A/N: All character and places belong to Mashima… except the ones that don't.

The inspiration for this story came from Sbiper's 'The Black Wolf'. Check out his stories on QuestionableQuesting.

The first chapter is largely taken from his story but the following story will be completely different.

Chapter 1 - The Beginning

Unknown Location, Unknown Time

"Fuck, my head hurts", I groaned as I opened my eyes and instantly screwed them shut again, the lights seemed to be puncturing into my very brain.

"Ahhhh", I groaned again, that felt like the world's worst hangover, I wracked my brain, nope, I had not gone on a bender last night, that I could think of, it was a 'work night' as they say.

I listened out; all I heard was white noise with the muffled sounds of air moving, like really quiet air conditioning.

I was lying nude on a very comfortable bed, which felt like silk sheets above and below me. I wriggled a little, something felt wrong about my body, I reached an arm up and put it under the covers, where before there had been the hirsute flabby body of a middle-aged Science-Nerd guy, my hands instead touched smooth, hard muscle. I ran my hand over my stomach, stone-hard abs welcomed me, further up pectorals sculpted and broad met my fingers.

WAIT! WHAT?!

I snapped my eyes open, to be greeted with the bedroom, all white and clinical looking, having a hospital and lab hybrid kinda feel.

"WHAT?! THE?! FUCK?!" I exclaimed, gazing around before I remembered why I had really opened my eyes in the first place. I threw back the deep purple silk sheet and took a look down.

I spied a full-length mirror and I hopped out of bed, feeling a spring in my step like had not felt in years. Looking at myself in the mirror, I realised that I looked nothing like I had looked previously.

First was the fact that I had somehow noticed but discarded as trivial in front of the danger of having a small dick or worse, no dick at all, I was a kid. Maybe 7 or even 8 years old. I was about 130 cm tall. I had tanned skin and white hair.

Honestly, I looked kinda like Archer Emiya if he was a kid. And even though I was a kid, the body was ridiculously fit. I mean, I had muscles, abs and everything in between. I had blood-red eyes and short but spiky white hair. The hair-style was like Archer Emiya but the eye colour was a new addition. It was kinda cool, I had to admit.

As I gave myself a once over in the mirror a disembodied voice announced:

"Welcome, your new physical shell is a Homo Primaa model with all the relevant close combat upgrades, which is heavily biased towards combat and the other specialities that you will require."

"Fuck Yeah!" I exclaimed, "Bitches gonna be gettin' laid! No more friend zone for this mothafucker!"

The exclamation was followed by the only dance move I knew- 'The Floss'... What? I was a fan of Fornite, okay? I thought it was cool. Besides, it was the easiest move I could do with my less than the fit body.

"You will be provided with a full set of equipment and information appropriate for your situation along with the report on Homo Primaa model."

"Huh?"

"Full Hypno training and embedding of all your biological functionality has been completed, it is not as yet available to you but you will start to become aware of it in stages over the next 12 to 24 hours. This environment is a simulation that contains your consciousness, you are not actually awake, currently, you are undergoing insertion/replacement into the target. Please prepare for insertion completion in five, four, three, two, one..."

"WAIT! WAIT, Insertion where? Into who?"

"Insertion complete."

Unknown Location, Mid-afternoon

My vision went blank and when the colour returned, I was no longer in the white room. Before me laid robust green-verdant grassland as far as I could see. I could make out series of mountains at the horizon. It was truly a spectacle to behold.

When I turned around to get a feel of the area, I was greeted with a city…. in ruins that is.

It looked like everyone has forsaken the city a long time ago. The walls were deteriorated with plants thriving on it and the building that I could see was through the gate and over the walls were aged, like really really old. Time has not been their pal.

I could also massive structures, which I assumed was the city centre as other areas don't seem to have structures that big. That is what I could see from outside the city from where I was.

I looked myself over. It looks like I'm still in the body of baby Archer, plus a red T-Shirt and black shorts. Cool.

…..God, it feels bizarre to be a kid again.

I settled down on the grass crossed-leg on my current spot and thought about my current situation.

So, I have been Robb'ed or is the term Isekai'ed?

…..Meh, whatever. The important thing is I'm alive.

I could be in an already created fictional world or a whole new fictional world. The AI voice said something about 'insertion in Homo Primaa model'. So, I guess I'm not fully human.

And what the hell is Homo Primaa exactly? Is it just a name for super-powered people like mutants, I think they are called Homo superior in Marvel-verse? Or is it like Homo darknesis?

The voice said I will become aware of my biological functionality in the next 12 to 24 hours but can I wait till then?

