Author's Note: Here's your daily reminder to stay inside, wash your hands and not to hoard toilet paper! As a reward, enjoy another chapter of POA, featuring sass, subtle and not so subtle inklings of romance, and much-anticipated appearance of two other Bats!

"Have you seen this?!" Damian explodes, stalking into Tim's office with all the fury of a pit-bull wearing a thousand-dollar suit. His somewhat bruised face is red with fury as he slams of a piece of paper down on Tim's desk.

"Did we have an appointment?" Tim asks lightly. "Because otherwise, I need to call an exorcist about a demon problem."

"Stow your inappropriate humor, Drake, I just received a memo from our lawyers—"

"You received a memo? You don't even work here officially. You were probably just sitting in B's office pretending to do your homework and then snooped in his inbox when his back was turned."

"A technicality that holds no bearing on this," the boy sniffs, waving the paper again. "The patent office is denying Wayne Enterprises claim for the personal water filtration device we filed for on Tuesday."

"What?" Tim demands, snatching the paper and glaring down at it; that was one of the projects he's been overseeing the past few months. "On what grounds?"

"LexCorp apparently filed for a similar product 24 hours before we did."

"Bullshit," Tim snaps. "As of last month, they weren't even out of the developmental stage on that."

He knows because he'd been to the factory chasing down a lead on a completely unrelated case as Red Robin and happened to catch sight of their prototype. It was nowhere near the quality that Luke Fox already perfected in the Wayne tech division.

"Apparently someone's been helping them out."

"Any idea who?"

"I can ferret out the traitor soon enough, and make them see the error of their ways," Damian says, smiling unpleasantly.

Which could mean anything from destroying their legal existence, or a personal beat-down by Robin depending on his mood.

"No," he says. "We'll figure out who did it, and why. Then we take it to Lucius."

"I would imagine the motive for the deceit is rather self-evident."

"It isn't always. Motive colors everything. For all we know, it could be a blackmail situation. I wouldn't put anything past LexCorp, or their R&D team."

"And the issue of the patent itself?" Damian demands, folding his arms. "This company has invested significant capital in developing the product; if LexCorp retains the patent, our profit margins this quarter will tank."

Tim smiles coolly. "They've invested a lot more than we did. Especially if they're paying off a corporate spy. I'll talk to Luke and his dad, but I think if we circulate the story we're placing the design schematics online to ensure anyone in need can construct their own unofficial versions of it—for humanitarian and innovative reasons of course—LexCorp will take the worse hit and with the good press WE gets, we can recoup."

"You don't actually intend to follow through with that, do you?" Damian asks, nose wrinkled in distaste. "That reeks of compromise."

"Of course we'll follow through. With the prototype designs, not the final versions. Profit was never the main goal of that project anyhow, so we can afford a delay on returns. With the sudden influx of bootlegged versions of the technology, owning the patent will no longer be the challenge, it will be providing the most efficient and functional model. Which ours is, given the time we spent developing it."

"So even if LexCorp releases their version, it will continue to underperform next to ours," Damian realizes. He thinks about it for a moment and then nods. "That's a semi-acceptable solution. Not enough justification for you to still be here, though."

A brief, shining moment of an almost-compliment…and we're back to that again.

"You know, if you're so concerned that the team in San Francisco is bereft of management, you could always fly down yourself."

"This is my city. I won't leave it." Which is the same argument he used last night; odd, considering Damian likes to be varied in his attacks on Tim. "Besides, we have all seen the results of the alternative."

Meaning their short-lived team-up where everyone compared them to each other and Damian split.

Tim raises an eyebrow at that.

It almost sounds like he's…upset about that. Funny, he's never indicated he minded leaving the Titans when I came back. And half the time he's off doing whatever it is he does with John.

"Well, maybe if you hadn't been such a jerk to them, they wouldn't have been so eager to see the back of you," he points out, even as he immediately knows it's the wrong thing to say. Damian's expression, on the cusp of showing vulnerability, shuts down completely.

"I have learned it is futile to argue with stupidity, and that includes a preference for subpar leadership. Which you should be getting back to and cease wasting company time on whatever it is you don't actually contribute here."

Tim rolls his eyes, counts to ten in his head, and replies, "I have a case here, you know. I'm not leaving until that's done. And maybe if you stopped being such an ass about it and just came out and asked, I'd be happy to call the team and suggest giving you another chance."

"I don't require your pity!"

"That's not what—" Tim groans and pinches the bridge of his nose; why does every conversation with Damian that doesn't include weapons, always go pear-shaped? "Are you and B fighting again? Is that what this is?"

"Of course not!"

Twin spots of red indicate that's exactly what it is, and Tim groans internally.

Exactly when did I take over from Dick as chief soother of family problems?

Probably shortly after Dick "died" and went undercover with Spyral. Which he thinks is patently unfair, considering Cass is technically second-oldest, and Jason gives off more of that brother-vibe despite his abrasiveness.

Not that that's particularly helpful now; he's got his own problems to deal with.

And of anyone in the family, Tim's the only one Damian interacts with almost as much as Dick, so maybe it's not surprising.

Before he can ruminate any more on that, his phone buzzes; it's from an unknown number, but Tim can guess who it's coming from based on the first words in the text message.

- Hospital called. Tests positive…

There's more to it, but Damian's trying to read it upside down, so Tim snatches it up and reaches for his briefcase.

Apparently, the hospital put a rush on the paternity test results after all. Jason is probably freaking out right now.

"We can continue this whole you-asking-for-help-but-not-really-thing tomorrow."

"I'm not—that isn't—you presume—" the kid splutters as Tim closes his laptop, before recovering and demanding, "Where are you going?"

"Picking up Ives at St. Camillus," he lies with ease and mentally apologizes to his absent friend for using him as a cover. "He's had a hard go of it, so we're doing pizza and a Mission Impossible marathon." He pretends to pause. "You're welcome to come, but I'm telling you now we're not ordering vegetarian or vegan pizza for you. It's going to be a no vegetable zone."

In the past few years he's discovered the fastest way to get Damian to leave him alone is to welcome him to spend time with him. The kid is so set in his ways of insisting he loathes Tim that he'll go out of his way to refuse such an invitation on principle, even in cases where Tim suspects he wouldn't mind sticking around.

Tim thinks he has another year or two of that strategy working before Damian finally figures it out. Which could potentially be fun—he wonders what it would be like to have a younger brother that isn't constantly trying to cut the knees out from under him—but for now, he really wants to avoid it.

Luckily, in this Damian remains predictable.

"I'd rather not stunt my growth like you," the boy sneers.

Tim pretends that dig doesn't irritate him, the way it has been since he noticed Damian catching up to him in height. The kid is smug about it and likes to rub it in. Tim, however, has learned the best way to circumvent that is to make a joke of it.

"I thought everyone assumed it was the energy drinks," he grins.

"I'll be sure to keep an eye out on your territory since you've decided to engage in an evening of sloth instead of important work," Damian grumbles and stalks out of his office.

"So that's a 'no' to pizza night?" Tim calls after him, fully aware of the answer.

"You're a disgrace, Drake."

"Make good choices!"

He allows himself a moment to bask in the satisfaction of ticking off the younger boy, before growing solemn again. He unlocks his phone to scan the whole message.

