I was reading Third Time's The Charm by The SugarcaneSoldier Fellow, And it got me wanting to write a Konosuba crossover.

So here it is.

I am going to do quite a bit of retconning of Dragon Ball Z's lore involving Potara fusion and the powers of King Yemma alongside other things for the sake of this story. Please don't kill me.

Yelling/Important Stuff

Flashback

"Thinking"

"Speaking"

{Ability/Spell}

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Chapter One

King Yemma's rage

Contrary to what many people in this day and age in all of the commonly known universes believe, Universes thirteen through eighteen were not destroyed by Zeno.

He had simply forgot about them and had never put the Universe Marbles on stands like Universe one through twelve.

They never had Kais or gods of destruction. Instead, Zeno had appointed more human gods as an experiment.

When Zeno was reminded about them a few million years later he had completely forgotten where they where and his simple order was to say he destroyed them.

A few seconds of stunned silence later he went back to playing with a plant he was interested in.

The foolish god had questioned him, asking if saying that he destroyed them was a good idea, however that just led to Zeno getting annoyed and Erasing the god for wasting his time.

It became an unspoken rule to never talk about those Universes near Zeno or any of his attendants. Ever. That rule was passed down to every acknowledged deity in all of the twelve universes.

After tens of millions of years passed, History was rewritten across the universes.

Unfortunately, King Yemma was too indulgent with his Mahogany Fetish over the past thirty million years to remember such a thing like that.

He was so far removed from the world of Gods to believe that that knowledge would ever effect him.

Hell, Zeno was universes away and Yemma was just scraping the bottom of the barrel of godhood.

Now Mahogany, That was something tangible and real.

Pointless rules meant nothing to him when Mahogany existed.

Stroking his desk while whispering what he would consider sensual sweet nothings to it for ten minutes while a soul was waiting for his judgement, he was fine with his life.

However, There was a problem.

Way too many souls were lined up in front of the check in station. Normally it would not be a problem, but Yemma really had to take a leak.

Having judged his last soul before he felt he could hold it no longer, he placed the please wait sign on the front of his desk and ran to his bathroom.

Little did he know, His Mahogany desk would cost him his job and eventually the entire universe.

Earth

Vegito

Planet Earth shook relentlessly as loud cracks and booms were heard across the sandy canyons near East City.

large canyons and boulders where tossed in the air and shattered by the shockwaves that occurred millions of times a second.

Then two people could be seen jumping away from each other to land on nearby boulders.

One was a tall, muscular pink humanoid creature in an orange and blue Gi with a evil smile on it's face as it regenerated from having it's lower body completely destroyed.

The other was a man slightly shorter than the pink creature with glowing golden hair that was spiked backwards. He had light skin, green eyes and a simmilarly toned body.

Small chunks of the pink creature fell off of his blue Gi and white boots as he brushed his outfit with his hand.

"Look at you Buu. You're all over me and I haven't even begun to fight you. It's embarrassing" said the Saiyan in a deep voice that sounded like a combination of two men speaking at the same time.

Having completely regenerated, The creature known as Buu laughed smugly at the fighter in front of him before making a twisted smile.

"You may be stronger than me Vegito but what you failed to take into account was that I have Gohan's memories. He was quite the student"

Vegito raised an eyebrow at this, not knowing where Buu was going with this.

"So what?" He asked genuinely confused.

"To the Vegeta part of you, I'm sure you have heard of biology?"

Vegito's eyes narrowed, not liking where this was going one bit. He had no idea what the bubblegum monster was up to.

"Get to the point Buu!" Vegito growled.

Buu started cackling madly.

"Well, Your Saiyan biology has worked against you my friend. Sure you can overpower me with your brute force, but that is your weakness"

Buu let that sit for a moment before continuing " Your power is so high, you forgot to look for things so tiny they would barely be noticed in a fight like this. Hahahaha"

" Enough games Buu. What is your point?" Vegito growled again as he powered up, about to fly and atomize Buu with a massive blast before he could try any underhanded moves.

Waving his pointer finger side to side in a No fashion to Vegito, Buu chuckled and revealed his secret.

"I'm inside you"

"So wh-"

Then Vegito's eyes widened in realization.

At that moment hundreds of microscopic pieces of Buu exploded in Vegito's unprotected heart, Brain and lungs.

Without even knowing what happened, Vegito was exploded from the inside.

As Buu watched Vegito's body fall from the sky dead, he thanked himself for absorbing Gohan.

"Your power was your demise. You thought I was so weak and dumb that I wouldn't even the fight"

He floated down and spat on the dead corpse of Vegito before vaporizing it with a Ki blast.

"Now, time to say hi to the Kais" Buu said laughing at his bad joke.

Afterlife check in station

Vegito

Vegito popped in to existence on the long snaking road miles away from the check in.

looking at the huge line of puffy white cloudlike souls, he shook his head and said "Nope" before taking to the sky and flying to the station.

He couldn't wait to be judged, not when Buu was still around.

Arriving instantly, he saw an empty desk that was twice as big as he was tall.

