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It was a beautiful day in Japan. Heroes were doing their thing as a giant dragon surfaced from the sea...WAIT WHAT! Civilians screamed as they saw this monster rise from the sea. He stood around thirty meters tall and had a humanoid figure. His scales were a dark grey with blood red eyes. His teeth were jagged with a dark red tongue. His claws were sharper than any blade as he stomped onto the shore.
The dragon stomped onto the shore as The Self Defense force and heroes, who were close by, tried to stop this giant beast. No matter what they did nothing seemed to affect it. The dragon continued its march down the road of Japan...until he was hit in the face by Mt. Lady.
"Canyon Cannon!" She yelled as she knocked down the dragon
"About time you showed up!" Death Arms yelled
"OW YOU BITCH!" The dragon roared "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? YOU COME STOMPING ONTO LAND! WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!?" Kamui Woods yelled at the dragon
"Well excuse me if my quirk makes me look like this asshole!" He yelled back
"S-Sorry" Kamui Woods apologized
"Don't worry about it happens all the time." The Dragon said with a shrug
"Still it was kinda rude to assume you were a monster" Mt. Lady said as she laughed nervously
"Oh no I am" Record scratch
"What?" Death Arms asked
"I am a monster. I'm just that I don't really attack unless someone attacks me, but you guys apologized so we cool" The Dragon said as he got back up and towered over them
"You are big!" Mt. Lady said with wide eyes
"Welll yeah I'm thirty meters tall. Wait till you see my wing span!" The Dragon said as he unfurled his wings as they were at least forty meters long
"DEAR GOD!" Death Arms yelled in surprise
"Yup now if you excuse me I got work to do." The Dragon said as he continued on his way and snapping the heroes out of their surprise
"What do you mean by "work" dragon" Kamui Woods asked suspiciously
"Hey! Im not gonna destroy the city!" The Dragon said as his tail destroyed a bill board "Okay except for that"
"Being that tall must suck" Death Arms said in sympathy
"It does but hey at least I'm not really hurt by random things." The Dragon replied as he walked towards UA...WAIT UA!?
Class 1-A watched the entire interaction as it stepped over the wall and got down on one knee. While they were in awe of it one person asked a question.
"How did you breath under the water?" Momo asked confused it clearly wasn't amphibious so the fact it got up from the water with out gasping for air when it could have flown to Japan was confusing
"Well little one I do have gills under my scales so I can breath beneath the waves. Also while I could have flown here I can only fly for a certain amount of time. After all my size is pretty heavy on its own. Now shall I get to why I am here?" The Dragon asked
"Yes you fucking dragon tell us!" Bakugo yelled at him while causing explosions in the palm of his hands
"SILENCE YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!" The Dragon roared shaking the very earth
"Bakugo while it is normal for you to do that. I'm only gonna ask this once. PLEASE DO NOT PISS OF THE GIANT DRAGON WHOSE OWN ROAR CAN SHAKE THE EARTH!" Kirishima yelled not wanting to die
"Shut up shitty hair! I'll show it whose boss" Bakugo yelled as he prepared to attack the dragon
The Dragon looked at him in amusement. "Try it you bomberman reject"
"OH THAT IS IT!" Bakugo yelled as he released a massive explosion in The Dragon's face. As the smoke cleared they all stood in fear as The Dragon was still there completely unfazed. It began to laugh as Bakugo looked even more furious.
"Is that the best you got! Izuku can hit harder than that you cocky shit!" The Dragon said with a hearty laugh
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Bakugo yelled as he prepared to attack but stopped as the looked into its eyes. Its eyes were glowing completely blood red as its body began to glow. They all stood in fear as it...began...to...shrink? The Dragon shrunk down into a man who stood around 5'8 with black combat boots and dark blue jeans. He also had a black hoodie and tan skin. He had short black hair and dark brown eyes. The most eye catching thing was that he was American.
"Who are you?" Said a voice as the students all turned around and saw Aizawa standing there on edge.
"I am Zex and I'm here to-" Bakugo set an explosion off in his face with a smug grin which he immediately lost as he saw Zex standing there extremely annoyed with him perfectly fine "You have too much damn pride you know that."
