In this wide world filled with monsters and super powers existed a being that was time less, invincible and all knowing.

The Immortal sage existed through history, dating back to thousands year and is believed to be the savior of humanity. Humans believe in this elusive Sage as their savior, they revere him as the progenitor of the new kind of humans to fight against the monsters.

The monsters fear him from his immense power that could erase their kind on a whim; he is known to eat monsters live no matter the size. The legends tell of his battle with a monster from the far off galaxy that was the size of the sun and the Sage treated him as food.

He was a giant off a man with large muscles and gave off a peaceful aura but it was only hiding his dangerous desires.

People revered him and feared his wrath.

His legend was common knowledge among the humans and monsters.

In the middle of nowhere, there was a forest and in the center of this forest was a simple farm. Monsters had once again decided to enter this forest as they were passing through this area.

One was a large lizard with horns and the other was a humanoid monster with a snake half. These two smelled human in the forest and dashed towards the source as humans were a delicacy.

"Damn this smells so good; I can't wait to taste it."

"Hey don't forget to share."

"Yeah, don't bitch."

The monsters arrived at the clearing and jumped towards the source, a large man with a buff body that was 4 m tall with a scary face.

He had spiky blond hair and red eyes that seemed to shine like the demon king, his aura brought them to their knees when he looked towards them.

"Shit, it's the Sage" The Lizard screamed in terror as he stopped his charge and got to the ground not looking up

The Naga also got to his knees and peeked at the sage as he was glowering at them with his demonic eyes, 'Please don't eat us. Please don't torture us.'

They prayed and as moments passed by they understood something, 'Thank God, he has learned mercy.'

"Thank you Lord Sage, we will never forget this favor." The Lizard got up and said in a voice filled with gratitude as the Sage smirked at him

The Naga gulped and started leaving, he was afraid that he might change his mind.

"I am going to start going vegan from now. I am afraid he might kill us." The Lizard said in a serious tone as he walked away from the flabbergasted Naga

'The fuck!'

"Damn that was so scary, what was that monster. It was so big, was it a dragon?" The tall giant that the monsters feared was hiding inside his room and shaking in fear as he had blanked out

"No, I can't live like this. It's been a hundreds of years and I have no friends. This hobby was fun but now I think I need to move out before more monsters come here." Naruto Uzumaki, the immortal farmer had decided to quit and change his class so he packed up his stuff and left before night could make this journey worse

Naruto had been living long and had stayed in this region when there was no human life for 100 of miles but since then humans have been covering up the planet at a fast rate so the nearest city was only 50 km's from the small plot of land

Nobody had bothered it yet as the plan to expand had been put on halt because of increasing monster attacks in the cities so they didn't want add more trouble on their hand by attacking an obvious trap.

"I am going to miss you lot." Naruto sniffed and held back his tears as he looked ahead; his heart was broken from saying goodbye to his lovely fruits and vegetables. That delicious and healthy stuff that he loved so much and grew with his own hands

He moved wearing old leather clothes and a dusty white robe that covered his head along with a durable stick to fend of wild beasts

Naruto had small knife behind his back for any human threats, he was a nervous and cowardly but that didn't mean he wouldn't fight for his life.

He had lived his life avoiding people, beasts and monsters as they posed threat to his life but it was time he moved on from this reclusive life.

Naruto walked slowly out of the forest and towards a random direction as he didn't know the geography. His journey was lonely and only the sound of wind and his footsteps to keep him company.

By the next day, Naruto had run out of his food stock. It was his first journey so he miscalculated and ate up too much because of his nervousness.

It was a sunny afternoon and the heat was killing him along with his growling stomach.

"I am hungry." Naruto muttered and just like that two monsters from yesterday appeared with a gift

"Lord Sage, we are sorry for following you. Please don't eat us, we brought you something that is guaranteed to taste good." The Naga said as they presented a tied up female with blonde hair wearing skimpy clothes, it was a monster of a high rank that they caught with team work in its time of weakness

"Leave the sacrifice and disappear." Naruto muttered as he looked down on the groveling beast with scary looks, they looked like they might eat him up

"Thank thank you, Mi lord"

Naruto looked at them disappear and sighed in relief as he untied the unconscious female human.

