A/N: 'Sup guys! How's it going? Now, before you go into this, I first must strongly urge that you DO NOT! take this fic seriously. Like, at all. Because this fic is simply something for me to do that's just straight up senseless and dumb smut. There is no logic or reason to it. So you have been warned! Oh, and to my fellow individuals of.. *clears throat* culture. If you recognize what this is inspired by.. Oh hell yeah, am I right? XD And one last thing, this won't be a long lasting story as it'll probably end in like... 8-10 chapters. It really depends on how I go about it. Alrighty! That's all I gotta say for now. So see ya at the bottom guys. Enjoy! I guess.
Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia or any of its anything! It all belongs to Kōhei Horikoshi!
Prologue
"EEEEEEEEEHH?!"
Nemuri Kayama, AKA Midnight, blinked in a disoriented manner as her left hand lightly rubbed at her ringing ear, giving off an amused scoff as she faced class 1-A with a wicked grin. "Damn, I expected you all to be excited, but not that excited." The woman joked as she lowered her hand, watching contently as class 1-A stared at her with the most flustered expressions she had ever seen. However, that can't be said for Mineta and Kaminari as they had the widest of grins curved on their lips, happy stars shining brightly from their eyes.
"No. Fucking. Way!" The two pervs squealed in delight.
"Like hell we're excited!" Mina cried in outrage.
"M-Midnight-sensei..?" Iida managed to speak up, his voice stuttering as he could not for the life of him calm down after what he and his classmates had just heard the pro hero say. And it was needless to say that the others were in a similar state, blushing up the fiercest of storms.
"Hmm? What is it, Iida?" Midnight nonchalantly replied as she brought her right hand to her sexily arched hip, smirking devilishly as she locked eyes with Tenya.
"Pl-Please tell us that this is just some kind of s-sick joke you're playing on us!" Tenya exclaimed as he stood up quickly from his seat, gripping tightly onto the edges of his desk.
"Oh, sweet Iida." Midnight chuckled. "Believe me, if it were a joke, I would've been fired the moment I suggested the idea to the principal. So nope, this is very much real, and happening~" She hummed.
"B-But for a simple class trip, I-Isn't that kind of place a bit too extreme? I-I mean, we are just teenagers after all. Is it even legal?" Momo questioned, gulping as her poor, baffled brain was still trying to comprehend all the madness. 'And the principal actually approved of it!' She cried internally.
"A-Are we even allowed to go to a place like th-that..?" Ochaco bashfully asked herself as she lightly slapped her hands over her darkly glowing cheeks and held them there, her body quivering nervously as she shot a shy glance over to Deku, seeing the green-haired boy tremble as well in his seat as he stared at Midnight in utter shock and disbelief. 'A-Although, I wouldn't mind going there if Deku's gonna be around to see me.. and m-me to see him..' She thought as she began to look up Izuku's figure, her vision going x-ray mode as she imagined seeing his lean naked form underneath his uniform. Then steam puffed off her face the instant she gazed at his.. manly region.
"Jeez, you kids are stressing about this way too much.." Midnight groaned in annoyance as she rolled her eyes. "All right, shut up! And listen!" She shouted firmly, immediately getting the teens to simmer the hell down before they got too antsy. "Look, I know that this place is... out of the ordinary for a simple class trip, but just give it a chance and I'm sure that you all will come to like it in the end. Trust me, I've been to this place plenty of times before and never once has it disappointed me." She smiled with bright confidence.
'Of course you'd go to a place like that!' The whole class shrieked in their heads, her words not making them feel any better.
"And you don't have to worry about any legal issues or anything like that. This is a place where no... decency laws apply. So don't fret! Just as long as me or another teacher are looking out for you guys over there, we are good, to, go! Also, your parents gave us the a-okay too. Aren't they darlings for wanting you guys to have fun and enjoy your youth~?" The woman chuckled mischeviously. "Now, how 'bout you all just keep your damn traps shut, accept what's going on, and get ready because the bus is waiting for us outside the academy as we speak!" She announced chipperly whilst pointing to the door, making her way over to it with a gleeful hum.
"H-Hold on a sec there, Sensei!" Kirishima protested as he shot up from his seat.
Before she could exit the class, Nemuri sighed in dismay upon hearing the redhead's shout. 'Of course it wouldn't be that easy..' She thought impatiently as she just wanted to get to the friggin' place already and have some well-deserved relaxation time. "Yes, Kirishima?" She tiredly acknowledged Eijiro as she looked to him, a brow raised slightly.
