Blind React II:
Cary: *bows head* Time, it is.
Sophie: sTaR wArS?
Cary: Yes!
Sophie: OMG IS LUKE HERE? DARTH VADER? OBI-WAN? OR LEIA? BOBA FETT? JAR JAR BINKS? HOW BOUT-
Cary: Uhh, no... but there is Chewbacca. *smiles* It's the best I could do.
Sophie: *deflates* Oh.
Cary: But we can have a lightsaber fight!
Sophie: YAYYYY! EVERYTHING I'VE EVER LIVED FOR LED UP TO THIS MOMENT!
Cary: *snaps fingers* Come, everybody!
*Tam, Linh, Fitz, Keefe, Dex, Biana, and Mr. Forkle appear out of thin air*
Tam: *in shorts and wearing a feather boa* Ugh. *whines* I thought you promised me two days without being bothered in exchange for the last react's cooperation. I was having fun.
Linh: WAS I HALLUCINATING OR DID TAM JUST SAY HE WAS HAVING FUN?
Sophie: NO, WE ALL HEARD IT!
Biana: *gasp* THE WORLD IS ENDING AS WE KNOW IT!
Dex: I'll pack the snacks.
Keefe: I'll dig us a hole to live in.
Tam: What? Guys, stop it.
Cary: But it's serious.
Tam: STOP! AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE REACTING RIGHT NOW?
Cary: *smirks* Yep. Chewbacca, it's butt-kicking time!
Chewbacca: *wields a lightsaber*
Dex: Cool laser swords!
Sophie: How dare you.
Cary: *glares* They're CALLED lightsabers. For that, I shouldn't be allowing you one.
Dex: *puppy eyes* Pwease? Dey seem do cool!
Cary: FINE! *grumbles* *hands out lightsabers to everyone*
Tam: *finally realizing he's been pranked* ...You're an evil mastermind.
Cary: *grins creepily* Tell me something I don't know. Speaking of which, *smiles* Happy April Fools Day! *airhorn sound* Anyways I'd write a react to that but I'm too lazy right now, and I'm not stopping this one to write it. Maybe later.
Biana: Bye bye fourth wall.
Cary: Biana, c'mon, be serious. We said goodbye a long time ago.
Biana: Oh right. You have a point.
Cary: Don't I? Anyways, here you go. *hands a blue lightsaber*
Biana: Aww, I wanted purple!
Cary: Um. There aren't purple lightsabers.
Biana: Fine. I'll make do with blue.
Cary: All right, everyone! Get readdyyyyy and FIGHT! TO! THE! DEATH!
Chewbacca: *somehow mystically gets the ability to speak coherently* Isn't that a little extreme?
Cary: Eh. Maybe. *watches from the sidelines*
Chewbacca: *still somehow can form complete words* Why aren't you fighting?
Cary: *eats popcorn* Let's just say when I hold a lightsaber, things tend to go a bit... well... you don't wanna know. *shudders*
Chewbacca: *can still talk* Oh okay. Can I have a Wookie?
Cary: No. But you can have some popcorn.
Chewbacca: Eww, heck nah! I'll pass.
Cary: Your loss. *munches on popcorn* GOO BIANA!
Biana: *in combat with Fitz* TAKE THAYYYYYT!
Tam: I GOT YOUR BACK, BIANA! *weird whirring sounds*
Cary: Aww. Wait. NO! iT cAn'T bE!
Glitter: IT IS!
Cary: WHAA? HOW? HOW?! I PUT UP SECURITY MEASURES!
Glitter: *disdainful* What, you mean the bags of Cheetos with the sunglasses on them?
Cary: YES! HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET PAST THEM?
Glitter: I- They're literally bags of Cheetos.
Cary: *sigh* Good point. I'll have to upgrade the security around here soon. *eats some more popcorn* Wanna watch with me and Chewbacca?
Glitter: Nah that's boring. Can I fight?
Cary: *shrugs* Who am I to say no? *snaps fingers* Here's your very own personal lightsaber. Use it wisely, young Jedi- aaand she's gone.
Chewbacca: *now suddenly can only speak in Chewbaccian again* Rwwwgggg.
Cary: You're right. Reaccct over!