This is not what I would write for a forth Chapter. But I needed to put something out there. I will rewrite some Chapters and posting new stuff to this Story. But this it the last Part of the Original Story By Stargatesg1fan1. This was just a clean up (Partly Rewrite). For those of you who thought I was already on the Rewrite. Look forward to Chapters being reposted as I go through them with a fine tooth Comb.

Chapter 4 by stargatesg1fan1

Disclaimer: I own nothing from Stargate, Star Wars, Buffy, Percy Jackson, or Harry Potter.

Time Home...

The Hellmouth had been its usual busy self the last few months. Faith helped deal with a jealous monster boyfriend that was mauling people. Homecoming actually turned out to be a nice quiet time with the only activity being a rivalry between Buffy and Cordy for queen. Naturally Cordy won thanks to Xanders not so subtle campaign efforts. Money usually tends to win things.

During a sale of candy for band uniforms there was chaos as usual. Ethan Rayne had decided to return to town to pull a contract job. This time Xander decided he wouldn't be that useful anymore and didn't let him walk away. The efforts of Ethans labours were the regression of anyone who ate his enchanted candy to their youthful minds. This meant Giles and Joyce Summers ended up having sex.

Xander may have put a mild compulsion charm on them afterwards to be honest about their feelings. Once they got past the awkwardness they ended up starting to date. When an ex watcher turned dark magic practitioner showed up and tried to claim she was Faith's new watcher Xander made sure to check out her story. When her true intent was revealed he made sure her head was removed from her shoulders very quickly.

During Christmas some Bringers, which are priests of the First Evil, tried to spoil the occasion by summoning their master. Xander was not amused and made sure to bring them some divine intervention, just not the one they were expecting. When he was done with them there was nothing left. Luckily the First Evil wasn't summoned before he stopped them.

"I think in a fight I could probably take it." Xander thought

During one of Joyce's attempt to get more involved in the life of her daughter and boyfriend she ended up finding what appeared to be two murdered children. Xander happened to be out on patrol that night myself showing Merlin around. He and Buffy seemed to hit it off really well. Xander could see the sparks flying around them immediately. When Buffy called all of them to come help calm her mother he took one look at the children and figured out they weren't what they appeared to be.

"My lord those are no children." Merlin spoke up.

"No they aren't are they." Xander answered.

A couple of bolts of force lightning ended the demon that was pretending to be children. Merlin escorted Buffy and Joyce home after that. Merlin was helping Xander with a couple of projects that should be very beneficial to this galaxy and several others in the very near future.

On the band candy night they ended up finding out the mayor was actually a bad guy. A subsequent check into his history revealed he was over a century old. When his assistant, Mr. Finch, came and informed them of his planned ascension into a true demon on their graduation day Giles decided to have a research party.

Xander let the others handle it as he was busy with Merlin preparing my plans for the local universe. When graduation finally did role around his plans were ready. Sam was able to get the day off work to attend graduation so all his loved ones were there.

"So you're sure you have a plan," Buffy asked him nervously as the mayor went up on the stage to give his speech.

"Yes I'm sure," He answered with a grin.

"That look worries me," Willow whispered from the left of Buffy.

"It never worries me. It usually means many orgasms," Faith whispered to the amusement of all of them.

When mayor began to change into a giant snake Xander calmly stood up while everybody began to run screaming. There was a row of vampires advancing from the back. Merlin took care of them with a wall of fire that had them all dust in seconds. Xander watched with delight as the mayor ate Principle Snyder.

"You know he's going to give you indigestion," he called to the new demon.

"What are you going to do wizard? You can do nothing to harm me," the mayor taunted.

"Want to bet," Xander replied as he waved his hand at the building beside the mayor.

It was transfigured into a snarling mongoose that was just as big as the mayor.

"Oh shit," the snake had just enough time to get out before the mongoose pounced.

It killed him quickly.

"You know that was kind of anti climactic," Oz stated afterwards.

"Your right," Buffy responded.

"But at least I destroyed the school in the process," Xander stated with a wild grin.

"Yay," everybody cheered.

"Now let's go have a party with lots of food. It's my treat," he announced.

Again there was a loud cheer before we left for a party.

A few days later, SGC briefing room…

"So what's this meeting about Xander," Jack O'Neill asked curiously as he looked around the room.

In attendance were three representatives of the Tokra (Anise, Jolinar, and Martouf), SG-1, General Hammond, Xander, three beautiful women with Xander (Jenny, Cordelia, and Faith), and Jack himself.

"Hold on one second. We are waiting on one more," he replied.

Just then there was a flash of light and Thor materialized.

"Thor," Xander greeted with a nod.

Thor returned the nod before he got down to business.

"I have brought you here because you are all involved in fighting for the freedom of every race represented and for peace. To that end Merlin and I have been working on a plan. That plan is now ready," He informed everybody as a silver cube shaped device with one button on it appeared in front of everybody present.

"What are these for," Jack asked curiously.

"I'm getting to that Jack," Xander stated.

"Now there are several enemies that threaten our mission. There are the Goauld, the Wraith, the Ori, the replicators, and the Aschen," Xander stated.

"I've never heard of some of those races," General Hammond spoke up with the others agreeing.

Xander quickly gave them each a brief overview of each of these races. They each grew paler as he went on with descriptions of these new threats.

