The Cullen siblings laughed as Hekate repeated what she had done, only their friend could have the gall to threaten their principal in such a way. Hekate smiled as she cuddled into Edwards's side. "But really, it's almost like she's not even trying anymore,

I mean, what did she think she could get out of pushing me like that? She's nothing more than an annoyance with a knack for getting herself into dangerous situations, and that's just because she's a danger magnet,

which is annoying in its own right, but because she's so obsessed with you, she could end up bringing the danger towards you, which means the danger she attracts will not only be a danger to her but to you as well." Hekate said with an annoyed sigh.

The Cullens blinked at her. "What do you mean? You say it like being a danger magnet is a magical thing." Jasper said, Hekate blinked. "Right, kinda forgot you guys don't know as much about the magical world as me.

Ok, well being a danger magnet is a magical thing, it all started around a thousand or so years ago with the founders' orf Hogwarts, during that time Muggles knew about magic and hunted us out of fear, of course, we were powerful in our own right,

but magic was so underdeveloped than that we didn't have wards and the Ministry of magic had outlawed killing Muggles with magic in an attempt to appease the muggle leaders into leaving us alone. It obviously didn't work, so Salazar Slytherin and Rowena Ravenclaw decided to invent a hex that attracted danger to the people it was cast on.

That way if the Muggles happened to die from an accident, no one could tie it back to a magical. But they didn't know how powerful their hex was, this hex manifested into a curse on the children of those who the spell was originally cast upon, in addition, the curse also had a dormant- let's say gene?- that activated and deactivated randomly, the curse could lay dormant in the bloodline until poof, it turns up in a person.

These people were, and still are, called danger magnets by magical's, however, a few hundred years ago Eric the Oddball decided that Muggles just had to know this particular terminology for these people,

so over the course of two years, he tracked down those with the Danger Curse and used polyjuice to disguise himself as beautiful wealthy women with high social standing and spread around the fact that people who constantly seemed to be in danger were danger magnets.

No one knows why, and since his actions didn't endanger the Statue of Secrecy the Ministry didn't arrest him. It's one of many odd non-illegal thins he did to earn his name. Personally i think he just liked to take the piss out of the entirety of the wizarding world." Hekate said shrugging

The Cullen family blinked, and not for the first time wondered what else wizarding kind had been responsible for. Thank goodness none of them asked if Wizards were responsible for anything else, Hekate really didn't think they needed to know the story of how exactly the Okapi came to exist or the amount of paper that resulted from that particular failed transfiguration by Wendell the Weird.

~Scene~

Hekate smiled as she got ready for her date night with Edward. It had been months since she came to live in forks and graduation was fast approaching. Bella Swan had been a constant annoyance. Much to the horror of her father, Chief Swan was sure his daughter would end up getting arrested the moment she stepped out of line. As it happened she had only been glaring, sneering, or making snide remarks at Hekate since her suspension.

The Forks high population shunned her and she was miserable. Of course, she knew exactly who to blame, Hekate Fucking Potter. What she needed to do was bide her time until she could get back at the spoiled rich upstart. She had no way of knowing that Jacob Black Would inadvertently give her the 'in' with the Cullens she so desperately wanted when he came over.

~Scene~

Hekate laughed as Edward led her back to his house after their date. They had gone to a restaurant in the Wizarding district of Seattle. Feeling mischievous she had ordered a bottle of Dragons blood for her date, knowing it was the equivalent of strong alcohol, Edward, ever so trusting had drunk several glasses before paying for their meals and leaving.

Now she was laughing at her drunk date as she stumbled slightly up the steps. "Damn, who put stairs there?" he grumbled, slightly slurring his words. Hekate Giggled again as he pulled her into the house where his family was waiting. Everyone other than Alice, of course, looked confused at Edwards's behavior.

"Edward son, are you alright?" Carlisle asked. Edward nodded vigorously. "Yuppers, Poppa Doc, just peachy, hey, hey, did you know Dragons blood is really tasty? Like really tasty, it's my new favorite," he said excitedly, hiccuping slightly. All the kids snorted at the name 'Poppa Doc' Esme and Carlisle looked to Hekate for some explanation of this strange behavior.

She giggled again. "Dragons blood is like alcohol for vampires, i just didn't tell him that before he drank half the bottle. Don't worry, he'll sober up gradually over the next few hours, he was worse at the restaurant. I had to half levitate him out the door! He was so drunk he tried to pay in muggle money, I explained what i did to the staff when i gave them the correct currency, they had a good laugh over it." She said wickedly as she looked at her pouting date.

The others tried to hide their smiles. Emmett was having the most trouble. "Lightweight!" Emmett snorted. Edward growled at his brother, he was not a lightweight! It wasn't his fault that stairs were evil. Speaking of evil, Hekate got a certain glint in her eyes. "Is that so Emmett? Well, i just happen to have the other half of the bottle, care for a little wager?

Esme and Carlisle frowned. They felt like this was going to be a bad idea…

~Scene~

The next morning Carlisle and Esme banned Dragons blood from the house. "But why?" Emmett whined. He hadn't been that drunk. Esme glared at her burly son, "You put your Ipad in the blender because you wanted to make 'Apple juice'. She deadpanned. Emmett looked sheepish as the rest of his siblings laughed at him. Hekate simply sat back with a self-satisfied smirk on her face as Emmett shot her an evil look.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, Esme went to answer it and came back a minute later with Jacob Black ant two other Wolfs from La Push, Jacob held a small torn piece of cloth in his hands. "We have a problem," he said seriously.


Ok, that's it, sorry if this chapter is a bit all over the place, it's more of a filler before some action, and some info in this chapter will be relevant later on. Leave a review if you want a bonus scene before the next chapter of Emmett being drunk and Edward still being tipsy. How did you like it? Let me know, I'm not a mind reader and unfortunately, you're all too good at Occlumency for me to get past your shields, so, i suppose you'll just have to tell me what you thought like any other Muggle. That's all for now, blessed be!