'Why is she so small?' Naruto was curious as the girl was not even half his height

'Must be a young child.' Naruto nodded as he agreed to that thought and decided to rest under the shade of some boulders

Naruto expected to have a talk with a normal human after a long time, even if it was just a child. But he could have never dreamed what followed the awakening of the blonde girl.

It was a very awkward situation; the girl was staring at him with adoration and awe. She had been stuck in the same pose as she bowed to him.

"AHH, I am so happy. It must be a dream. I have met Uzumaki-sama." Monster Princess Super S said with adoration

"No no, it's not a dream and you might be thinking of someone else."

"Uzumaki-sama is one of a kind; there is no one like Uzumaki-sama. I had dreamed one day of becoming of food to Uzumaki-sama and I can't believe the day actually happened." Super S said with a happiness radiating from her and she stood up

"Now, Uzumaki-sama, please accept me as your meal."

"Well… even if you say that, I'd be troubled. You see I'm a vegan."

Super S was floored at those words but she decided to go on, "Am I not to your taste?"

"It's not a matter of taste really. Anything meat related is no go."

"I take pride in my soft flesh. I implore you to have a taste."

"No, no, no, you're being really weird. If you get eaten, aren't you going to die? I didn't save you to eat you."

"I have already readied myself."

"Ehh"

'What's with that resolve?' Naruto thought as he stared at the small woman, he was thinking the child was just confused

"You're who controls this world, the master of all beings, the destroyer of all creation and the demonic sage of legends."

"Eh, sage what?"

"So your power is greater than anything in this world. You are one that looks from above on this fragile world like the overlord. This pitiful world is beneath your feet because of that I wish to become part of the greatness that is Uzumaki-Sama."

Naruto was not showing it on his face because his expression was always frozen but he was thinking there was something really wrong with this situation.

"It is my desire to become your next meal."

'What the heck is wrong with this situation?'

'I have lived peacefully for the last thousand or so years avoiding monsters and living by farming. I have never killed a bird, how the fuck am I destroyer of all. Who the heck is this sage and why are they calling me the sage?'

"Listen here, I like to eat fruits and vegetables." Naruto said as he showed her the last apple in his bag, it was 10 times bigger than normal apples

Super S nodded, "I see then allow me to offer my life for you. Please wait a moment." She took out a dagger and pointed at her neck

"Wait, what are you doing?" Naruto said as he took the dagger from her hand

"But as long as I am alive, I can't offer my soul."

"No matter how much you ask, I won't eat you. Dealing with your corpse will be troublesome."

"Worry not, I shall dig myself a grave and from there I shall die." Super S said with a smile as she took out a spade and started digging

'Where was she keeping that?'

Naruto sighed as he looked at the little girl; she was crazy and very determined.

"Okay, I will eat you." Naruto said as he placed his hand on Super S and she was shaking from excitement

Naruto bit her nape lightly, leaving teeth marks, "There I have eaten half of your soul so you can leave now."

"Is that true? I have been eaten?" Super S face filled with a wide grin as her body was shaking from reverence

"Half of your soul, it was nice and I am satisfied."

"I was eaten that means I have become part of Uzumaki-sama." Super S looked at Naruto with a crazy look

'What have I done?'

"Yeah, whatever. Now where is your home?"

"I live in a city on the east, is Uzumaki-sama interested."

"Yeah, get on. I will get us there faster." Naruto said as he got up from the ground and made Super S swoon over his enormous size, he was the monster of legend that made monsters fear him

"To ride Uzumaki –sama would only trouble him. However, I see. Since I am part of Uzumaki-sama then we are of one body and soul. My body is part of Uzumaki-sama so there is no need for concern right?"

"Yeah, whatever." Naruto muttered as he picked up Super S and placed her on his shoulder

"So what's your name?"

"I am whatever Uzumaki-sama wants."

Naruto face palmed, this little girl was more trouble than she was worth.

"Okay I will call you Konan from now on."

"I will treasure this gift forever by your side."

'Hopefully not.'

A.N Hope you enjoyed and comment

I got the idea from the 5000 year old vegan dragon. It's an awesome comedy manga so try it out. Also Spiderman fake red