On the desk was a series of books and papers along with a pen as long as his arm.

Next to it was a golden bell.

Ringing the bell loudly many times over, Vegito heard a deep rumbling voice say "you see the damn sign right? Let this old man take a piss in peace".

Vegito responded "Just send me back to earth from there then. The universe is in danger".

To emphasize the severity of the situation, he smacked the desk.

CRACK, the desk shattered in to peices when Vegito slapped it.

Then a string of curses so reprehensible and vile was heard getting closer and closer.

Vegito instinctively tensed up from hearing them.

In rampaged the furious red giant that was King Yemma.

Fully confirming his shattered desk, he turned to Vegito.

"You little shit. You are done for. Do you know how much I payed for that desk? How many blood sacrifices were necessary to get the mahogany color just right?"

Vegito was actually taken aback by the sheer ferocity that King Yemma reprimanded him with.

Not wanting to let Yemma make him look like a coward, Vegito retorted "Forget the desk, the universe is at stake. If I don't stop Buu, you won't live to see a new desk".

This was the worst thing Vegito could have said at this time.

"FORGET THE DESK?"

King Yemma yelled angrily.

"yes?" Vegito half asked almost trepidly.

"FORGET THE DESK? THAT DESK TOOK MILLIONS OF LIVES AND DOLLARS TO MAKE. I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET A REPLACEMENT IN MILLIONS OF YEARS! BEGONE WHILE I GRIEVE OVER MY LOSS!" the furious King Yemma yelled before snapping his fingers on his right hand.

With that, Vegito's world spun.

Realm of the godess

Eris

Ever since Aqua had been sent down to the world at war with the demon king, Eris had taken over her job.

It was usually enjoyable, most of the people who came through were good people.

The evil people automatically went to hell so there was no need for the goddesses to talk to them.

At worst she would get a soldier who still never got over his trauma and she would have to calm them down.

That was true up to the point her entire dimension began to violently shake.

It started with a small quivering and then the desk started rattling.

Moments later, a loud screaming was heard from where mortals came in to her dimension.

It sounded like two people screaming the same way at the exact same time.

The overlap was almost creepy.

At first she thought it was a scream of pain or fear, but when she listened closer it was a scream of excitement simmilar to when a child goes down a steep waterslide.

That was an apt comparison. Ever since Aqua got the genius idea of making the dead people who come to the dimension do so by sliding down a steep long rainbow flashing tube of energy.

When Eris said it was a bad idea, Aqua chastised her saying "Not only do you lack breasts like mine, you lack the creativity and genius I have" before laughing at her supposedly amazing joke.

Eris, not wanting to fight and scared of the repercussions of telling on Aqua, just let it happen.

And now she was about to pay the price.

At least that's what she thought as the dimension shook around her.

Then, shooting out of the hole in the dimension nearby was a large man in a blue martial arts Gi.

As soon as he hit the ground, the dimension stopped shaking.

He blasted into the ground and bounced a few times as he went rolling by her desk and eventually landed splayed out flat on his face a few meters away from her.

Tentatively looking over at the man to see if he was okay, Eris asked in a small voice "Are you all right?"

The man lay there for a few seconds unresponsive, leading Eris to think he didn't hear her.

She was about to ask him again when his white gloved hands tensed and pushed him up in to the air while he flipped over and righted himself.

"That was fun" the man said while stretching casually and hovering a few feet off of the floor.

Eris was taken aback by the casual tone he took and the ease of how he acclimated to the dimension.

Spacing out a little, Eris didn't notice the man floating over to her till he was right in front of her and reached his hand out to shake hers.

"Hi there, I'm vegito. You're King Yemma's friend right? Can you tell him I'm sorry for breaking his desk and to send me back?"

Snapping out of her trance and jumping slightly out of surprise, Eris breathed deeply before responding.

"Hi Vegito. I'm Eris, the goddess that sends the dead to the afterlife. I don't remember seeing any mortal like you on earth. You mentioned a person called King Yemma. Is he a god? Are you a god sent by the higher ups to check on me?"

Vegito was definitely confused now.

Didn't King Yemma send him to his colleague since he was too mad at him to properly judge him?

"No. I'm not a god. King Yemma is the god that sends people to the afterlife. like you said you do. You don't know him?" Vegito asked while hovering around the desk in contemplation.

Eris didn't know what to think. Maybe this mortal was playing tricks on her, but if he wasn't, where did he come from?

She judged people from earth and sent them to either heaven, the alternate world or hell on the rare occasions.

Unless a man of immense power was hiding away on earth all these years never noticed by the gods and goddesses it meant he was a god playing a prank on her using a form of a mortal.

She was not very happy with that.

Aqua gave her enough trouble already.

Having another god join in was too much for her to stomach.

Her peaceful methods would most likey be ignored by the god, but she figured the best way would be to play along till he got bored and left.

"I don't have your file with me, so can you tell me how you died?" she asked with feigned concern. Maybe the god could at least come up with a convincing story.

While Eris was less boisterous than Aqua, she was smarter than her. This meant she excelled at mind games.