Just then a piece of paper floated in front of me and feel down on the grass.

I picked it up.

Insertion Complete….

Subject-A601Q has been transversed to Multiverse-658QH8, Universe-679AT1, Galaxy-M12Y7R, Solar System-XS15U9, Planet-AS56 (EarthLand).

Necessary Equipment has been granted.

1 Red T-Shirt.

1 Black Short-Pant.

1 Pair of Sandals.

1 #$¢Á & Dagger.

Research Data will be collected at the moment of your death.

Homo Primaa Model's data will be uploaded into your brain in a few moments.

You have been granted a locked second and third origin magical container with an already unlocked first origin magical container.

This memo will be annihilated in a few moments.

#&£¢$¥€ €¥$¢# ¢$¢$

Universe-679AT1 Branch Manger

&_£#¥$| #£ Pvt. Ltd.

P.S. Please try not to antagonize Ankhseram, we had to pull a lot of strings to get you in this world.

Just I finished reading the paper, it turned to ashes.

Okay… So, the whole Isekai thing has actually become an industry? With Multiversal Conglomerate doing the work. That's…. I don't know what to say to that.

And what was about collecting data?! I never remembered agreeing to such an experiment!

Unless it was that quiz that I did on the internet. Is that how they recruit people?!

And what did it mean that I would have the info uploaded into my brain?!

Just then I had a slight headache and just like that, I knew all about there is to know about Homo Primaa.

….Neat, I guess.

This was a lot to take in but it was not unwelcomed. I had been given a second chance at life with no expectations whatsoever. I don't have to defeat a Demon King or something like that!

And these Homo Primaa Model are SICK!

These are basically Captain America on steroids with additional features, of course.

And where is the dagger?! I didn't ge-

At that exact moment, a black-bladed dagger materialised in thin air and stabbed itself in the ground just a few centimetres from my dick!

"JESUS CHRIST!"

To say that I was scared wouldn't be wrong but I think the appropriate phrase would be 'pant shittingly terrified'.

That almost got my dick! Watch where you place such a dangerous weapon, will you! Whoever sent that dagger, be careful!

I carefully un-stabbed it from the ground and examined it.

It was pretty good but I don't think it was made of steel. I would know, I have seen those before.

It was pretty well crafted too.

I placed it aside for now on the ground. Plenty of time to check out later.

So, where was I? Right, the Homo Primaa.

These things are SICK! Super Strength, Super Agility, Super tough Skin, fast healing, better vision, better hearing and other super things. I got lucky in this life, this I know for sure.

Now, I remember from the memo that this planet is called 'EarthLand'. It also mentioned something about 'magical containers'. And the biggest hint was Ankhseram. I only know one fictional setting where these matches the 3 things. 'FairyTail', an anime that borderline on hentai section and is way too generic.

I mean, in every situation they get into, no matter how worse the situation, they always come out on top. Some of you might have already guessed the reason. Friendship. Fûcking Friendship. I couldn't see it flaws at the time I was watching it mainly because it was the series that got me into anime and I was stupid fûcking 12 years old kid back then.

I shouldn't have remembered many things about the series but I do. Guess Homo Primaa for the win!

But there is a certain problem. I could be anywhere on the planet. And that hentai-writer only kept the plot centred around one country. I mean, does he not like world-building or something.

Suffice to say if one country can have world-ending scenarios centred around it. Many countries can. And I like to live my second life.

And I still don't know where the fūçk I am?!

Sigh. Okay, let's calm down and analyse the situation. If I want to live freely, I just have to beat the shit out of anyone who spoils my day.

For that, I need to be powerful, very powerful. Like bitch-slapping Zeref and Acnologia into submission, powerful.

I don't even know where am I? When am I? I mean, where am I in the timeline? Will have to put this on my priority list.

And at that moment, I had an epiphany. If FairyTail was real. So could other fictional works. Then that means the powers of these fictional worlds could also be real.

That also means powers of one fictional world could also be used in other fictional worlds. I have read fanfictions about that so it was worth a try.

And there are only a few powers you could get just by knowing something about said power, at least that I know of.

With my mind made up, I started my first step to ultimate power, that could backfire but it was worth the risk. I mean, I have to at least try~.

With that, I started my chant-

"'Companionship' + 'Understanding' + 'Assurance' + 'Joy' + 'Altruism' ÷ 'Respect' ÷ 'Commendation' ÷ 'Sympathy' × 'Innocence' × 'Dignity' × 'Success' × 'Acceptance', y=n where y=despair and n=caution, love=truth, death=rebirth, and self=lig-"

It was then that I had to shut my mouth because my whole body slammed into the dirt and pressure so incredibly strong fell on my being that I even forgot to breathe for a second.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

It was a feminine voice. And it was alluring, very alluring.

