Charms - via enchanted parchment

Hey Evans, want to go to Hogsmeade with me? - JP

If I say yes, will you leave me alone? - LE

Really?! Ok, when? - JP

When hell freezes over. - LE

Ha! She turned you down again mate! - SB

Yes. Thank you Padfoot. - JP

No prob mate. - SB

Well Evans, I said I'd leave you alone if you went out with me and since you're not going to do that, that means I am contractually obligated to pester you until you do. - JP

Ooh. Such big words Potter! Does it hurt your tiny brain? - LE

Rude - JP

Yes Evans! - SB

Some best mate you are... - JP

Just give up Prongs, she's never going to say yes. - SB

Well, thanks for the support and yes, she will. One day, she will fall for my charms and realise that she's loved me all along. - JP

What charms? - LE

Ay! Evans 3, Potter 0! - SB

You tell me Evans, you're the one falling for them. - JP

In your dreams Potter. - LE

Indeed you are, my dear. - JP

Creep. - LE

I am not! - JP

Go away. - LE

Common room - via enchanted parchment

Hey guys - SB

Padfoot! You're here! Help, I'm bored! Moony won't talk to me! - JP

There there, Prongs. Moony! What is so important that you would ignore poor Prongsie!? - SB

I am quite busy at the moment Pads. - RL

Well I demand that you become un-busy this instant! - SB

That's not a word. - JP

Shut up. You're supposed to be on my side! - SB

If you two don't mind, I am trying to get some homework done! - RL

Relax Moony, we don't mind - SB

Shut up Padfoot. - RL

My sincerest apologies Professor - SB

Psh. As if! - RL

Yeah. Moony's not that boring! - JP

Hey! - RL

You never know! - SB

Well, even if I wanted to, I couldn't. - RL

Why not? - SB

No-one in their right mind would let me near their children. - RL

Well, I think you'd make a great teacher Moony! - JP

I appreciate the sentiment Prongs, but whether or not I'm good enough doesn't really matter for someone like me. - RL

... - JP

... - SB

... - RL

It's not bloody fair. - SB

No, it isn't. - RL

Damn right it's not! You're the smartest person in our year, you should be able to do whatever you want! - JP

Thanks, guys, I appreciate it, but unfortunately no matter how unjust the system is, it's never going to change. - RL

I thought you wanted to be an auror anyway? - SB

Oh please. You know what the Ministry's like. They're not exactly renowned for their equality. There's not a chance in hell they'd ever consider me. We all know that it will be next to impossible for me to get any sort of job when we leave here. - RL

What will you do then? - SB

I don't know, I'll work something out. Don't worry about me Padfoot. - RL

You know, it it ever comes to it, you'll always have a place with me mate. My family's rich, I can support you if need be. - JP

Thanks James, but I don't want to live off of you for my whole life. - RL

I know, it's just... We're your friends Moony. We're not just going to abandon you as soon as we leave here. If you ever need me, I'll be there. - JP

I second that, although unlike James, I have no family fortune to inherit... - SB

I know. Thanks guys...I appreciate it. - RL