The Story of the Yuugi Ninja
This is my first piece of writing. I apologize for any spelling, grammar, plot holes, and terrible storylines. Please review and express your thoughts and ideas for improvisation
Yuugi:遊戯Games
I don't own the Naruto franchise-ttebayo.(Though if I did I would increase Naruto's IQ)
STORY START*
Initiating Sequence…
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Congratulations, mortal! Upon your death, you have been chosen by Gaia to enter a special world with a special power!
"What in the hell is this? Wait, I'm DEAD?...Oh yeah, I was crushed by a damn truck. Fucking drunken drivers."
Picking Randomized World… It is the [Narutoverse]!
"Awesome! I've always wanted to be a shinobi!"
Picking Randomized Power… It is the [Gamer Ability]!
"I don't know what the hell that is but that sounds AWESOME! I mean, I like playing video games, so this can't be bad, right?"
You can research about your ability later. For now, choose your role in the Narutoverse:
[Civilian]
Another day, another 24 hours of being canon fodder.
[Mercenary]
Lots of money, tons of boredom, zero excitement.
[Samurai]
Become a warrior of the highest tier and then become canon fodder for the shinobi because Naruto is not about samurais.
[Shinobi]
Masters of combat and tactics, hide in the shadows, mold chakra. In the Narutoverse, these have the highest chance to not be canon fodder and they're awesome.
"Do I have a choice?" I smirked and pressed the [Shinobi] option.
Next, choose your birthplace.
[Kumogakure no Sato]
The Village Hidden In the Clouds is a powerful and militarized village. The Raikage has and still will kidnap jinchuuriki and wielders of powerful bloodlines.
25% probability of having [Lightning Affinity]
Small chance of having the bloodline [Ranton]
Small chance of being the jinchuuriki of the two tailed cat Matatabi or the eight tailed octopus-ox Gyuuki and receive tutelage to achieve perfect control
More tutelage towards [Lighting Affinity] and [Kumogakure Jutsus and Styles]
"Nah, too militarized. And I don't want to go on D-ranks of mending broken windows, courtesy of the Yondaime Raikage (Fourth Shadow of Lightning).
[Iwagakure no Sato]
The Village Hidden in the Rocks, a militarized village. you are a jinchuuriki in this village, it's nearly certain that you are to be exiled.
25% probability of having [Earth Affinity]
More tutelage towards [Earth Affinity] and [Iwagakure Jutsus and Styles]
Small chance of having the bloodlines [Youton] or [Jinton]
Miniscule chance to be the Jinchuuriki of the 5 tailed dolphin horse Kokuo or the 4 tailed monkey Son Goku and an additional 90% chance of being exiled
"Serve under the fence sitter. Hah! Eat my ass!"
[Kirigakure no Sato]
The Village Hidden in the Mist. In this village, terror is rampaging with an evil (maybe) Mizukage driving the bloodline purges and a civil war is starting to shake this village and Mizu no Kuni to its foundations.
25% probability of having [Water Affinity]
More tutelage towards [Water Affinity] and [Iwagakure Jutsus and Styles]
Small chance of having the bloodlines [Liquedation, [Feiton, [Youton] or [Hyoton]
Miniscule chance to be the Jinchuuriki of the 6 tailed slug Saiken
"I don't like wars, a civil one isn't much better."
[Kusagakure no Sato]
The Village Hidden in the Grass is not a major hidden village therefore it is not very well known. Not much is known about this village except that Uzumaki Karin is in it.
Tutelage toward [Kusagakure Hijutsus]
"Too weak."
[Takigakure no Sato]
Currently, the only famous shinobi from the Village Hidden in the Waterfalls is Kakuzu, a S-ranked nukenin and master of the [Jiongu] Kinjutsu and he betrayed this village long ago, he is rumored to join the Akatsuki.This village has lots of waterfalls and bugs and is extremely well hidden, famous for never being on the receiving end of an invasion.
Tutelage towards [Takigakure Hijutsus]
20% effectiveness of [Insect Jutsus]
-75% chance of having to defend against an invasion
Less combat experience
"Too boring"
[Otogakure no Sato]
The Village Hidden in the Sound is a mysterious village, only its citizens know the Kage's name. Not much is known about this village, that mystery will be yours to uncover.
[?]
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[?]
[?]
"Motherfuckin' hell no!!"
[Sunagakure no Sato]
The Village Hidden in the Sand is the weakest of the major villages, this village is famous for puppeteers and [Wind Affinity] users. The wind daimyo is not very friendly with the Kazekage and even gives his own missions to [Konohagakure no Sato].