"Shut up! I don't care what form you take I will not be insulted by an extra like you!" Bakugo yelled as he charged only to be grabbed at the throat by Zex
"You don't learn do you bomberboy? If that is the case then listen closely." He said as he brought Bakugo close to his face as he eyes glowed blood red
"YOU. ARE. NOTHING. COMPARED. TO. ME." He said as he tossed him back to his classmates with ease
"SMAAAAAAAASH!" Yelled a voice as a kick landed on the back of Zex's head and he was sent to the ground
"Izuku!" Class 1-A yelled as they saw Izuku came out of no where
"Is everyone okay!" Izuku yelled in worry
"Worry about yourself!" Zex yelled
"Izuku look out!" Iida yelled as Izuku dodged Zex
"Whoa that was too close!" Izuku said as he saw Zex pop his neck
"Well now that the gang is all here" Zex teleported in front of Izuku and grabbed him "Let the show begin!"
A bright light flashed as they shielded their eyes. When they they opened their eyes they saw that they were in a theatre and Zex and Izuku was no where to be seen.
"Izuku is alone fighting that monster!" Ochaco yelled in fear
"Actually he is perfectly fine." Zex said as he popped into existance
"GAH! Where did you come from!" Jiro yelled in shock
"What happened to my student!" A voice yelled as they turned around and saw All Might standing there with Present Mike, Nezu, Aizawa, Ectoplasm, and Midnight
"He is fine just needed his help setting this all up!" Zex replied with a smile
"Okay so who are you really?" Nezu said with a glare "Your quirk is way to powerful"
"Oh I lied about that." Zex stated
"WHAT!" They all yelled
"You are quirkless!?" Ashido yelled
"No compared to you I can be considered a God, but that is not what I am!" Zex said with a laugh
"Then what are you?" Todoroki asked cautiously
"I am an editor per say. I can weave any world I want with a wave of my hand! Yet I prefer to hop into other worlds and either cause chaos or just show them something. That is what I am here to do with all of you! Now please sit down and watch your friend in different realities!" Zex said excitedly
"...WHAT!" They all yelled
"Jeez you don't have to scream that every five minutes!" Zex roared shaking the building but they didn't care
"What do you mean we are watching Izuku!?" Toru yelled
"How do you know its him?"
"You said you needed his help to set this up! So who else could it be Mineta!" she said as she pointed at said person who was standing there innocently
"Oh yeah forgot about you." Zex said hurting his pride then Zex pulled out a chainsaw "RUN BITCH!"
Mineta ran for his laugh from the raging mad man. "Where did he even get that?"
After five straight minutes of running for his life they all sat down to watch this show.
DEATH BATTLE
"Death Battle!?" They all yelled
"Yup" Zex said as they gawked at him
"Are you trying to kill Izuku!" Sato yelled
"No, just watch!" Zex said with a creepy smile
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such as the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.
"They look like they mean business!" Kaminari said in shock
Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth.
Wiz: And Deathstroke, the Terminator.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
DEADPOOL
(*Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool Theme (8-bit Instrumental Version)*)
Boomstick: You see him on T-Shirts, Internet memes, and EVERYWHERE you look at nerd conventions.
Wiz: But the story behind this popular anti-hero isn't as light hearted as his joking nature would lead you to believe.
"What is an anti-hero?" asked Sero
"A anti-hero is a hero who lacks heroic qualities" Zex explained
(*Cues: X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Wade Goes to Work*)
Wiz: Izuku Winston Midoriya was a globetrotting mercenary looking for his chance to become the world's next greatest superhero. Then he was diagnosed with cancer, which hit him like a flaming semi truck falling on his face.
Boomstick: That's... oddly specific.
"Izuku no" Ashido said in shock as everyone looked sad at what they heard
"Why did he get so specific?" Ojiro asked
Wiz: Facing the inevitability of death, Izuku gave up. He abandoned his heroic dreams, stopped his chemo treatments, and dumped his girlfriend to free her from the burden of a man doomed to die.
"NO IZUKU DON'T GIVE UP" All the students, except Bakugo, yelled
"That is a sad way to give up on your dreams." Nezu said with a sad face
Boomstick: Doomed, until he was offered a cure by Department K, the special weapons development division of the strange, alien world called...Canada.
(*Cues: O Canada - English Chamber Orchestra*)
(*Cues: X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Deadpool*)
Boomstick: And by cure, I mean he actually was handed over to the Weapon X program, the same guys who gave Wolverine's bones the old chrome dip. They injected Izuku with Wolvie's healing factor.
"Who?" Everyone asked
Wiz: Which I don't even know if that's possible. Do they have like a spare jar of essence of Wolverine or something?
Boomstick: With the ability to heal from anything, his body became a surgical playground for Doctor Killbrew and his assistant, Ajax. Just like Operation, only constantly hitting the sides, *buzzer effects* but hey, at least he doesn't have cancer anymore.
