Disclaimer: I own nothing, just passing time. If you have enough time to fully read this, you may belong in the same category. [Super bored?]

Anyway, I will only write this one, imagine it in every chapter if you are that desperate for it. Don't have a beta, so, while I may read this through Grammarly ones, you won't get super English some of you expect.

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Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I was surfing the web for entertainment when all of a sudden my screen crashed and all I saw was a black screen, the first thought that popped in my head was, "FUCK".

The laptop was new and I didn't have enough saved for repairing it and my main source of income was writing on the web. So, I was very pissed. Before I could do anything though, the screen came back online and on the screen, there was a chat screen that looked like on Omegle or something like that (I don't remember the name as we used it to have fun when I was in college).

ROB: Hey buddy, I am bored so I am going to insert you in one of the DxD universes you have 100 points and 1 hour to choose all your conditions. In case you are thinking this is some hacker, I just regrew your leg.

This message introduced a full roller coaster of emotions, anger, curiosity and so much more that was before I read the last line. Reading it again, I looked toward my leg to notice that there was actually a leg instead of my amputee. I just stared at it for a minute then forgetting about the "rob" for now, I jumped off my bed and began to run all over my apartment.

Five minutes in my exertion my laptop started to beep-beep reminding me that I was on a schedule, I went toward it and looked to see if there was any message but finding only the last message, I began typing.

Me: Thanks, buddy, I am extremely grateful for healing me. So, I can get only powers from DxD or can I pick up from somewhere else.

ROB: Well you can pick from wherever you want but you need to keep in mind that it would cost 2X to get a power that is from somewhere else.

Looks like it would be better to stick to DxD powers as while many other powers would be good it would take too many points. Then another thought popped in my head, what's the value of an individual point.

Me: So can you tell me a scale to get an idea about how much a point is worth? Like what're the points for Thor's power.

ROB: Sure, a normal high-class devil cost about 50 points, and Thor's power is about 700 points.

So, am not going to be overpowered as in a hundred points, I have to "choose all your conditions". From money to all the other things, so I will have to choose powers that would help me both physically as well as mentally and apart from that, it should also get me living conditions and a way to make money.

I thought about DxD to decide which faction to choose and immediately removed vast majority as while being a vampire or from Norse pathogen would be good, I would not know anything about them and that could lead to my death before I even grew powerful enough to matter.

So that came between angel and devil as fallen didn't have powerful people who actually cared about them. Their leader was more interested in sacred gears and there was kokabeil too.

Me: what about an angel or noble in a devil's.

ROB: As all the angels were made by God and are about a few hundred old, that's full 100 points same for nobles as you get money, power, and prestige all in one package.

While it sounded good, that was as idiotic option to select a majority of nobles were not that powerful in the series, while they already had a proper base, there were things they had to do and many of the restrictions that would be implemented would be too constricting.

Angles while tempting as you would be in calm serenity your whole life, I would be bored and that could lead to falling. The main point is no sex, so nope.

Me: can I select the noble who I would get inserted into? Also, am I going to get his memories or will I get inserted from birth?

ROB: No, I will select a random noble. Yes, about memories and you get to choose when you want to wake up.

That's a relief as I was very wary of going through the first few years of my life if I get inserted into a baby. So, no to noble option too, as I don't know enough about that to consider it.

Now first to see if magic and others from the different universe is different or the same.

Me: Would things like chakra be the same in Naruto world and in DxD?

ROB: Yes, the powers are the same, what you notice different is that in DxD every power is used with the help of circles. That's just a different way to use power.

Me: Can you give me a list to see the power cost more clearly, also include gears in it.