25% probability of having [Wind Affinity]
More tutelage towards [Wind Affinity] and [Sunagakure Jutsus and Styles]
Miniscule chance to be the Jinchuuriki of the 1 tailed tanuki Shukaku
40% effectiveness when becoming a puppeteer and receive more tutelage
"Plausible but I don't think I'd like living in the desert."
[Konohagakure no Sato]
The Village Hidden in the Leaves is a strong village, it has many clans and tons of special jutsus. It is the first hidden village, formed by Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara. It has produced many S-ranked shinobi along the ages and is home to the main character in the original Narutoverse, Uzumaki Naruto, so everyone is a trouble magnet.
Clans have unique affinities but your affinity might not be the same as your clan
More tutelage towards all jutsus and [Konohagakure Jutsus and Styles]
Chance of learning clan styles and jutsus if in a clan
100% chance of getting into a troublesome situation in missions of rank C or above
50% effectiveness of tutelage
Miniscule chance to be the Jinchuuriki of the 9 tailed fox Kurama
"Where all the action is! And it doesn't matter at all about the MCDR (Main Character Death Rate). I mean, I died once, wouldn't matter if it was twice, right? Okay I know it would but you get the point." I shrugged nonchalantly and pressed the [Konohagakure no Sato] option.
Now, choose the details of your birth.
[The Jutsu-Stealing Eyes of Doom]
The Uchiha clan is the largest clan in Konoha and are one of the founding clans of Konohagakure. They wield the [Sharingan, a powerful doujutsu that has various powers including genjutsu and copying jutsus, the [Sharingan] can morph into [?] in the instance of [?, two of which can combine into the [?, when [?] comes in contact with [?, it will become [?]. The members of this clan usually have [Fire Affinity] for a primary affinity along with some other secondary affinity and even sometimes third affinities.
Chance to unlock the [Sharingan]
75% chance of having [Fire Affinity]
More tutelage on fire jutsus and the usage of the [Sharingan]
Chakra reserves are 1.5 times as large
15% to all reputation gains in Konoha
Killer intent is 15% more effective to anyone knowing your surname
At this moment, here and now, wherever that is, I am most grateful that Gaia did not put "99.99% chance of a 20 meter metaphorical stick in the ass" in the description, that makes it actually a good, viable choice!
Your starting stats have all increased by 1 as result of your helpful suggestion to improve this journey through the Elemental Nations!
You. Have got to be. Kidding me! Oh well, at least it's good.
[Dog Breath]
The Inuzuka are widely known for their tracking skills and cooperation with their ninken partners. They have feral features like fangs and sharp teeth and fiery, loyal attitudes. Their chakra element is not very strong so they rarely use elemental jutsu.
75% XP gain to the [Tracking] skill
75% effectiveness of the [Tracking] skill
Gaining a ninken partner
-50% effectiveness of all chakra nature transformations
10% starting DEX and 25% DEX gains
Feral, too feral, scare inducing feral unmatched in the Elemental Nations! Fuck no!
[All-Seeing Eyes]
The Hyuuga clan is a very prestigious clan in Konoha, wielding the famous [Byakugan]. They have great tracking skills due to their doujutsu and the [Gentle Fist] taijutsu style but because of their traditional-ness, they are not exploiting the [Byakugan] to the best.
The [Byakugan]
50% chance to become a branch member and have the [Cage Bird Seal]
Tutelage towards usage of the [Byakugan] and the [Gentle Fist]
Strict family rules and tradition
Mystery quest: [?]
"Caged bird seal alert!!!" I thought as I retracted my hand away to prevent accidentally pressing it. Just thinking about it makes me shiver.
[Mind Reader]
The Yamanaka clan is a part of the famous "Ino-Shika-Chou" trio. It is famous for its clan jutsus which can see memories or control the enemies. They own the [Yamanaka Flower Shop] and most of them have a green thumb, especially the females.
90% chance of being in the Ino-Shika-Chou which grants 100% teamwork as long as you're together
60% chance of having perk [Green Thumb]
Tutelage towards [Yamanaka Clan Jutsus]
Nope. Not cool enough.
[Troublesome]
The Nara Clan are mainly known for their manipulation of shadows, monstrously high IQ, and lazy attitude. Not to mention the phrase "めんどうくせ (troublesome)" which they are too lazy to patent.
Tutelage towards [Nara Clan Jutsus and Styles]
50 starting WIS and INT
100% to all WIS gains
-10% effectiveness of all physical training
200% XP gains of [Strategizing Tactical Maneuvering]
90% chance of being in the Ino-Shika-Chou which grants 100% teamwork as long as you're together
It is probably too troublesome to look at clouds all day.