"That's good atleast!" Shoji said with a smile
"What is it with humans and using others for experiments against their will" Nezu glared
Wiz: Well, actually he still does. His cells just regenerate faster than the cancer can kill him. Beneath the red and black spandex, he's basically a giant walking tumor, which can talk... a lot.
"Never mind" Shoji said
The screen shows Wade's real face, horribly disfigured.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Bakugo yelled
"WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!" Aoyama screamed
"HE LOOKS LIKE AN AVACADO HAD SEX WITH AN OLDER AVACADO AND THEN THE DEVIL CAME ON THEIR CHILD!" Sero screamed
Boomstick: (panicked) AH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! Oh wait, we can't.
(*Cues: The Deadpool Game - It is a Trap*)
Wiz: Meanwhile, among Killbrew's other prisoners, a gambling ring was formed. Patients would place bets on each other's survival under the knife.
Boomstick: And these bets were placed of what they called "The Deadpool." ...Get it? 'Cause it's kinda where his name comes from- Oh, you'll see.
"What does that mean?" Tsuyu
Wiz: Unfortunately for Killbrew, Izuku had somehow gotten superhuman strength, speed, and stamina. Because I guess they got a jar filled with that shit too. He used these skills to kill Ajax and make a dramatic escape. Free at last, his fellow inmates inspired him to take on his now famous namesake...
Boomstick: Deadpool-
Deadpool enters in, interrupting Boomstick's last sentence.
Deadpool: DEADPOOOOOL Yeah!
Boomstick/Audience: What the heck?
(*Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool's Theme*)
Deadpool: (chuckles, talks to Boomstick and Wiz) Oh ho I'm sorry! Please continue talking about how great I am.
"Did he just talk to them?" Tokoyami asked
"There is no way he did" Bakugo said
Deadpool: Hey Bakugo buddy have you ever learned to shut the fuck up and let the REAL heroes do their job ya dumbass
"WHAT WAS THAT DEKU!" Bakugo yelled in anger
Deadpool: You heard me you ashy haired dumbass. How does it feel to be second rate to me every other day because your personality is the equivalent of putting oil to water. Cause last I checked while the fandom loves you, you are still the same insecure little shit who feels weaker to me!
No one said a word as they turned to Bakugo, only to see him completely restrained a while he rages. "Damn it Deadpool! I had to deal with the Jaune version of you now the Izuku version! Please don't cause trouble you asshole!"
Deadpool: Fuck you I do what I want!
Wiz: I was afraid of this. See, Deadpool somehow posses a unique awareness of whatever media he's in. Whether there be comic books, games, tv shows, or an awesome Internet show.
Boomstick: Huh in the what now?
Wiz: Basically, he's a pro at shattering the fourth wall.
Deadpool: Bingo! Oh hey, Boomstick! Tell your ex-wife I said hello~. ["Come Hither" Growl]
Boomstick: You've got 5 seconds to get the hell out of here before I blow your head off.
Everyone laughed at Boomsticks anger.
Wiz: Unfortunately, all that would do is piss him off. Bad idea as Deadpool is a Master Martial Artist, Seasoned Assassin, and a Raging Sex Machine- what?
"Excuse me!" Midnight yelled
Deadpool: Yeah, I noticed that you left a few things in the script, so I made some changes. You know, just the important stuff. Like my penis.
"Oh great he is as perverted as Mineta!" Ashido yelled
Deadpool: Hey! Don't compare me to that little shit! At least I try to be subtle and respectful when I want to be! Hell, I have standards while he just wants to stick his dick in anything!
Boomstick: Well, if by raging sex machine, he means getting down with a bloated alien, a shape-shifting teenage prostitute, and Death herself, he must have some pretty low standards. That's right, this guy literally tried to stick his dick in Death! Maybe that's why he liked my ex-wife.
All the girls growled at that statement.
(*Cues: Deadpool's Old Theme (Le Scar Remix) - Marvel vs Capcom 3*)
Boomstick: But besides his dick, Deadpool has an arsenal of weaponry he can pull out from absolutely nowhere!
Wiz: This is an animation technique commonly called the Magic Satchel, though its existence as an actual thing is preposterous.
"I agree" Momo said
Deadpool: Oh yeah? Watch this!
Deadpool reaches out from the pit of the satchel, and pulled out a large elephant like pulling out a rabbit out of the top hat. *trumpets*
Wiz/Momo: (annoyed) I hate you...
Deadpool: (opposite in same manner of "I love you") Oh, I hate you too, Not you Momo darlin'.
Boomstick: Me too. Some of Deadpool's favorite toys include-
Deadpool's second attempt of interrupting Boomstick from finishing the sentence, again.