- Hospital called. Tests positive. Pickup tonight. Legal stuff figured out?

Tim shakes his head; Jason might as well be organizing a stakeout for all the details he's given. It's a typical Bruce-ism they've all adopted for when they are too overwhelmed to deal with something. He wonders if Jason's even aware he's doing it.

He quickly types out a reply—I'll pick you up and we'll go together. I have papers you need—and heads for the company garage.

He remembers the process from when Steph had her baby and signed the adoption papers, and so has ensured the documents the hospital will require are on-hand. Social security and medical history forms, birth certificates, driver's license—a surface survey of identification to prove that Jason Ardila exists.

All Jason needs to do is memorize them on the drive over in case anyone decides to ask questions. Which they won't, since the fact of Jason being the baby's biological parent cuts down on a lot of paperwork for them, and Tim knows from personal experience that when it's possible to avoid paperwork, most organizations do.

Inching back home through Gotham's usual rush hour madness, Tim wonders if Jason will still be there when he gets to the apartment or if this is the point where he gives up and makes a run for it.

Halfway to the Nest, he gets another text from Jason, this one informing him he's not at Tim's place. A follow-up message lists an address Tim thinks he might have read recently, and it's only when he gets home that he recognizes it from the file he read on Isabel.

Guess he decided to go out today after all.

He quickly changes from his business suit to something casual and unassuming, not wanting to draw attention if he goes into the hospital with Jason, and then hunts up the car seat from the piles of baby things Tam bought. Once that's carefully installed into one of his less flashy cars, he heads out to the location Jason gave him.

He pulls up in front of a well-maintained condominium, and texts Jason about his arrival; though he knows he's there, he's still somewhat surprised when the older man materializes from behind the building, his face ashen and entire body pulled tight and tense.

As Jason gets into the car, Tim knows better than to ask him what's wrong or if he's alright.

Instead, he asks, "Have you eaten?"

Jason blinks at him like he's speaking a foreign language, and then processes. "Not yet."

Tim's eyebrows go up at that because usually, it's him that has to be reminded of eating; Jason's one of those people that has to eat every three hours, or they become ornery.

He spares a moment to wonder where he picked up that bit of knowledge, and then suggests, "We can stop for food first if you want." There's a place on the Upper Eastside where Red Hood has been known to frequent. "We can take as long as you want."

"If I eat anything right now, I'm going to throw up," Jason informs him. "I want to just get this over with."

"Right." He can understand that. "Okay, on that note—" Tim strains behind the seat, finagling the folder he stuck there with only the slightest pulled muscle, "—here."

He hands Jason the folder of documents.

"These are all the official stuff they might ask you for, though I doubt we'll need all of them today," he explains. "I also included a list of social media sites you're now registered on and tweaked your membership dates to exist retroactively, though that's more for you and not the hospital."

Jason makes a face. "You gave me a Facebook account."

"Having one is almost more proof of your existence than having a passport these days," Tim replies. "Which you still need to get, but we can hold off on that for a little longer. Everything here is just to throw off anyone from social services or the government if they decide to investigate you while we're coming up with the long-term plan. And if we need an ironclad background, we can bring Oracle in on this."

Jason's expression becomes darker.

"Obviously I know you want that to be a last resort," Tim says quickly. "But just keep in mind it's an option. And O's pretty good at keeping secrets from the rest of the family too, you know."

The older man flips through the documents again and shakes his head. "This is pretty comprehensive considering the kid's not hanging around here for long."

"Trust me, if you want to get her out of the hospital, it's going to have to be that comprehensive."

It looks like Jason has a comment for that, probably about how he doesn't want to take her from the hospital, but he visibly buries it and focusses on getting familiar with his new background.

The rest of the drive is silent and tense, and not for the first time Tim questions the wisdom in getting involved at all. Out of everyone in the family to help Jason through a tough emotional spot, Tim always considers himself the last resort; even Damian has more in common with Jason. On the other hand, with this particular scenario, maybe there is no right person to help.

Luck of the draw, I guess…

The tension in the car ratchets up tenfold as they pull into the hospital parking lot. Tim makes a judgment call to not simply drop Jason off on his own this time and even offers to carry the baby-carrier with him into the building, though Jason declines.

Probably needs something to do with his hands.

Tim feels a modicum of relief at that; the contraption is bulky and seems too big for the baby he held in his arms yesterday. Knowing him, he'd probably drop it and send Jason into a panic attack…

They head to the neonatal section in silence, and when they get there Tim's the one who speaks to the receptionist. She hands him a clipboard with a bunch of release forms and waivers, then assures him the doctor will be with them shortly, before pointing them toward the waiting area.

Once seated, Tim divides up the forms and offers Jason a spare pen from his jacket pocket.

"This stuff's all insurance and stuff," he tells him. "I can fill them out for you."

"I said I was going to handle it."

"Did I say I was putting my information down on it?"

Jason scowls. "I hope you know how creepy it is you know so much about me."

"Creepy, but useful," Tim retorts and shoves a different form at Jason. "This is all family and medical stuff. That's on you."

"How generous," Jason deadpans, though he takes the paper and reads through it.

Despite having the majority of the forms, Tim finishes long before Jason does. When he glances over to see what's keeping him, he realizes that while everything else is filled out, he seems stuck on the name part of the questionnaire.

"You almost done?" he prompts, instead of asking if he's alright.

Jason visibly shakes himself, jots something down on the paper, and practically shoves it back into Tim's hands. "Yeah. All good."

Tim glances at the form, noting that in a fit of inspiration, Jason has added Isabel as the child's middle name.

As if expecting Tim to comment, he mutters, "Wherever she ends up, she should at least have a part of her mom."

"I didn't say anything."

He takes the documents back to the receptionist to be copied and filed, before returning to sit with Jason.

"It's a nice name," he offers after a while. "Luisa Isabel." He considers. "We can call her Isa. It works for both."

"Shit. Jason blinks. "I didn't think about that. Maybe it's not too late to change it."

"I wasn't making fun, you know. It's a decent nickname."

Jason shoots him a sharp look. "What did I say about getting attached?"

"Why do you even care? Whoever ends up taking her might change it anyway."

That comment makes Jason frown, as if he didn't consider it, but if he has anything to reply, it's cut off when a nurse appears and calls out Jason's name.

"Right this way," she beams at them, leading them to the hallway outside of an observation room; she promises to return in a moment.

Jason and Tim look inside, where there are rows of infants in clear cradles. The nurse stops in front of one of them—labeled Baby Ardila—and picks up the pink swaddled infant.

"Mr. Ardila," a familiar voice interrupts, and they glance up as Dr. Kerry makes an appearance. He hesitates upon meeting Tim's gaze, clearly wanting to keep to the privacy he requested yesterday. "Mr…"

"Draper," Tim supplies smoothly, glad for the attempt.

"Right." The man shakes his head and returns his attention to Jason. "As you're aware, we did receive the tests back confirming the paternity. All that's left is to release her into your custody, though I do have a few last-minute matters to discuss."

"Sure," Jason says tightly.

"Don't worry, there's nothing wrong. She's in excellent health," the doctor assures them, as Jason fiddles with the baby carrier. He seems to be unsure if he should carry it by the handle or in his massive arms.