[Big-Boned]
The Akimichi clan are well known for their appetite and fatness (or "big-boned-ness") along with the [Multi-Sized Jutsu] which multiplies the size of all or some of the user's body.
90% chance of being in the Ino-Shika-Chou which grants 100% teamwork as long as you're together
100% to all STR gains
-10% to all dexterity gains
I'm afraid I would not like to be big-boned, I think, but they can grant you advantages? Still, don't like being fat. Shit! Is Gaia a mind reading Akimichi? Cause if that's the case, I'M SCREWED!
[Bugged]
The Aburame Clan are stoic and logical people, users of bugs, and have hives in their bodies. They have multi-purpose bugs called "kikachu" and a variety of bug related hijutsu and ninjutsu to go with it. However, the are not proficient in the areas of elemental ninjutsu and genjutsu.
Tutelage towards [Aburame Jutsus and Styles]
A hive of kikachu inside your body, making it possible to use bug related jutsu when there are no bugs around
25% INT and WIS gains
I shivered in creepiness. What's it like to have a foreign freaking HIVE of bugs put in you, let alone live with it?
[Orphan of Whirlpool]
One of the last of your clan, you are a homeless orphan, living in the orphanage. But you still contain the longevity, stamina, penchant for seals, and powerful life force that your clan, the Uzumaki, were once famous for.
75 starting VIT
-15 starting INT and WIS
-25% INT and WIS gains
7500 starting CP and HP
100% CP gains, HP gains, and VIT gains
100% effectiveness and XP gains in the skill [Fuuinjutsu]
0.05%/second regeneration in HP and CP
"Even seeing how the vitality is totally and completely overpowered, NOPE! That's Naruto's job."
[Civillian Piece'o Shit]
Piece'o shit. There's nothing more about it.
I sweatdropped at this. I guess that whoever this "Gaia" is, she had a sense of humour. Then, I being the terrible gamer with the love for hacks that I am, I chose the most overpowered clan in all the Elemental Nations, the Uchiha.
Wait, isn't the Uchiha going to be massacred?
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"Shit."
Because your [The Gamer] title, you get a choice of 5 perks out of the following list
[Stamina Freak]
15 starting VIT and 100% in all VIT gains, and a bonus regenerative factor of 1% per second in SP, 20 starting SP and 7 SP per level
[Monstrous Strength]
15 starting STR and 100% in all STR gains, and the status [Adrenaline Strength] (80% STR for 30 minutes) available for use once every day
[Iron-Bodied Chakra Monster]
5000 starting CP, and an additional 1000 CP per level, 3000 starting HP, 700 HP per level
[Dexterous]
15 starting DEX and 100% in all DEX gains, Swift Release available for 7 AP
[Lucky]
15 starting LUK and 100% in all LUK gains. Automatically win all games in a casino. 5 levels and 1 tier for all dungeon drops. Recommended for gamers looking for quick cash.
[Wise and Intelligent]
15 starting WIS and INT, 100% in all WIS and INT gains. [Lecture Mode] (500% INT and WIS gains for 10*CC*SP minutes) status available for use once everyday.
[Ninjutsu Specialist]
100% damage of all ninjutsu. -Control*40% chakra cost. 100% XP gained with ninjutsu training.
[Genjutsu Specialist]
-50% chance of all your genjutsu being dispelled. -Control*50% chakra cost. 100% XP gained with genjutsu training.
[Taijutsu Specialist]
50% DEX, VIT and STR, 100000000% flames of youth, 100% XP gained with taijutsu training, free green spandex and orange leg warmers.
[Fast learner]
50% XP gained in everything.
[Fuinjutsu Mastermind]
200% XP gained in the [Calligraphy] and [Fuinjutsu] skills, -[Fuinjutsu]level% chakra cost for [Fuinjutsu, 30 extra levels available for [Fuinjutsu] skill.
[Medic]
200% XP gained in the [Medical Knowledge] and [Iryojutsu] skills. 100% XP gained in the [Cellular Manipulation] and [Genetic Engineering] skills.
[Weapons Master]
150% XP gained in the [Bukijutsu, [Shurikenjutsu, [Bojutsu, and [Kenjutsu] skills.
I chose the [Stamina Freak, [Iron-bodied Chakra Monster, [Ninjutsu Specialist, [Fast learner, and [Fuinjutsu Mastermind] perks. This power, whatever it does, is totally overpowered. Not that it isn't welcome, 'cause I'll be fending of the Uchiha Massacre in a few years time.