Deadpool: My trusty rusty twin katanas, some grenades, my two favorite machine guns (Butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter), a teleportation belt, an infinity stone that alters continuity... (giddy) Ohoho I can't choose! I love 'em all!
"That is a lot of weapons" Present Mic said with wide eyes
Boomstick: (peeved) Okay that's it, I'm gonna kill him! (charges and aims his shotgun at Deadpool)
Deadpool: La-la-la-la-la-la-la... (runs away unscathed; the missed gunfire just shot directly to the screen instead.)
They laughed at what Deadpool did.
"Okay you are growing on me" Toru said
Deadpool: Thanks darlin'! Just doing my civic duty as a troll and asshole!
Wiz: Combined, Deadpool's weapons and abilities has helped him to accomplish some amazing feats in spite of his illness.
Boomstick: His quick draw's fast enough to beat 7 Hydra agents at once; he can decimate legions of armed warriors solo... while talking on the phone; he's the only one to ever outwit Taskmaster, who literally has the power to predict his opponent's moves; and in one instance, he even murdered the ENTIRE Marvel Universe, including the supposedly unkillable Wolverine.
Wiz: He did this with a sword made of Carbonadium, an alloy capable of nullifying healing factors. In other words, he cheated.
"Why did you do that Izuku!" Iida said while karate chopping the air
Deadpool: Hey you try killing that guy with out it! It was the only real way I could hurt him at the time! Plus I didn't have Raiden Izuku's Muramasa sword!
Boomstick: He survived skyscrapers collapsing on top of him, having his heart ripped out, his head blown to bits, and even his entire body melted into a puddle.
"He is really tough isn't he?" ectoplasm said with curiousity
Wiz: But his regeneration is also responsible for one of his greatest downfalls. This power has trained him to think he's invincible, and has become quite careless in battle.
Boomstick: And that just if his extreme ADHD hasn't already put him into a bind.
"That will hinder him in his fight!" Ochacko yelled in fear
Wiz: Yet there are few more deadly than the Regenerating Degenerate. Really, Deadpool finally accomplished his dream of becoming the next great superhero.
"Yeah because he is Deku!" All of Class 1-A yelled
Deadpool: Aw, that's sweet of you guys! Wanna see me naked?
Wiz/Bakugo: Wait, what? No, no, no-!
Deadpool shows them his naked frame from the comic, scarring them from the disturbance.
Boomstick: (groaning) Agh, my eyes! Can't...claw them out...fast enough...!
"MY EYES!" Present Mic yelled as he clawed at them
"Hey don't judge him just because of his looks!" Midnight scolded
Deadpool: Aaand now you're scarred for life. Let's see my competition
"Damn it Deadpool" Zex said with a sigh
DEATHSTROKE
(*Cues: Inhospitable Island/Deathstroke - Arrow*)
Wiz: In the history of the DC universe, there has never existed a more lethal tactician and soldier than Slade Joseph Wilson. After illegally joining the U.S. military at the age of 16, he fought in Korea for years where his skill earned the attention of an experimental serum program and the lovely Captain Adeline Kane.
"Man this Deathstroke sounds dangerous right off the bat if he is able to do all that within an instant!" All Might said with narrowed eyes
Boomstick: This is sounding suspiciously like the origin story of Captain America.
"Who are these guys they keep mentioning!" Sato said annoyed
"Don't worry about it" Zex said holding a shield that looks like the American Flag
Wiz: Slade actually gets the girl.
Boomstick: Oh, never mind! But does he steal cars?
Wiz: Probably. Slade completely mastered every fighting style under Adeline's tutelage in record time.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: Apparently, this impressed her so much, they were married with a kid on the way in mere months.
Boomstick: Now that's my kind of woman! Oh, you're a badass? No roses! No dates! Let's fight people, get married, and plow!
"No wonder you are divorced so many times." Midnight said
(*Cues: Arrow - Deathstroking / Creating an Army With a Needle*)
Boomstick: Feeling pretty fucking great about life, Slade volunteered for an experiment that would help him resist enemy truth serums. Everything went exactly as planned...
Panels of Deathstroke lashing out appear along with the sounds of screaming and shattering glass.
Boomstick: You'd think these guys would've learned by now.
(*Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Main Theme*)
Wiz: Wouldn't you know it, the injection did not have the effects they were looking for. But instead of ruining his life forever, the experiment accidentally transformed Slade into the deadliest assassin in the world. A Terminator if you will. Which begs the question: what on Earth does the U.S. military think is in truth serums?
