A/N: A little post ep for "Provenance." There was so much being said that wasn't being said so I went ahead and said it. Enjoy!

"Ow. Ow. Ow."

"Deeks."

"It really hurts!"

"You were fine half an hour ago!"

"Well I had adrenaline coursing through my veins then. Now it's worn off and I'm in pain."

Kensi rolled her eyes and pushed open the door to the parking lot. "I really think you're all right."

"She kicked me right in my manhood Kensi. You have no idea what that's like."

"Well thank god for that. You're welcome, by the way, for saving your ass," she thought for a second, "and manhood. Again."

"Good thing we stopped keeping score a long time ago," he said with a grin.

"Yeah good thing because I think we know I'd be winning."

"Truer words were never spoken Fern."

"Do not start that again," she said, getting into the car.

"You love it and you know it." He climbed in next to her and did a double take when he dropped his bag into the back seat. "Kens? What is that?"

"Oh, I changed in the car before. I forgot the dress was still in here. I guess I could take it back inside before we leave."

"Oh, no, don't do that," he said quickly.

She raised her eyebrows at him. "Why?"

"We'll just bring it back tomorrow. C'mon. Let's go home. I'm starving. You want pizza? Ooh, what about that new sushi place down the street?"

She smirked as she mentally put things together. "You like that dress. You're totally turned on by it."

"What? No!"

"Don't you lie to me Martin Deeks. I saw how you looked at me. That was your, 'I want to rip your clothes off' face."

"I don't have a—"

"Baby. Come on."

"I mean…as far as undercover outfits go, that one is pretty badass," he admitted. "I told you you looked hot. And sexy. Did I say sexy? Because if I didn't I should have. Extremely sexy."

"So what are you saying, you'd like it to make an appearance in our bedroom in the near future?"

"Well…I definitely wouldn't hate it," he said carefully. "If that's something you're comfortable with."

"Oh, if I'm comfortable with it?"

"Yes."

"Okay and what will you be wearing in this scenario?"

"Me?"

"Well I don't want to be all dressed up with nowhere to go by myself. Have you given any thought as to what your attire will be in this situation?"

"I can't say I have. Did you have something in mind?"

"Magic Marty," she said immediately. "The black one. With the suspenders."

"But the suspenders chafe!"

"And you think that dress doesn't?"

He sighed. "Fine. Magic Marty it is."

"Good." Kensi looked extremely pleased with herself.

"So when we get home…dinner and then costume party?" Deeks asked hopefully.

"Oh you want to do this tonight?" Kensi said, pulling onto the freeway. "I thought you were injured. Are you sure your uh, 'manhood' is going to be good to go?"

"I think for that dress he can rally."

"Good to know."

The dress never ended up going back to the mission.

A/N: I'll let you decide what "the black one" is and why the suspenders chafe. Leave your love in the reviews!