(Don't be mad if I'm late on this) This story may contain some violence, blood, language, and sex.

Chapter 1.

Dan: So I'm driving home from another revenge scheme. I had to deal with the mummy! AGAIN! He literally stole my toilet paper for the second time! It took me forever to get closer to home because I got stuck in traffic. I hate traffic! It was 11 p. night. "What another horrible day! Why can't it get better that this?"

I wasn't clearly paying attention to the road. Then all of a sudden I heard a big THUD and then I stopped in confusion. I got out the car and got closer to the front. I saw that I hit a little girl by accident. What the hell?! I shook her to wake her up and see if she was ok. "Hey, are you alright? Wake up!" Then she started to wake up. She moaned in pain. "Mmmm."

She sat up and opened her eyes. Then she saw me. She said, "Sorry mr. I wasn't paying attention to the road and led me getting hit. I saw that she looked a bit young to be out here by herself. I asked her, "What's your name?" "Angeline", she replied. "Are you ok?" "Yes. Just my stomach is in pain from getting hit. But I'm ok." "Good. Now come with me." Angeline looked confused and scared. "Where are we going?" "I'm taking you to go eat." "Well..." She paused for a moment and stood up. She then said, "You know what, I could eat." She agreed to go with me. Then she got in the front seat of my car.

We went out to eat, then I took her to my house. I put a pillow and blanket on the couch where she can sleep. I told her, "get some sleep. I'll see you in the morning, ok?" She nodded her head. She fell asleep and I went to my room. I took my pants off and went to bed. Before I fell asleep, I began to think, * I can't believe I just ran somebody over myself instead of Chris. Wait until Chris hears about this.* Then I fell asleep.

Angeline: This is so crazy! I just got ran over! But now I'm okay, I have minor injuries, I'm fine. The next morning, I felt wierd. I got up and I started to shaking. Something was making me nervous, but I didn't know what is was. Then this man appeared to me.

"Hey! What's the matter with you? why are you shaking?"

"Oh my god! I don't know, I woke up like this.

" Ok? Um... I forgot your name. What's your name again?

"Angeline" .

"Oh, Angeline. That's right."

"I forgot to ask you. What's your name?"

" I'm Dan. "

"Oh. Can I call you Danny or just Dan?"

"It's Dan! And I'm a grown man with grown man needs. "

"OK! Ok, I might as well call you Dan."

" Come on, Angeline. Let's go. "

"Where are we going this time?"

"To a friend's house. I want to introduce you to him."

"O-oh." I stuttered out of nervousness I

Author's Note: I forgot to tell you what the story is about. So Dan vs. The Girl is about when Dan accidentally runs over a little girl on the street and decides to take care of her. Eventually they might call in love of not. There will be more chapters to the story and we will find out more about Angeline later in the story. I also forgot to put this disclaimer: I don't own Dan Vs. AT ALL! Just to be clear.