Boomstick: Slade rose as a new man known to the world as Deathstroke.
A picture of Deathstroke is shown, but it has a top hat, monocle, mustache, and "LOL!" drawn on it by Deadpool to make fun of his opponent.
Wiz/Aizawa: Really?
Deadpool appears on screen.
Deadpool: Don't forget to like, fav, and subscribe! (as Curly from the Three Stooges) Whoop, whoo-oo, whoop!
Deadpool then runs off.
(*Cues: Deathstroke's Theme - Batman: Arkham Origins*)
Boomstick: Deathstroke is nearly superhuman. He can hit harder, run faster, react quick, and push himself longer than an Olympic athlete. Plus, he can use 90% of his brain, unlike the average 10%.
Wiz: Come on! If we really only used 10% of our brains, we'd be about as dumb as sheep!
Boomstick: You're a sheep!
Wiz: What's important here is that Deathstroke's mind can process information nine times more efficiently than an ordinary man. He can think quicker, hear better, and see faster- God dammit, that's not a real thing!
"No shit sherlock" Bakugo said as he finally got out of the restraints
Boomstick: Ooh! We should put him and Captain America into a staring contest!
Wiz: *groans* He also has a healing factor, which can repair any part of his body... even if his brain is blown to smithereens.
Boomstick: Bringing him back from the dead.
"So...is he like a zombie?" Asked Jiro
"I don't think so" Momo said
(*Cues: Arrow - This Ends Tonight*)
Wiz: Unfortunately, life back home was rough for Slade. His abilities were put to the test when his son was kidnapped by a group of rival mercenaries. Despite a successful rescue, his son lost the ability to speak.
Boomstick: So his ungrateful wife lashed out in rage and Slade was never the same.
Wiz: Literally.
A picture of Adeline pointing a gun at Deathstroke is shown before blacking out with a gunshot sound.
"WHY DID SHE DO THAT!" Ochaco yelled
"Doesn't she love him!?" Tsuyu asked
Boomstick: But he's one step closer to his secret dream of becoming a pirate.
"SHUT UP BOOMSTICK!" They all yelled
Question, Wizard: If he has a healing factor, how come he's still missing that eye?
Wiz: Well no one knows, Boomstick, but perhaps not even a healing factor can repair the deepest of emotional wounds.
"Poor Slade" Aoyama said
Boomstick: Oh, that's bullshit!
Wiz: Despite his new lack of depth perception, Deathstroke remained as skilled as ever.
Boomstick: Partially thanks to his favorite gear. I'm talkin' dual machine guns, a sniper rifle, and a super bomb.
Wiz: Which is actually just a glorified flashbang grenade with trace bits of Kryptonite. Guess who that's for?
Deadpool shows up again.
Deadpool: The guy who fought Goku in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever!
Wiz: Shut up, Izuku!
Deadpool: Okay, Ben!
Boomstick: This is just getting weird!
Deadpool drops off-screen.
Boomstick: So back to the weapons. Deathstroke prefers his sweet Thundercat-style sword and laser-shooting energy lance. Also, he's got an awesome suit of armor, made up of Kevlar and Nth metal.
Wiz: Oh look! Yet another fictional alloy that's stronger and lighter than titanium! Also, he has armor composed of promethium.
Boomstick: Well, my shirt is made up of "Boomstick-ium". See? I can make up alloys too, writers.
Wiz/Momo: Actually, Boomstick, promethium is a real thing.
Boomstick: Oh, come on!
Wiz: Though in real life, it's a chemical used in atomic batteries to power guided missiles and spacecrafts. But in comic book land, it's not that at all. It can absorb energy, is incredibly strong, and is self-regenerative.
Boomstick: Wait, so his suit has a healing factor too? So, does like his zipper try and close itself when he wants to take a leak? Because that's horrifying. I mean I remember when I got my junk stuck in the toaster-
"Too much information!" Todoroki yelled
(*Cues: Teen Titans - Robin vs. Slade*)
Wiz: With his impressive skills and arsenal, Deathstroke has defeated dozens of ninjas at once, survived an exploding nuclear submarine, and took down most of the Justice League by himself.
Boomstick: He's also really good at push-ups.
Shows the footage of Deathstroke in his cell room doing some push-ups.
Wiz: Uh... how many push-ups can he do?
Boomstick: All of them.
"So manly!" Kirishima yelled
Wiz: Despite multiple members of the Justice League agreeing he's the best tactician on the planet, Deathstroke is known for violent outbursts of rage when in extreme pain. Depending on who he's fighting, this can make him even more dangerous.