ROB: sure

Element Control: 20

Super anything = 300 [lmao, you can get super d**k for 100 though]

Any specific body = 10 [you get to choose how you look]

Initial power form DxD universe = 10, like a low-class devil or anything else [can only choose a max of two]

Time travel = 500

Any low tier sacred gear = 30 [human body fixed in one of the two slots]

Boosted gear = 200

The bloodlines from naruto:

· Sharingan: both eyes, first stage = 20, second = 30 third = 40, Mg = 80 [that's 2X'ed]

· Uzumaki: 30

· Ice: 20

· Mindreader = 30

· Any specific Jutsu = 5

Well, that was informative, let's starts line-wise, elemental control, and while good is a one-trick pony in DxD as about anyone can use that using only circle and experience. Nope, to super and body change, I am not in any way attached to how I look and in DxD world about all devils look good so no way am I wasting those points.

It would be good to have both the types of powers, as chakra and magic both are very versatile. Nope to time travel or gears as that would make me half-human and that would be bad, as devil society is not very welcoming to those and I really want to be at least half devil.

Bloodlines would be great, especially Sharingan. So should I lock and move from there. I should spend 80 points on increasing power and 20 in another department.

Me: Put Sharingan, The first stage, and shadow clone in cart and can you show me how much different levels of devil form cost.

ROB: Sure, 75 points remaining.

Low class devil = 10, Middle = 20, high = 35, ultimate = 80

Kitsune = 1 tail =10 points [I read your mind as you were taking too much time in selecting body, already 30 minutes have gone]

I looked at the time and became embarrassed as such just exhaled loudly to control my thoughts.

Me: ok, select the middle-class devil and 2 tail kitsune.

ROB: 35 points remaining.

Now that I focused on the time limit, looks like time to brainstorm. After 10 minutes of thinking I settled on three powers that would be good in more than one way. Using gravity I can train my body and it is very versatile. Self-regeneration, on the other hand, is healing fast from training and do not have to go through what happened in this world. Inventory is classic and would help in a variety of ways.

ME: how much for gravity control, self-regeneration, and inventory that no one else can access [each 7 points].

ROB: well, you would get a little in the first two, though you can train to increase their effectiveness. Inventory would be a 7mx7m [that's 1 m for every point].

I thought again and concluded that these were more important than general powers. I thought again on my body and decided that the middle-class devil was not that important as there was a shadow clone to increase my power faster.

Me: Change the body to the low class devil and put gravity control [10], self-regeneration [10] and inventory [5]

Rob: 20 left

I already decided on one of the power to be empathy as that would be very helpful in getting the intensions of those near me. Another would be minor alchemy as in changing the structure to another one.

Me: put 10 in both empathy and alchemy.

ROB: Looks like you are finished in selecting your build. Well, I looked over the universe and found about 100 parents who can create your body which requires minimal changes, any specific one you want. [Giving you bonus offer as you were cool to chat with, your mind works in interesting ways]

I considered, his reading my mind all the time than shrugged, it's not as if I could do anything about that. Concentrating on the first sentence, I thought back to my own parents [drinking basterds] and concluded I don't need anyone else even if they may have good intentions toward me. I got enough love from parents when that ******** ***** shot me in the leg from a shotgun, thinking I was a thief, while I was asleep.

Me: ANYONE without parents

ROB: five

ME: which one is most free to do anything?

ROB: One of them, but he has a debt of 5000 gold coins [son of a whore who sold him to a middle-class devil].

ME: how is he free than and how did you know this much as I am not even born there?

ROB: well, you get a room and just have to get a minimum 100 silver/month as he thinks that's your upkeep cost. He is a 100-year-old reincarnated devil and you are his investment, if you jump to the middle class in power, he is going to sell you for more. In case you don't, he will sell you for body parts. BUT, he doesn't care for anything else other than money so you can do anything while hiding your powers. Though it does looks like a shitty deal. Well, how about 20 more points if you select him. Power over time buddy.

I thought hard and fast as only 5 minutes where left. 20 points were a lot and if it looked like he was going to do anything bad, I could feel from empathy and run/fight. Now what to do, well nothing from magic as the devil could sense it so it would have to be from chakra. Then a thought popped in my head, he said the difference was in how they were using the power, then he would have to learn how the people from Naruto did their things.

Me: ok, you can select that boy, and can you fill books from the world of Naruto, books about chakra theory, general sections, seals and all that in 20 points in my inventory.

