherited his mothers love for orange and ramen. Percy had also inherited his mother's impulsive behaviour.

Giggling at the speed at which Percy had asked all those questions, she said, "Of course, I make the best ramen -ttebane! How about you help me open up the shop and I'll make you some, and afterwards, if you be good, we'll go see if Sally has some orange candy in stock."

Now that Percy has calmed down from the high he gets after meeting his mother, he realizes the stares that she gets from the other men and is very uncomfortable with their leering. He subconsciously grips his mothers' hand tighter as they walk away.

"Hey, mom? Can we go to Montauk again this weekend?"

Percy absolutely loved spending time with his mother at Montauk. She would take him there to walk by the beach. He always felt safe near water, but he could never explain it. His mother always told him to head to the beach whenever he was in trouble. His mother would always tell him funny stories about her and his dad before he got lost at sea. One thing that Percy hated was seeing the sad look in his mother's eyes whenever she talked about his father. She would try to hide it from him, but he could see it quite clearly. He hates the man for being the reason that his mother gets sad. How could he leave such an awesome mom like her?! It didn't make sense to him.

The first time he saw her get that look, he made the decision then and there that he would be the best son he could possibly be so he could always see her amazing smile.

Hestia was happy.

She knew that her little brother had broken his vow. Yet she couldn't find it in her to care.

When Amphitrite left him, she was upset that he was upset. She tried her best to get him to be happy again, but nothing seemed to work. Then one day, eight years ago, she saw it. That bright smile that warmed her heart seeing one of her family so happy. He hadn't even seen him this happy when he first married Amphitrite.

She had to know what the cause was for her dearest little brother to be smiling like he had no problems in the world.

So, she followed him.

She found that it was but a mortal girl that made him so happy. She couldn't believe that this one girl would make Poseidon happier than she had ever seen him.

So, she followed her.

Natsumi, which she found out is her name, was one of the kindest and most outgoing mortal she had ever seen. No wonder her baby brother became so happy. She liked this Natsumi. She would be good for her dearest little brother.

Hestia approved.

When she found out little Percy had been born, Hestia was over the moon. She had another nephew to dote on.

She would make sure this one would not end up like all the other demi-god children of the Big Three or her name wasn't Hestia!

It wasn't everyday you found three kids huddled up in an alley surrounded by flying, screeching human bats. With all the things Natsumi Namikaze had been through, she couldn't find it in herself to be that surprised.

"You kids need any help?"

The female version of Sasuke spoke up, "Nah, we're honestly super. Just couldn't be fucking better."

"Oi, that's not the type of language you should use in front of a little girl -ttebane!"

"Huh?"

The only male present had his fear turn to exasperation hearing his friend arguing with a woman they just met while being surrounded by monsters, "Can we please talk about this later?"

"Oh yea sure. Let me deal with this real quick."

"Percy! I brought you some friends! Come and meet them."

After some ass-kicking by Natsumi and some introductions, Natsumi decided to bring the trio, Annabeth, Thalia, and Luke, to her house to stay for a while. This is her first time meeting some demi-gods other than her son and she thought it would be the best time to tell Percy the truth.

She really liked Thalia. She looked like the duck-butt emo she considered her brother (although said duck-butt does not consider her his sister due to hormonal reasons), but Thalia acted just like her. She was loud and not afraid to voice her mind. Not to mention she liked pranks. Yup, they would get along just fine.

Annabeth was just adorable. She was rather shy, but that was acceptable considering her being just 7 years old and going through some life-threatening situations. Natsumi couldn't help but think about how well she and Percy would look together. She held her squeal in though. At least she thought she did.

Luke was 12 years old. He was going most definitely going through puberty at the moment, so his stares and blushing face were acceptable. He had just seen one badass woman kick the ass of monsters that so nearly killed them. She was every teenagers wet dream.

"Coming mom!"

They could hear Percy's footsteps descending the stairs excitedly. Once he reached to his mother's side he looked to see the three kids his mother brought with her. He couldn't help but blush seeing the pretty blond-haired girl.

Unfortunately, his mother saw this.

Natsumi squealed as she squeezed Percy into a crushing hug, "My little Prince is growing up so fast -ttebane! Oh, you are just too cute!"

Percy was blushing madly while flailing his arms trying to be released from his dear mother's death grip.

The trio looked at the scene with some amusement and a bit of jealousy. They wished they had a mother just like her.

After a few minutes when Natsumi had finally calmed down, she had a more serious look on her face.

"Percy, it's time I told you the truth about your father."