You are spawning in the Narutoverse in 30 seconds, mortal. Countdown initiating now.
Sanju, nijukyuu, nijuhachi, nijunana, nijuroku...
"God this is exciting. The countdown is frickin' Japanese! Gotta learn the hard-to-learn language this time around. Yeah, it's really hard to learn. And that's coming from a Chinese person."
Juu, kyuu, hachi, nana, roku, yon...
San...
Ni...
Ichi...
Genzai seisei.
I was suddenly blinded by a bright light, then somehow got unconscious.
When I woke up, it was in a hospital room. Several adults were standing around me. I was being held by a woman who I assumed to be my mother. I was about to say "Mom!" when I suddenly realized that there was no such thing as English in this world, not to mention newborn babies aren't supposed to talk. Yep. I'm an infant now. Just great.
I lived the life of a baby, eat, sleep, poop, pee, boring as hell. I just learned about my power, too, take a load of this!
[Introduction]
You are chosen by Gaia to become the wielder of the power of [The Gamer] for reasons unknown. This power has many abilities. Including [Gamer's Body, [Gamer's Mind, perks, stats and AP... The possibilities are endless.
[Gamer's Body] is a system which effectively negates losing limbs, getting decapitated, etc. It turns the damage into less HP (Health Points, but don't call yourself a gamer if you didn't know this). You will respawn in this world as a baby again if your HP drops to 0, meaning you die.
[Gamer's Mind] is a powerful ability that enables clear thinking in the most dire of situations. It also makes the [Bloodlust] emitted from anyone less than your level55.
The stat system tells you your well, stats. Stats can be leveled up by training or by distributing AP(Attribute Points) that you get when leveling up. Find out more by saying "[Stats]".
The skill system turns anything you can do and improve into a skill. It can by something like a technique like [Katon: Goka Messhitsu] to something as mundane as [Washing Dishes]. You can level up skills by repeatedly trying said action in quick succession. To see your skills, say "[Skills]".
The perk system is unlocked at level 40 (jounin level). For now, you are stuck with your starting perks. Say "[Perks]" to see your perks. (You get the gist here, to enter "blah blah blah" page, say "blah blah blah")
The status system shows your statuses. Statuses are just like perks, but unlike perks, which have to be bought, statuses are achieved by doing something. For example, eating too much ramen gives you the [Malnourished] status, getting poisoned can give you the [Poisoned] status. Normally your statuses are instantly displayed in a text box, but you could always review them by saying "[Statuses]".
All in all, [The Gamer] is a useful tool to have. This concludes the [Introduction] to [The Gamer].
P.S. this power is passed on to your children like a bloodline.
P.P.S. You can enter [God Mode] after you end [Story Mode].
P.P.P.S. Because of the exclusive nature of your starting perks, your mother's heritage has been altered.
My mother is an Uzumaki?
For making reasonable deductions about things to the best of your ability, you are awarded 1 WIS.
Fuck you, Gaia.
I was really thrilled at this. No, not this, the thing before the thing before this. The [The Gamer] thing. I mean, it's totally OP, I think. Oh how right I was, I found out when entering the [Stats] page.
"Shutach. "
Nothing happened.
Fuck my baby mouth.
For the next 20 minutes I tried and tried to pronounce the word stats.
Then I got an alert.
You have gained a new skill!
[Talking]
Lvl.16% F
Passively increases understandability of language by 8%
2.5% REP gains with all people capable of hearing
You leveled up!
"Yerp, zhish ish shtupi." - I said, continuing to make attempts at opening the [Stats] page.
After who knows how long of trial and error...
[Stats]
This page shows your stats, which are the base of getting stronger. There are a total of 6 stats.(A/N: Why! Why do I have to do this! If you're readin' you probably already know that this part is a part that everybody, EVERYBODY, skips! :( :( :( )
Lvl - or level. A measure of your general power. You can level up by collecting enough experience, XP for short. The amount of XP required to level up will increase with your level. You gain 10 AP (Attribute Points) every level. You can use AP to up your stats. Each single increase in any stat costs 1 AP. There are certain functions available at certain levels. Such as the Affinity System unlocked at level 40 (and at least 99.5% chakra control). lvl.1~15 are as powerful as a civilian, 16~30 a genin, 31~50 a chunin, 51~60 a tokubetsu jounin, 61~70 a jounin, 71~85 an elite jounin, people above lvl.85 are usually considered kage leveled.
STR - or strength. It determines the strength of your punches, the mass you can lift, and the force you can exert. You can gain strength by doing exercises, spending AP, and like other physical stats, or engaging in physically taxing combat ([Taijutsu] and [Kenjutsu]).