"Now to combat these I will describe what we have done. I say that in the past tense because the buttons before you were designed to trigger our solution after our computer received a certain number of them. It was designed like an executioner system so that no one knew who was responsible. But that has changed since Colonel O'Neill has felt the need to sit there and play with his button," he stated.

Everybody turned to stare at O'Neill who suddenly paled as he removed his finger from the button he had been continuously pushing through my explanation.

"One of the Alteran's most useful inventions is a multi purpose energy wave generator. It's what they used to seed life throughout this galaxy and take it away during the plague. It's also the basis for an energy weapon Merlin designed to kill ascended beings. Think of this device working by the principle of two inverse waves interfering to cancel each other out. Our nanite constructors have gone to the Ida, Ori, and Pegasus galaxy and built one of these devices in secret under heavy cloak. They have also refurbished the one that was built long ago in this galaxy," Xander explained.

"When the Colonel pushed that button every ascended Ori in their galaxy was erased from existence. Also all replicators in the Ida Galaxy were rendered to their base components. There was a second set of replicators that the Alterans thought destroyed in the Pegasus Galaxy. Merlin learned they were not destroyed when he ascended. We took care of them as well. The Aschen have been infected with a nanite based virus that should by now have finished rewriting their brain makeup so that they will no longer be a conquering race. They will instead work to better themselves and help other friendly races. As for the wraith we were able to figure out how to use one of the multi generators to render them to base molecules. It is sort of like an inverse matter wave," He explained.

"Why did the Alterans never use that device during the first war," Daniel spoke up to ask.

"For several reasons. The first reason was that the wraith had to be near a stargate to get hit by the wave. The weapon dials every stargate in a galaxy and the energy field then transmits to the surroundings of every planet with a stargate on it. During the war the wraith were mostly in space. The second reason was that there was a chance the wraith shields could stop the wave or at least alter it enough to render it ineffective. Our intelligence suggests that almost all were in a state of hibernation. They do this on a planet with their shields down. The weapon should have gotten most of them and the rest will be easy pickings."

"During my time as an ascended I also learned about two ships of surviving Alterans. One was badly damaged during the war and all of its crew went into stasis pods. Their physical bodies were aged beyond sustainability. As we speak a ship full of what we call human form nanite constructors HFNCs is reviving them and transferring them to clone bodies," Merlin explained.

"Clones," Thor perked up hopefully.

Now that Thor knew these two were apparently Alterans he was hoping they could help his people with their cloning problem.

"Yes clones. You will find the information on this crystal to reverse your genetic degradation and modify the technology to prevent it from happening again," Merlin informed Thor as he floated the crystal to the Asgard with his telekinesis.

"Thank you. The Asgard are forever in your debt," Thor said with heavy emotion in his voice.

"I expect the Asgard will help us deal with the remaining minor Goauld because as we speak HFNC spies are successfully assassinating all of the system lords," Merlin replied.

"Of course," Thor agreed.

All of the people had big grins on their faces at this news, especially the Tokra present.

"The second Alteran ship was one whose hyperdrive broke in the middle of the void between this galaxy and the Pegasus galaxy. They've been making their way back to Pegasus at sublight ever since. They've been under severe time dilation as they were going at speeds over 99.9999999999999% the speed of light.

Thor and the Tokra present had wide eyes at this sublight speed. Sam already knew the numbers obviously.

"Both crews are being taken to Atlantis," Xander began before being interrupted.

"Atlantis is real," Daniel asked in shock.

"Oh yes. It was an Alteran city. We can discuss that later," Xander informed him before continuing on.

"One of the ships was carrying the hyperdrive frequencies for wraith technology. Using this it should be simple to hunt down the remaining wraith. Am I forgetting anything Merlin?" Xander finished.

"Not that I can think of, except maybe our gift," he replied.

"Oh yes, why don't you explain that my friend."

"Xander and I decided we like all of you so have made you each a gift," Merlin explained as he floated watches over to everyone present.

"Each of these watches has technology that will halt your aging completely. If you don't like the age of your current body we can put you in a younger clone later. We will also grant you a watch for your chosen life mate when you find one. Oh and Jack you have a special surprise waiting on you when you get home," Merlin finished.

Merlin and Xander couldn't wait to watch the video feed of Jack's reaction when he found his son Charlie sitting at home. There was a time when Merlin went by the name Janus while he was a scientist on Atlantis. One of his technologies was a ship capable of traversing time. Using it we had retrieved Charlie before he was shot. That reality we took him from would now be a divergent alternate reality. We had done the same for Sam's mom and Faith's watcher (she didn't like her parents). Jack's ex wife Sarah would also be transported HFNC instructed to explain everything to her. We were hoping Jack might finally get back together with his wife.

There were expressions of gratitude from everyone present, even Thor. Included in Merlin's instructions was the method to restore the Asgard to a sexually reproducing people.

"You know it might actually start to get boring in the galaxy now," Jack stated as the briefing broke up.

"It will never happen Jack. You are SG-1. You'll always find some mischief. If you ever want some real excitement I can think of about 20 galaxies with Stargates we can explore," Xander answered with a smirk as Merlin, his girls, and himself transported out leaving a Daniel Jackson asking questions about these new galaxies and a Jack with a growing headache.

Xander was sure about one thing in this life, it would never be boring. Living on the Hellmouth would ensure that. Whatever came their way him and his lovers would meet it head on and enjoy everyday to the fullest.

The End…