A/N: Just a spot of silliness inspired by all of the Star Wars I have been watching recently. Naturally, I had to do something with it for these two ;) The title is (obviously) taken from the song of the same name, seemed to fit. Anyways, hope you like it!

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Goldeneye

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Goldeneye, not lace or leather
Golden chain, take him to the spot
Goldeneye, I'll show him forever
It'll take forever to see what I've got
-'Goldeneye'
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"I'm ready," Pam announced, walking into Eric's bedroom.

Eric gave his costume a final once over in the mirror before turning around, he frowned as he regarded Pam.

"You requested Princess Leia," Pam reminded him, placing her hands on her hips.

"That's not exactly what I had in mind," he replied, still eyeing her neck to floor white dress dubiously.

"You don't like it?"

"It's fine," Eric assured her, still sounding unconvinced.

Pam looked down at the dress to hide her smile, "You're sure? It's your party, Eric, I'd hate to disappoint you," she added, looking back up him.

"It's fine," he repeated firmly, "you look cute with the side buns," he added, offering her his arm.

Much later in the evening, a flash of gold caught Eric's eye amidst the crowds at Fangtasia. His eyes widened as he caught sight of Pam who had obviously made a costume change.

"Is this more to your liking?" she asked with a smirk as he appeared beside her at vampire speed.

"I must confess this is more what I had in mind," Eric admitted, a little distracted as he took in the gold bikini. "But you're going to have to change," he said finally, finally looking her in the eye.

"What? Why?" Pam spluttered as he took a firm grip on her upper arm and started to drag her towards the door.

"Because no one sees you like this but me," Eric replied.

"But-"

"Come on," Eric continued, sweeping her into his arms, "I'll help you change," he added with a wink.

Pam raised an eyebrow, "Oh really? What about your guests?"

"What about them?" Eric asked easily.

Pam shook her head with an amused smile, "Selfish."

"Insubordinate," Eric countered as he carried her out into the night.

They never did end up returning to the party.