It would be kind of funny if he wasn't so terrified.

"Her Apgar scores are perfect, she's already had her Vitamin K injection and shots against Hepatitis B—all of which was arranged and signed off on before the birth," he adds quickly, wary like he's expecting them to rage at him for vaccinating the child.

"Good," Jason says, probably because it's one less thing to worry about.

Kerry appears relieved, and continues, "She'll have a series of injections and boosters she'll be needing, but her pediatrician will give you all of that information when you bring her for her check-up a week from now—" Kerry cuts himself off as if remembering the situation. "I can give you several referrals if you haven't selected one yet."

"Thank you, but that's unnecessary," Tim says. "We have a family physician."

Kerry glances at Jason, as if unsure if he should be deferring that decision to Tim considering the kid's paternity, but Jason nods. "I think that's probably the only thing we for-sure have covered."

Not entirely sure Leslie's area is babies, but she's still the only doctor worth trusting in this city. Jason knows it too.

"Very well," the man says with a hint of doubt in his voice. He appears to debate with himself about something for a moment and then squares his shoulders. "We do have a social worker on-site if you change your mind about adoption."

"No," Jason says.

Kerry sighs. "Mr. Ardila, if you'll pardon my input—you're young. And given the circumstances, this is quite a shock. It's admirable you want to do the right thing and step up to your responsibilities, but it would be remiss of me not to remind you to do what's best for the child and yourself as well. If at any time you think you can't do this, you have options. It's better to figure out what you want to do now while she's so young than once she's had time to bond with you."

Jason looks torn by either prospect, so Tim cuts in with a polite, "Thank you, doctor. We're aware of our options. As you said, this has been quite a shock, and we have a lot do discuss. However, we would rather the baby not be left indefinitely in the hospital while we do that. I'm sure you understand."

"Of course." Kerry clears his throat, uncomfortable. "The attending nurse has a few papers to give you, commonly asked questions and the like. Just an overview of care for the next week or so, but if there's any concern—anything at all—I've included my emergency phone number and email."

"Thank you."

He hesitates a further second, before excusing himself. There's hardly any time to process that, before the nurse has returned, Luisa in her arms.

"Here she is," she murmurs softly, almost a coo as she presents the baby to them.

When Jason hesitates a half-second too long, Tim immediately reaches out to pick up the swaddled infant. He may have done a little bit of research and YouTubing earlier to ensure a little more confidence when holding her.

Today, Luisa's eyes are actually open—barely—though unfocussed. She has no reaction for Tim other than a slight scrunching of her nose and futile wriggle against the blankets keeping her wrapped like a baby burrito. Her skin's blotchy and a bit greasy looking, and she still resembles a potato, though maybe a bit less wrinkled today.

Jason puts the carrier down, and while he appears intent on whatever the nurse is telling him—either congratulations or the infant care Kerry promised—Tim busies himself with figuring out how to put the infant in the carrier.

Does she really need that many straps and buckles to keep her in? It's not like she'll even have the coordination to escape for another two years…

Eventually, he manages it, however, and picks up the carrier by the handle; he sees now why Jason felt so awkward with it before, it doesn't exactly feel convenient.

"…and that's it," the nurse is saying, while Jason nods.

I highly doubt that's it.

He doesn't say that out loud, though, if only for Jason's sake; instead, he smiles and says, "Thanks for everything."

"You take care now," she admonishes. "The first week is hard on new parents."

"No kidding," Jason replies with a laugh that anyone else might call nervous, but which Tim recognizes as bordering hysteria.

Time to leave. "I've got no doubt we'll manage. We've been in tougher situations."

That seems to penetrate some of the panic the other man is working himself into. He blinks as if suddenly remembering who he is and how much they've survived.

"Yeah," he agrees, a little shaky but surer. "We have." He takes a deep breath, offers an actual attempt at a charming smile at the nurse, before turning to Tim. "We should get going."

"We should."

He still makes no move to take the carrier, but Tim doesn't comment on it; he's sure in the next days and weeks Jason will be easier around the baby. But right now, he's not able to do it, and that's the whole point to Tim being there.

They turn to leave, baby safely in her carrier between them; when the nurse calls out a parting, "Congratulations!", Tim pretends he doesn't notice Jason flinch.

⁂⁂⁂

After a chillingly silent drive back to the apartment, they find Tam waiting for them. Tim finds himself making a mental note to give her a raise for just knowing when he's going to need her.

"I came bearing Chinese food," she announces as they clamber through the secret door. "I wasn't sure you'd be hungry after this or not. So, take as much or as little as you want. I bought a lot because I figure you guys are going to be hella busy the next few days, and food runs aren't going to be a priority and—" She pauses as they draw near, and Jason places the carrier square in the center of the island in the kitchen. "Is this her?"

"No, it's the other illegitimate child I found out about this week," Jason mutters tiredly.

"How the heck am I supposed to know what's normal for you?" Tam shakes her head, eyes riveted on the baby. She reaches out lightly to stroke the edge of the baby's cap. "What's her name?"

"Luisa."

"She's beautiful."

"How can you tell?" Tim asks, considering the ruddy, squished face.

Tam smacks him in the shoulder. "Don't be mean."

"I'm not being mean! I seriously can't see it. Is this a woman thing?"

That earns him another smack.

The baby, who has been silent the whole ride from the hospital, suddenly begins to cry. The sound starts as a mild bleating but quickly grows louder.

"See? You offended her," Tam says.

"You're so funny," Tim grumbles.

"Is that the 'I'm hungry cry', or the 'I'm wet' cry?" Jason wonders.

The prospect of either is unpleasant in different ways.

"Could be either. One of us should change her while the other gets something to eat—you did buy formula, right?"

"Of course I did," Tam rolls her eyes. "I didn't think either of you was going to start spontaneously lactating."

"Thank you for that imagery," Tim says, having to pitch his voice a little louder over the crying. "So, who's doing what?"

"Do either of you even know how to change a diaper?"

"Yes," both men reply and then eye each other in surprise.

"There were a lot of families with kids in my building growin' up," Jason defends himself. "Babysittin' was one of the few jobs a kid like me could get paid for under the table." He eyes the infant. "They were all way bigger than this, though."

"I'm sure the concept's the same," Tim replies. "Remind me to tell you about the time B was stuck carrying a baby around with him all night."

"He took a baby on patrol?" Jason demands, indignant.

"There was nowhere safe to leave it. Among others, Ra's al Ghul was looking for it."

"Oh, him," Tam contempts, earning a bemused glance from Jason.

"One of the most dangerous men in the world, and that's your reaction?"

"I've filled my quota of gibbering panic for a lifetime," she answers.

Jason shrugs, acknowledging the point, and then glances at Tim. Hesitant, he holds out a fist. "Loser gets diapers?"

It takes a minute.

"Best two out of three," Tim agrees.

"Are you kidding right now," Tam groans, like she's considering pulling at her hair.

Two throws later and Jason is muttering darkly as he goes digging for the box of diapers, while Tim juggles a container of formula and the package of new bottles that he needs to clean first. Tam is holding Luisa ("I'm playing nursemaid exactly once," she warns with a dangerous look in her eye. "Now get your sh—stuff together."), gravitating back and forth between the two men and wincing as Isa's decibel level increases impressively.

