I love Hiei and Yukina fics. They're so sweet! So, I'm writing one. Yay for me. If somehow I'm playgerizing (can't spell) someone, notify me and I'll take this fic down.
Disclaimer: Luckily for the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho, I don't own them. I just stole- I mean BORROWED them for a while.
Oh yeah, and this means someone is thinking.
Chapter 1: Hiei's Nasty Surprise
Alright! Perfect! thought Yusuke.
It was an normal day for Yusuke Urameshi. Nothing out of the ordinary. But this day had the ability to change from ordinary to impossibly cruel in three seconds flat.. Anyway, the Spirit Detective and Kurama were playing a little game of five-card draw at Genkai's temple. Yusuke held a full house, eights over kings.
"I see your ten and raise ya five!" Yusuke announced.
"Then I see your five," replied Kurama, "Now let's see your hand."
"Full house! Beat that!" exclaimed Yusuke.
"If you insist. Royal flush," proclaimed Kurama. He showed Yusuke his hand and casually slid all the money toward him.
"Aw man! I'm going broke! I'm dealer this time," demanded Yusuke. But before he could grab the cards, a loud yell came from somewhere in the temple.
"YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!" boomed a loud voice. It was idiot himself, Kuwabara. Soon, rushed, clumsy footsteps could be heard outside the room that Yusuke and Kurama were in. The door flew open, and standing in the door way was-who else?- Kuwabara.
"What was THAT all about?" asked a very annoyed Yusuke.
"She said yes! SHE SAID YES!!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara. You know how sometimes Kuwabara has those really stupid big smiles? Okay, multiply that times a billion. That's depressed, no, SUICIDAL to the smile he has now. Yusuke was clueless, and Kurama was really hoping it didn't mean what he thought it meant.
"I asked Yukina-chan to marry me and she said YES!!!!!!"
It did mean what Kurama thought it meant.
"Man, Urameshi! I've never been so happy in my life! Isn't this great!?!" Kuwabara bellowed, practically brimming with happiness. Yusuke just stared. Kurama.....also stared. And they sat there. Staring.
"Well, aren't you guys happy for me?" questioned Kuwabara, still ignorantly happy.
Yusuke blinked. Then stared some more.
"Um. Yes, Kuwabara, we're...very......happy for you," Kurama replied polietly.
"I'm going to go tell Genkai!!" said Kuwabara as he ran off.
"What are we gonna do?" Kurama sighed as he put his face in his hands. He was, of course, referring to Hiei, the one and only. The last thing Hiei wanted to happen is to have his sister marry that ignorant oaf Kuwabara.
"Well, seeing as how Hiei's probably going to destroy all of Japan when he finds out, I advise we get a couple of one-way plane tickets to France or something," answered Yusuke.
"France, Yusuke? I don't think we should be so drastic. We're just going to have to...uh...let it down easy," remarked Kurama. Just then, Genkai walked in front of the door way. She was holding several bags.
"I've just heard the news. I'm going to France for a while," she informed, "Good luck. You'll need it."
With that, she walked away. Kurama sweatdropped.
"Fine. YOU 'let it down easy'. There's no way I'm telling Hiei that his sister is marrying the one guy he dispises most out of all of us!" declared Yusuke.
" I have an idea. But......well, here's the thing. Neither of us wants to tell Hiei, right? We CERTAINLY can't let Kuwabara tell him, and-"
"At least he'd have a quick death," Yusuke interrupted.
"Genkai's gone to France, which, now that I think about it, isn't such a bad idea," continued Kurama, ignoring Yusuke's master-of-the-obvious comment, " and Botan is scared of Hiei anyway, so she wouldn't tell him. So that leaves one person to tell him."
"And that person would be........" asked Yusuke impatiently.
"The one person Hiei can't get mad at. Yukina," stated Kurama.
"Ouch. Hiei is not going to like this. I don't like this. I still like the France idea," claimed Yusuke.
"Well, we have to hurry. We don't want Kuwabara telling Hiei, and Kuwabara seems in a very talkitive mood," Kurama noted. And with that, the two men left on their quest, leaving the deck of cards forgotten on the table.
^#^#^#^ (-scene change thingy. to show there's a scene change. that's why it's called a scene change thingy)
Kurama and Yusuke didn't have to look hard to find Yukina. She was in the kitchen, cooking away. Why was she in the kitchen? Because it's convinent. She saw the two men enter.