ROB: hmm, sure, selected basics in the academy and general theory in every field till the Jonin level.

Me: Thanks, it looks like times up.

ROB: the last question then, when do you want to insert into the body?

Me: At the age of 5.

ROB: well I enjoyed chatting with you and as a last gift am including a book about sakura's strength technique. Bye

Everything went black

The first thing I did in the new world was to review my memories while doing that I found a few things. My name Henry no last name as I was an orphan in a sense. I should start by first stating general news of this world that I found by I am not that cruel. Most of the thing that's related to my service is actually told directly by Jou. He is a somewhat decent man.

Joussa Ross or Jou was the person who purchased me from the whore house, in underworld people don't use birth control as children as in short number. So, when a whore gets pregnant, she just sells the child. If it's a girl the child is sold to whorehouse, if not there are many people who buy children, now you may think girls have it bad, but that's actually not the case, any child that shows the aptitude for advancement is sold to nobles, they live a somewhat happy life and anyone can leave at any time, you just have to either fulfill the contract or pay the amount. That's because devils as a race are immortal and no one expects to service indefinitely.

Jou bought me at 1000 gold, sent me to children raising facility for 3 years that cost another 2000, he told me that, he expects me to produce what he spent in addition to another 2000 gold which on total sets the bar at 5000 gold. Now that's a large amount to pay, specifically as he put in a time limit if by 15 I didn't clear my debt, he would increase the debt by another 2000.

While this is a dick way to make money, his sin is gluttony and laziness, so he has to fund his food while not doing anything. This was his way of doing that. Also, in the contract, there was a clause that if I gained another pair of wings he would sell me to nobles, clearing my debt. My young self was already in dreams of fighting in a peerage so he didn't object. So, yup not going to train my magic, for now.

I was just lazing on my bed today, there are few more days till this month's collection, where Jou comes to collect a minimum of 100 silver (1 gold = 300 silver) that's a very low amount because I am still a baby, he already told me that it would increase to 3 gold coin when I am 8 years old. The 100 silver is the upkeep money that's getting spent on food and other necessities. These don't count in my debt clearance. As you have noticed it would take me a long time to get out of this debt. On the other hand, he has a library of books for magic, provides me with food, shelter and checks ones a month to see me and get the money while restocking the food for next month and other items.

I knew what I was getting into when I signed up for this world. This is a dark world where might makes right. I am not here to make this a good living heaven. I am a selfish guy like all normal people are. In the last world, I was not able to enjoy myself, this time I would be purely selfish. Just like a devil.

Till now, I was making the money by either working in shops to attract customers using my cute face or doing odd jobs. Right, I forgot to tell you about my looks, I don't have a tape so all I can tell you is that I am very short, have blue hair and a cute face that's common in all babies. Also, two fluffy red-tails are so smooth and silky. While I don't have much pocket money, it still gets me about 5 to 10 silver daily that leads to an easy 100 silver coin at the end of the month.

I live in a small building of two rooms where one is my bedroom another function as a kitchen and all others combined. There is a ground outside that is about 10mx5m, it's empty currently. There are bath and toilet outside in a shed, that's made of stacking bricks and sheet over it. In total while not that good, it works.

Another thing that may interest you is that I am 2 years older than Rias, so that's a piece of good news. I have about 12 years to train myself if I want to take an opportunity there.

As I can't train my magic, the only thing to do is to get up and start studying about chakra. I have felt it when I try to make my tails appear or disappear. Also, I have to study history, geography and other subjects of the underworld. Looks like I will have to start studying, at least the subjects are interesting, as I compare this world to my old one.

A few days later

Jou just went back to his main house, after doing his work and collecting money. When he came I did sense a wave of magic that covered the property looks like he is somewhat decent at combat as he checked the surroundings first. He also got my magic level as the wave reflected back after it struck me. A useful way to check your surroundings. I would have to make a note in my diary that I bought from the excess money this month; it was a simple notebook that I could use to note ideas and store in my inventory.