"Don't we get a say in this?! What if we don't want to go, huh?! You ever think about that!?" Eijiro asked a bit aggressively, giving the woman a determined stare as he wasn't all for this ridiculous day plan of hers.
Nemuri scoffed at him as she shrugged carelessly at his suggestion. "Of course I did, Kirishima. What kind of teacher would I be if I didn't think ahead?" She giggled before looking to her students once more, as what she's about to say next was directed at all of them. "If any of you wish to stay behind and do boring school work rather than enjoy a day of fun and relaxation, then by all means, go right ahead. I'm sure Mr. Aizawa will be glad to deliver you the torment." Her devious grin returned, which made her students tense up. "This whole trip was just my idea to reward you all for how well you've been doing in your studies this year. That's all it is. Whether you choose to come along or not, it's up to you at this point. So, what's it gonna be kiddos? Come with me and have some fun in the sun? Or will you stay behind and suffer from pure boredom? You have five minutes to decide. See ya~" And with that, Nemuri concluded her speech and quickly stepped out of the classroom, leaving the bewildered teens to think about their two options.
Absolutely no one! could get their brain gears moving, their bodies on shut down as they had no idea what to fucking think at this time. Well, that doesn't apply to Mineta and Kaminari as they had already booked it out of the classroom with a loud "HELL YEAH!" after Midnight left, happily following her lead.
But out of everyone who was still frozen in disbelief, Bakugo growled with acceptance as he wasn't about to say no to a day at the beach, always looking forward to a good swim. And yes, that is all he's going there for! "Ah what the hell, I deserve a damn break." He huffed as he grabbed his bag and got up from his seat, walking over to the door to head out to the awaiting bus.
"S-Seriously Bakugo! You're going too?!" Sero called out.
"Oh, will you guys shut the hell up and stop fucking complaining!" Katsuki snapped as he glared harshly at his classmates, sharing Nemuri's earlier position as he stopped by the door, holding onto the door frame. "It's a trip to the damn beach! What's the big fucking deal?!" He snarled.
"Y-Yeah, it's a beach, but... did you not hear her say that it's a... a-a..." Kyoka began stuttering uncontrollably as the next word was too embarrassing for her to say.
"Yeah, I heard what she said. And?" Katsuki replied with a raised brow.
"Aren't you the least bit nervous there, Bakugo? Ribbit.." Tsuyu croaked as her blushing blank face blinked in surprise at the ash-blonde.
"Nah." Bakugo answered in an unexpected chill manner, waving a hand in dismissal. "Unlike you pathetic extras, I ain't afraid to show what I got packin'. Now let's quit all the damn chatter before we get left behind. And hurry up and make your fucking choice! Or I'll tell the bus driver to move it before you can get on!" Katsuki warned as he left them with that and stormed out of the class, his decision making the shared confusion amongst the remaining students worst.
Eventually, the rest of class 1-A gave in to the.. risky opportunity before them and, begrudgingly, got out of their desks before making their ways down to the bus together. Even Momo and Tenya, the most proper students in the whole class, agreed to go since the majority of their friends opted to. As the president and vice-president of the class, they had to go for their sakes, obviously. They couldn't let them go there without anyone to keep them in check, now could they? If they did, they would have failed their positions, and their classmates. So they believe.
Now with Izuku, who was walking hesitantly behind his equally hesitant friends, he couldn't believe that they ultimately agreed to go on this crazy trip. Hell, fucking none of them could.. But, strangely enough, it sounded a hell of a lot more enticing than staying behind to do work. They suffer from that enough on a day to day basis..
So with his timidness cranked up to eleven, Izuku thought to himself..
'Are we really going through with this?! W-We're actually gonna go to a..'
He gulped before his mind continued..
'a-a nudist beach?!'
A/N: Like I said in the beginning if you read it, this is a pure and utter non-sense smut story. And you have been warned. God, I'm dying even as I type this. XD Anyway, as it says in the summary, this is an Izuku X harem fic, as is the norm for me when I make fics of this series.
And as for the ladies involved in said harem; they will be the girls of Class 1-A, Midnight and Mt. Lady. Yup, that's about it. (: I said I didn't plan for this fic to be a long one, so no point in making it too big.
Okay, I got nothing else to say. So I'll leave you guys be. XD Have a good one!
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