"Hello! Have you heard the good news?" she asked as she beamed brightly.
"Well, we heard the bad ne-" Yusuke began before Kurama elbowed him.
"Yes, Yukina, it's wonderful. Um....did you tell Hiei yet?" Kurama cut right to the chase.
"No. I thought Kuwa-kun would tell him," the Koorime replied.
"Well, you don't want him to have all the fun, do you?" said Yusuke.
"Well, I suppose not. I'll tell Hiei right now!" she said exitedly. "Do you know where he is?"
"Follow us," responded Kurama. He quickly tugged Yusuke to follow him. He was sure Hiei was outside and he really needed to hurry. On the way, Kurama overheard Kuwabara talking to his sister on the phone. It wasn't that hard to overhear him because he was practically screaming with joy. It wasn't long until the three were outdoors, and they immediatly saw Hiei sitting on a branch of a really tall tree. (You know why he always likes to go on high trees, don't you? To make up for his....um....lack of hight. HE'S FIVE FEET TALL! *ahem* On with the story...)
"Hiei-kun! I have good news!" Yukina called. Hiei jumped down from his resting place and gave Yukina a small smile. He was happy to see his sister in a good mood.
"What is it?" he asked. He looked up at Yusuke and Kurama. He expected them to be smiling too. They weren't. What's gong on here? he thought.
"Kuwa-kun asked me to marry him!!" Yukina bursted. Hiei's smile disappered faster than you can say "uh-oh". His eyes grew wide and began to twitch. Yukina, of course, was completely oblivous to all this. Kurama sighed as he grabbed Hiei and dragged him towards the temple with Yusuke following.
"Uh..Where are you taking Hiei?" Yukina asked, confused.
"Don't mind us, Yukina. Just....uh....go do something. Far away," Yusuke answered.
~**~*End of Chapter 1*~**~
Short, I know. I feel so evil.
Hiei: YOU ARE EVIL!!!
I know. He he he he. Well, at least it's not a "Let's-torture-Hiei" fic
Hiei: Yes it is.
Well....uh...NAH! *sticks out tounge* I think Yukina is a little out of character. Oh well, I tried.
Disclaimer: Luckily for the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho, I don't own them. I just stole- I mean BORROWED them for a while.
Oh yeah, and this means someone is thinking.
Chapter 1: Hiei's Nasty Surprise
Alright! Perfect! thought Yusuke.
It was an normal day for Yusuke Urameshi. Nothing out of the ordinary. But this day had the ability to change from ordinary to impossibly cruel in three seconds flat.. Anyway, the Spirit Detective and Kurama were playing a little game of five-card draw at Genkai's temple. Yusuke held a full house, eights over kings.
"I see your ten and raise ya five!" Yusuke announced.
"Then I see your five," replied Kurama, "Now let's see your hand."
"Full house! Beat that!" exclaimed Yusuke.
"If you insist. Royal flush," proclaimed Kurama. He showed Yusuke his hand and casually slid all the money toward him.
"Aw man! I'm going broke! I'm dealer this time," demanded Yusuke. But before he could grab the cards, a loud yell came from somewhere in the temple.
"YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!" boomed a loud voice. It was idiot himself, Kuwabara. Soon, rushed, clumsy footsteps could be heard outside the room that Yusuke and Kurama were in. The door flew open, and standing in the door way was-who else?- Kuwabara.
"What was THAT all about?" asked a very annoyed Yusuke.
"She said yes! SHE SAID YES!!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara. You know how sometimes Kuwabara has those really stupid big smiles? Okay, multiply that times a billion. That's depressed, no, SUICIDAL to the smile he has now. Yusuke was clueless, and Kurama was really hoping it didn't mean what he thought it meant.
"I asked Yukina-chan to marry me and she said YES!!!!!!"
It did mean what Kurama thought it meant.
"Man, Urameshi! I've never been so happy in my life! Isn't this great!?!" Kuwabara bellowed, practically brimming with happiness. Yusuke just stared. Kurama.....also stared. And they sat there. Staring.
"Well, aren't you guys happy for me?" questioned Kuwabara, still ignorantly happy.
Yusuke blinked. Then stared some more.