While Tim cleans unpacks and starts cleaning the bottles, following directions from an online guide, Jason sets up his supplies on the living room coffee table. After Tam carefully transfers the tiny, squalling creature into his arms, Jason takes a minute or so to study her.

"I don't smell anything," he says, uncertain. "She could just be wet."

"Still means you have to change her," Tam reminds him.

"I'm getting' there!"

"What's that stuff all over her? Are you supposed to bathe her?"

"No, you're not supposed to bathe them for at least 24 hours," Tim calls from the kitchen. "That stuff's apparently good for the skin or something. Even then, I think we're going to stick to sponge baths for the foreseeable future."

"Wet baby means slippery baby," Jason agrees. "So no."

"Good call," Tam says.

By the time Tim has boiled the new bottles and plastic nipples long enough to make sure they're sterilized and prepared the formula, Jason's managed to change the baby and get her into one of the impossibly small onesies from the baby things.

"Since she's still crying, I'm guessing it wasn't a diaper issue," Tim remarks, testing to ensure neither the nipple or the formula inside is too hot, before handing over the bottle. "Make sure you keep her head higher than her stomach—"

"I have done this before, you know. Yesterday, even."

"Well, you looked unsure."

"I'll remind you what you look like next time you hold her."

But there's less bite in Jason's tone than might be normal, his attention clearly on keeping the infant well-positioned in the crook of his arm and trying to tempt her to latch on to the nipple. Not for the first time does Tim think Jason looks too big to be allowed to hold something so tiny—even if he knows that those hands are capable of some pretty delicate handling.

He's seen the bombs the Red Hood has made; the skill it takes for such delicate work is nothing short of art, whatever Batman might think about it.

For some reason, everyone is quiet throughout the ordeal to feed her; it almost feels like everyone is holding their breath.

It's a bit of a chore getting her to take the nipple, and even when she does, she keeps stopping every so often and turning away. Her eyes remain unfocused and drowsy, and despite her earlier complaints, she doesn't seem interested in eating. In fact, she seems to nod off before she takes eve the minimum amount recommended.

"Why is she fallin' asleep? She's hungry, she should be eatin'," Jason complains—frets, actually.

"Maybe she's more tired than she is hungry," Tim suggests.

"She did just go through birth," Tam agrees.

"Yeah, she'll probably be out of it for another day or two." Tim carries the unfinished bottle over to the sink; he'll wash it out later. "Anyway, all the forums say we need to feed her every two or three hours, so we can try again later. Maybe she'll be hungrier."

"Speaking of later," Tam says, glancing at her watch. "We have a meeting at eight o'clock tomorrow. I need to go over your presentation once more and make sure all the numbers add up."

"My numbers always add up."

"Uh, yeah. Because I check them." She's wandered over to the hall closet to grab her coat by the time Tim gets up to walk her out.

"Thanks for all of this," he says quietly. "Not just the presentation. The food, and the picking up supplies and everything."

"Hawaii," she replies.

"…What?"

"It's where you're sending me after this fiscal quarter," she replies. "Two weeks, all-inclusive, presidential suite."

"I'll make the call personally," he promises, opening the door. "See you tomorrow."

"Take care of the baby. And Luisa too."

Tim chokes back a laugh and just hopes Jason didn't hear that. He watches for a few seconds as Tam gets into the back of an Uber, and then goes back into the apartment.

It sort of feels like losing an ally once she's gone.

Jason is sitting back on the couch now, not for comfort but seemingly to prop himself up while he holds Isa, staring down at her as if she might suddenly rear up and bite him. Which is unlikely, since she's conked out again.

Unlikely, considering she's down for the count again.

"So what are the odds you set up somewhere for her to sleep while you were here this morning?"

"Slim to none," Jason replies darkly.

Something passes across his face—like grief—and Tim remembers where he picked Jason up. It occurs to him he hasn't even asked yet what he was doing there.

He'll tell me when he's ready. Or he won't. It's not really my business how he says goodbye to the mother of his child…

"Alright. Well." Tim considers the boxes. "I don't know about you, but I'm not in the mood to build a crib tonight. "Either she sleeps in the carrier all night, or…I don't know, we could make something temporary for her in your room."

"Right, because I'm not worried enough about crushin' her just in my hands, you think I'm putting' her in the same bed as me?" Jason huffs.

"Well, you'd think with enough pillows on all sides of her—"

"Just get me some blankets and a laundry basket—assumin' you own a laundry basket."

"Of course I own a laundry basket," Tim rolls his eyes. "Contrary to popular belief, I do know how to wash my own clothes myself."

"But foldin' them's still a stretch I take it."

"Why are you complaining? No folded clothes frees up valuable basket space for accidental baby acquisition," Tim says. "Though I never would have thought to make a crib from a laundry basket."

"Yeah, because you grew up rich. You think workin' moms in the Alley can spend a hundred bucks on a crib when they've got mouths to feed?"

"Guess not," Tim allows, and goes to get the required supplies.

Once in the guestroom, he considers for a while where to place the makeshift crib, before shifting one of the night tables out of the way. By the time he finishes padding and folding blankets to ensure adequate padding, Jason has appeared in the room.

As he places the infant in the soft space and begins to tuck her in, Tim says, "Don't put the blankets around her too tight."

"I know."

"And you should take off that cap, so she doesn't overheat—"

"I know!" Jason hisses, although Tim doubts very much that he does. Still, he carefully removes the snug little hat the baby has worn since the hospital.

They both pause, staring.

"Why does her head look like that?" Jason asks after a beat, wary. "Did something happen? Did someone drop her, or…?" He might not be on board with this whole impromptu-parent thing, but clearly the idea of someone dropping a baby and walking away doesn't sit well with him.

"That's normal," Tim tells him, trying to sound like he's always known this and didn't just read it on the internet yesterday. "It will go away."

"Conehead baby is normal?"

"Exactly how do you expect a baby to fit through the birth canal? The plates in her skull will shift back into place as her brain grows, and they'll eventually harden. But for now, they're still not fused."

Jason makes a face. "That's a messed up system."

"Well, so far in billions of years of mammals giving birth evolution hasn't been able to come up with anything better, so…"

Jason shakes his head, looking faintly disturbed.

"I'm going to go open up the baby monitors I saw downstairs," Tim says. "Be right back."

Jason doesn't reply.

As Tim leaves the room, he spies the older man hesitantly running a finger across Isa's cheek like he's not sure what to do. The baby turns in the direction of his finger in her sleep.

When he returns, though, Jason is sitting at the edge of his bed, several feet away from the baby, and staring off into the distance. Tim tries not to interrupt him as he sets up one monitor on the table beside the basket.

"She was going to tell me."

Tim blinks. "What?"

"Isabel," Jason replies, still not entirely focused. "She was planning to tell me about the baby. She wanted me in her life. If she hadn't…"

He trails off, shaking his head.

If she hadn't died.

Tim knows better than to offer sympathy. Instead, he asks, "How do you know?"

"She left a note. More an email. She was going to send it but…" he trails off and shrugs. "Plans change, I guess."

"Do they?" Tim keeps a careful tone. "For you, I mean. About what you're going to do?"

