Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Keeper of the Lost Cities; all rights belong to Shannon Messenger except for characters or things I made up myself. I simply wrote this for fun. I am not Shannon Messenger. Oh, and another thing? I am not Shannon Messenger.

React to Hamburger

Keefe: Ooh, sounds cool! What is it?

Sophie: Ummm, you'll see. *brings in a plate full of hamburgers*

Keefe: Mmm. Looks delish! Can I try one?

Sophie: Uh, I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Keefe...

Keefe: WHY NOT?! LET ME TRY A HAMBURGER!

Sophie: Are. You. Sure? *sideyes Keefe*

Keefe: Yeah... why?

Dex appears.

Dex: Hey, what's everyone doing?

Keefe: TRYING HAMBURGERS!

Dex: *flails arms around and shrieks* YOU ARE A BLOODTHIRSTY VAGRANT, KEEFE! *swears in Spanish* *light leaps away*

Sophie: HEY! *narrows eyes* I didn't know Dex was capable of such dirty language...

Keefe: Huh. I wonder why he did that?

Sophie: Because... *gulps* Hamburgers are...

Keefe: DELICIOUS! *pops one in mouth* MMMMM!

Sophie: Uh...

Keefe: *with mouth full* What is it?

Sophie: *bites lip* Hamburgers... are made of meat. Like, beef.

Keefe: *vomits hamburger and runs away screaming*

Sophie: Most of them, anyway. *eagerly tears up hamburger and winks* But he doesn't have to know that these were veggie burgers! Hehe.