Be sure to blast out some heavy metal Pro-American epicness.

Solid Snake smashed his alarm clock through the floor and jumped out his window and into his fighter jet made out of human biceps. He grasps the stick, pulls hard and rides it like a bitch to North Korea.

Every DPRK member shit themselves and cried like wimps when the muscle plane came crashlanding into PongWang, and onto the civilians below. Snake hops out and yells to the shit leader: "KEPT YOU WAITING, HUH!?"

Kim decided to immediately void his extremities of their holdings, and jumped into the burning epicness of the muscle plane, dying horribly.

Snake won, got the sexy Korean girls, and went home to America, to fight another day.

And that's only half the battle!

GI JOE!