Jason doesn't answer right away, to the point that Tim wonders if he even heard them. Then,

"I don't know," he says at last. "No. Maybe if she lived, it might be different." He meets Tim's eyes, like he's expecting judgment, and asks, "What would you do?"

"No idea," Tim replies in total honesty. "I've never even considered being a parent."

"Really? Not once?"

"No."

"Even when Blondie got knocked up?" Off Tim's surprised look, he adds, "Yeah, I heard about that. Never thought about doing the 'right' thing? Getting married, settling down, playing dad?"

"No. Our lives were too complicated—are too complicated."

"They weren't always."

Tim snorts a mirthless laugh. "My life was always complicated. My parents weren't exactly the gold standard for raising kids, and then after—well, I never figured any of us would live long enough to have children."

This time it's Jason that gives a huff of almost laughter.

"There I go again," he drawls, "breaking the mold."

"Setting impossible standards," Tim agrees. "Spontaneous resurrection, improbable baby—next thing you'll singlehandedly bring about world peace."

"Whoa, now, let's not get crazy," Jason says, pretending concern. "Gotta leave something for the Justice League to do in their abundant spare time."

"Fair point." Tim glances out the window; the sky is clear tonight, no sign of the bat signal, but he knows better than to think Gotham is quiet. He checks the time on his phone and nods to himself. "Speaking of spare time, I'm going to head out for a few hours."

"Patrol?"

"Actually, I think I'll see what my friend Ives is up to." He gives Jason a quick summary of his conversation with Damian. "Plausible deniability and all. I doubt demon brat will be interested enough to check, but you never know when that Wayne paranoid will set in."

"Right," Jason says, a distracted note in his voice.

Tim hesitates, watching Jason fiddle awkwardly with the baby monitor. "I don't have to, though. If you need me to, I can just stick around here. There's still preliminary research to do for that mob case, or I can start checking into potential families…"

"No. I'm fine. Just do whatever it is you normally do."

"Try to sound a little more convincing there, Todd."

"Screw you."

Tim rolls his eyes and heads for the door. "I'm off then. Probably still won't be a late night, though, I got barely more sleep than you."

"Even an hour is more…"

"Still. If you want, I can feed and check on her when I get back, so you don't have to get up with her. Just promise you won't, like, shoot me or something if I come into your room while you're asleep."

Jason looks almost disgusted. "You think I'm actually keeping a gun anywhere near me while there's a baby in the room?"

The indignation on his face is almost endearing, and Tim can't fight the temptation to tease. "Aw, look, your Bruce is showing."

Jason brandishes the monitor. "So help me, I'll stuff this down your throat."

"But then you can't hear my pearls of wisdom," Tim shoots back, though he's quickly backing out of the room. "And you know you're dying to."

"About as much as I'd like to move to Antarctica."

"I'm sure Clark has enough space in the Fortress of Solitude."

"Get out of here before I kill you and it wakes up the baby."

⁂⁂⁂

After two movies and being so distracted that Ives kicks his ass at Mario Kart, Tim returns to his apartment. It's not very late in vigilante time—two o'clock, as promised—and he's sort of half expecting Jason to be still awake when he gets back.

The older man is sitting on the couch in the living room, flipping absently through the channels, eye flicking to the baby-monitor beside him every few seconds like he's prepared to jump into action if he hears a cry.

"Has she been keeping you up?" Tim asks as he strides over.

Jason blinks blearily at him. "No."

"Then why don't you grab some sleep while you can? There's no point staying up if you don't have to."

"First of all—fuck you. Second of all, that's rich comin' from the family insomniac. And third, I'm havin' trouble shuttin' my brain off, okay? It's still tryin' to figure out if I didn't accidentally travel to another alternate reality of something."

A sharp, distorted cry echoes over the monitor and Jason really does jump.

"Stay put," Tim tells him, already heading for the stairs. "I'll get her."

It's still surprising when Jason listens to him, which Tim puts down to being in a desperate situation. He hopes that having someone else in the apartment to help with Isa will diminish whatever anxiety has the older man wound so tight.

Once upstairs, Tim slips into the guestroom and scoops her into his arm, wincing at the shrill squealing cry. After a quick check of her diaper—blessedly empty—he carries her still crying form downstairs to prepare a bottle for her.

Jason winces when they appear and—he doesn't really run away, but he makes a hasty exit over the stairs.

Tim huffs under his breath. "It's not like she's a bomb, Jason. Geeze."

Though she is doing an excellent job imitating a percussion grenade while they wait for the bottle of formula to warm up in the microwave, so maybe there are some similarities.

"It was thirty seconds, not thirty years, calm down," he grumbles as she latches onto the plastic nipple like a starving animal.

He watches her nurse for a few minutes, brows furrowed and mind on Jason.

I know he's still adjusting, but at some point, it's got to start sinking in, right? I mean, he's not even planning on keeping her, it's all temporary, so there's no reason for him to be this out of it.

Unless there's more going on than just a surprise baby—which, given Jason's past and present activities, could very well the issue.

I wonder how hard he'd punch me if I suggested he talk to someone about this?

Not Dick, obviously; calling him has always been one of Tim's major avenues of support when he's going through hard times, but he knows Jason would rather crawl through broken glass than open up to his predecessor.

Sometimes I think Jason's relationship with Dick is a hundred times more complicated than it is with anyone else in the family…

Isa gives a dissatisfied whimper and turns her face away from the bottle. Tim frowns, seeing that she's barely drunk a quarter of it, and tries to tempt her to take another, but she refuses, already going dozy and limp with sleep.

"Really? After all that? You raise holy hell and you don't even finish it?" He snorts. "You really are his."

It's an effort to get the sleepy infant to burp, but he manages it; she passes out before he's even made it back up the stairs and back to Jason's room.

Despite having explicit permission to enter without knocking, Tim's still uneasy broaching Jason's personal space. Especially since Tim can tell he's not asleep, even if he's lying on his bad, holding a pillow over his face like he's trying to block everything out.

Tim carefully arranges the baby back in her basket-bassinet, and quietly asks Jason, "Need anything else?"

Jason mutters something that sounds suspiciously like "Another life", and turns his back on both Tim and the baby.

And really, what can he even say to that?

It's a problem for some other time.

Tim takes a quick shower, before faceplanting onto his unmade bed. The exhaustion he's been ignoring for the past day or so finally hits him, and he passes out without even getting up to turn off the lights.

By some miracle, he gets six hours of uninterrupted sleep before his alarm goes off later that morning. He doesn't feel fully rested, but he gave up on chasing that sensation two Robins ago.

After dressing and taming his hair (it might be time for a haircut soon), he spends an extra ten minutes checking the bruises on his face—they've gone from dark purple to blue—and applying a liberal amount of cover-up. A beat later, he adds a bit of eyeliner as well, to give an appearance of alertness that he doesn't quite feel.

Heading downstairs his nose twitches as he becomes cognizant of an unfamiliar smell.

Of...someone's cooking?

He finds Jason in his kitchen, flipping pancakes. The baby carrier is in the middle of the kitchen island, Isa sleeping soundly in a cocoon of blankets.

Instead of asking Jason why he's cooking, Tim grabs a coffee cup from the cupboard and turns on his Keurig. "How was the first night?"

He doesn't expect Jason to respond beyond irritated grunting, and so is surprised when he answers.