Boomstick: Deathstroke doesn't just solve problems. He terminates them.
Deathstroke: I am the thing that keeps you up at night.
(He picks up the downed Robin)
Deathstroke: The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.
"Well there goes my sleep for the night" Koda said
DEATH BATTLE
"Okay who is ready to see who wins!" Zex yelled as they all sat prepared to watch the fight
The scene starts at the set of traffic lights along with vehicles coming in different directions, the camera then cuts to the bus stop with the poster of Deathstroke with a $5,000,010 bounty, then pans next to the bounty poster of Deadpool's with a $5,000,000 bounty. The two mercenaries are observing the poster of the latter.
Deadpool: PFFT! What a rip! Seriously, what makes this chump worth 10 bucks more than me? C'mon! I'm me! *chuckles* What!? Am I right?
"They are standing right beside each other and they don't even realize it" Tokoyami said slackjawed
Deathstroke: ...
Deadpool: Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure.
(Deadpool and Deathstroke realize they are next to each other and somersault backwards.)
(*Cues: Strongest Iron Arena- Tekken Tag Tournament 2*)
Deathstroke: It's your lucky day. (pulls out his machine guns) I can show you.
Deadpool: Oh, boy! A show? (pulls out his machine guns) Can I get popcorn first? I hope they have salt and pepper shakers. I love them to be tasty.
Instead of the announcer saying "FIGHT!", Deadpool says it directly at the viewers.
Both combatants shoot at each other, with their Machine Guns deflecting each one of their bullets.
Deadpool: BANG! BANG! BANG! B-B-B-BANG!
In slow motion at Deadpool's side comes 5 bullets, and came another from Deathstroke's side, bouncing off in opposite sides, then it switches to normal speed, where they keep on firing until both combatants run out of ammo.
Deadpool: Uh-Oh!
"That should be impossible!" Momo yelled
"Well the did it so sorry Momo" Jiro said as she patted her back
"Uh oh they are out of bullets!" Ashido yelled
Deadpool drops his machine guns Deathstroke pulls out two ammo clips from his armor to reload, only to realize that Deadpool has disappeared, wondering where he has gone to. Deadpool teleports behind him and kicks him.
Deadpool: BAMF!
Deadpool beats Deathstroke while continuously teleporting, and Deathstroke drops his machine guns as well.
Deadpool: BAMF! Shoryuken! BAMF!
Deadpool leaps into the air in slowmo, poised to kick.
Deadpool: Check out this rad air!
Deathstroke gets kicked in the stomach, and lands on the ground, pulling out his energy lance. Deadpool lands on the ground.
Deadpool: A Donatello fan, huh? (takes out his twin katanas) I was always more of a Leonardo guy myself. Although, I think most people would pin me more as a Michelangelo, you know that's them labelling-
"Does he ever shut up?" Aizawa asked annoyed
Deathstroke hits him with his staff.
"Thank you!" Ojiro yelled
Deadpool: (distorted groan) I will not be labelled!
The combatants continue fighting.
Deadpool: No touchy-feely!
They fight until Deadpool is knocked far back by Deathstroke's Bo staff, but recovers his landing. Deathstroke goes after Deadpool.
Deadpool: BAMF! *teleports* Let's do this!
Deadpool continues fighting Deathstroke, but Deathstroke gains the advantage, and he continually hits and beats up Deadpool.
Deadpool: (yelps) OW! OW! OH, MY KIDNEY!
"I think your kidney is the least of your worries!" Toru yelled
Deadpool escapes and teleports into the air.
Deadpool: Comin' at ya!
Deadpool attacks him in midair, but Deathstroke breaks his katanas with his staff. Deadpool teleports away to the side of a road, realizing his swords are broken, but Deathstroke chases him again.
Deadpool: I gotta say, It's kinda an honor to get the snot beaten out of me by you of all people. Bruises aside, of course.
Deathstroke: Let's see what kind of mark this leaves on you.
Deathstroke shoots a laser out of his lance, piercing through Deadpool's stomach and knocking him onto the road and he gets hit by a incoming truck.
Deadpool: ACK! (his wound heals quickly from his regenerating healing factor) *talks to truck driver* Hey buddy! Don't let me slow you down!
Deadpool teleports on top of the truck.
Deadpool: Where is that son of a gun? I'm gonna show him what for, I swear-
Deadpool is shot straight through the head.
"BOOM HEADSHOT!" Kaminari yelled
Deadpool: OOoooh, SHIT!
(*Cues: FF7: Advent Children - The Chase of Highway*)
Deathstroke is revealed to have his sniper rifle, and he reloads. Deadpool lands on windshield again.