Vegito realized she had no reason to believe what he was about to say if she truly didn't know who King Yemma was.

He really didn't want to sit around talking to some goddess he never heard of when Buu was out there, but he had no choice.

He had already tried searching the universe with his Ki but nothing that he recognized came up.

"I was fighting an incredibly powerful monster called Majin Buu that was going to destroy the universe by collapsing it. He was much weaker than me in my fused state, and I got cocky. I was punching him to pieces and he would barely regenerate. every time I took him apart, parts of him would get on me. I just brushed them off not really thinking about them, but that was my mistake. Every time I destroyed him, he would control microscopic pieces of himself to enter my body and lie dormant in my organs. It was very smart of him. He pretended to be dumb and boastful so I would let down my gaurd to things like that and when I was about to finish him off, he revealed his secret. Then I went Boom".

Vegito finished his story with a regretful and slightly angry face.

Eris had to give him credit. His acting was superb. It really felt like he was telling the truth.

This was the part where she would catch him in his lie. Gods were not supposed to go to earth and going to the planet with the demon lord would give them a mortal form and restricted their power. Very few gods outside of herself liked restricting themselves like that.

This was where she hoped the act would fall.

No mortal alive in either world had enough power to make her realm shake like Vegito did.

That was why she was convinced that he was a god.

Closing her eyes and breathing deeply, she said "I'm very sorry Vegito but I can't send you to your friend King Yemma. I can only send you back to Axel. Please forgive me"

That was a lie of course, a very flimsy one at that but It played a few roles in calling his bluff.

One: It required the person to have knowledge of where axel was and what being sent there entailed.

Two: If the god called her bluff, it would prove they were a god.

Three: If the god kept their act, they would essentially be restricting themselves to be mortal and the only way to return would be to die. The pride of most gods would be too large to allow that.

It was essentially a checkmate against most gods, exept for its one major flaw. If the god wanted to be mortal for a while, they would have achieved it while wasting her power. It took a lot more power to transfer a god into a mortal body than a mortal.

Vegito did not like that one bit, but even if he instant transmissioned out of this dimension, the universe was unknown to him.

He wouldn't give up though, not when Buu was out there.

Grinding his teeth with a frustrated look on his face, he asked the silver haired goddess in front of him if she really hadn't heard of King Yemma.

She said no again before smiling warmly and asking him if he was ready to go to Axel.

He looked frustrated as if he was going to crack and drop the act but composed himself and asked, where is this Axel place she told him about .

Smiling on the inside, Eris told him a small history of the war with the demon king and the town of Axel but didn't offer him a weapon or ability.

That was for two reasons, One it was because this god was trying to mess with her and two it was to see if he would call her bluff.

He didn't, and with a resigned sigh he said "I guess I will need to find help in another place. Send me away".

Eris congratulated herself for this tiny victory as she prepared to make a new body for him.

However, after trying everything she could, he was just too powerful for her to move.

In the end she just settled for a teleportation spell.

After the god disguised as a mortal was gone, Eris slumped down on her chair.

Being a goddess was tiring.

She needed a vacation and she knew just how to get one.

Materializing a bell phone on to her desk, she rung up a god that was her close friend.

After convincing him to take her job for a ver short fifty years, she took her form as Chris and jumped down through the floor to the planet she sent Vegito to.

Axel town

Vegito

Laying in a field a mile away from the nearest human Ki signals, Vegito felt the soft grass under him.

His landing was rough.

The goddess that sent him there must have made a miscalculation in her teleport as he fell a good two hundred feet to the ground.

If he was being uncharitable he would have said she was being passive aggressive for some reason unknown to him.

Either way, it was nothing that could hurt him.

Putting aside the botched teleportation, Vegito needed to find a way to get back to his universe.

Instant transmission was useless since he couldn't find any recognizable Ki signatures.

He would have to do it the old fashioned way.

pushing up in to the air and observing his surroundings, he saw he was in a large grassy pasture with cows lazily eating grass all over.

Around the field was a sturdy wooden fence that looked made to keep out large animals.

to his right about fourty miles away was a large mountian range.

To his left was a large forest that spanned ten or so miles before open plains.

a mile or so in front of him was a large circular town, it was nearly impossible to miss from his height.

Looking behing him, far away was a large Rocky desert.

Casually looking down, he saw a sight that made him question the intentions of the goddess that sent him there.

A few feet away from the small intent he made in the ground, was a huge pile of cow poop.

"Was she trying to make me fall in to that?"

He asked in his head but dismissed it as a coincidence.

There was no way a nice girl like her would do that to someone she didn't know.

Deciding the best thing to do would be to sense his surroundings, Vegito stretched out his Ki across the country. Most of the Ki's belonged to incredibly weak people, however there where some that reminded him of when the Goku part of him entered the demon realm to fight Shula. Perhaps if he found Shula he could find his way back.

With his Potaras glinting in the sunlight, he flew to the town nearby.

This would be the start of Vegito's struggle to find his way home.

AND CUT.

I hope you liked my intro.