"Took me an hour to fall asleep," he says. "Then at four she woke me up…then at six…and then just now. So, I decided, screw it, I'm hungry anyway. And about the only thing you have all the ingredients for are pancakes." He shoots Tim a judging look. "I don't even think you have maple syrup. It's a disgrace."

"I think there might be corn syrup in the pantry?"

"Disgrace," Jason repeats.

Tim ignores him and glances at the two dozen pancakes he's caught sight of behind Jason's bulk. "Exactly how many people are you feeding?"

Something that might be a blush darkens Jason's cheeks.

"I may have gotten a little distracted," he admits defensively. "But I needed something mindless to do and it worked, so just…shut up and eat."

He shoves a plate with three pancakes at Tim, who doesn't have the heart to tell Jason he doesn't really eat breakfast. Instead, he goes looking for the much-maligned corn syrup and takes the smallest pancake he can find in the bunch.

It's only polite, after all.

Isa starts to whimper again and Jason groans. "There is no way you're hungry again, I just fed you."

Instead, he carts her over to the coffee table—the vintage Henredon table Tim actually spent a couple of weeks tracking down because it resembled one his parents had when he was a child—has since yesterday seemingly become the chosen changing station.

There are piles of fresh diapers and wipes spread out on it, clearly from earlier changes, and there's a pail next to it, along with the detritus of the packaging it was in.

"That can't be sanitary," Tim says. "Or environmentally friendly."

"Yeah, well, your highness can shell out for cloth diapers and hire a service to clean them if that's your issue."

Tim rolls his eyes but wisely doesn't reply to that, instead busying himself with finishing off the giant pancake and a much-needed cup of coffee.

"Ugh," he hears Jason say after a while. "Are we sure this is a human child? Because what's coming out of her doesn't look human."

Tim chokes on a large lump of pancake and glares across the room. "Yes, thanks for that while I'm eating."

"As if your stomach hasn't been tested by many a murder scene."

"Never while I was eating," Tim grumbles and pushes his plate away. He hunts down a travel mug for his second much-needed cup of coffee and then grabs his messenger bag from the hook on the door.

He's halfway headed for the garage when he pauses and considers Jason again.

"Do you need me to stay?" he asks. "I mean, it's the first day you're doing this, so—"

"I don't need you holding my hand, Drake," Jason deadpans, "especially since you're not going to be here during the day anyway. No point in getting used to a crutch."

Tim isn't sure he likes that comparison.

"You sure?"

"I figured out how to defuse bombs, I can figure this out."

"Okay…but Safiya did give you her number, right? You know there's no shame in calling her if you're stuck." That earns him a withering glare. "Just saying." He offers Jason a mock-salute. "Enjoy learning how to baby."

"Fuck you."

"Language!"

"She's two days old, she doesn't know what the hell I'm sayin'."

"A-plus childcare, Mary Poppins," Tim mutters—under his breath because he doesn't actually want to be punched this early in the morning—and finally leaves.

Once at the office, he falls into his usual routine—perfunctory greetings to people he should only know by sight but for whom he has done extensive background checks, sitting in a board meeting and chewing out the legal team for not filing their water-filter patent faster (he may have brushed it off to spare people the wrath of Damian, but he fully understands the kid's anger), a stop at the break-room for a third cup of coffee and to keep an ear out for the office gossip.

Tam is waiting in his office when he finally settles in for the rest of the morning.

"How's everything going at home?" she asks, closing the door behind her. She hands him his schedule for the day and a checklist of phone calls to return and products that require oversight.

"As well as can be expected," he replies, sipping his coffee. "It's an adjustment."

"No kidding. You go from single, introvert shut-in bachelor to living with Dream Daddy overnight."

Tim promptly inhales and then spits out very hot coffee, only narrowly missing a stack of contracts that need reviewing.

Tam's eyes flick to the mess. "I'm not cleaning that up."

"Why would you say that?" he splutters as his brain frantically tries to reboot after the shock.

"Because it's not my job to clean up after the functional man-child that is my boss?"

"Not that." He glares. "Filling my brain with disturbing notions."

"Is the disturbing notion that I said it, or that you know what Dream Daddy is?"

"The disturbing thing is that you think my—" He pauses, hesitant to use the word 'brother' in relation to Jason, if only because it feels wrong for some inexplicable reason. 'Friend' is also a gross over-estimation of their relationship. "—new roommate is attractive."

"Well, some of us have eyes," Tam shrugs.

"And some of us have criteria for what we find attractive beyond looks."

"Right. Forgot. You like the dangerous types that try to kill you first and ask questions later."

Tim opens his mouth to object, and then tilts his head to one side to acknowledge it: given his recent dating history, she's not wrong. "You forget that type tends to be female. As in something my new roommate most definitely is not."

"Puh-lease, I've seen you when you're hanging out with Connor. You can't tell me that's a hundred percent platonic."

"It is!"

"If you say so," Tam replies. "But you forget—I've kissed you. And I've never felt less spark or even interest in a guy before."

"Because I was surprised," Tim grouses. "That doesn't mean I don't like women. You've met Stephanie."

"Yeah, but she told me she hit you in the face with a brick the first time you two met."

"I regret ever introducing you to each other," Tim groans, pressing his face into his hands. "Look, you're the one who decided us dating would be a bad idea, so don't go taking that as evidence that I'm gay."

"First of all, our dating would be a bad idea, and not even just because of the inevitable involvement of ninjas or Vicki Vale's byline. I've already explained why—which you agreed with at the time. And second of all, I never said you were gay, I said you had a type. Lynx tried to break you with a sword, Connor broke your arm, and as I said, there was Steph…Point is, gender has nothing to do with it, you're just a masochist."

"I must be since I put up with you," he sighs. "Let me be clear: I have no interest, nor will I ever have interest in…my new roommate. And this is so far from the appropriate place to talk about this stuff."

"And he pulls the 'boss' card," Tam narrates sarcastically. "Fine, I'll leave it alone. For now. Only because I have a conference call with my opposite number in Hong Kong." She heads out but can't resist throwing an over-dramatic sigh over her shoulder. "Maybe if I had the ability to throw you through a wall, you and I would have had a chance. Guess we'll never know."

She opens the door to the office, and then she's gone, leaving Tim to parse the utterly bewildering turn to the conversation.

"How did we even get on that topic?" he mutters to himself, searching his desk for his glasses.

God, she can never find out that Jason tried to kill me that first time we met. I'll never hear the end of it. Even if she's completely wrong about all this, I'll have to deal with knowing looks the rest of my life…

Tim makes a valiant effort to lose himself in his work after that, if only to erase the memory of Jason being called 'daddy' by another adult. He cleans up his desk as best he can, wrinkling his nose at the idea the place is going to smell like stale coffee for a while, and then does a quick triage of what work needs to be done now and what can wait.

He manages to lose himself for a few hours, working even through lunch, before setting aside time to wrestle with the current problem in his life: namely, helping Jason find someone to step in and deal with the baby situation.

It's not like a business deal or falling stock options. A human being doesn't come with cheat codes or hacks.

Well…not directly.

Tim grins to himself and opens an encrypted server to access to the CPS servers. Jason's adamant about not working through the system, but that doesn't mean they can't investigate families within the system on their own and outside of whatever arbitrary criteria individual caseworkers use to evaluate potential parents. It's a starting point.

