Chapter 5

"In my defense, I was left unsupervised," Adrien laughed as he chatted with Nino on the phone and spun himself around on his computer chair. It was late, and he'd already changed into his nightwear; currently a t-shirt and his boxers.

"Mari was with you," Nino pointed out. "That's about as supervised as you can get."

"Touché."

"Anyway, you'd better make good with those spa day tickets you promised," Nino warned him. "Alya's been talking about tying you up and leaving you for your fangirls if you don't come through."

"Hey, she already got to tie me up today! And put makeup on my face!"

"Nah, man, that was Ella and Etta. And I supplied the rope."

"Traitor," Adrien growled.

"Dude, if there is one thing I've learned about girls, you never tease them about their chocolate. Especially around that time of the month."

"Good to know," Adrien laughed.

"Anyway," Nino yawned over the phone, "I gotta get some shut-eye. I've got another job interview in the morning."

"All right. Good luck, man," Adrien said, glancing at the time himself. Oops, it was later than he should be awake. Plagg was already asleep on his pillow, murmuring about brie.

"Night, bro."

"Night."

Adrien ended the call and stretched. He should probably get to bed himself. It was Ladybug's turn for patrol tonight, and he had another photoshoot in the morning.

Still, if Ladybug was gonna be out tonight… there was a good chance some new photos would be posted on the Ladyblog. Or, he could go bug her with his cat self….

Nah, he'd be a good boy and stay home tonight.

Or… maybe not such a good boy, he thought as he browsed the new photos. Gods, she was just so beautiful! Her midnight hair, her playful eyes, that skintight, bright-red suit that made you just want to peel it off her…. And this one picture had managed to catch her mischievous smile! The one she wore in his dreams, or when they raced over the rooftops….

He sighed in bliss and rested his head on his palm, bracing his elbow on his desk for a moment while continuing to look at the pictures.

'Come and catch me, chaton.' Gods, if he closed his eyes, he could still hear her teasing voice… His sweet Lady….

His hand drifted to his boxers before he'd even realized it and Adrien groaned and sat up again. He shouldn't. He shouldn't and he knew it. She was his partner. His teammate. They had to keep things professional. And damn if his dreams weren't making that hard enough as it was.

And speaking of hard… he had a little something peeking out of his pants.

"Fuck you," he hissed at his erection. It said nothing in reply, only bobbed a little as he grasped it and moaned at the instant relief that washed through him as he started pumping himself.

Oh, if only Ladybug—

"Hello, handsome."

Adrien gave a strangled yelp and spun his chair around to see the object of his affections sitting on his open windowpane. Ladybug smirked and cocked her head at him.

"Having a good night, pretty boy?"

Ordinarily, he'd try to think up some witty remark or comeback to impress her. But having been caught jerking off by the very person he'd been thinking of… hastily, he tried to shove himself back into his underwear.

"Aww, don't hide it," Ladybug pouted, gracefully leaping down into his room. "You're so gorgeous. Everywhere. You should be free to show the world all of you."

Finally, Adrien found his voice. "So-somehow I don't think the censors would like that, milady," he said shakily.

"No? What a shame." She was now standing right in front of him and smiling as he cowered in his computer chair.

"L-Lady—"

"You know, I see your face all over town when I patrol," she said casually, looking around his room. "It's so nice. You really should get some sort of award for that."

Adrien completely mind-blanked at this point. "What?"

She looked down and then leaned in close.

"How should I reward you?" she asked, her voice light and teasing. "For beautifying our city."

'All in the name of duty!' he wanted to say.

'Think nothing of it!' he wanted to say.

"I-I-I-I… I," he managed to say, glancing down at where she was leaning into his space. Not that he minded or anything, oh no! But she was so close, and if her chest got any lower it would brush against his—

He moved his hands to cup himself and try to push his annoying erection back down by force. OH MY GOD, THIS WAS SO EMBARASSING—

Ladybug glanced down, then back up at his face. Adrien grinned awkwardly. Then, to his horror and delight, a wicked smile spread across her face.

"I see," she said, kneeling before him. She gently grabbed his hands and forced them away from his crotch. Oh fuck, he'd forgotten how strong she was when she was in her suit! And hot damn if that wasn't a turn-on…. She carefully placed them on the armrests of the chair he was in, patting them to make sure he kept them there. Then, slowly, she reached inside his boxers and pulled him free. His cock helped a little, springing to life at her touch and ready for attention.

Adrien groaned.

"Is this what you want, pretty boy?" Ladybug asked, her fingers gently stroking his shaft.

Even through his embarrassment, there was no way he could deny that yes, this was exactly what he'd always wanted, please and thank you, ma'am. He nodded. She hummed thoughtfully and began stroking him a bit faster.

Adrien's next groan turned into a gasp when she leaned down and kissed the head. He whimpered.

She gave him an amused look. "Try to relax, Adrien," she purred. "I'm just getting started."

He tried. Oh, he tried. But when her next move was to lean down and wrap her mouth around the head, swallowing him down with a delighted hum… he let out a strangled shout, clutching the armrests of his chair like his life depended on it.

"Too much?" Ladybug asked, pulling back. Adrien felt both relief and disappointment.

"N-no, I want you," he stammered. "I-I just…." He looked at her beautiful eyes and his mind blanked again, so he glanced down at his hands. Ladybug followed his gaze.

"You want to touch me?" she asked.

"I-I—"

Holy shit, that would be amazing.

"Go ahead," she said, nodding at his hand. "I'm just here to make you feel good, Adrien."

If this is a dream, please, nobody wake me up.

With that, she returned her attention to his cock, blowing lightly on the now-wet head and licking up and down the shaft proper. Adrien gasped and groaned, already putty in her hands as she reached up and guided his hand to her head. He clutched it reflexively, feeling himself relax a bit when he carded his fingers through her hair. Then he tensed up again and whimpered.

She'd found his balls.

And she was playing with them, rolling them in her palm, while her mouth teased his cock.

"Mmm, I'm such a lucky girl…."

"Lad-Ladybug, please," he choked out, not even aware of what he was begging for. He discovered it in the next instant as she swallowed him down again, this time not just taking the head, but most of the shaft in one gulp. Adrien yelped and nearly came off his chair as his hips thrust up to meet her automatically. Holy fuck, her mouth was so hot, and wet—and then she sucked.

He threw his head back and sobbed; barely aware that he had grabbed her hair and was probably pulling on it painfully. All that mattered in this world was the feel of her mouth on him, and that amazing little bobbing motion she was doing with her head….

"Ladybug, Ladybug," he cried, trying desperately to control his hips. She seemed to be moving with him though, taking even more of him in…

"EVERYBODY STAND UP! Agero! Kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomoranu SPEED no HUNTER
Daremo ga mina toriko kanban YEAH! COME ON!"

WHY THE FUCK WAS THE NARUTO THEME PLAYING? AND WHY WAS IT GETTING LOUDER?!

"Adrien, don't you hear your alarm? You really need to wake up, you have a photoshoot in an hour!"

He looked up… and watched in horror as his vision of Ladybug was replaced by Nathalie peering down at him.

Adrien screamed.