DEX - or dexterity. Like strength, this is a physical stat, and thus can be leveled up the same ways. But instead of doing sit-ups and push-ups, you have to do agility-wise challenging tasks. Such as doing obstacle courses and tree hopping. DEX determines your speed, both physical, of hand seals, and reactionary.
VIT - or vitality. This stat affects your HP or SP(Stamina Points). 1 VIT = 1000 HP, 100 SP, 1000CP, 10 HP/sec, 2SP/sec, and 10CP/sec. This stat can be increased by doing intensive activity for extended amounts of time, engaging in physical combat, or spending AP.
WIS - or wisdom. This, unlike the aforementioned stats, is a mental stat. Wisdom determines the calculation power of your brain. WIS can be improved by calculating and strategizing. Playing shoji or chess works as well as solving quadratics, doing calculus, and dividing a 30 digit by a 33 digit by pen and paper. This stat also determines half of your chakra regeneration, the other half being affected by VIT. 1 WIS = 10CP/sec.
INT - or intelligence. This stat, like WIS, is a mental stat. INT affects your half of your chakra size, the other affected by VIT. It also affects your CC.
LUK - or luck. Affects your luck, increases your casino winnings, your battle drops, your reputation changes in a conversation, et cetera. (A/N: Totally useless (to me). But every fanfic has this, so I guess I'll have to deal with it. Mendoukuse.)
CP - this is the amount of chakra you have, though the a mount you can use is limited by your CC. To give a scale, sticking 3 leafs for 1 second costs 10 CP.
HP - this is basically your health, how durable your body is. To give a scale, a paper cut takes away about 3 HP.
CC - your chakra control. This is measured in a scale of 0% to 100%. An academy student usually has 15%. CC reduces the chakra costs of everything, effectively increasing your chakra pool. This affect is visualized with an "ACP (Actual Chakra Pool)" stat. For example, a person with 80% CC would have twice more chakra to use than someone with 40% CC.
SP - your Stamina Points. Having more gives you more endurance. Running for an hour takes about 10 SP, depending on the actual situation.
[Stats]
Name: Uchiha Ayashi, age 3 days, lvl 2
Affiliation: Konoha (civilian)
Relationships: Uchiha Kagami (father), Uchiha née Uzumaki Shizuko (mother), Uchiha Shisui (older brother), Uchiha Obito (deceased uncle) Whaaaat?, Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto (third cousin, none removed), Uzumaki Kushina (deceased third cousin, once removed). Namikaze Minato (deceased third cousin, once removed-in-law)...
Description: Uchiha Ayashi is an usual baby born in Konohagakure no Sato. With the gamer ability, he dreams of becoming an "awesome" shinobi to save his clan and the world.
Titles: [The Gamer]
Status: [?, [Newborn Baby]
Stats:
DEX: 2
STR: 2
VIT: 17
WIS: 2
INT: 2
LUK: 2
CC: 3%
CP: 6500
HP: 4200
ACP: 195
AP: 5
Perks:
[Stamina Freak]
15 starting VIT and 100% in all VIT gains, and a bonus regenerative factor of 1% per second in SP, 20 starting SP and 7 SP per level
[Fast learner]
50% XP gained in everything.
[Fuinjutsu Mastermind]
200% XP gained in the [Calligraphy] and [Fuinjutsu] skills, -[Fuinjutsu]level% chakra cost for [Fuinjutsu, 30 extra levels available for [Fuinjutsu] skill.
[Ninjutsu Specialist]
100% damage of all ninjutsu. -Control*40% chakra cost. 100% XP gained with ninjutsu training.
[Iron-Bodied Chakra Monster]
5000 starting CP, and an additional 1000 CP per level, 3000 starting HP, 700 HP per level
Skills:
[Talking]
Lvl.16% F
Passively increases understandability of language by 8%
2.5% REP gains with all people capable of understanding your speech.
It was then, when I temporarily forgot my status, and said the infamous Nara phrase.
"Mendoukuse."
Everybody around me gasped.
"Kuso!!!" - I thought as my baby instincts kicked in and I promptly fell asleep.
Chapter END!
Thanks for reading this fanfic. If you have any questions, review. I always welcome helpful reviews. Even if they have malicious intent.
I don't have a beta. So I, once again, apologize for any mistakes. I don't think I would be able to handle a posting schedule until November, when I go to Canada (I currently live in China, a country known for notoriously stressful schools. I spend three hours on my homework everyday! Ugh!).
About Obito being dead... you'll find out later. [Insert malicious maniacal chuckle]
RR!