You can Strangle a Man with Anything

By: Kushina Uzumaki

Beta'ed by: TheDeadGirlRisen

Author Notes: Not actually written by Kushina.

Warning: Crack.

Word Count: 318

Date Written: 1/10/20

Date Posted: 1/10/20

"Push! You can do it!" Biwako encouraged.

Kushina growled, a bit of red chakra leaking out of her as Minato worked to keep the seal stabilized. With a scream she gave another push. She cried in relief that it was finally over. She watched in a sort of fascination as Biwako cut the umbilical cord connecting Naruto to her.

That was when he appeared, like a ghost he stabbed Biwako and was grabbing for Naruto. Her son. Rage flashed through her eyes and she screamed, "LET GO OF MY SON!"

The man startled and dropped Naruto as she flew out of bed, arms outreached. Kushina saw Minato grabbing Naruto before he hit the floor. Kushina saw as if in slow motion a weapon for her to use against the man and within milliseconds she grabbed it and wrapped the Umbilical cord around the man's throat who seemed shocked to do anything as he gasped for breath. "How. Dare. You," she ground out with clenched teeth, fire burning through her veins as she continued to strangle the man.

She kept her grip tight on the cord, not allowing the man a chance to escape as she used her chakra chains to tie the man up. Another few seconds passed and she felt him slacken, but she kept her grip.

"Kushina… if you don't stop strangling him he's going to die…" Minato said eyeing her with a wary look.

Kushina growled and unleashed her grip, but still angry she added a stomp onto the man's precious jewels for good measure.

"How dare he try and ruin the happiest day of my life," She growled with a scowl, contemplating kicking him again.

Minato gave a small chuckle, "well everything is alright now, why don't you meet our son."

Kushina brightened and turned to the little blonde haired boy with whisker marks and started to coo at him, the baby gurgling happily.

A/N: Hope you enjoy!