He couldn't help the laughter of pure joy that escaped him as he looked about the room. His little mistress in so many different settings. He giggled as he spun around his shrine. Various pictures spanned the walls. He even had little dolls he'd created in her very image in various outfits. He'd managed to find photos he doubted even the little mistress knew existed. He danced about admiring them all.

Photos of the little mistress cooking! Playing with Naruto! Playing in the park! Playing at the river in the summer! Swimming! Reading! Studying! Napping! Both alone and with the little master! Angry! Crying! Smiling! His little mistress was just too CUTE for there not to be a photo of every occasion!

Best of it all, he wasn't the only one who thought so! Orders were coming in from all over for his little mistress' photo! He even started a club that spanned the nations! Soon his little mistress would take over the world and she wouldn't have to lift a finger! She'd simply control those foolish peasants with her cuteness! And if anyone tried anything well, he'd simply have to make sure they went missing. Ridding the world of those fools was the least he could so for his sweet little Missy Chrysy. He could remember her enemies' and those perverted little devils' blood spilling already. Good times.

Bwahahahahahaha!

"What are you doing in there, Mamoru?" Mayu's voice was filled with suspicion.

"Eh?" He quickly slid out shutting and locking the door to the windowless room behind him and smiling. "Did you say something my snuggle muffin?" Her eyes narrowed.

"You're up to something." She pointed her finger at him nearly taking out his eye and fire suddenly erupted behind her as horns grew out of her head. "Don't cause the little mistress any trouble or I'll make sure you regret it! Got it!"

"Yes dear." He whimpers.

Later That Night

Tunnels, Somewhere Under Konoha

"Welcome brothers and sisters!" He greets them jovially. "We are here to commence the 52nd meeting of the Amazing Kiku is so Cute Fan Club!" cheers erupt all around and he twirled on the stage bunny ears atop his head as confetti shot out.

"May I introduce the newly formed we love Kiku Cheerleaders!" The girls run out in white and orange outfits, pompoms at the ready.

We love Kiku! How 'bout you? We love Kiku! She's so cute! Kiku! Kiku! She's the one! Kiku! Kiku! We love you!

Fans stood from their seats cheering and waving lights, holding up banners with Kiku's face plastered on them or snuggling their patented Kiku stuffies.

"Yes! Yes! We all love Kiku!" He spoke into the microphone. "It is this very reason why we have gathered here today. For today! Today I have a gift for you all!" A massive blown up picture taking up nearly the entirety of the tunnel's back wall rolls down revealing a cat-eared Kiku holding a stuffed bear. Rioting ensues. "Calm my fellow Kiku fans! A copy will be provided for everyone pending their donation to our wonderful photography team!"

Of course they don't realize that I'm the entire photography team and am the one who designs all those cute little additions to her outfits! I wonder what I should get Missy Chrysy to wear next!

"Yes. I'm one hell of a butler." He says aloud to himself after he finishes counting the meetings profits to be used towards his adorable mistress' wardrobe so that she would be fitted with only the best of the best. His Missy Chrysy deserved only the best!

Uchiha Residence

"Ah-Choo!" Kiku sneezes.

"Are you alright, Kiku? You're not coming down with a cold are you?" Mikoto asks.

"Nee-chan's sick? No! Nee-chan's dying! Nee-chan's dying! We need a doctor! Someone get the doctor! Nee-chan's sick and dying!" Naruto screams and starts running around crying loudly.

"Kiku-nee's dying?" Sasuke sits up from where he's been falling asleep. "No! We just got rid of the fan-girls! Get a doctor!" he screams and goes to run around the compound with Naruto looking for a doctor until he immediately turns back around and looks at Itachi. He runs to Itachi and beats at him with his little arms. "Nii-kun Kiku-nee needs a doctor! Get a doctor before the fan-girls come back for you!"

"All I did was sneeze." Kiku sweat drops.