"Um. Yes, Kuwabara, we're...very......happy for you," Kurama replied polietly.
"I'm going to go tell Genkai!!" said Kuwabara as he ran off.
"What are we gonna do?" Kurama sighed as he put his face in his hands. He was, of course, referring to Hiei, the one and only. The last thing Hiei wanted to happen is to have his sister marry that ignorant oaf Kuwabara.
"Well, seeing as how Hiei's probably going to destroy all of Japan when he finds out, I advise we get a couple of one-way plane tickets to France or something," answered Yusuke.
"France, Yusuke? I don't think we should be so drastic. We're just going to have to...uh...let it down easy," remarked Kurama. Just then, Genkai walked in front of the door way. She was holding several bags.
"I've just heard the news. I'm going to France for a while," she informed, "Good luck. You'll need it."
With that, she walked away. Kurama sweatdropped.
"Fine. YOU 'let it down easy'. There's no way I'm telling Hiei that his sister is marrying the one guy he dispises most out of all of us!" declared Yusuke.
" I have an idea. But......well, here's the thing. Neither of us wants to tell Hiei, right? We CERTAINLY can't let Kuwabara tell him, and-"
"At least he'd have a quick death," Yusuke interrupted.
"Genkai's gone to France, which, now that I think about it, isn't such a bad idea," continued Kurama, ignoring Yusuke's master-of-the-obvious comment, " and Botan is scared of Hiei anyway, so she wouldn't tell him. So that leaves one person to tell him."
"And that person would be........" asked Yusuke impatiently.
"The one person Hiei can't get mad at. Yukina," stated Kurama.
"Ouch. Hiei is not going to like this. I don't like this. I still like the France idea," claimed Yusuke.
"Well, we have to hurry. We don't want Kuwabara telling Hiei, and Kuwabara seems in a very talkitive mood," Kurama noted. And with that, the two men left on their quest, leaving the deck of cards forgotten on the table.
^#^#^#^ (-scene change thingy. to show there's a scene change. that's why it's called a scene change thingy)
Kurama and Yusuke didn't have to look hard to find Yukina. She was in the kitchen, cooking away. Why was she in the kitchen? Because it's convinent. She saw the two men enter.
"Hello! Have you heard the good news?" she asked as she beamed brightly.
"Well, we heard the bad ne-" Yusuke began before Kurama elbowed him.
"Yes, Yukina, it's wonderful. Um....did you tell Hiei yet?" Kurama cut right to the chase.
"No. I thought Kuwa-kun would tell him," the Koorime replied.
"Well, you don't want him to have all the fun, do you?" said Yusuke.
"Well, I suppose not. I'll tell Hiei right now!" she said exitedly. "Do you know where he is?"
"Follow us," responded Kurama. He quickly tugged Yusuke to follow him. He was sure Hiei was outside and he really needed to hurry. On the way, Kurama overheard Kuwabara talking to his sister on the phone. It wasn't that hard to overhear him because he was practically screaming with joy. It wasn't long until the three were outdoors, and they immediatly saw Hiei sitting on a branch of a really tall tree. (You know why he always likes to go on high trees, don't you? To make up for his....um....lack of hight. HE'S FIVE FEET TALL! *ahem* On with the story...)
"Hiei-kun! I have good news!" Yukina called. Hiei jumped down from his resting place and gave Yukina a small smile. He was happy to see his sister in a good mood.
"What is it?" he asked. He looked up at Yusuke and Kurama. He expected them to be smiling too. They weren't. What's gong on here? he thought.
"Kuwa-kun asked me to marry him!!" Yukina bursted. Hiei's smile disappered faster than you can say "uh-oh". His eyes grew wide and began to twitch. Yukina, of course, was completely oblivous to all this. Kurama sighed as he grabbed Hiei and dragged him towards the temple with Yusuke following.
"Uh..Where are you taking Hiei?" Yukina asked, confused.
"Don't mind us, Yukina. Just....uh....go do something. Far away," Yusuke answered.
~**~*End of Chapter 1*~**~
Short, I know. I feel so evil.
Hiei: YOU ARE EVIL!!!
I know. He he he he. Well, at least it's not a "Let's-torture-Hiei" fic
Hiei: Yes it is.
Well....uh...NAH! *sticks out tounge* I think Yukina is a little out of character. Oh well, I tried.