I checked the books in my inventory. There are about 50 books that describe a lot. So I selected dummy books from the academy and have started on them.

While I am not practicing my magic, I can't get the idea of seeing what all the points sent does.

First thing first I thought about gravity, I tried different ways of thinking, like making myself heavier or lighter, though this didn't happen. The thing that did happen was that I was able to attract a pebble toward my hand after some concentration.

The next thing was regeneration but I am not going to cut myself so that for the future. No one here to test empathy on so that left alchemy.

I attracted another stone to my hand and concentrated on turning it into the sand, as that's a natural process, I am just speeding the process. After a lot of sweat and frustration, I found the way to do this was to imagine the actual process of actual stone crumbling to sand.

Well, that was enough fun, now back to collecting money for next month and studying. On that note, I did find a book on the basics of Yojutsu in the library, it's a simple book that describes how to take chakra directly from the cores (8 gates) and use it through circles. I took out the book about Chakra from inventory; I have already read it and made various points.

In Naruto world, they don't do that, instead of directly taking from gates, they circulate the chakra in the coils, all over the body, the first thing it does is that it increases your reserve as chakra is not centered at a single place. Another thing it does is that it increases the control as you get familiar with your energy.

This also helped clear another point, Youkoi are not as powerful as in Naruto. They don't develop their coils and so there is no direct chakra enhancement. Also, coils store chakra, so that's just double the base amount that you produce and store as high-level nins continue to circulate their chakra.

The 8 gates combine our physical and spiritual energy to make chakra. The first step to unlock your chakra is to move the produced chakra, all over your body through the coils.

Now that I have read all the basic books, I will be attempting to do that. So, thinking about that, I sat in a mediating position, this position help align the gates for easy access. I began to meditate on the feeling that happens whenever I hide or show my tails. I had 2 tails worth of chakra so it was easy to get the feeling and after surrounding my senses with that, I began to circulate that power through my body. The chakra would automatically travel through the coils; I just need to direct the direction. I noticed the feeling of light headiness after doing this for an hour.

Taking this as an indication to stop, I got up from the ground and after shaking off the sand, I went inside to eat something. The book had described how this would happen as my chakra adjust and drained for the first time.

Now that was done, I had to focus on the money part. It was already afternoon so many of the simple jobs would already have been done. In the underworld, there is a screen in every town, usually in the middle of town. You can go there and it has a list of all the jobs currently that need to be done.

If you have a mobile or computer you can see the list from home, but many don't have them as they were still commodities of rich. So, people queue up to use the machine, which shows the job.

After finding a job, you can get it registered to your id and after completing the job you get the money. A simple way to get the jobs done. Every morning there is a line there, from children who want more money to adults who currently need a job.

I selected the promotional ones before waking up. Make a cute face, have your tail out and promote the business. The money from this is about 15-20 silver, but my old self generally spent about half the money on sweets and game shops.

While this was good, I needed more, so taking that into assessment, I finished the apple. After getting out of the house, I started flying toward the town center.

It took me about 20 minutes to reach there. There was a lot of manor and such in our area. While it was a small town, in underworld it's very easy to make a house fast and cheap. So, large manors are common places for towns.

There was no queue as it was afternoon, I went toward the machine and started browsing all the quests that were currently available.

There are two types of the quest, those that are always available [blue], like work in sewer, hunting, and other tasks. The second are those that people put [green], like cleaning the house, gardening and such. These while available are not from the same people, so there are infrequent ones. There is red type too t=but that happens rarely as those are time limit ones and are generally selected as soon as they come through people using mobiles as they pay more.

I always selected promotion ones before as you don't have to do much and can be done easily. First looking through the blue ones I found a few that were interesting to me, hunting meat was a good way to develop my muscles and stealth. The problem being, as magic saturated the underworld, many animals have powers too and there is always the danger of them in the forest. Other than that, there were not many that interest me currently as they were hard work like transportation of cargo, mining and such.

No green quest was available as they got taken in the morning. Thinking today would be a holiday; I flew back to the house.