Deadpool: *talking to the truck driver again* Look at me, LOOK AT ME! Do not slow down!
"He is just doing his job Deadpool" Sato laughed
Deadpool teleports on top of truck again. Deathstroke shoots and misses Deadpool while he keeps teleporting closer, even moving to the other side of the bridge at one point.
Deadpool: MISSED ME! *Makes Zoidberg sounds* (Teleporting with each syllable until he's behind Deathstroke) I! HATE! YOUR! DUMBFACE!
Deathstroke punches Deadpool.
Deadpool: OH, MY KIDNEY!
"THAT WAS YOUR STOMACH!" Momo yelled in frustration
Deadpool is repeatedly punched and kicked until he goes down, Deathstroke then pulls out his sword.
Deadpool: Oh, is it swordfight time? Good thing I carry spares!
Deadpool and Deathstroke continue fighting, with Deadpool parrying Deathstroke.
Deadpool: Guess it's cutting time!
Deadpool continuously slashes Deathstroke, but his armor and healing factor leave him unscathed. Deathstroke gains the upper hand, shoots Deadpool in the face several times with his pistol, and breaks Deadpool's spare katanas.
Deathstroke: If you spent half as much time concentrating as you do talking, perhaps you would be less predictable.
Deadpool: OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME! I'M PREDICTABLE!?
"Well to be fair you do keep talking and you kinda do give away your attacks" Todoroki said
Deadpool reaches and pulls out a boombox, hits play and it plays Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Deadpool's Theme. Deadpool somehow changed his clothes in a split second from his signature red and black jumpsuit to sweats with chains and a DEADPOOL headband.
Deadpool: Don't worry guys! I'm just getting warmed up!
As he starts dancing around, a special effects surrounds him making it more flashy and people are cheering from the foreground.
Deathstroke: *groan*
Deadpool still breakdances while dodging all of Deathstroke's attacks and hitting him with break dance moves.
"OHHHHH DANCE OFF!" Class 1-A yelled
"Izuku got some moves!" Ashido said in awe
Deadpool: *sings* Splick splick, Dynamite! (moonwalks) He's coming for me, Watch the fight!
As Deadpool keeps on dancing,
"Go Deadpool! Go Deadpool! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" Class 1-A said to the amusement of the teachers
and annoyed Deathstroke shoots the bus' tires with his pistol, causing it to skid and cause hundreds of car crashes. Both combatants stagger.
"WHAT THE HELL DEATHSTROKE!" Koda yelled surprising everyone
(*Cues: FF7: Advent Children - The Chase of Highway again*)
Deadpool teleports just as a car flies towards both him and Deathstroke while Deathstroke dodges it. Vans and cars kept crashing. Deadpool, who now is back in his old clothes and had dual pistols, and Deathstroke both leap off two different vehicles towards each other.
The truck tips over while the combatants fight in mid-air and then land on the side of the school bus, still in midair. They continue to fight, evenly matched, until Deadpool holds a gun to Deathstroke's head, which ends in Deathstroke wildly slashing Deadpool.
Deadpool: OW! OW! OW! MY OTHER LUNG! OW! OW! OW!
Deadpool gets impaled through the chest.
Deadpool: MY SPLEEN!
"That's your back!" Momo said
Deadpool then gets shot in the back of the head and sent flying.
Deadpool: MY LEG!
"Again your back!" Momo exclaimed
Deadpool ends up landing on a flying car.
Deadpool: OH! IT'S CRAMPING!
"WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR LEG CRAMPING!?" Iida yelled in frustration
Deathstroke cuts the car in half causing an explosion. He then realizes his sword is missing after the explosion. Deadpool teleports behind Deathstroke and stabs him with his own sword.
Deadpool: Pop-Pop, watching Deathstroke-
A truck is seen about to collide with Deadpool.
Deadpool: Ah, Dammit! (Gets hit) OH MY THIRD LUNG!
The truck explodes, and extreme effects like Michael Bay's film with explosions.
"Huh what do you know. A flaming semi-truck falling onto his face" Shoji said surprised
"Talk about foreshadowing" Sero said
An unconscious Deathstoke is seen, as is Deadpool, who is unfazed by the damage, and he gets up revealing that he's missing an arm.
Deadpool: Well, that escalated quickly.
"Ya think!?" They all yelled
Yeah, you might want to lay low for a couple of days, cause... you are, pretty much responsible for a mass murder.
Deadpool puts his limb back on while Deathstroke, who is missing his mask, lets out a groan while regaining consciousness with a sword in his chest.