At the same time, he's using his personal computer that's linked in with the Nest system to add a few extra layers of protection to Jason's falsified information. It's a fairly routine task, but he wants to ensure no one realizes he's there.

His screen freezes.

O: Do I need to know why you suddenly needed to hack the SSA?

"Almost no one," Tim corrects himself with a sigh; of course she's keeping tabs on him.

He types a quick reply:

T: You mean you don't already?

O: No. I'm waiting for you to be upfront about it.

That would be a definite change from the usual Bat modus operandi. He wonders how long it's going to last.

T: Precautionary alias for a case.

O: I see.

T: You know if it was anything more than that I'd have reached out.

O: Even if it involves a certain red sheep of the family?

Tim groans, and only just refrains from pressing his palms against his eyes in frustration. Babs' stance on Jason isn't exactly clear, and she's just as likely to give Bruce a heads-up about possible Red Hood antics coming up as wait for him to figure it out himself.

T: Even then. This is a personal thing and I'm handling it.

O: Alright. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

O: For now.

Which Tim knows from experience will only last for so long; any potential threat in Gotham—and Jason is still occasionally classified as one of those—and Oracle might just take a page out of Batman's mitigation playbook.

"Problem for another day," he tells himself.

He's starting to feel like that's going to become his new mantra.

⁂⁂⁂

The rest of the afternoon is spent on the phone, fielding calls from various departments and sorting out production complications. Interspersed are texts and Facebook messages from friends and family—Dick, wondering if dinner is still happening on Friday, Bruce wanting updates on the mob case, the Titans wanting to know if he's coming to San Francisco that weekend—

Tim is evasive with all except the last one, informing Bart that there's some family drama going on that will keep him home for a while. Once the speedster knows, everyone else will know, so it's about as effective as sending a group text.

He resists the urge to phone Jason and see how he's doing; he's rather sure he won't pick up.

("I ain't a damn kid that needs checkin' up on, Drake.")

Not that Tim is checking up on him. He just knows that whenever someone in the family is going through a personal crisis, that's usually the time when Gotham's rogues decide to act out.

So really, ensuring Jason's stress levels stay manageable is a public service.

"Because that sounds like logic," he chides himself.

Damian shows up around 3 o'clock and spends the next two hours alternatively disparaging everything about Tim from his too-long hair to how he organizes his filing system, to discussing WE resource allocation for an animal shelter he wants to open. The conversational whiplash is enough to make Tim's head spin, and he makes a note in his phone to talk to Bruce about whatever it is that's going on between them that's so bad Damian prefers Tim's company to his father's.

Either Bruce put his foot down about another of Damian's strays, or he still won't agree that Robin should have a private prison to lock up rogues.

Whatever the reason, Tim is very much out of his depth at the youngest Bat's newest tactics for taking his frustrations out on Tim.

Though I guess workplace inconveniences are a huge step up from swords to the gut. Could always be worse, I guess.

It turns out he's not the only one learning new and interesting coping strategies. Upon arriving home at six, he finds Jason tweaking the tech in his gear on the kitchen table, baby carrier three feet away.

His entire body is tense, like a spring ready to snap.

"Was she up all day or something?" Tim asks on the way in, putting his bag on the floor and loosening his tie.

Jason shoots him a baleful look. "She's been crying all day. And she's still barely eating. I think she's starting to look a little yellow—Tim, why is she yellow?"

And Jason sounds—dare he say it—almost frazzled.

Right. Time for more damage control.

"I've got her," Tim says, easing into Jason's personal space and taking the baby. "You go to sleep. Or shower. Or watch TV or something. You're starting to go batty."

That earns a disgusted look, and even Tim winces because that was just bad.

"Did you seriously just say that?" Jason asks.

"No, you're sleep-deprived and hallucinated it," he replies.

"I'll allow it," Jason says, yawning. "But only because it could be true."

Jason shuffles off upstairs and Tim heaves himself onto the couch, pulling out his phone to check his usual online haunts for potential cases or clues for his current case. Social media and forums are pretty good sources once you learn how to weed out the sensationalist crap.

After thirty minutes of nothing, he gives it up and wanders over to the dwindling pile of baby items. Jason hasn't returned yet, so he's either passed out from exhaustion in the shower or actually made it to bed. Since Tim can't hear the water running, he supposes it's the latter.

It won't kill me to go without the pre-patrol nap today, I guess.

Studying the pile, he notes that the boxes with the crib, changing table and whatever else needed assembly, have all gone missing. Presumably, Jason set those up this morning in a fit of boredom or paranoia.

The only things that haven't been touched are the blankets, soft toys and garments, other than whatever Isa's been changed into already.

There are only about twenty different pieces of clothing, and according to his not-so-new best friend the Internet, that's not going to be nearly enough given infant propensity to upchuck. Especially since it's not all the same size. Tam had to guess how big Isa was, so at least half the onesies here won't fit her for another month or two, which isn't supremely helpful for right now.

Back to fiddling with his phone, Tim goes online to order some more supplies and discovers, to his delight, that there's an entire line of pop-culture related babywear. Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Superhero logos…

He grins as he orders one of everything for next-day delivery, wondering whether Jason's more likely to complain or find it funny.

Under normal circumstances, he'd probably find it funny. For someone else's kid.

There's still no sign of Jason after sunset, so Tim feeds and burps the baby, then sets up his laptop and tablet in the kitchen to check some of his surveillance feeds for the mob case. However, Isa protests every time he tries to put her down.

"What's wrong with you now?" he asks. "You're warm, you're fed—" He takes a pause to check and change her diaper, during which time she continues to mewl at him, "—and you're dry. Which means now's the time you got to sleep, okay? New babies are supposed to do three things: eat, poop and sleep. So get on that."

Once again he attempts to wrap her up and place her in her carrier, but the whimpering becomes flat-out crying, her tiny face becoming purple with rage and her eyes pinching shut.

"Okay, okay—putting you down is a no," he sighs, tucking her back in his arms to rock her gently. He watches his computer monitor balefully, knowing if he's holding the baby, there's not going to be any hacking of Gotham's CCTV tonight.

Could text Babs and ask her to do it. Except then she'll want to know why.

Which is also a no.

One-handed, he searches out his phone again, looking up possible reasons for Isa's current temper and potential solutions online. One thing jumps out at him and he brightens. A quick trip to the Nest and back, and he has what he was looking for.

Which is how Jason finds him when he finally comes back downstairs around eight o'clock, showered, rested and altogether more human-looking than what Tim came home to. He pauses at the foot of the stairs, squinting at Tim. "Is that your cape?"

"My cape is made out of state-of-the-art piezoelectric fabric substrates that can become a weapon with the right electrical frequency," Tim retorts, trying not to feel entirely self-conscious from his seat at the kitchen table, wrapped in a makeshift mei-tai with Jason's daughter drooling into his chest. "Also, that thing's filthy."

"And this is…?"

"My old cape," Tim replies, going back to his computer. "Sometimes newborns just need to hear a heartbeat to calm them down. The best way is skin to skin, but I'm kind of in the middle of something, so this is the next best thing."

