First off, I HIGHLY suggest listening to the actual song while listening because the music helped me understand it better. But that's just me.
Secondly, hi, I'm KotlcExpert521 and I will be your host today. Sorry, I just really wanted to say that
This is probably the cheesiest thing I've ever done but I figured, This song already has a lot of parodies.
You're probably wondering what song this is... it is... Can I have a drum roll, please?
*Percy on the drums giving me a really loud drum roll*
Me: Thank you. No- thank you that's enough. KELP HEAD!
*I take away the drum sticks and throw them out the window. Percy is sad*
Me: Anyways... the song is Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
I know, cheesy right? I'm not gonna put the title in the chapter names because I want you to live the suspense and I want to do interviews with the characters of course. But enough for now. On with the song!
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Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
Leo: I made a ship just to sail
Piper: I hate my mom can't you tell?
Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl
Annabeth: I missed you Seaweed brain
Frank: My life depends on a stick
Hazel: I lived twice so don't you complain
Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks
Coach Hedge: But your still cupcakes
Leo: My bike was rolling', Get back nymphs we're coming. Scrawny, yeah I know it. WHERE YA THINK YA GOIN' BABY?
Chorus:
All Greeks:
WE ARE DEMIGODS AND LIFE IS CRAZY!
SO LET'S FIGHT MONSTERS, CAMP HALF-BLOOD BABY!
All Romans:
WE ARE DEMIGODS! AND LIFE IS CRAZY!
WE TRAIN ALL DAY! WE'RE ROMAN BABY
Jason: Hey, I'm a Roman!
Percy: AND I AM GREEK!
Both: We're gonna trade camps. Cuz' Hera said to!
Nico: Hades is my dad! I raise the dead!
Annabeth: Oh gods Nico! That is not the point!
(Nico and Annabeth bickering in the background)
Rachel: I'm the oracle of Delphi. I'm better than Octavian! Oh, those poor teddy bears!
Leo: I can control fire!
Jason: I'm a blonde Superman!
Frank: I can shapeshift oh yeah,
Percy: I am Aquaman dude. I also have, a Wise Girl!
Hazel: Where is Sammy?
Leo: For the last time. Who is this Sammy?
Frank: WHERE YA THINK YA GOIN' BABY!
Chorus:
All Greeks:
WE ARE DEMIGODS AND LIFE IS CRAZY!
SO LET'S FIGHT MONSTERS, CAMP HALF-BLOOD BABY!
All Romans:
WE ARE DEMIGODS! AND LIFE IS CRAZY!
WE TRAIN ALL DAY! WE'RE ROMAN BABY
Jason: Hey, I'm a Roman!
Percy: AND I AM GREEK!
Both: We're gonna trade camps. Cuz' Hera said to!
Girls: And all of the boys, are so annoying!
Boys: But you still love us! We're half-bloods baby!
All except Frank:
We all have ADHD
And Dyslexia
Well except for Frank
He is lactose intolerant.
All including Frank:
Demigod life is pretty hard
So don't you think
That the Fates should
Just give us a break!
All:
We are running out of words.
To-oo Sing
Why did we do this?
Percy: Hello? The pizza!
All the Greeks:
WE ARE DEMIGODS AND LIFE IS CRAZY!
SO LET'S FIGHT MONSTERS, CAMP HALF-BLOOD BABY!
All the Romans:
WE ARE DEMIGODS! AND LIFE IS CRAZY!
WE TRAIN ALL DAY! WE'RE ROMAN BABY
Percy: I just want some free food
I want some free food.
Give me some free food
Could you please make it blue?
Why did I agree to this?
I need that free food!
Maybe some coffee too!
Have a great day!
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A little extra afterward…..
(Percy after the song, out of breath but smiling. )
"So… food, please? I forgot to have breakfast." Percy rasped, getting a drink of water.
"I swear seaweed brain. If you dragged us here and forced us to do this JUST to get yourself food…" Annabeth trailed off, glaring intensely at Percy.
Everyone murmured their agreements.
The son of Poseidon shook his head and laughed. "Not just food for me. For everyone." Percy replied.
"You are impossible." Rachel said.
"I know. But there are also happy meals so…." Percy replied looking at Nico.
The boy practically fell as jumped. "You mentioned happy meals? Where are they? I want french fries!" Nico yelled.
"Jeez Neeks. Ok." Percy teased slightly.
Apollo appeared in a blinding white light and had the hangry demigods follow him to a huge all you can eat buffet. And Happy Meals for Nico. Always Happy Meals.
THE END
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Don't you love a happy ending? I do. Ok, so this is how this is going to work.
#1: Review a song you want done demigod style. No rap because that would be really hard and I want this to be fun.
#2: ALSO review what character(s) you want the song to revolve around. Or all.
#3: That's it. I just wanted to add a number 3. BUT if you have additional ideas for your chosen song or feedback on this one, that is good too.
ONE LAST THING! Don't be mad at me if I do not update quickly because I have way too many current fanfictions right now and I probably shouldn't upload this but I wanted to so yeah. I'm not going to make any promises because I hate empty promises. Alright. Thank you for reading this, (if you did and didn't just skip to the bottom…) and see ya later!
~KotlcExpert521