Deadpool: *laughs* It's a Deathstroke kabob!
While he was pointing at Deathstroke mockingly, he just realized that he putted in his leg on the upper arm and his arm attached to the thigh by mistake.
"Your one to talk Mr. hand for a leg" Midnight said with a giggle
Deadpool: Whoops! Hang on, give me a sec. Oh this is going to hurt!
Deadpool attaches his limbs in the correct places while Deathstroke pulls his sword out of his chest, then struggles to get up.
Deathstroke: *pained groan*
Deadpool: Whoa, hold on! You heal fast too? I got something special for that!
(*Cues: Sword Art Online - Swordland Theme*)
As Deathstroke finally gets on his feet, Deadpool pulls out his last sword.
Deadpool: Carbonadium Sword!
"I forgot about the sword!" Aoyama yelled
Murdering all your pesky Wolverines and Saberteeth since 2012! Good year for cinema.
"It was!" Zex said with a smile
The combatants fight once more, once again evenly matched. While their swords are locked Deadpool points his pistol against his arm and right at Deathstroke's face.
Deadpool: All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!
Zex covered Koda's eyes and everyone looked at him. "He is too innocent to see this!"
Deadpool fires, the bullet going through his arm and hitting Deathstroke's good eye. Deathstroke staggers while covering his wounded eye that was formed by the gun's bullet.
Deadpool teleports behind Deathstroke and cuts him, and Deathstroke falls.
(*Screen blacks out*)
Deathstroke: (deep voice) And the moral of the story is...
Deadpool reveals himself puppeteering Deathstroke's head.
Deadpool: (normal voice) *gasps* Deadpool wins! YAY!
Explosions are heard, while Deadpool sings Macarena while replacing two lines.
Deadpool (replacing lines): This is totally racist. HEYYY CHIMICHANGAAAAAAA! (Chomping Noise)
KO!
While Deadpool is driving a sweet ride, on that hood, it has Deathstroke's dismembered head as a hood ornament.'
"Dude none of that was cool!" Mineta screamed
Deadpool: Shut up you grape fruit, mirco penis, pervert!
RESULTS
(*Cues: CJuicy - Macarena (Moombathon Remix)*)
Deadpool appears on-screen.
Deadpool: (faking) Oh! Oh, YouTube comments. Oh, I see you rolling. Oh, you're hating. Oh, it wounds me so- it doesn't at all. Explain how I beat this asshole.
"Wow Midoriya really doesn't give a damn does he?" Jiro asked
Wiz: Don't tell me how to do my job. *clears throat* This was a surprisingly even match. Though Deathstroke was the superior fighter of the two and had the better armor, Deadpool could take all his punishment and give just as much.
Boomstick: Deathstroke's smart, so normally he would have no problem predicting his opponent's moves, but Deadpool is so unpredictable, not even Taskmaster, or sometimes even himself for that matter, can keep up with whatever he's doing.
Wiz: Unfortunately for Deathstroke, he didn't have the means to put Deadpool down for good. And while Deathstroke's healing factor was perfect for repairing damage, Deadpool's trumped his by being capable of replacing entire organs at a much faster rate.
"Wow I guess he had this in the bag" Kirishima said shocked
Sometimes the original isn't always the best.
Boomstick: Deadpool is just a cut above the rest.
Everyone groaned at the pun except for Zex who was laughing
Wiz: The winner is-
Deadpool pops in victoriously to finish the last sentence.
Deadpool: Spider-Man! I mean Deadpool, shit!
They all laughed at Deadpool's mess up.
"Okay that version of Izuku was amazing!" Jiro said amazed
"I wonder what other versions of Izuku are out there!" All Might said shocked
"Well till next time!" Zex said
"Wait what do you mean by next ti-"
"Next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!" Zex said as he popped out of existance
"Well at least that jerk is gone now!" Mineta said as he thought of many ways he could perv on the girls
Deadpool: Yeah no ya pervert!
Deadpool kicked him so hard in the balls that he went flying into the void.
"Thank you Deadpool!" All the girls yelled
Deadpool: You're welcome ladies!
Deadpool opened a door and walked through it. Not before pushing a concrete road block out and repositioning and leaving. Mineta came back down and landed balls first on it and let out a high pitched squeal as he fell off it.
"You deserved that!" Jiro yelled
Hope everyone enjoys this Story! While yes this will be mostly focusing on Death Battles I will be hoping to do other realities. For Example i will be doing one with Izuku being like Captain America and The Winter Soldier! Those are confirmed! hope y'all liked it! If you have any advice as well send it to me! See y'all around!