Jason tilts his head to one side in consideration. "That's a good idea."

"Yeah, I looked it up online."

"Of course you did," Jason groans, rubbing his temple. "Because that's what normal people do. I didn't even think of it, I was too busy trying to get her to stop crying." He huffs, almost rueful. "Why the hell am I surprised that you're good at this? You're good at friggen everything."

Huh. A compliment. Those are almost as rare coming from Jason as they are from Damian. He must really be out of his comfort zone.

"Maybe it's just because I have a certain measure of distance from it all," Tim suggests, standing up to leave his temporary workstation. "If I suddenly found out I had a kid, I don't know how I'd react."

"Bull. You're just like B. You'd just stick it in the back of your mind and forget about how to feel about it until you're ready to deal."

Tim feels a sudden flare of anger. "Is that actually how you think I am?"

"You going to tell me you're not?" Jason challenges.

Tim opens his mouth to do exactly that, only to wrinkle his nose at the sudden stench arising from the lump of baby tucked against his chest.

"Ugh. Someone needs a change."

Again. Guess I wasn't so far off about the 'eat, poop and sleep' thing.

Jason snorts. "As far as conversation enders, that's a pretty good one."

Tim carefully unwinds the fabric from around his body and deposits the slowly waking baby into her father's arms. "Tag."

"You suck."

"Serves you right for being a dick."

He feels almost no guilt leaving Jason to deal with the soiled diaper and cranky baby this time, still smarting a bit about the resentful accusation that was lobbed at him.

Just because I can compartmentalize doesn't mean I forget about things. Or that I don't feel them.

He's just not like Jason, or Dick, or Damian, who get angry and lash out as loudly and as viciously as they can. And he's not like Bruce, either, since Bruce really can flip a switch and put something difficult out of his mind if it interferes with the all-important Mission.

Tim's tried doing that, and as successful as he was in his quest to locate Batman when he was lost in the time stream, that period of Tim's life was the most desperate and hopeless he's ever felt. It was painful in a way that was different from losing his father, or Connor, or Bart—mostly because he was forced to bottle everything up to get the job done.

It was months after Bruce returned before Tim started processing things normally again.

Not that I should expect Jason to know that, he muses as he grapples through the rooftops of Gotham. He might know about me from my files and when we occasionally work together, but he's never stuck around long enough to get to know anyone who came after him.

The night is at its darkest, cut through only by the Bat-signal in the distance. He won't be running into Bruce tonight then unless the GCPD is bringing him in on the Gazzo case. It's unlikely since there hasn't been any retaliation yet. GCPD protocol dictates they'll pass it off to Homicide until orders from on high turn it over to Major Crimes.

Red Robin ends up stopping two muggings and a drug deal before making his way to Gazzo territory to take some surveillance photos of his own. Security images are helpful in general, but he has camera tech that will let him focus on details the CCTV won't pick up.

It's another relatively early night for him, returning home just after midnight to upload his findings to the servers and shower off the grit and grime of the city.

The apartment is silent, and he expects Jason and Isa to be upstairs in the newly built nursery, but upon closing the secret door again, he notices the faint sound of breathing. Creeping over to the sitting room, he finds Jason passed out on the couch beside Isa's carrier. The television is on but not showing any channel, instead casting a solid blue light across the room.

Tim can't help noticing how Jason's habitual frown has eased in slumber. There's no trace of a sneer or growl on his lips right now, his mouth parted only to breathe.

He has never seen the older man like this.

There are pictures of him at the manor, of course, most of them hidden away in dusty boxes. It's only recently they've started cropping up at the manor again, though Tim isn't sure whether it's Dick or Alfred that's been putting them there.

Hell, maybe it is Bruce. It's the exact kind of gesture he'd make to try to tell Jason he wants him around more, without actually having to tell him directly.

Whoever's responsible for them, Tim's memorized all of those photos. The boy in those is always grinning or making silly faces or not paying attention to the photographer because he's busy doing something he shouldn't be.

If there's a picture of Jason looking so calm and peaceful, it's hidden away in Bruce's personal files where no one can find them.

Tim can sort of see why given how vulnerable his predecessor looks right now. This is the Jason that Bruce remembers, the one he's built up in his memory that's different from the Jason once enshrined in the much-maligned class case in the Cave. This is the Jason Bruce is trying to find whenever he squares off with Red Hood and mourns as lost when he can't find him.

Which is stupid since he's still right here. I wonder if anyone else will ever realize that?

Tim decides not to wake Jason; he might have been a jerk before, but he should sleep while he can.

Instead, he settles in on the other couch with his laptop to review the surveillance shots he took himself and from the security feeds. If he can figure out just which of these mobster muscle heads is the easiest to break, he can get a better idea of what might have happened to the teenager in concrete.

I'll just do a quick scan tonight, and study them in more detail tomorrow.

Of course, as usual, he gets invested in his work and doesn't look up again until about four o'clock, when Isa's sharp cry pieces the silence. Tim jumps, having completely forgotten her presence, but that's nothing on Jason, who vaults upward from his spot on the couch, body tense and prepared to react to whatever caused the noise, friend or foe.

His hand is already reaching for a gun—one that Tim is thankful to see is no longer there.

"It's okay, it's just time for the next feeding," he says quietly, trying to sound both casual and soothing at the same time. Based on the bleary look he's getting from Jason, he's less than successful.

Jason glares at his empty hand, clenched as if to hold onto something, and Tim must be on the verge of falling asleep himself because for a moment he imagines he can see the outline of a sword.

Great. Hallucinations. Tomorrow's going to be a triple-shot of espresso day, I can tell.

And it's suddenly occurring to him that babies and their sudden loud noise-making skills might not be the best thing for someone that's suffered the kinds of trauma Jason has.

He makes up a mental note to look up some strategies for that. He's not quite sure how he'll bring up the subject with Jason. While Jason is adamant that Tim's the most like Bruce, when it comes to avoiding problems, he's the one that has more in common with the man.

For now, he decides to just act as normal.

"You know there's a perfectly good bed upstairs?" he quips. "Thousand thread count, fluffy pillows, solid mattress…"

"Shut up. I was watching something. Guess I fell asleep." Jason swings around and makes a move toward the baby, but Tim makes a motion to stop him.

"Don't worry about it, I've got it."

"You already took her when you got back."

"How do you know? You were sleeping?"

"I was resting my eyes."

"Uh-huh."

"Go to sleep or you'll be face-planting in your coffee tomorrow."

"I'll be fine, I—"

"This isn't your responsibility, Replacement. Go to bed—I'll handle this."

Jason is clearly not someone to be reasoned with when sleep-deprived; Tim always suspected that, of course, but he's never had the up-close-and-personal experience. It doesn't make him any less frustrated.

"The whole point of you staying here is for me to help," he reminds him. "So would you just accept it already?"

"You're also the one with a nine-to-five job and actually need the friggen sleep."

Tim grimaces. "Fine. But I'm going to make up a schedule for us tomorrow so we can divide the babysitting more equitably."

"You do that, boy scout. Why don't you make a chore-wheel while you're at it?" Jason jeers, taking the baby and heading for the kitchen. "This isn't kindergarten."

"Are you sure about that?" Tim shoots back, scowling in frustration.

Just for that, I will make one. See if I don't.

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