I managed to sneak a glimpse from my position of the person that was in front.

My breath was taken away, again.

I could only describe her in one way, godly gorgeous.

She had pale skin, almost white.

She wore rosy-red lipstick, which on her pale skin brought themselves out even more.

She also had luscious snow-blonde hair.

Her body was godly perfect. No other words could describe her.

She wore black lace string lingerie with an equally sexy black bra.

She even had black leggings.

I gaped at the beauty in front of me for a minute. I didn't even notice the pressure that was on me before has ceased to be.

Ignoring my staring, she continued with a displeased tone.

"Didn't the branch manager warned you not to piss me off?"

As soon as she said that, my mind raced, piecing together everything.

Warning from branch manager, her godly authority, her godly power, her godly voice, her godly beauty. Godly. God. And her coming before me just before I could finish the Life Equation.

God of life. No, in the world I am, it is most likely God of both life and death.

Ankhseram

Well, from her displeased expression, I'm most likely fûcked.

…. Shit.

Unknown Location, Mid-afternoon

"I asked you a question, mortal. It is in your best interest to answer it.", the goddess of love and death hissed.

Aaaaand the pressure is back. She isn't pleased at all.

Gathering all my courage I answered her.

"H-He did...Lady A-Ankhseram." I added her name after some deliberation. Maybe I could get out of this situation by stroking her ego.

She seemed surprised that I knew her name.

"Oh, you know about me?"

"Y-Yes, my Lady."

What? You ask what's with the shuttering? Just because I could plan doesn't mean I wasn't afraid. I just got a second chance to be alive. I'm not ready for death so soon!

She made a thinking face at that.

"And, do you know who I am the God of?"

What is she getting at? I answered her nonetheless.

"Yes, Lady Ankhseram."

"Hmmmmm…. Do you know why I came here in front of you looking annoyed?"

Because I used the Life Equation and tried to gain the Ultimate power of life which in turn also let control over death, which in turn had landed me this fucked up situation.

"Yeahhhh…."

I don't like where this is going.

"Wait a minute, so you knew of me?"

I nodded my head in confirmation.

"And you even knew what I am the God of?"

I again answered her question with a head nod.

"And you even got a warning from the manger to not piss me off, and you still went ahead with your plan to use that fûcking Equation?"

Ohhhh shit, she is angry, no scratch that, she is furious. I don't think I thought my plan to ultimate power thoroughly.

"..."

"..."

We just stared at each other for a moment. Then she broke the silence and flipped.

"Fuck. This. Shit. I'm not taking anymore Ginny Pigs from that shit of company. They can't even provide good products let alone good customer service", She, I presume, said to herself.

"Oh and you, you son of a bitch. You got a lot of balls on you to pull a stunt like that. You see that city behind you."

She pointed at the ruined city.

"That was what happened when someone tried to use my powers for themselves the last time."

HOLY SHIT! DID SHE SACKED THE CITY?!

"Now, I can't kill you like them because of the contract.-"

I signed in relief at that. Looks like I won't get the bucket soon.

"- But that doesn't mean I can't punish you."

Her tone was menacing and she had a cruel smirk on her face.

Well… I'm fûcked.

She appeared in front of me in a blink of an eye and then plunged her hand into my stomach.

The pain was nothing like I have ever felt before. I wanted to scream out loud but I couldn't for whatever reason. My guess on the reason was the sadistic bitch of the goddess before me.

Fuck her.

When she pulled her hand out, he held in her palm was a fleshy orb which was fascinatingly semi-transparent. It was emitting light. It seems to be like an organ of some sort.

She then crushed that orb making into nothing more than gory mess which then proceeded to dissipate into light particles.

"One down, Two to go."

"Wait! Wha-"

Before I could finish, she plunged her hand one more time and pulled out another one of those orbs. Only this time, it wasn't emitting any light.

I think I now had an idea about what she was doing to me.

She also crushed that orb but there was no light particles dissipation, instead, it turned into ash.

She again plunged her hand into my stomach and pulled out the non-glowing orb. This was bigger than the other two and was spiked on the surface.

When she crushed this it dissipated into smokes of pure unadulterated darkness. It was kinda menacing, actually.

Now that I had a moment to gather my thoughts, I finally realised that that the goddess has most likely crushed all three of my magic container right in front of me.

Stranded in a magical world without magic?

Fūçk me.

Then there was only darkness.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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